Mama Needs A Mother Fucking Nap

Mama Needs A Mother Fucking Nap
Author: Nomadic Family of 5
Publisher: Independently Published
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2024-03-23
Genre: Fiction
ISBN:

Unleash your inner rebel with "Mama Needs A Mother Fucking Nap," the coloring book that speaks your language - the language of sass, humor, and a touch of naughty. Designed for the mom who juggles it all and deserves a break, this book offers a therapeutic escape with every page. Features: Bold Illustrations: Pages adorned with intricate patterns and cheeky phrases that resonate with every mom. Laugh-Out-Loud Quotes: Each design is paired with a swear word or sassy saying that captures the essence of motherhood's real-talk. Relax and De-stress: Dive into a world of coloring that not only entertains but also helps to melt away the stress of the day. Perfect for Gifting: Whether it's Mother's Day, a birthday, or just because, this book makes a hilarious and relatable gift for any mom with a sense of humor. Note: This book contains adult language and is intended for a mature audience. It's the perfect way to add a little spice to your downtime and have a good laugh in the process. Embrace the chaos of motherhood with a splash of color and a whole lot of attitude!

Mama Needs a Mother Fucking Nap - Gift Coloring Book for Mother's

Mama Needs a Mother Fucking Nap - Gift Coloring Book for Mother's
Author: Yellowdot Publishing
Publisher:
Total Pages: 108
Release: 2020-09-26
Genre:
ISBN:

◆ GIFT IDEAS - COLOURING BOOKS FOR GROWN-UPS - HUMOROUS ◆ #Momlife funny adult coloring books for mom It's 6:30 PM. By some miracle, one of your kids is asleep while the other is watching cartoons in a food coma. Quick! Here's your chance! Grab some colored pencils and markers, this coloring book, and run to the bathroom (don't forget the wine)! First, lock the door and enjoy the solitude of private urination. Second, gulp down that wine and enjoy the most relaxing five minutes of your day as you surrender to the quietness and creativity of coloring. Celebrate the humor and frustration that are the highs and lows of motherhood featured in the pages of this book. Happy Coloring! Coloring Book Features: 8.5"x11" Softcover Coloring Book. 52 single-solid coloring page to color. White pages to make your own background color. Very helpful for Stress relief. Special Mother's Thank you Gift Coloring Book Perfect size to easily fit in your purse or backpack. Perfect gift for your Mothers in this Thanks Giving day. Quality Controled by AMAZON Blank page to write your feelings of that time.

Mama Needs a Mother F*cking Nap

Mama Needs a Mother F*cking Nap
Author: Rebecca Mashaw
Publisher:
Total Pages: 52
Release: 2021-05-02
Genre:
ISBN:

GIFT IDEAS - COLORING BOOKS FOR GROWN-UPS - HUMOROUS Go the f*ck to sleep! Laugh your a** off as you color this hilarious and irreverent coloring book full of sweary sayings for moms. This fun and liberating Mama Needs a Mother F*cking Nap coloring book celebrates modern-day motherhood through a maverick selection of cuss word quotes and real-life sayings inspired by the busiest moms on earth. NOT APPROPRIATE FOR CHILDREN Product Details: ✓ 26 hilarious sweary words for thriving Moms ✓ Printed single sided on bright white paper ✓ Silky matte finish cover design ✓ Perfect for all coloring and paint mediums ✓ High quality 60lb (90gsm) paper stock Surprise your favorite mothers (and stepmoms) on any given day with this cathartic coloring book of sweary moms' greatest hits!

Mama Needs a Mother F*cking Nap

Mama Needs a Mother F*cking Nap
Author: Richard Booth
Publisher:
Total Pages: 52
Release: 2021-05
Genre:
ISBN:

GIFT IDEAS - COLORING BOOKS FOR GROWN-UPS - HUMOROUS Go the f*ck to sleep! Laugh your a** off as you color this hilarious and irreverent coloring book full of sweary sayings for moms. This fun and liberating Mama Needs a Mother F*cking Nap coloring book celebrates modern-day motherhood through a maverick selection of cuss word quotes and real-life sayings inspired by the busiest moms on earth. NOT APPROPRIATE FOR CHILDREN Product Details: ✓ 26 hilarious sweary words for thriving Moms ✓ Printed single sided on bright white paper ✓ Silky matte finish cover design ✓ Perfect for all coloring and paint mediums ✓ High quality 60lb (90gsm) paper stock Surprise your favorite mothers (and stepmoms) on any given day with this cathartic coloring book of sweary moms' greatest hits!

