LOL Jokes: Pittsburgh

LOL Jokes: Pittsburgh
Author: Craig Yoe
Publisher: Arcadia Publishing
Total Pages: 97
Release: 2021-04-26
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN: 143967180X

Bursting with laugh-out-loud jokes and fun facts, LOL Jokes: Pittsburgh combines the best of humor and history for young readers! Inspired by all the wonderful sights, sounds, and . . . smells of the Steel City, this local joke book delivers kid-friendly punchlines that will have readers laughing 'til they cry! Alongside hilarious jokes and puns are fascinating facts, goofy tidbits of local history, and engaging graphics that will keep readers chuckling and sharing with friends. LOL Jokes: Pittsburgh is sure to deliver hours of knee-slapping entertainment. What did the Pittsburgh Steeler say to the football? "Catch ya later!" Fun factoid: In 1892, the first professional football game was played in Pittsburgh between the Allegheny Athletic Association and the Pittsburgh Athletic Club. (Allegheny won!)

LOL Jokes: New York City

LOL Jokes: New York City
Author: Craig Yoe
Publisher: Arcadia Publishing
Total Pages: 96
Release: 2021-04
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN: 1467198137

Bursting with laugh-out-loud jokes and fun facts, LOL Jokes: New York City combines the best of humor and history for young readers! Inspired by all the wonderful sights, sounds, and . . . smells of the Big Apple, this local joke book delivers kid-friendly punchlines that will have readers laughing 'til they cry! Alongside hilarious jokes and puns are fascinating facts, goofy tidbits of local history, and engaging graphics that will keep readers chuckling and sharing with friends. LOL Jokes: New York City is sure to deliver hours of knee-slapping entertainment. What's the best borough to go to the bathroom? Flushing! Fun Factoid: TP or not TP?! Toilet paper was invented by Joseph Gayetty in New York City!

LOL Jokes: Texas

LOL Jokes: Texas
Author: Craig Yoe
Publisher: Arcadia Publishing
Total Pages: 96
Release: 2021
Genre: History
ISBN: 1467198420

"The funniest jokes in the world!"--Cover.

The Joke Machine

The Joke Machine
Author: Theresa Julian
Publisher: Macmillan + ORM
Total Pages: 164
Release: 2019-10-08
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN: 1250760569

A JOKE BOOK THAT TEACHES YOU HOW TO BE FUNNY! Follow a cast of fictional funny experts into the Laugh Lab, a hilarious joke-building factory that teaches middle-grade readers how to create their own jokes, puns, silly one-liners, and more. Each chapter explores a different style of joke making, such as surprise, understatement, and exaggeration, and includes hundreds of hilarious examples. By the end of the book, readers will have a set of tools in their joke belt to make their friends and family actually LOL. The book includes more than 500 family-friendly jokes—plus zillions that you can create on your own!

Judgmental Maps

Judgmental Maps
Author: Trent Gillaspie
Publisher: Flatiron Books
Total Pages: 176
Release: 2016-11-08
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 1250142695

A sharp tongued and fierce witted full-color collection of maps of America’s greatest cities in all their brutally honest glory. Your City. Judged. When you move to a new city you look at a map to get you where you need to be, but a Google Map of San Francisco won’t tell you where you can get “Real Dim Sum” or where “The Worst Trader Joes Ever” is. Or if you’re visiting Chicago, you might want to see the Magnificent Mile, but not know it’s right next to where “Suburbanites Buy Drugs” and “Retired Mafioso.” This is where Judgmental Maps comes in – a no holds barred look at city life that is at once a love letter and hate mail from the very people who live there. What started as a joke between comedian Trent Gillaspie and his friends in Denver, quickly grew into a viral sensation with a rabid and enthusiastic community labeling maps of their cities with names and descriptions we all think of, but are a bit too shy to say out loud. Collected here in a full color, beautifully packaged book with all new, never before published material, Judgmental Maps is laugh out loud funny from New York to Los Angeles, Minneapolis to Atlanta and offending everyone else in between.

Everyone You Hate Is Going to Die

Everyone You Hate Is Going to Die
Author: Daniel Sloss
Publisher: Knopf
Total Pages: 273
Release: 2021-10-12
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 0525658149

One of this generation's hottest and boldest young comedians presents a transgressive and hilarious analysis of all of our dysfunctional relationships, and attempts to point us in the vague direction of sanity. Daniel Sloss's stand-up comedy engages, enrages, offends, unsettles, educates, comforts, and gets audiences roaring with laughter—all at the same time. In his groundbreaking specials, seen on Netflix and HBO, he has brilliantly tackled everything from male toxicity and friendship to love, romance, and marriage—and claims (with the data to back it up) that his on-stage laser-like dissection of relationships has single-handedly caused more than 300 divorces and 120,000 breakups. Now, in his first book, he picks up where his specials left off, and goes after every conceivable kind of relationship—with one's country (Sloss's is Scotland); with America; with lovers, ex-lovers, ex-lovers who you hate, ex-lovers who hate you; with parents; with best friends (male and female), not-best friends; with children; with siblings; and even with the global pandemic and our own mortality. In Everyone You Hate Is Going to Die, every human connection gets the brutally funny (and unfailingly incisive) Sloss treatment as he illuminates the ways in which all of our relationships are fragile and ridiculous and awful—but also valuable and meaningful and important.

