Love Is a Canoe

Love Is a Canoe
Author: Ben Schrank
Publisher: Sarah Crichton Books
Total Pages: 289
Release: 2013-01-08
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1466828145

A New York Times Book Review Editors’ Choice, Ben Schrank’s Love Is a Canoe is a smart, funny, romantic, and hugely satisfying novel about the fragility of human relationships and a heartwarming reminder of what it really means to be good to those we love. The author of a classic self-help guide to love and relationships, Peter Herman has won the hearts of romantics and cynics alike. But decades have passed since Marriage Is a Canoe was published and a recently widowed Peter begins to question his own advice. Much to his chagrin, he receives a call from Stella Petrovic, an ambitious young editor in New York City who forces him to reconsider his life’s work, not to mention the full force of his delusions. The book’s fiftieth anniversary is approaching, and Petrovic has devised a contest to promote the new edition. The prize? The chance for the winning couple—a pair of outwardly happy Brooklynites named Emily and Eli—to save their relationship by spending a weekend with the reclusive author. If Peter is going to help the contest’s winners, he must discover what he meant when he wrote Marriage Is a Canoe—and also find a way for himself to love again...

Paddle Your Own Canoe

Paddle Your Own Canoe
Author: Nick Offerman
Publisher: Penguin
Total Pages: 352
Release: 2013-10-01
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 0698138325

Parks and Recreation actor and Making It co-host Nick Offerman shares his humorous fulminations on life, manliness, meat, and much more in this New York Times bestseller. Growing a perfect moustache, grilling red meat, wooing a woman—who better to deliver this tutelage than the always charming, always manly Nick Offerman, best known as Parks and Recreation’s Ron Swanson? Combining his trademark comic voice and very real expertise in woodworking—he runs his own woodshop—Paddle Your Own Canoe features tales from Offerman’s childhood in small-town Minooka, Illinois—“I grew up literally in the middle of a cornfield”—to his theater days in Chicago, beginnings as a carpenter/actor and the hilarious and magnificent seduction of his now-wife Megan Mullally. It also offers hard-bitten battle strategies in the arenas of manliness, love, style, religion, woodworking, and outdoor recreation, among many other savory entrees. A mix of amusing anecdotes, opinionated lessons and rants, sprinkled with offbeat gaiety, Paddle Your Own Canoe will not only tickle readers pink but may also rouse them to put down their smart phones, study a few sycamore leaves, and maybe even hand craft (and paddle) their own canoes.

How to Make Love in a Canoe

How to Make Love in a Canoe
Author: Jeff Pearce
Publisher:
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2010
Genre: Family & Relationships
ISBN: 9781926677729

"With his book "s sexy scandals, sexy movies, famous sexy Canadians, sexy transgendered Canadians and sexy gay pioneers, Jeff Pearce has left no doubt that Canada is one sexy, um, country. If you haven "t already, this book will make you want to immediately run out and try making love in a canoe."-Josey Vogels, Sex Columnist and author of Bedside Manners: Sex Etiquette Made EasyFace it, Canada, we "re SEXY! Our men offer more minutes of foreplay to their partners than Americans, and that "s just for starters. When it comes to sex in the Great White North, we "ve definitely mastered the art of staying warm. We "ve come a long way from our prudish past, but just how does sex fit into Canada "s national fabric in the 21st century?Join Jeff Pearce as he takes an irreverent romp through Canada "s little-known sexual history and peeks into the bedrooms of the nation. From goofy sex scandals involving German strippers and top-secret government documents to the battle between feminist activists and pornographers, there "s plenty here to get you hot and bothered. And the controversies rage on, with movie titles we can "t even print on this cover! So slip into something comfortable and get ready to read a seriously sexy chronicle that "s steamy enough to melt snow. Lie back and think of... Canada...

Canoe Days

Canoe Days
Author: Gary Paulsen
Publisher: Dragonfly Books
Total Pages: 36
Release: 2012-07-25
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 0307974723

Opening this book is like sitting down in a canoe, taking up a paddle, and gliding out into the summer beauty of a hidden lake. In this picture book that is as refreshing and inviting as a perfect canoe day, a fawn peeks out from the trees as ducklings fan out behind their mother. Butterflies pause and fish laze beneath the lily pads. Ruth Wright Paulsen’s sunlit paintings and Gary Paulsen’s poetic text capture all the peace and pleasure of a day when water and sky are one.

