Let's Use Free Speech to Ponder Hemorrhoids

Let's Use Free Speech to Ponder Hemorrhoids
Author: Andrew Bushard
Publisher: Free Press Media Press
Total Pages:
Release: 2019-07-06
Genre: Poetry
ISBN:

Do hemorrhoids make you suffer or do a lack of books about hemorrhoids make you suffer? Either way, I have a solution for you. You won't have to waste hours poring over hemorrhoids tomes, tracts, and textbooks. You won't have to waste hours poring over hemorrhoids monographs, magazines, and manifestos. You won't have to waste hours poring over hemorrhoids biographies, bulletins, and booklets. Instead the word count of this book will condense the insights, answer your questions, and cure your ailments. No longer will you bellow, "Hemorrhoids suck! Hemorrhoids bite! Hemorrhoids hurt!" I will free you from your pain and burning. "Whew!" you will sigh! You will proclaim me a hero. After I have liberated you, you will shout to the world, "Choose Andrew Bushard's book! It will give you the wisdom you need to defeat hemorrhoids. His book can enlighten you and eliminate hemorrhoid pain." When your hemorrhoids drive you up a bathroom stall, choose this book to edify you more than hemorrhoids surgery. 26 pages; 25 poems.

Plant Based Poems

Plant Based Poems
Author: Andrew Bushard
Publisher: Free Press Media Press Inc.
Total Pages: 26
Release:
Genre: Health & Fitness
ISBN:

Do you embrace a passion for Plant Based Foods? I trust you do, because Plant Based Foods rule! To demonstrate your love for Plant Based Foods, kindly read Plant Based Poems, when you have a chance. 26 pages; 25 poems.

Let's Pretend This Never Happened

Let's Pretend This Never Happened
Author: Jenny Lawson
Publisher: Penguin
Total Pages: 384
Release: 2012-04-17
Genre: Biography & Autobiography
ISBN: 1101573082

The #1 New York Times bestselling (mostly true) memoir from the hilarious author of Furiously Happy. “Gaspingly funny and wonderfully inappropriate.”—O, The Oprah Magazine When Jenny Lawson was little, all she ever wanted was to fit in. That dream was cut short by her fantastically unbalanced father and a morbidly eccentric childhood. It did, however, open up an opportunity for Lawson to find the humor in the strange shame-spiral that is her life, and we are all the better for it. In the irreverent Let’s Pretend This Never Happened, Lawson’s long-suffering husband and sweet daughter help her uncover the surprising discovery that the most terribly human moments—the ones we want to pretend never happened—are the very same moments that make us the people we are today. For every intellectual misfit who thought they were the only ones to think the things that Lawson dares to say out loud, this is a poignant and hysterical look at the dark, disturbing, yet wonderful moments of our lives. Readers Guide Inside

How George Washington Fleeced the Nation

How George Washington Fleeced the Nation
Author: Phil Mason
Publisher: Skyhorse Publishing Inc.
Total Pages: 273
Release: 2010-09
Genre: History
ISBN: 1616080752

Collects obscure trivia about historical figures, from President Lyndon Johnson's poor phone etiquette to Albert Einstein's habit of forgetting his shoes.

The Things They Carried

The Things They Carried
Author: Tim O'Brien
Publisher: HarperCollins
Total Pages: 259
Release: 2009-10-13
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 0547420293

A classic work of American literature that has not stopped changing minds and lives since it burst onto the literary scene, The Things They Carried is a ground-breaking meditation on war, memory, imagination, and the redemptive power of storytelling. The Things They Carried depicts the men of Alpha Company: Jimmy Cross, Henry Dobbins, Rat Kiley, Mitchell Sanders, Norman Bowker, Kiowa, and the character Tim O’Brien, who has survived his tour in Vietnam to become a father and writer at the age of forty-three. Taught everywhere—from high school classrooms to graduate seminars in creative writing—it has become required reading for any American and continues to challenge readers in their perceptions of fact and fiction, war and peace, courage and fear and longing. The Things They Carried won France's prestigious Prix du Meilleur Livre Etranger and the Chicago Tribune Heartland Prize; it was also a finalist for the Pulitzer Prize and the National Book Critics Circle Award.

