Mama Needs A Mother Fucking Nap

Mama Needs A Mother Fucking Nap
Author: Nomadic Family of 5
Publisher: Independently Published
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2024-03-23
Genre: Fiction
ISBN:

Unleash your inner rebel with "Mama Needs A Mother Fucking Nap," the coloring book that speaks your language - the language of sass, humor, and a touch of naughty. Designed for the mom who juggles it all and deserves a break, this book offers a therapeutic escape with every page. Features: Bold Illustrations: Pages adorned with intricate patterns and cheeky phrases that resonate with every mom. Laugh-Out-Loud Quotes: Each design is paired with a swear word or sassy saying that captures the essence of motherhood's real-talk. Relax and De-stress: Dive into a world of coloring that not only entertains but also helps to melt away the stress of the day. Perfect for Gifting: Whether it's Mother's Day, a birthday, or just because, this book makes a hilarious and relatable gift for any mom with a sense of humor. Note: This book contains adult language and is intended for a mature audience. It's the perfect way to add a little spice to your downtime and have a good laugh in the process. Embrace the chaos of motherhood with a splash of color and a whole lot of attitude!

Mama Needs a Mother Fucking Nap - Gift Coloring Book for Mother's

Mama Needs a Mother Fucking Nap - Gift Coloring Book for Mother's
Author: Yellowdot Publishing
Publisher:
Total Pages: 108
Release: 2020-09-26
Genre:
ISBN:

◆ GIFT IDEAS - COLOURING BOOKS FOR GROWN-UPS - HUMOROUS ◆ #Momlife funny adult coloring books for mom It's 6:30 PM. By some miracle, one of your kids is asleep while the other is watching cartoons in a food coma. Quick! Here's your chance! Grab some colored pencils and markers, this coloring book, and run to the bathroom (don't forget the wine)! First, lock the door and enjoy the solitude of private urination. Second, gulp down that wine and enjoy the most relaxing five minutes of your day as you surrender to the quietness and creativity of coloring. Celebrate the humor and frustration that are the highs and lows of motherhood featured in the pages of this book. Happy Coloring! Coloring Book Features: 8.5"x11" Softcover Coloring Book. 52 single-solid coloring page to color. White pages to make your own background color. Very helpful for Stress relief. Special Mother's Thank you Gift Coloring Book Perfect size to easily fit in your purse or backpack. Perfect gift for your Mothers in this Thanks Giving day. Quality Controled by AMAZON Blank page to write your feelings of that time.

Mama Needs A Mother Effing Nap

Mama Needs A Mother Effing Nap
Author: Aline Bentley
Publisher: Independently Published
Total Pages: 102
Release: 2019-07-10
Genre:
ISBN: 9781079598032

This novelty, funny and humorous new mom (or new baby) saying & quote design, journal notebook is perfect as a gift for all occasions! Contains 100 lined pages. Printed on high-quality white interior pages Perfect for doodling, drawing, writing practice, composition, planner, organizer, and so much more! Use this notebook journal is great for creating lists for shopping and more. Ideal travel size for parties, trips, and vacations! Matte-finish cover. 6 inches by 9 inches or 15.24 cm by 22.86 cm journal notebook size.

New Mom Needs a Mother Fucking Nap

New Mom Needs a Mother Fucking Nap
Author: Brandon Jerry
Publisher:
Total Pages: 54
Release: 2020-11-30
Genre:
ISBN:

Make the perfect gift for anyone who loves coloring! Enjoy this Coloring Book For Adults who want learn more about fresh moms. Click the cover to reveal what's inside! About this book: 25 full pages drawings of swears, toys, mandalas, and more, Printed on high quality solid white paper. Easily color with crayons, colored pencils or colored pens, Beautiful designs appropriate for all ages, Put a SMILE on your mom face! Scroll up and BUY NOW!

