Marrying George Clooney

Marrying George Clooney
Author: Amy Ferris
Publisher: ReadHowYouWant.com
Total Pages: 298
Release: 2010
Genre: Biography & Autobiography
ISBN: 1458777790

While wide-awake in the middle of the night (welcome to menopause!), Amy Ferris chronicles every one of her hysterical, heartbreaking, ridiculous, and unflinchingly honest thoughts. Along with fantasizing about marrying George Clooney, Ferris faces a plethora of other insomnia-induced thoughts and activities. From Googling old boyfriends to researching obscure and fatal diseases on the web, she worries endlessly about her husband, relies heavily on Ambien, and tries to arrange care via the Internet for her mother (who has both severe dementia and a massive crush on Jesus Christ) - all while refraining from lighting up just one more cigarette.

Marrying George Clooney

Marrying George Clooney
Author: Amy Schor Ferris
Publisher:
Total Pages: 289
Release: 2009
Genre: Menopause
ISBN: 9780618131549

"While wide awake in the middle of the night (welcome to menopause!), Amy Ferris began chronicling every one of her funny, sad, hysterical, down and dirty, and raw to the bones stories. Along with fantasizing about marrying George Clooney, Ferris is faced with a plethora of other insomnia-induced thoughts and activities. From googling old boyfriends to researching obscure and fatal diseases on the web; from scouting five-star spa destinations to having angry, bitter, e-mail exchanges with her brother. She worries endlessly about her husband, relies heavily on Ambien, and tries to arrange care via the Internet for her mother (who has both severe dementia and a massive love-bubble crush on Jesus Christ)—all while refraining from lighting up just one more cigarette.Marrying George Clooneyexplores a range of emotions experienced through this life-altering period..."--P. 4 of cover.

I Will Marry George Clooney (By Christmas)

I Will Marry George Clooney (By Christmas)
Author: Tracy Bloom
Publisher: Random House
Total Pages: 255
Release: 2014-10-09
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1473505992

A very funny Christmas novel, from the bestselling author of No-One Ever Has Sex on a Tuesday and Single Woman Seeks Revenge. There comes a time in every woman’s life when the only answer is to marry George Clooney. For Michelle, that time is now. Slogging her guts out in a chicken factory, whilst single-handedly bringing up a teenager who hates her, is far from the life that 36-year-old Michelle had planned. But marrying the most amazing man on the planet by Christmas could change all that, couldn’t it? Sometimes your only option is to dream the impossible - because you never know where it might take you... This is a fun, completely fantastical novel featuring George Clooney, and has not been authorised or endorsed by the wondrous man himself.

Mighty Gorgeous

Mighty Gorgeous
Author: Amy Ferris
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Total Pages: 127
Release: 2023-10-03
Genre: Biography & Autobiography
ISBN: 1647425549

Why are we so determined to be loved rather than to love ourselves? Why is it so hard to forgive our imperfections and remember that we’re extraordinary? Why are we so willing to listen to others’ voices when our own voice is right here, screaming to be heard? Full of the stories that have brought her to this moment and the accompanying wisdom those experiences have lent her, Mighty Gorgeous is Amy Ferris’s answer—tender, fierce, irreverent—to these questions, and much more. Why? Because we are not on this earth to master suffering; we are here to create magic. Because perfection is overrated; all of our flaws and imperfections and scars are our beauty marks. Because all women deserve to speak their truth, to be heard and seen, to awaken to their own greatness. Because life is so very hard and so very brutal at times, bitter and cruel and excruciatingly difficult to navigate, and sometimes we need a light to guide us through that darkness. Because it’s time for us all to come home to ourselves—and Amy’s here to cheerlead you all the way to your own front door.

Dear George Clooney, Please Marry My Mom

Dear George Clooney, Please Marry My Mom
Author: Susin Nielsen-Fernlund
Publisher: Random House LLC
Total Pages: 229
Release: 2010
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 0887769772

When Violet's television-director father leaves Vancouver to live in L.A. with his new wife, and her mother's relationships seem to be going from bad to worse, Violet decides to help her mother get the perfect man--George Clooney.

