Love Is a Canoe

Love Is a Canoe
Author: Ben Schrank
Publisher: Sarah Crichton Books
Total Pages: 289
Release: 2013-01-08
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1466828145

A New York Times Book Review Editors’ Choice, Ben Schrank’s Love Is a Canoe is a smart, funny, romantic, and hugely satisfying novel about the fragility of human relationships and a heartwarming reminder of what it really means to be good to those we love. The author of a classic self-help guide to love and relationships, Peter Herman has won the hearts of romantics and cynics alike. But decades have passed since Marriage Is a Canoe was published and a recently widowed Peter begins to question his own advice. Much to his chagrin, he receives a call from Stella Petrovic, an ambitious young editor in New York City who forces him to reconsider his life’s work, not to mention the full force of his delusions. The book’s fiftieth anniversary is approaching, and Petrovic has devised a contest to promote the new edition. The prize? The chance for the winning couple—a pair of outwardly happy Brooklynites named Emily and Eli—to save their relationship by spending a weekend with the reclusive author. If Peter is going to help the contest’s winners, he must discover what he meant when he wrote Marriage Is a Canoe—and also find a way for himself to love again...

Love Is a Canoe

Love Is a Canoe
Author: Ben Schrank
Publisher: Macmillan
Total Pages: 354
Release: 2013-01-08
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 0374192499

Famous for his fifty-year-old self-help book on love and relationships, Peter engages in a passionless relationship after the death of his wife and questions the validity of his advice when an ambitious young editor launches a contest for struggling couples based on his book.

How to Make Love in a Canoe

How to Make Love in a Canoe
Author: Jeff Pearce
Publisher:
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2010
Genre: Family & Relationships
ISBN: 9781926677729

"With his book "s sexy scandals, sexy movies, famous sexy Canadians, sexy transgendered Canadians and sexy gay pioneers, Jeff Pearce has left no doubt that Canada is one sexy, um, country. If you haven "t already, this book will make you want to immediately run out and try making love in a canoe."-Josey Vogels, Sex Columnist and author of Bedside Manners: Sex Etiquette Made EasyFace it, Canada, we "re SEXY! Our men offer more minutes of foreplay to their partners than Americans, and that "s just for starters. When it comes to sex in the Great White North, we "ve definitely mastered the art of staying warm. We "ve come a long way from our prudish past, but just how does sex fit into Canada "s national fabric in the 21st century?Join Jeff Pearce as he takes an irreverent romp through Canada "s little-known sexual history and peeks into the bedrooms of the nation. From goofy sex scandals involving German strippers and top-secret government documents to the battle between feminist activists and pornographers, there "s plenty here to get you hot and bothered. And the controversies rage on, with movie titles we can "t even print on this cover! So slip into something comfortable and get ready to read a seriously sexy chronicle that "s steamy enough to melt snow. Lie back and think of... Canada...

Paddle Your Own Canoe

Paddle Your Own Canoe
Author: Nick Offerman
Publisher: Penguin
Total Pages: 352
Release: 2013-10-01
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 0698138325

Parks and Recreation actor and Making It co-host Nick Offerman shares his humorous fulminations on life, manliness, meat, and much more in this New York Times bestseller. Growing a perfect moustache, grilling red meat, wooing a woman—who better to deliver this tutelage than the always charming, always manly Nick Offerman, best known as Parks and Recreation’s Ron Swanson? Combining his trademark comic voice and very real expertise in woodworking—he runs his own woodshop—Paddle Your Own Canoe features tales from Offerman’s childhood in small-town Minooka, Illinois—“I grew up literally in the middle of a cornfield”—to his theater days in Chicago, beginnings as a carpenter/actor and the hilarious and magnificent seduction of his now-wife Megan Mullally. It also offers hard-bitten battle strategies in the arenas of manliness, love, style, religion, woodworking, and outdoor recreation, among many other savory entrees. A mix of amusing anecdotes, opinionated lessons and rants, sprinkled with offbeat gaiety, Paddle Your Own Canoe will not only tickle readers pink but may also rouse them to put down their smart phones, study a few sycamore leaves, and maybe even hand craft (and paddle) their own canoes.