Mama Needs a Mother F*cking Nap

Mama Needs a Mother F*cking Nap
Author: Dina Cuevas
Publisher:
Total Pages: 52
Release: 2021-04-30
Genre:
ISBN:

GIFT IDEAS | COLORING BOOKS FOR GROWN-UPS | HUMOROUS Go the f*ck to sleep! Laugh your a** off as you color this hilarious and irreverent coloring book full of sweary sayings for moms. This fun and liberating Mama Needs a Mother F*cking Nap coloring book celebrates modern-day motherhood through a maverick selection of cuss word quotes and real-life sayings inspired by the busiest moms on earth. NOT APPROPRIATE FOR CHILDREN Product Details: ✓ 26 hilarious sweary words for thriving Moms ✓ Printed single sided on bright white paper ✓ Silky matte finish cover design ✓ Perfect for all coloring and paint mediums ✓ High quality 60lb (90gsm) paper stock Surprise your favorite mothers (and stepmoms) on any given day with this cathartic coloring book of sweary moms' greatest hits!

New Mom Needs a Mother Fucking Nap

New Mom Needs a Mother Fucking Nap
Author: Brandon Jerry
Publisher:
Total Pages: 54
Release: 2020-11-30
Genre:
ISBN:

Make the perfect gift for anyone who loves coloring! Enjoy this Coloring Book For Adults who want learn more about fresh moms. Click the cover to reveal what's inside! About this book: 25 full pages drawings of swears, toys, mandalas, and more, Printed on high quality solid white paper. Easily color with crayons, colored pencils or colored pens, Beautiful designs appropriate for all ages, Put a SMILE on your mom face! Scroll up and BUY NOW!

Confessions of a Domestic Failure

Confessions of a Domestic Failure
Author: Bunmi Laditan
Publisher: MIRA
Total Pages: 209
Release: 2017-05-02
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1488022887

From the creator of The Honest Toddler comes a fiction debut “perfect for readers looking for a funny, realistic look at motherhood” (Booklist, starred review). There are good moms and bad moms . . . and then there are hot-mess moms. Confessions of a Domestic Failure introduces readers to Ashley Keller, career girl turned stay-at-home mom who’s trying to navigate the world of Pinterest-perfect mommies. When Ashley gets the chance to enroll in a mommy-blog maven’s Motherhood Better boot camp, she jumps at the chance to become the perfect mom she’s always wanted to be. But the pursuit of perfection has a way of going perfectly wrong. With her razor-sharp wit, Bunmi Laditan creates an unforgettable and hilariously relatable character while lambasting the social pressures every new mother faces. “Freaking hilarious. This is the novel moms have been waiting for.” —Jenny Lawson, #1 New York Times–bestselling author of Let’s Pretend This Never Happened

Mommy Drinks Because You Cry

Mommy Drinks Because You Cry
Author: Hannah Caner
Publisher: Castle Point Books
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2016-04-26
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 9781250119919

Pull Mommy back from the edge with this irreverent adult coloring book! MOMMY DRINKS BECAUSE YOU CRY is the adult coloring book for the delightfully impolite. For the rare moments you have to yourself, enjoy the calming act of coloring with a little dose of sass. This collection of beautiful designs and fun illustrations are paired with the very best of all our worst thoughts, from “I child-proofed my house, but they still get in,” to “Home is where the vodka is.” Each hilariously captioned design is printed on sturdy, tear-out pages perfect for amusing decoration or passive-aggressive gift-giving. When you want to unwind with coloring but aren’t in the mood to embrace sunshine and daisies, MOMMY DRINKS BECAUSE YOU CRY is the perfect adult coloring book to let you speak your native sarcasm!