After Happily Ever After

After Happily Ever After
Author: Leslie A. Rasmussen
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Total Pages: 269
Release: 2021-04-06
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1647420156

“Smart and funny, After Happily Ever After is an exciting debut.” —Laura Dave, international best-selling author of The Last Thing He Told Me What if you had the chance to relinquish the life you’ve built and begin again? At the age of forty-five, Maggie Dolin is grappling with the realities of aging. Nearly two decades ago, she made the decision to leave her career in publishing to devote herself to raising her daughter, Gia—but now that Gia is about to leave for college, Maggie is confronted with uncertainty about her own identity and purpose. Having spent so many years caring for others, she struggles to remember the last time someone cared for her. Meanwhile, Maggie’s husband of nineteen years, Jim, seems distant and preoccupied, leading her to suspect that he is keeping secrets from her; her mother is self-absorbed and judgmental; and her brother harbors resentment toward her. And to compound matters, the one constant in Maggie's life, her father, is facing serious health challenges, leaving her feeling adrift without his unwavering support. As Maggie embarks on a daunting journey of self-discovery, she finds herself drawn toward decisions that challenge the life she has always known. After Happily Ever After deals with love, marriage, family dynamics, the empty nest, aging parents, and what happens when they all come crashing down at the same time.

Marrying the Boss

Marrying the Boss
Author: Megan Kelly
Publisher: Harlequin Treasury-Harlequin American Romance 90s
Total Pages: 228
Release: 2008
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 9780373752102

Leanne Fairbanks and Mark Collins are both up for the CEO position of Mark's family business, and the two find themselves more drawn to the competition than the title.

Shades of Blue

Shades of Blue
Author: Amy Ferris
Publisher: Seal Press
Total Pages: 258
Release: 2015-09-29
Genre: Health & Fitness
ISBN: 1580055958

The silent epidemic of depression affects millions of people and takes dozens of lives everyday, while our culture grapples with a stigma against open discussion of mental health issues. Editor Amy Ferris has collected these stories to illuminate the truth behind that stigma and offer compassion, solidarity, and hope for all those who have struggled with depression. Contributors to Shades of Blue include: Barbara Abercrombie Sherry Amatenstein Regina Anavy Chloe Caldwell Jimmy Camp Debra LoGuercio DeAngelo Marika Rosenthal Delan Hollye Dexter Beverly Donofrio Beth Bornstein Dunnington Matt Ebert Betsy Graziani Fasbinder Zoe FitzGerald Carter Pam L. Houston David Lacy Patti Linsky Mark S. King Caroline Leavitt Karen Lynch Lira Maywood C.O. Moed Mark Morgan Linda Joy Myers Christine Kehl O Hagan Jennifer Pastiloff Ruth Pennebaker Angela M. Giles Patel Alexa Rosalsky Elizabeth Rosner Kathryn Rountree Kitty Sheehan Jenna Stone judywhite Samantha White Shades of Blue brings the conversation around depression and sadness into the open with real, first-hand accounts of depression and mental health issues, offering empathy to all those who have been affected by these issues. It s time to scream out loud against this silent annihilator: We are not alone. "

Behind Closed Doors

Behind Closed Doors
Author: B.A. Paris
Publisher: Macmillan
Total Pages: 304
Release: 2016-08-09
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1250121000

"First published in Great Britain by MIRA/Harlequin, HarperCollins UK"--Title page verso.

Around the Way Girl

Around the Way Girl
Author: Taraji P. Henson
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Total Pages: 256
Release: 2016-10-11
Genre: Biography & Autobiography
ISBN: 1501125990

The star of the hit show "Empire" recalls her beloved screen characters while tracing the story of her life and career, discussing her father's Vietnam service, her rise from the violence of the streets of Washington D.C., and her experiences as a singlemother.