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| Author | : Jennifer Arnold |
| Publisher | : Simon and Schuster |
| Total Pages | : 288 |
| Release | : 2016-02-09 |
| Genre | : Biography & Autobiography |
| ISBN | : 1476794774 |
"Jennifer Arnold and Bill Klein have inspired millions as stars of TLC's hit show The Little Couple. Though they both have dwarfism, they have knocked down every obstacle they have encountered together with a positive, can-do attitude. The show has featured the lives of Jennifer (a respected neonatologist) and Bill (a successful entrepreneur) from their marriage in 2009, to the launch of their pet shop, to the adoption of their children, to Jen's overcoming cancer"--
| Author | : Thomas Emmett |
| Publisher | : Independently Published |
| Total Pages | : 66 |
| Release | : 2020-05-22 |
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This book is a small collection of some of my favorite jokes. This special edition paperback is now fully illustrated. It is designed to be read during times of sadness, or quarantine. Included inside are such things as puns, yo momma jokes, pick up lines, Chuck Norris sayings, knock knocks, elderly jokes, and insults. This 2020 edition will also feature jokes appropriate to the current world situation.
| Author | : Sharon Flake |
| Publisher | : Little, Brown Books for Young Readers |
| Total Pages | : 225 |
| Release | : 2009-11-01 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
| ISBN | : 142313253X |
Guys and girls get together, get played, and get real. Who Am I Without Him? is a Booklist Top Ten Romance Novel for Teens and is "breaking new and necessary ground" in twelve short stories about guys and girls falling in and out of love and relationships, testing out ways to communicate with one another, respect each other -- and respect themselves. This is a complex, often humorous, and always on-point exploration of today's teens determined to find love and self-worth . . . any way they know how. Note: this is potentially going to be in a bind-up with You Don't Even Know Me.
| Author | : Shawn Inmon |
| Publisher | : |
| Total Pages | : 248 |
| Release | : 2019-09-25 |
| Genre | : |
| ISBN | : 9781695701229 |
Charles Waters has thirty days to live. Those days pass in a blur and he dies a quiet, unnoticed death.He opens his eyes back in the doctor's office as he is told, "I'm sorry to say, but you have thirty days to live."Thus begins The Many Short Lives of Charles Waters, who has to live the same thirty days over and over while he finds out what it is to be alive. The Many Short Lives of Charles Waters is the twelfth book in the Middle Falls Time Travel series. Like all Middle Falls books, it is a standalone novel and they can be read in any order.
| Author | : Andrew Clements |
| Publisher | : Penguin |
| Total Pages | : 180 |
| Release | : 2008-04-17 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
| ISBN | : 9780142410738 |
Seventeen-year-old Gwen is preparing to audition for New York City’s top music schools when her grandfather mysteriously disappears, leaving Gwen only a phone message telling her not to worry. But there’s nothing more stressful than practicing for her auditions, not knowing where her grandfather is, and being forced to lie about his whereabouts when her insistent great-uncle demands an audience with him. Then Gwen meets Robert, also in town for music auditions, and the two pair up to brave the city without supervision. As auditions approach and her great-uncle becomes more aggressive, Gwen and Robert make a startling discovery. Suddenly Gwen’s hopes are turned upside down, and she and Robert are united in ways neither of them could have foretold. . . .
| Author | : Robert L. Scheina |
| Publisher | : Potomac Books, Inc. |
| Total Pages | : 163 |
| Release | : 2003-01-31 |
| Genre | : Biography & Autobiography |
| ISBN | : 1612340709 |
A clear and concise treatment of Mexico's foremost military hero.
| Author | : Kenneth Oppel |
| Publisher | : Simon and Schuster |
| Total Pages | : 22 |
| Release | : 2015-10-06 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
| ISBN | : 1481432346 |
“The Nest leaves a lasting mark on the memory.” —The New York Times Book Review Steve just wants to save his baby brother—but what will he lose in the bargain? Kenneth Oppel’s (Silverwing, The Boundless) haunting gothic tale for fans of Coraline, is one of the most acclaimed books of the year, receiving six starred reviews. Illustrations from Caldecott Medalist Jon Klassen. For some kids summer is a sun-soaked season of fun. But for Steve, it’s just another season of worries. Worries about his sick newborn baby brother who is fighting to survive, worries about his parents who are struggling to cope, even worries about the wasp’s nest looming ominously from the eaves. So when a mysterious wasp queen invades his dreams, offering to “fix” the baby, Steve thinks his prayers have been answered. All he has to do is say “Yes.” But “yes” is a powerful word. It is also a dangerous one. And once it is uttered, can it be taken back? Celebrated author Kenneth Oppel creates an eerie masterpiece in this compelling story that explores disability and diversity, fears and dreams, and what ultimately makes a family. Includes illustrations from celebrated artist Jon Klassen.