The Pale King

The Pale King
Author: David Foster Wallace
Publisher: Little, Brown
Total Pages: 584
Release: 2011-04-15
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 0316175293

The "breathtakingly brilliant" novel by the author of Infinite Jest (New York Times) is a deeply compelling and satisfying story, as hilarious and fearless and original as anything Wallace ever wrote. The agents at the IRS Regional Examination Center in Peoria, Illinois, appear ordinary enough to newly arrived trainee David Foster Wallace. But as he immerses himself in a routine so tedious and repetitive that new employees receive boredom-survival training, he learns of the extraordinary variety of personalities drawn to this strange calling. And he has arrived at a moment when forces within the IRS are plotting to eliminate even what little humanity and dignity the work still has. The Pale King remained unfinished at the time of David Foster Wallace's death, but it is a deeply compelling and satisfying novel, hilarious and fearless and as original as anything Wallace ever undertook. It grapples directly with ultimate questions -- questions of life's meaning and of the value of work and society -- through characters imagined with the interior force and generosity that were Wallace's unique gifts. Along the way it suggests a new idea of heroism and commands infinite respect for one of the most daring writers of our time. "The Pale King is by turns funny, shrewd, suspenseful, piercing, smart, terrifying, and rousing." --Laura Miller, Salon

All the Little Live Things

All the Little Live Things
Author: Wallace Stegner
Publisher: Penguin
Total Pages: 353
Release: 1991-12-01
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1101075791

Joe Allston, the retired literary agent of Stegner's National Book Award-winning novel, The Spectator Bird, returns in this disquieting and keenly observed novel. Scarred by the senseless death of their son and baffled by the engulfing chaos of the 1960s, Allston and his wife, Ruth, have left the coast for a California retreat. And although their new home looks like Eden, it also has serpents: Jim Peck, a messianic exponent of drugs, yoga, and sex; and Marian Catlin, an attractive young woman whose otherworldly innocence is far more appealing—and far more dangerous.

Doctors

Doctors
Author: Sherwin B. Nuland
Publisher: Vintage
Total Pages: 547
Release: 2011-10-19
Genre: Biography & Autobiography
ISBN: 0307807894

From the author of How We Die, the extraordinary story of the development of modern medicine, told through the lives of the physician-scientists who paved the way. How does medical science advance? Popular historians would have us believe that a few heroic individuals, possessing superhuman talents, lead an unselfish quest to better the human condition. But as renowned Yale surgeon and medical historian Sherwin B. Nuland shows in this brilliant collection of linked life portraits, the theory bears little resemblance to the truth. Through the centuries, the men and women who have shaped the world of medicine have been not only very human, but also very much the products of their own times and places. Presenting compelling studies of great medical innovators and pioneers, Doctors gives us a fascinating history of modern medicine. Ranging from the legendary Father of Medicine, Hippocrates, to Andreas Vesalius, whose Renaissance masterwork on anatomy offered invaluable new insight into the human body, to Helen Taussig, founder of pediatric cardiology and co-inventor of the original "blue baby" operation, here is a volume filled with the spirit of ideas and the thrill of discovery.

The Wisdom of Zhuang Zi on Daoism

The Wisdom of Zhuang Zi on Daoism
Author: Zhuangzi
Publisher: Peter Lang
Total Pages: 462
Release: 2008
Genre: Foreign Language Study
ISBN: 9781433100789

Throughout the years there have been several editions of Zhuang Zi's book with significant differences in certain parts of the text. Not every word in the book came from Zhuang Zi's pen. Contributions were made by his disciples and there have been many changes to the original text: errors in hand copying the text, in mistaking notations for text, and in outright forgery throughout centuries. Chen Guying's 1976 edition of the book, an eclectic study of all the editions that identifies probable forgeries, is used as the text reference in the present translation.

The Borrower

The Borrower
Author: Rebecca Makkai
Publisher: Penguin
Total Pages: 226
Release: 2011-06-09
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1101516089

In this delightful, funny, and moving first novel, a librarian and a young boy obsessed with reading take to the road. Lucy Hull, a young children's librarian in Hannibal, Missouri, finds herself both a kidnapper and kidnapped when her favorite patron, ten- year-old Ian Drake, runs away from home. The precocious Ian is addicted to reading, but needs Lucy's help to smuggle books past his overbearing mother, who has enrolled Ian in weekly antigay classes with celebrity Pastor Bob. Lucy stumbles into a moral dilemma when she finds Ian camped out in the library after hours with a knapsack of provisions and an escape plan. Desperate to save him from Pastor Bob and the Drakes, Lucy allows herself to be hijacked by Ian. The odd pair embarks on a crazy road trip from Missouri to Vermont, with ferrets, an inconvenient boyfriend, and upsetting family history thrown in their path. But is it just Ian who is running away? Who is the man who seems to be on their tail? And should Lucy be trying to save a boy from his own parents?