Keith Toney is entertainingly funny and finally coming down to earth. With a long history of schizophrenic episodes, the sharing of many laughs, and a compassionate sense of much-needed humor, his time has finally come to go public. “Single forever” is his war cry. Writing is his passion; whether he’s making us laugh, cry, or love him, his wordplay is felt. From pipe dreams, penitentiary blues, to down in the dirt, tears nourishing like cool rain on a summer breeze, Keith Toney is extending his roots deep within our hearts. Within these pages you are guaranteed to recapture one of the most cherished delights that make up part of some of our best moments in life (the joy of laughter). Filled with many twists to common logic, this book is one of a kind, a true rarity, symbolic to finding a diamond inside the shell of a clam. An easy and much-needed read at any time but especially during our times of doubt, crisis, and deep-seated aloneness that exists in the depths of our minds.