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| Author | : K. R. Hall |
| Publisher | : Karen Hall |
| Total Pages | : 143 |
| Release | : 2023-11-19 |
| Genre | : Fiction |
| ISBN | : |
Nicholas Whittaker, a man who hates Christmas with a passion, moves to Manitou Springs, Colorado, to start a handyman business and escape the holiday he detests. But when Natalie Hughes and her five-year-old daughter Lainey move to Manitou Springs after her husband's death, Nicholas finds himself surrounded by the holidays he's tried so hard to stay away from. Can Natalie and Lainey convince Nicholas that Christmas is a wonderful time of the year and miracles do happen? Find out in this heartwarming holiday romance.
| Author | : Joseph Cillo Jr. |
| Publisher | : |
| Total Pages | : 234 |
| Release | : 2018-10-15 |
| Genre | : Fiction |
| ISBN | : 9781942590231 |
Based on The Life of Carlton St. Michael,the NUMBER ONE TOP RATED show on the URN!The perfect gift for that "Bah-humbug!" in your life!So, who is Carlton St. Michael?Carlton St. Michael is an up-and-coming atheist stand-up comic on the verge of fame and fortune. The only problem is, he's dead. Actually, twice dead.And, his life story has become the number one top-rated show on the Undying Rerun Network, (URN).A Christmas Comedy, of all things.But Carlton isn't buying any of it. He's out to prove it's all some near-death hallucination that will fade to black when he really dies, or vanish when he awakes.So, are you dying to see how this story turns out? Well, that's the only way to see it on the URN. You have to die first.But, you can get the print version, now!Warning: Merry Friggin' Christmas was written for adults and is too edgy for children.
| Author | : Lauren Rosewarne |
| Publisher | : Lexington Books |
| Total Pages | : 559 |
| Release | : 2017-12-06 |
| Genre | : Social Science |
| ISBN | : 1498541828 |
Film plays a vital role in the celebration of Christmas. For decades, it has taught audiences about what the celebration of the season looks like – from the decorations to the costumes and to the expected snowy weather – as well as mirrors our own festivities back to us. Films like It’s a Wonderful Life and Home Alone have come to play key roles in real-life domestic celebrations: watching such titles has become, for many families, every bit as important as tree-trimming and leaving cookies out for Santa. These films have exported the American take on the holiday far and wide and helped us conjure an image of the perfect holiday. Rather than settling the ‘what is a Christmas film?’ debate – indeed, Die Hard and Lethal Weapon are discussed within – Analyzing Christmas in Film: Santa to the Supernatural focuses on the how Christmas is presented on the deluge of occasions when it appears. While most Christmas films are secular, religion makes many cameos, appearing through Nativity references, storylines involving spiritual rebirth, the framing of Santa as a Christ-like figure and the all-importance of family, be it the Holy family or just those gathered around the dining table. Also explored are popular narratives involving battles with stress and melancholy, single parents and Christmas martyrs, visits from ghosts and angels, big cities and small towns, break-ups and make-ups and the ticking clock of mortality. Nearly 1000 films are analyzed in this volume to determine what the portrayal of Christmas reveals about culture, society and faith as well as sex roles, consumerism, aesthetics and aspiration.