| Author | : Jessica Brody |
| Publisher | : Farrar, Straus and Giroux (BYR) |
| Total Pages | : 317 |
| Release | : 2011-06-07 |
| Genre | : Young Adult Fiction |
| ISBN | : 1429940999 |
PLEASE READ THIS! MY LIFE DEPENDS ON IT! Okay, maybe that was a bit melodramatic, but I'm sorry, I'm feeling a bit melodramatic at the moment. Here's the deal. My name is Brooklyn Pierce, I'm fifteen years old, and I am decisionally challenged. Seriously, I can't remember the last good decision I made. I can remember plenty of crappy ones though. Including that party I threw when my parents were out of town that accidentally burned down a model home. Yeah, not my finest moment, for sure. But see, that's why I started a blog. To enlist readers to make my decisions for me. That's right. I gave up. Threw in the towel. I let someone else decide which book I read for English. And whether or not I accepted an invitation to join the debate team from that cute-in-a-dorky-sort-of-way guy who gave me the Heimlich maneuver in the cafeteria. (Note to self: chew the melon before swallowing it.) I even let them decide who I dated! Well, it turns out there are some things in life you simply can't choose or have chosen for you—like who you fall in love with. And now everything's more screwed up than ever. But don't take my word for it. Read the book and decide for yourself. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll scream in frustration. Or maybe that's just me. After all, it's my life.
| Author | : María José Ferrada |
| Publisher | : Tin House Books |
| Total Pages | : 84 |
| Release | : 2021-02-16 |
| Genre | : Fiction |
| ISBN | : 1951142314 |
A San Francisco Chronicle and Southwest Review Best Book of the Year and A World Literature Today Notable Translation of the Year “A dreamscape of a book. I adored this compelling, wise, and utterly unique coming-of-age tale.” —Tara Conklin For seven-year-old M, the world is guided by a firm set of principles, based on her father D’s life as a traveling salesman. Enchanted by her father’s trade, M convinces him to take her along on his routes, selling hardware supplies against the backdrop of Pinochet-era Chile. As father and daughter trek from town to town in their old Renault, M’s memories and thoughts become tied to a language of rural commerce, philosophy, the cosmos, hardware products, and ghosts. M, in her innocence, barely notices the rising tensions and precarious nature of their work until she and her father connect with an enigmatic photographer, E, whose presence threatens to upend the unusual life they’ve created. María José Ferrada expertly captures a vanishing way of life and a father-daughter relationship on the brink of irreversible change. At once nostalgic, dangerous, sharply funny, and full of delight and wonder, How to Order the Universe is a richly imaginative debut and a rare work of magic and originality.
| Author | : Huntley Fitzpatrick |
| Publisher | : Penguin |
| Total Pages | : 433 |
| Release | : 2013-06-13 |
| Genre | : Young Adult Fiction |
| ISBN | : 0142426040 |
A gorgeous debut about family, friendship, first romance, and how to be true to one person you love without betraying another The Garretts are everything the Reeds are not. Loud, numerous, messy, affectionate. And every day from her balcony perch, seventeen-year-old Samantha Reed wishes she was one of them . . . until one summer evening, Jase Garrett climbs her terrace and changes everything. As the two fall fiercely in love, Jase's family makes Samantha one of their own. Then in an instant, the bottom drops out of her world and she is suddenly faced with an impossible decision. Which perfect family will save her? Or is it time she saved herself? A dreamy summer read, full of characters who stay with you long after the story is over. "A summer romance with depth." —The Boston Sunday Globe "Fitzpatrick's excellent first novel movingly captures the intensity of first love." —Publishers Weekly, starred review "An almost perfect summer romance." —Kirkus Reviews "On par with authors such as Sarah Dessen and Deb Caletti." —SLJ