Never Kiss a Man in a Canoe

Never Kiss a Man in a Canoe
Author: Tanith Carey
Publisher: Boxtree
Total Pages: 206
Release: 2009-11-05
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 1743036027

To a young woman wishing to join a male friend on a canoeing trip, 1895: 'It surprises us to find that a girl sufficiently educated to write and spell well should be so deplorably ignorant of the common rules of society to think that she may go out alone with a young man in his canoe.' To a man concerned about whether cycling is a sin, 1885: 'If it is the only means of reaching the church on Sunday it may be excusable. On the other hand, if walking or riding in the usual way is discarded for the sake of the exercise or exhilaration bicycle riding affords, it is clearly wrong.' Having trawled the archives of magazines and newspapers, many long-forgotten, author Tanith Carey has gathered together this fascinating collection of advice from agony aunts' columns through the years, creating this wonderfully nostalgic look back to a simpler, more innocent time when agony aunts played a crucial role in educating the masses about love, sex and relationships. The examples included cover every aspect of life, from courtship, the battle of the sexes, marriage and sex to manners, looks, teenage angst and parenthood. Full of shocking - and often very funny - replies that give a clear insight into how dramatically social attitudes have - thankfully - changed through the ages, and riddled with un-PC bluntness, The Agony Aunts' Book of Bad Advice is a vivid and fascinating journey into our social past.

One-Dog Canoe

One-Dog Canoe
Author: Mary Casanova
Publisher: Macmillan
Total Pages: 36
Release: 2009-05-26
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 9780312561185

Sometimes—the more the merrier.

Three Days on a River in a Red Canoe

Three Days on a River in a Red Canoe
Author: Vera B. Williams
Publisher: Harper Collins
Total Pages: 36
Release: 1984-08-01
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 0688040721

Follow the red canoe from page to page as it journeys down river carrying the family on a camping tour. It's the next best thing to paddling it yourself.

For Love of a River

For Love of a River
Author: Darby Nelson
Publisher: Beaver's Pond Press
Total Pages: 256
Release: 2019-09-24
Genre: Nature
ISBN: 9781643439174

Growing up in the river town of Morton, Darby Nelson developed a deep taproot of affection that anchored his contagious curiosity about the land and people of the Minnesota River Valley. Now, with an ecologist's lens and a lifelong appreciation for wild and scenic places, Darby sets out with his wife, Geri, to paddle the river all the way from its source near the Minnesota-South Dakota border to its confluence with the Mississippi in the Twin Cities.

Canoe Days

Canoe Days
Author: Gary Paulsen
Publisher: Dragonfly Books
Total Pages: 36
Release: 2012-07-25
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 0307974723

Opening this book is like sitting down in a canoe, taking up a paddle, and gliding out into the summer beauty of a hidden lake. In this picture book that is as refreshing and inviting as a perfect canoe day, a fawn peeks out from the trees as ducklings fan out behind their mother. Butterflies pause and fish laze beneath the lily pads. Ruth Wright Paulsen’s sunlit paintings and Gary Paulsen’s poetic text capture all the peace and pleasure of a day when water and sky are one.

Bark Canoes and Skin Boats of North America

Bark Canoes and Skin Boats of North America
Author: Edwin Tappan Adney
Publisher: Skyhorse Publishing Inc.
Total Pages: 257
Release: 2007-10-17
Genre: Crafts & Hobbies
ISBN: 1602390711

The bark canoes of the North American Indians, particularly those of birchbark, were among the most highly developed manually propelled primitive watercraft. Built with Stone Age tools from available materials, their design, size, and appearance were varied to suit the many requirements of their users. Even today, canoes are based on these ancient designs, and this fascinating guide combines historical background with instructions for constructing one. Author Edwin Tappan Adney, born in 1868, devoted his life to studying canoes and was practically the sole scholar in his field. His papers and research have been assembled by a curator at the Smithsonian Institution.