| Author | : Maggie McGinnis |
| Publisher | : Loveswept |
| Total Pages | : 356 |
| Release | : 2014-11-18 |
| Genre | : Fiction |
| ISBN | : 0553394568 |
In a captivating novel spiced with holiday magic—perfect for fans of Rachel Gibson, Susan Mallery, and Molly O’Keefe—a rugged Montana man mends a Northeast girl’s jaded heart. Boston veterinarian Hayley Scampini tends the city’s pampered pets but dreams of the rural life of a country vet. She’s single and determined to stay that way, convinced that love isn’t permanent enough to trust. Then a vacation to the Whisper Creek dude ranch introduces her to Daniel McKee, a sexy single dad who runs the kind of veterinary practice she aspires to—and rattles her conviction to keep men at a distance. Managing a thriving practice, coping with the loss of his wife, and fighting a custody battle with his in-laws over his twin daughters, Daniel couldn’t be more overwhelmed. Hayley is a godsend, accompanying him in the field and winning over his girls. It doesn’t take Daniel long to realize he’s falling for this woman, hard and fast. So before Hayley returns to Boston, he extracts a promise: that she will return to Whisper Creek for Christmas. It’s the perfect time and place to show Hayley that the promise of a beautiful life together is something she can believe in. Maggie McGinnis’s sweetly sensual Whisper Creek novels can be read together or separately: ACCIDENTAL COWGIRL | A COWBOY’S CHRISTMAS PROMISE | ONCE UPON A COWBOY | UNLUCKY IN LOVE | MEANT TO BE | TAKING A CHANCE Praise for A Cowboy’s Christmas Promise “Witty dialogue, a heartwarming story, and a hero I’d like to take home with me combine for a compelling and enjoyable read. Maggie McGinnis has crafted a novel sure to make you want a cowboy of your own!”—New York Times bestselling author Cheyenne McCray “From the smart, snappy dialogue to the romance simmering between Hayley and Daniel, A Cowboy’s Christmas Promise is one of my favorite reads of the year! I could not get enough of these characters.”—New York Times bestselling author Claudia Connor “A Cowboy’s Christmas Promise will warm your heart from the very first page!”—Bestselling author Jane Porter “Sparks fly for many reasons and not just when Hayley attempts to make lasagna. . . . McGinnis keeps readers involved with blended plotlines that balance the characters’ complications.”—Library Journal “Maggie McGinnis has such a magnificent way of revealing the true nature and character of her players. I truly loved this story and will seek out others by this talented author.”—Fresh Fiction “I found myself drawn into the book by McGinnis’s humor and her talent at creating real characters I could empathize with. I also identified with the warmth of the circle of three friends.”—Idaho Statesman Includes an excerpt from another Loveswept title.
| Author | : Lauren Layne |
| Publisher | : Loveswept |
| Total Pages | : 230 |
| Release | : 2017-11-07 |
| Genre | : Fiction |
| ISBN | : 1524796530 |
She’s making a list—and checking it twice. But is there a nice guy among all her naughty exes? The New York Times bestselling author of Blurred Lines returns with a charming friends-to-lovers rom-com. “Lauren Layne writes characters I want to tackle and keep as my best friends, woven into smart, sexy, utterly romantic tales of love.”—Violet Duke When a psychic tells spunky, superstitious Kelly Byrne that she’s already met her true love, she becomes obsessed with the idea of tracking him down before Christmas. Kelly immediately writes up an “Ex List” and starts contacting old boyfriends to figure out which one is the one. When her college sweetheart rolls into town, Kelly convinces herself that they’re meant to be. The trouble is, sparks are flying with someone she’s never given a chance: her best friend, Mark. Mark Blakely has watched the guys on Kelly’s list break her heart, and he’s not looking forward to watching them do it all over again. Mark’s always been there for her, but the timing’s never worked out for their relationship to be something more. Now, just as Mark is ready to move on, the sexual tension between them is suddenly off the charts. With Christmas morning around the corner, he just hopes Kelly will wake up and realize that everything she wants has been right in front of her all along. Praise for An Ex for Christmas “Charming, witty, and sexy—An Ex for Christmas was so easy to devour! It had everything you want in a holiday read including a hunky best friend and quite a few tumultuous mistletoe scenes. Honestly, who knew mistletoe could be so hot?!”—R. S. Grey, USA Today bestselling author Lauren Layne’s New York Times bestselling Oxford Novel series can be read in any order: IRRESISTIBLY YOURS I WISH YOU WERE MINE SOMEONE LIKE YOU I KNEW YOU WERE TROUBLE I THINK I LOVE YOU Don’t miss any of Lauren Layne’s hot reads: The Love Unexpectedly series: BLURRED LINES | GOOD GIRL | LOVE STORY | WALK OF SHAME | AN EX FOR CHRISTMAS The Sex, Love & Stiletto series: AFTER THE KISS | LOVE THE ONE YOU’RE WITH | JUST ONE NIGHT | THE TROUBLE WITH LOVE The Redemption series: ISN’T SHE LOVELY | BROKEN | CRUSHED The I Do, I Don’t series: READY TO RUN | RUNAWAY GROOM This ebook includes an excerpt from another Loveswept title.