Canoeing and Kayaking Houston Waterways

Canoeing and Kayaking Houston Waterways
Author: Natalie H. Wiest
Publisher: Texas A&M University Press
Total Pages: 186
Release: 2012-11-01
Genre: Sports & Recreation
ISBN: 160344775X

Within about seventy-five miles of downtown Houston, some 1,500 miles of rivers, creeks, lakes, bayous, and bays await discovery. Canoeing and Kayaking Houston Waterways, by longtime paddler Natalie Wiest, is the perfect companion for anyone who wants to experience Houston’s well-watered landscape from the seat of a kayak or canoe. Before introducing readers to the quiet, green world that lies within and around the heart of the city, Wiest gives some pointers on water safety (including swimming and boating); on weather, flood stages, and legal access; and on an often unseen but always present paddling companion—alligators. She also provides a gear checklist for a day trip, a brief guide to boats and paddles, and a “sampler” list of easy places to paddle for true beginners. Presented in nine chapters, each organized around a river system or coastal basin and comprising a “suite” of paddling trips, the excursions described by Wiest offer a general description of the destination, directions (both driving and paddling), and details about the paddling conditions and access sites, which are all publicly owned or managed. Each chapter lists mileages, USGS gauging station numbers, and GIS locations when applicable. Also including ninety color photos and more than thirty detailed maps, Canoeing and Kayaking Houston Waterways offers both novice and experienced paddlers a helpful and enjoyable reference for experiencing nature at water level, in and around Houston. To learn more about The Meadows Center for Water and the Environment, sponsors of this book's series, please click here.

Kaʻnu Culture

Kaʻnu Culture
Author:
Publisher:
Total Pages: 188
Release: 1996
Genre: Canoe racing
ISBN: 9780958655408

Never Kiss a Man in a Canoe

Never Kiss a Man in a Canoe
Author: Tanith Carey
Publisher: Boxtree
Total Pages: 212
Release: 2009-11-05
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 1743036027

To a young woman wishing to join a male friend on a canoeing trip, 1895: 'It surprises us to find that a girl sufficiently educated to write and spell well should be so deplorably ignorant of the common rules of society to think that she may go out alone with a young man in his canoe.' To a man concerned about whether cycling is a sin, 1885: 'If it is the only means of reaching the church on Sunday it may be excusable. On the other hand, if walking or riding in the usual way is discarded for the sake of the exercise or exhilaration bicycle riding affords, it is clearly wrong.' Having trawled the archives of magazines and newspapers, many long-forgotten, author Tanith Carey has gathered together this fascinating collection of advice from agony aunts' columns through the years, creating this wonderfully nostalgic look back to a simpler, more innocent time when agony aunts played a crucial role in educating the masses about love, sex and relationships. The examples included cover every aspect of life, from courtship, the battle of the sexes, marriage and sex to manners, looks, teenage angst and parenthood. Full of shocking - and often very funny - replies that give a clear insight into how dramatically social attitudes have - thankfully - changed through the ages, and riddled with un-PC bluntness, The Agony Aunts' Book of Bad Advice is a vivid and fascinating journey into our social past.

The Red Canoe

The Red Canoe
Author: Joan Cusack Handler
Publisher:
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2008
Genre: Marriage
ISBN: 9781933880082

The Red Canoe: Love in Its Making--poetry and memoir exploring the anatomy of a marriage--underbelly and crown

In the Red Canoe Read-Along

In the Red Canoe Read-Along
Author: Leslie A. Davidson
Publisher: Orca Book Publishers
Total Pages: 34
Release: 2017-09-01
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1459817508

Fish and herons, turtles and dragonflies, beaver lodges and lily pads—a multitude of wonders enchant both the child narrator and any other nature lovers along for the ride in this tender, beautifully illustrated picture book. Baby ducklings ride their mama’s back; an osprey rises with a silver fish clutched in her talons; a loon cries in a star-flecked night. Rhythmic, rhyming quatrains carry the story forward in clean paddle strokes of evocative imagery. In the Red Canoe celebrates the bond between grandparent and grandchild and invites nature lovers of all ages along for the ride.

One-Dog Canoe

One-Dog Canoe
Author: Mary Casanova
Publisher: Macmillan
Total Pages: 36
Release: 2009-05-26
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 9780312561185

Sometimes—the more the merrier.