Mama Needs A Fucking Nap, Medium Blank Lined Journal, 109 Pages

Mama Needs A Fucking Nap, Medium Blank Lined Journal, 109 Pages
Author: Oh Yes We Did
Publisher: Independently Published
Total Pages: 110
Release: 2019-05-31
Genre:
ISBN: 9781071049983

Simple, Classic Lined Blank Journal Notebook This classic yet practical medium sized journal notebook has simple lined pages with a small daily date/time line atop each page, for those looking for freedom and flexibility to write as much or a little as they please each entry. Simple blank notebook perfect to use as a diary, sketchbook, wedding or event planner, agenda calendar organizer or simply as a notepad with individual pages! Journal Details: 109 pages Convenient 6x9" medium size size, fits in most bags Cover page with space for name & personal details SOFT satin matte cover, perfect bound Quality 60# white paper

Mommy Needs a Nap

Mommy Needs a Nap
Author: Happy Heart Happy Heart Notebooks
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Total Pages: 150
Release: 2017-03-06
Genre:
ISBN: 9781544204826

This beautifully designed (and wittily worded) notebook has 150 lined pages. Perfect for any mom, mom gift or anyone who loves funny or cute sayings! Enjoy!

Mama Needs a Minute

Mama Needs a Minute
Author: Nicole Sloan
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
Total Pages: 16
Release: 2020-02-04
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1524860840

Sometimes, Mama needs a minute—and that's OK! From Nicole Sloan, founder of the Weird Mom Club—an inclusive Internet space for nonconforming moms—Mama Needs a Minute is an affirming, entertaining book for moms and toddlers to share. All about balancing a mama's needs with those of her kiddos, this sweet story teaches that love can look a lot of different ways. For kids, the book is a gentle introduction to concepts of self-respect and setting boundaries, and for moms, it’s a reminder to practice self-care.

Single Mom

Single Mom
Author: Omar Tyree
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Total Pages: 446
Release: 2012-11-27
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1476704120

After years of successfully raising two sons on her own, Denise finds herself involved with both of their fathers, as well as in a relationship with a new man. Jimmie, after learning that his son is a top basketball prospect, suddenly wants a major role in the teenager's life. Walter is trying to gain custody of his twelve-year-old. And there's Brock, who is falling in love with Denise but is uncertain whether he wants a ready-made family. Denise is left with plenty of tough decisions to make, but thankfully she has the character and independence to make it work.

Rebel Moms

Rebel Moms
Author: Davina Rhine
Publisher: iUniverse
Total Pages: 628
Release: 2011-11-18
Genre: Social Science
ISBN: 9781462026524

Modern motherhood has changed; it isnt just frilly aprons, mini-vans, and soccer practice anymore. You are a modern moma rebel momready to raise your kids while running a successful business, starting a band, or finding your voice, while doing the things you love and fighting for what's right. Even so, the path to epic mom rebellion is not always easy. Meet the women who have seen, conquered, and survivedmaking a difference, doing things their own way and on their own terms. They are activists, teachers, veterans, firefighters, pin-ups, fast food workers, tattoo artists, and more. A rebel mom has no set definition beyond her tendency to elude definition. These women, from varying places and backgrounds, have seen it all: divorce, abuse, depression, and disability. They have succeeded and raised children with tough grins on their faces. Are you a new or expecting mother? Are you a mother who's fed up with the super-mom/super-woman myth? Or are you a pro whos been there and done that, but would still love to learn from other rebel moms? Its never too late to learn a new trick, and motherhood is never the same for anyone. Cultures change, as do child-rearing practices, but certain aspects of being a mom are universal and timelesslove, support, and strength. The rebel moms have mastered the art of motherhood, and you can embrace the revolution.

Mommy Drinks Because You Cry

Mommy Drinks Because You Cry
Author: Hannah Caner
Publisher: Castle Point Books
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2016-04-26
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 9781250119919

Pull Mommy back from the edge with this irreverent adult coloring book! MOMMY DRINKS BECAUSE YOU CRY is the adult coloring book for the delightfully impolite. For the rare moments you have to yourself, enjoy the calming act of coloring with a little dose of sass. This collection of beautiful designs and fun illustrations are paired with the very best of all our worst thoughts, from “I child-proofed my house, but they still get in,” to “Home is where the vodka is.” Each hilariously captioned design is printed on sturdy, tear-out pages perfect for amusing decoration or passive-aggressive gift-giving. When you want to unwind with coloring but aren’t in the mood to embrace sunshine and daisies, MOMMY DRINKS BECAUSE YOU CRY is the perfect adult coloring book to let you speak your native sarcasm!