| Author | : Kevin Alan Milne |
| Publisher | : Hachette+ORM |
| Total Pages | : 105 |
| Release | : 2008-09-03 |
| Genre | : Fiction |
| ISBN | : 1599951827 |
Dr. Christopher Ringle is the last person you'd expect to find moonlighting as Santa Claus at the mall on the day after Thanksgiving. But it is there that he meets a young man named Molar Alan, who desperately needs a new perspective on the underlying value of Christmas. Dr. Ringle recruits Mo and his older brother as volunteers at a nearby children's hospital for the holiday season. At the hospital, Mo is tasked to help bring holiday cheer to the young cancer patients on the fifth floor. His biggest challenge is befriending a decidedly angry girl who is so embarrassed by her scarred appearance that she hides her face behind the safety of a paper bag. Almost in spite of himself, Mo finds that Christmas joy emanates from a source far greater than the North Pole, while the young girl learns that she is more beautiful than she had ever imagined.
| Author | : Lisa Wilfred |
| Publisher | : Lisa Wilfred |
| Total Pages | : 185 |
| Release | : 2020-12-01 |
| Genre | : Health & Fitness |
| ISBN | : |
Are you vegan and do you dread the holiday season because your family insists on a traditional turkey dinner? Or maybe you are a non-vegan who will be welcoming and entertaining vegan family member for the Christmas holidays and you’re baffled over what to cook for your family this year? So why don’t you make holidays and special occasions deeply satisfying and a little bit surprising with these fun, delicious, and vegan-friendly festive recipes? This cookbook was designed specifically for home cooks who are preparing to celebrate this Festive Season with healthier and kinder alternatives, such as: Cauliflower Soup Creamy Mushroom Wellington Maple Glazed Roast with Garlic Mashed Potatoes for the mains Gingerbread Cookies and Pecan Pie with Homemade Whipped Cream for Dessert Spinach and Artichoke Dip and Creamy Jalapeño Poppers for Snacks Pumpkin Spice Latte and Hot Chocolate with Homemade Marshmallows for Drinks And lots more! I think we can all agree that holiday feasts can be contentious for vegans and their non-vegan family members when a supposedly welcoming season that should bring families together, does the opposite with of the use of animal products added to, or cooked-in popular holiday dishes as part of a long-standing tradition. This simple and easy to follow cookbook is completely meat and dairy-free. It also includes some freezer-friendly recipes so that you can prepare these delicious meals ahead of time to reduce your stress while also saving you time during the holidays. IN ADDITION TO OVER 100 PLANT-BASED HOLIDAY RECIPES THIS EBOOK HAS LOTS OF EXTRAS! Vegging Out This Christmas includes: Over 100 plant-based festive recipes for meals that are good for your health and good for the environment, including vegan roasts, pasta, salads and dressings, dips and finger-foods, mushroom wellington, steak and potatoes, tarts and pies, cookies, edible play dough and lots more. 25 fun-filled holiday activities for children of all ages, and the young at heart adults. A relaxing and energising kids yoga program complete with over 20 child-friendly yoga poses with step-by-step instructions. A 4-week holiday detox program including; - a 1-week detox sample meal plan, - a 3 week vegan sample meal plan, - and a 4-week fitness guide with exercise glossary. This recipe book will empower you to take control of your health and immune system with these plant-based dishes which you can share with the ones you love and finally enjoy fearlessly entertaining holiday parties that can include everyone, without all the stress. Scroll up to buy your copy now! And bring the festive joy to your doorstep this holiday season, while inspiring everyone with your delicious and inclusive menu.
