Mailman Jokes
Author | : A. Dog |
Publisher | : |
Total Pages | : 160 |
Release | : 2019-08-30 |
Genre | : |
ISBN | : 9781689538961 |
151 entire jokes about mailmen written by A. Dog. Mature audiences only.
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Author | : A. Dog |
Publisher | : |
Total Pages | : 160 |
Release | : 2019-08-30 |
Genre | : |
ISBN | : 9781689538961 |
151 entire jokes about mailmen written by A. Dog. Mature audiences only.
Author | : Mark Geoffrey Young |
Publisher | : CreateSpace |
Total Pages | : 106 |
Release | : 2012-07-09 |
Genre | : Humor |
ISBN | : 9781477675526 |
The Best Ever Book of Mailman Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Mailman jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Mailman Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Mailman Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Mailman joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Mailman jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Mailmans wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Mailman and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Mailman brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Mailman who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Mailmen laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***
Author | : Peter Hauser |
Publisher | : |
Total Pages | : 28 |
Release | : 2021-01-05 |
Genre | : |
ISBN | : |
This book includes a collection of our favorite jokes. There are many joke books on the market, but this one has just our favorite jokes we have gathered over years. Enjoy them and entertain your friends, family and colleagues. Our favorite funny jokes and one-liners from different joke categories like dad jokes and puns. Enjoy this collection of jokes! Please find three example jokes below: - "Mom, I'm dating a man." "Whom, sweetheart?" "Mike the mailman." "Mike the mailman? But he could be your father!" "But mom, age is just a number." "Sweetheart, I don't think you understood."- Did you hear about the new restaurant called 'Karma'? There's no menu, you only get what you deserve.- My teenage son treats me like a god. He acts like I don't exist until he wants something.Find 97 more in this great collection of jokes
Author | : Randy Luethye |
Publisher | : Randy Luethye |
Total Pages | : 48 |
Release | : 2023-02-12 |
Genre | : Humor |
ISBN | : |
This joke book documents over 240 jokes that I have learned over the past 50 years.
Author | : Mailman Post |
Publisher | : |
Total Pages | : 120 |
Release | : 2020-09-08 |
Genre | : |
ISBN | : |
Great gift for your friend who is a postman and loves to deliver letters. Perfect birthday or Christmas gift for your retired post office worker friend who loves postman and mailman jokes.
Author | : Mailman Post |
Publisher | : |
Total Pages | : 120 |
Release | : 2020-09-08 |
Genre | : |
ISBN | : |
Great gift for your friend who is a postman and loves to deliver letters. Perfect birthday or Christmas gift for your retired post office worker friend who loves postman and mailman jokes.
Author | : Dr. J. T. Dock Houk |
Publisher | : Dorrance Publishing |
Total Pages | : 488 |
Release | : 2015-12-17 |
Genre | : Humor |
ISBN | : 1480918199 |
Sometimes life hands you lemons. In this collection of jokes, autobiography, and personal philosophy, author and businessman Dr. J. T. Dock Houk makes an ocean of lemonade. Life’s a Joke compiles four books – “It’s All About Me,” “My Life with a Girl,” “Kids and Pets,” and “Life Around Us” – recounting 1,162 jokes, funny anecdotes, and descriptions of Sunday morning comics, clippings of which Dock has been collecting for an incredible amount of decades. As the author writes, “What I mean to convey by saying ‘life is a joke’ is that humor has helped me over some of the rough spots by showing me a side of life that either explains what I am feeling, or gives me a glimpse of something I also see. Humor, whose visual expression is often a joke, makes me smile or even laugh out loud. And sometimes, if you don’t laugh, you might cry.” So crack open Life’s a Joke and crack a smile. You might learn a little wisdom – but if not, at least you’ll get a laugh
Author | : Editors of Funny.com |
Publisher | : Simon and Schuster |
Total Pages | : 249 |
Release | : 2011-10-11 |
Genre | : Humor |
ISBN | : 1612430031 |
A Simon & Schuster eBook. Simon & Schuster has a great book for every reader.
Author | : Katie Cortese |
Publisher | : University Press of Kentucky |
Total Pages | : 217 |
Release | : 2018-03-09 |
Genre | : Fiction |
ISBN | : 0813175143 |
In this short story collection, girls and women tackle complex forms of love and desire as they explore the world. A girl afflicted with pyrokinesis tries to control her fire-starting long enough to go to a dance with a boy she likes. A woman trapped in a stalled marriage is excited by an alluring ex-con who enrolls in her YMCA cooking class. A teen accompanies her mother, a prestigious poet, to a writing conference where she navigates a misguided attraction to a married writer—who is, in turn, attracted to her mother—leaving her “inventing punishments for writers who believe in clichés as tired as broken hearts.” In this affecting collection, Katie Cortese explores the many faces of love and desire. Featuring female narrators that range in age from five to forty, the narratives in Make Way for Her speak to the many challenges and often bittersweet rewards of offering, receiving, and returning love as imperfect human beings. The stories are united by the theme of desperate love, whether it’s a daughter’s love for a parent, a sister’s for a sibling, or a romantic love that is sometimes returned and sometimes unrequited. Cortese’s complex and multilayered stories play with the reader’s own desires and anticipations as her characters stubbornly resist the expected. The intrepid girls and women in this book are, above all, explorers. They drive classic cars from Maine to Phoenix, board airplanes for the first time, and hike dense forests in search of adventure; but what they often find is that the most treacherous landscapes lie within. As a result, Make Way for Her explores a world of women who crave knowledge and experience, not simply sex or love. Praise for Make Way for Her “Cortese (Girl Power and Other Short-Short Stories, 2015) tells stories of young women on the cusp of adulthood, struggling to understand the social world . . . . A welcome addition to the burgeoning canon of finely wrought female stories.” —Kirkus Reviews “Offers enticing glimpses of curiously compact, womencentric fictional universes, generally focused on girls, teenagers, women, and the men who affect?but not necessarily impact?their lives. Cortese’s writing is smoothly compelling and adapts from voice to voice.” —Foreword Reviews “Heartening, and unusually thoughtful, this collection of stories places the young women, their feelings and minds (not just their bodies) at the center.” —Crystal Wilkinson, recipient of the 2016 Ernest J. Gaines Award for Literary Excellence for The Birds of Opulence “This collection is not about understanding our young people. It’s about living and breathing inside their bodies and heads. Salinger can step aside now. Make way for Katie Cortese!” —Dennis Covington, author of Salvation on Sand Mountain
Author | : Kate Rockland |
Publisher | : St. Martin's Griffin |
Total Pages | : 304 |
Release | : 2010-05-11 |
Genre | : Fiction |
ISBN | : 1429927178 |
Plotted with precise timing and set against an incredibly vivid portrait of the ever-changing East Village, Falling Is Like This is a comedic and touching account of the whirlwind affair with a rock star every girl dreams about. Tabloid-writer Harper Rostov breaks up with her boyfriend only to fall into the arms of Nick Cavallaro---certified punk-rock God who is considered a genius by fans and critics alike. Harper's newly single heart gets an overdose of chemistry from the Hitchhiker's Revenge guitarist as she falls for his intoxicating charisma. Over the course of a single week, Harper is swept up in their sexual energy and the allure of the band. But soon she can't help wondering if what she thought she wanted---what she left her sweet, caring boyfriend for---is everything she'd hoped it would be.