A Tongue Twister Tornado

A Tongue Twister Tornado
Author: Stacy Shaneyfelt
Publisher:
Total Pages:
Release: 2021-03-22
Genre:
ISBN: 9781955964180

Are you looking for a fun, silly, and artistic book that combines humor, tongue twisters, puns, and literacy? Have you been seeking a hilarious joke book and clever way to practice basic skills such as reading, speaking, listening, and critical thinking? Do you need an interactive activity book to spark conversations, bonding, and giggles for road trips, long commutes, camping adventures, family vacations, and weekend game nights? If your child, tween, teen, student, or family member (1) loves witty and comic books, (2) enjoys Would You Rather questions for solo or group reading, (3) is a silly, auditory, and visual learner, then this book will tickle his or her funny bone! Specifically, A Tongue Twister Tornado: A Wacky and Wild "Would You Rather" Joke Book gives your reading forecast a blast of 100 Critical and Creative Thinking Scenarios and Silly Sayings For Ages 4-104. Enjoy hours of laughs as well as literacy skills, ice breaker and conversational starters, and other essentials!Written by Stacy J. Shaneyfelt, a parent of two silly youngsters, as well as a certified secondary English and Drama educator, this book is a boredom buster of comic relief, satirical art, and silly sayings for rainy days, family chats, sleepovers with friends, classroom moral builders, and more! Make LOL memories while immersing in English reading, speaking, listening, and problem solving via artistic, interactive, educational, and hands-on activities for kids to master rhyming words, logic thinking, art analysis, and new vocabulary through context clues.

Hockey Jokes for Kids

Hockey Jokes for Kids
Author: James Allan Einstein
Publisher:
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2014-04
Genre: Canadian wit and humor
ISBN: 9781926700472

Hey, kids! These hockey jokes will tickle your funny bone and keep you laughing all through hockey season and beyond: Q: What does a hockey player and a magician have in common? A: Both do hat tricks!

Bird

Bird
Author:
Publisher: Chronicle Books
Total Pages: 298
Release: 2013-10-22
Genre: Photography
ISBN: 1452133751

Turning his camera to the world of birds, Andrew Zuckerman has created a body of work showcasing more than 200 stunning photographs of nearly 75 different species. These winged creatures—from exotic parrots to everyday sparrows, and endangered penguins to woody owls—are captured with Zuckerman's painstaking perspective against a stark white background to reveal the vivid colors, textures, and personalities of each subject in extraordinary and exquisite detail. The ultimate art book for ornithologists and nature enthusiasts alike, Bird is a volume of sublime beauty.

It's Only a Game

It's Only a Game
Author: Terry Bradshaw
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Total Pages: 266
Release: 2001-08-01
Genre: Biography & Autobiography
ISBN: 0743424336

This is the absolutely guaranteed 100% mostly true story of Terry Bradshaw: the man who gained sports immortality as the first quarterback to win four Super Bowls -- and the man who later became America's most popular sports broadcaster. IT'S ONLY A GAME "I had a real job once," begins a memoir as honest, unexpected, and downright hysterical as Bradshaw himself. From his humble beginnings in Shreveport, Louisiana, to his success as the centerpiece of the highest-rated football studio show in television history, Terry has always understood the importance of hard work. A veritable jack-of-all-trades, he has probably held more jobs than any other football Hall of Famer ever: pipeline worker, youth minister, professional singer, actor, television and radio talk show host, and now one of the nation's most popular speakers. But let's not forget one of the reasons why so many people know and love Terry Bradshaw: he won four Super Bowls! In It's Only A Game, Terry brings the reader right into the huddle and describes the game from the bottom of a two-ton pile to the top of the sports world. You'll sit right on the fifty-yard line and watch as Terry earns the title world's greatest benchwarmer. And you'll also hear about the single greatest play in pro football -- the Immaculate Reception -- as he never saw it. It's Only A Game is much more than a collection of Terry Bradshaw's favorite and funniest stories, it is the personal account of a great man's search for life before and after football...as only Terry could tell it.