| Author | : Jim Geoghan |
| Publisher | : Samuel French, Inc. |
| Total Pages | : 89 |
| Release | : 2010 |
| Genre | : Drama |
| ISBN | : 057369866X |
It's 1963 and Joey and Carmine are low-level soldiers in the New York mob. Joey services jukeboxes and vending machines; Carmine makes two runs a week to South Carolina for illegal cigarettes. But things are looking up for the pair. The 1964 World's Fair is just around the corner and these Two gentlemen of Carona are plotting to help their boss, John, swindle thousands of foreign tourists. It looks like nothing can stand in their way ... oh, except for the fact that Joey is falling in love with his boss's mistress!
| Author | : Lauren Layne |
| Publisher | : Loveswept |
| Total Pages | : 235 |
| Release | : 2018-01-30 |
| Genre | : Fiction |
| ISBN | : 1101885122 |
For one charming playboy, getting cast on a Bachelor-esque reality TV show is the shock of a lifetime—until he finds love where he least expects it. And now the chase is on! “Romantic comedy at its finest . . . Readers will not want to put it down.”—USA Today’s Happy Ever After blog Gage Barrett’s reputation as a ladies’ man has been greatly exaggerated, but none of that matters after a drunken bet lands him on Jilted, a reality TV show that matches runaway grooms with wannabe brides. Now he’s stuck at a Hawaiian resort with nineteen women competing to drag him back to the altar—and one contestant who’s even more miserable than he is. Gage has no idea how feisty, independent Ellie Wright wound up in the cast, but it’s obvious she hates his guts. And if there’s one thing Gage likes, it’s a challenge. . . . Ellie can’t believe she let her best friend talk her into exchanging her dignity for a glorified bikini contest. Still, she could use the exposure—her business is struggling—and she’ll probably be one of the first to get eliminated anyway. But Gage isn’t the shallow jerk Ellie anticipated—and he’s in no rush to send her home. As stolen kisses turn into secret trysts, she finds herself losing track of what’s real and what’s for the camera. With the wedding finale looming, this runaway groom is tempting Ellie to start believing in storybook endings. Praise for Runaway Groom “Lauren Layne gets the red rose for this one, and fans of The Bachelor will fall in love with this thoroughly charming story.”—Kate O’Keeffe, bestselling author of One Last First Date “It’s the perfect beach read—or snow day read, if you’re stuck in cold weather like me!”—All About Romance Lauren Layne’s New York Times bestselling Oxford Novel series can be read in any order: IRRESISTIBLY YOURS I WISH YOU WERE MINE SOMEONE LIKE YOU I KNEW YOU WERE TROUBLE I THINK I LOVE YOU Don’t miss any of Lauren Layne’s hot reads: The Love Unexpectedly series: BLURRED LINES | GOOD GIRL | LOVE STORY | WALK OF SHAME | AN EX FOR CHRISTMAS The Sex, Love & Stiletto series: AFTER THE KISS | LOVE THE ONE YOU’RE WITH | JUST ONE NIGHT | THE TROUBLE WITH LOVE The Redemption series: ISN’T SHE LOVELY | BROKEN | CRUSHED The I Do, I Don’t series: READY TO RUN | RUNAWAY GROOM Includes an excerpt from another Loveswept title.
| Author | : Brian Rushton |
| Publisher | : Brian Rushton |
| Total Pages | : 53 |
| Release | : 2012-01-18 |
| Genre | : Fiction |
| ISBN | : |
[Co-authored with Amy, Kevin, and Dana Rushton] You know how there are a zillion Christmas movies, books, and TV specials with titles like “The Christmas” plus something else? It occurred to the authors that the formulas used in these stories could probably be applied – or shattered – using just about any noun in a title like that. So we came up with a new tradition. The rules are simple: 1. Open a Christmas book and point to a random spot on a random page. 2. Scan along the text until you come to a noun. 3. Write that story.
