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Every word my mother told me not to say, and a few I learned along the way.
Author | : Alex Willis |
Publisher | : Lulu.com |
Total Pages | : 237 |
Release | : 2012-02-13 |
Genre | : Humor |
ISBN | : 1105536963 |
So for those of you who believe that sequels are better than the original, you're in luck. Due to the overwhelming demand for more sick and perverse text, we have yet again created a book filled with words, sentences, paragraphs and even some chapter headings. Yep. We rolled it into a nice pretty package and presented it as a completely legitimate novel intended to be placed on the bookshelf between Wuthering Heights and The Great Gatsby. Yes, both those books were sick too, you just need to read it better to know what I'm talking about!Okay, I digress. We wrote this second book because you probably raced through the first one and thought, "damn, I'm still hard." No worries, our sick and twisted minds delivered once again.
Lies He Told
Author | : Renarda Huggins |
Publisher | : Concrete Rose Publishing |
Total Pages | : 186 |
Release | : 2009-08 |
Genre | : Fiction |
ISBN | : 0982329512 |
Shanae Huggins is a 15 year old girl who had perfected a method of getting whatever she wanted. With a mind well beyond her years she develops a system that improves her hustle; from stealing to selling drugs. The one thing Shanae had never really anticipated was falling in love. When she meets Keyshawn Johnson, an alleged 21 year old New York resident, Shanae struggles to see things for what they are--page 4 of cover.
My Besties PT 2
Author | : Asia Hill |
Publisher | : Good2go Publishing |
Total Pages | : 93 |
Release | : 2016-03-27 |
Genre | : Fiction |
ISBN | : 1943686734 |
Ja’ziya and the Eastside Crazy Crew are back with one thing on their mind...Getting money! JuJu, ReRe, Tiki, and Dirty E are ready to take over the streets of Chicago. Thinking that they have mastered the art of robbing banks, they decide to do the unthinkable. Focusing only on the money, they forgot about all the problems that came with it. Big Moe is on the hunt for revenge. Tracking their every move, he waits for the opportunity to get his money back and avenge the deaths of his cousins. Lil Man knows that the Eastside Crazy Crew are responsible for the death of his brother, and he is going to do everything to make them feel his wrath. He teams up with someone that hates the crew just as much as he does. Together, Lil Man and Big Moe come up with a plan that could ultimately lead to the crew’s demise. They came up together. Are they bad enough to take over the streets of Chicago together? Come ride back through the East Side and find out just how powerful they have become, but watch out… They are not alone!
Recipe for Danger
Author | : Janie Crouch |
Publisher | : Calamittie Jane Publishing |
Total Pages | : 1727 |
Release | : 2019-11-28 |
Genre | : Fiction |
ISBN | : |
DO YOU LIKE YOUR ROMANCE WITH A SIDE OF DANGER? Then check out these 12 riveting books from bestselling authors! This limited-time holiday boxed set is a MUST click if you love military romantic suspense with sexy alpha heroes. Plus, includes a recipe from each author! "★★★★★Might go down as one of the most unique romance novels I've ever read. " ~ Romantically Inclined Reviews on NEVER LET GO "a truly unique storyline! ...you won’t be able to put down until the end, and then you’ll want to cry because it’s not longer! ★★★★★" ~ Susan1 Reviews on MONTANA GUARDIAN "Between the way this book tugged at my heart, and the way it made my pulse pound with anticipation - it's a wonder I'm not walking away from this fantastic read with actual bruises! ★★★★★" ~ Bookgasms Book Blog on CYCLONE Authors' Note: RECIPE FOR DANGER is a limited time boxed set for the holiday season. It is a gift to our readers and a way to introduce you to new series to love! TWELVE BOOKS INCLUDE: HOT & Bothered by Lynn Raye Harris Déjà Vu by Cristin Harber Never Let Go by Cynthia Eden Miami, Mistletoe & Murderby Katie Reus Cyclone by Janie Crouch Hot Billionaire for Hire by Cat Johnson Fractured Honor by Kaylea Cross Serial Love by Maryann Jordan Soldier’s Duty by Elle James Montana Guardian by Kris Michaels Breaking His Code by Patricia D. Eddy Declan by Caitlyn O’Leary Plus, a recipe from each author!
Nobody
Author | : Allan A. Zarbock |
Publisher | : Lulu.com |
Total Pages | : 314 |
Release | : 2011-06-12 |
Genre | : Fiction |
ISBN | : 1257828886 |
At school, he's confronted with indifferent administrators, both over-demanding and hardhearted teachers, and a variety of bullies. At home, he's simply left alone--forgotten--to fend for himself. His father is long gone and barely a memory. His mother isn't abusive or cruel, yet she's more concerned with surviving her own life than being a mother to Nobody. Therefore, all Nobody can hope for in life is to survive, one minute at a time, which leaves little ambition for homework. Even though life seems like a sick, twisted joke with the laugh always at his expense, Nobody searches inside himself to find strength to endure and eventually overcomes his fate. Nobody understands that it's up to him to find his own path as he tries to decide whether or not to drop out of high school.
The Illicit American
Author | : Raymond C. Archuleta |
Publisher | : iUniverse |
Total Pages | : 474 |
Release | : 2009-04 |
Genre | : Biography & Autobiography |
ISBN | : 1440137242 |
The Illicit American is a true story about Raymond Cass Archuleta. The story is propelled by intrigue, violence, love, hate, wanton sex, humor, and revenge. Cass, 28, is the Illicit American. A once honorable man, he is forced by poverty into smuggling illegal aliens to support his destitute family. Vowing to engage in the repugnant profession only until he is on his feet financially, he is seduced by power and greed culminating in the creation of the largest illegal alien smuggling ring in the U.S. from his base in San Diego from 1969 to 1972. Frustrated federal agents place Cass on the Ten Most Wanted list and his empire is eventually toppled by a quirk of fate. He served one year in prison and is now a respectable citizen. The book is co-authored by Dr. Manuel Vic Villalpando because of his many credentials and his doctoral dissertation on the subject of undocumented migrant workers. The epic is energized by the antics of Mario, Julio, and Will, Cass' childhood friends. Reader Reviews Stunning and riveting. I couldn't put it down until I read the last page. Gary Simpson, San Diego Dr. Villalpando's writing style is dynamic and captivating, and I hope that Mr. Archuleta has him write the sequel if one is planned. Dannez Hunter, Los Angeles Other than gasp from the shocking drama, I also laughed hysterically at the humorous repartee of the callous, but rather heroic and lovable smugglers. Frank Huttlinger, Orange County Villalpando's writing talent made Archuleta's horrific epic into a compelling read that not only entertained me, it also stirred my conscience on current immigration issues. Guadalupe Castaños, Yuma The Hispanic vernacular is right-on! It's the best I've read. Al Velasco, San Diego Gripping Panoramic A tour de force. Janet Keller, La Mesa Since my retirement as Director of the San Diego State University Office of Educational Opportunity/Ethnic Affairs, and being an avid reader, I have been indulging my love of literature at a voracious pace, and I just finished reading THE ILLICIT AMERICAN, one of the most compelling, riveting, stunning, and provocative nonfiction books I have ever read. The dramatic epic is so intriguing and shocking that, I thought I was reading an incredulous fictional story. It's a fabulous read. Gus Chavez This nonfictional saga is so beautifully detailed that, I felt as if I was watching a film instead of reading a book. It's a captivating page-turner that would make a great movie. Chris Feldman, La Jolla If someone is looking for a literary treat that evokes vivid imagery and breathless emotion, read THE ILLICIT AMERICAN. George Chandler, San Diego An illuminated portrait of human potential when man is pushed to the limits of desperation. THE ILLICIT AMERICAN is a work of stunning effect. Ed Sutton, San Diego
Tommy Raw
Author | : Thomas Mondello |
Publisher | : Virtualbookworm Publishing |
Total Pages | : 284 |
Release | : 2003-06 |
Genre | : Fiction |
ISBN | : 9781589394117 |
Sometimes people say and do things that just make you sit back and wonder. Well, this book is definitely three chapters of pure wonderment! It all begins innocently enough within the womb then guides you on a path of fifth grade laughter and hi-jinx. Each tale contains real life situations that will surely bring a smile to your face. In fact, they're almost therapeutic as they confirm the fact that yes, there is actually someone out there in the world more moronic than yourself! Now isn't that a comforting thought! Stories from childhood through high school, to a three-year stint with the United States navy, right up to present day, only proves one thing. That years and experience of life mean absolutely nothing if you can't look back on them and have yourself a good hearty laugh! Hopefully some of the stories within this book will help to stir up a few entertaining memories from your own past. Remember.. memories are the fuel powering our sanity! Welcome to Tommy's world!
Move Outta My Way
Author | : Cynthia Bernadine |
Publisher | : Xlibris Corporation |
Total Pages | : 57 |
Release | : 2008-08-12 |
Genre | : Humor |
ISBN | : 1469123177 |
The experiences I wrote about are all actual true stories (with may be a little bit of exaggeration for taste). I have heard it all, seen it all and done it all and was still able to walk through those double doors alive (barely some days).I have lived in Flatush, Brooklyn my whole life so riding the trains, buses and dollar vans (which are still called dollar vans but cost $1.50-go figure) have been my means of transportation for a long time. Even with a car, living in a city with high gas prices and congestion; mass transportation is till the way to go. I was encouraged by my former co-workers to write these experiences down and share them with the world. I was glad to know that my horrible experiences bought so much laughter and joy to those around me.
Still-Schemin
Author | : Mike-Wyle |
Publisher | : AuthorHouse |
Total Pages | : 101 |
Release | : 2019-04-15 |
Genre | : Fiction |
ISBN | : 1728307880 |
Back by popular Demand Mike-Wyle, brings you the second installment to this fiery trilogy. Still-Schemin brings back all your favorite characters from Stay-Schemin, with new story lines and plot twist. With Truth gone, Egypt becomes unexpectedly faced with several dilemmas. Having her mind-set set on revenge on their enemies, a few demons from her past resurfaces to harm her. She gets in contact with some help, unaware of the treachery and betrayal that came with it.