Laughing with Grandad

Laughing with Grandad
Author: Margaret Clyne
Publisher:
Total Pages: 32
Release: 2010
Genre: Children's stories
ISBN: 9781442524378

Pearson Chapters is a collection of highly appealing chapter books written to engage and motivate primary school-age readers in Years 2-6. The books are levelled (both Reading Recovery and Broadband) and are designed for on-level and above-level readers.

Grandpa's Noises

Grandpa's Noises
Author: Gareth St John Thomas
Publisher: EK Books
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2019-06-11
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 9781925335989

Children love laughing about body noises. In Grandpa's Noises, a range of sounds and words coming from body and mouth are explained in a warm and funny intergenerational romp. Children look at life with open, honest eyes but sometimes it takes a bit of thinking and code-breaking to work out what's really going on. Fortunately, for this particular grandchild, while Grandpa's noises might be a mystery to many, he knows just what they mean! For example, "Eyenolessgofurawark" is obviously Grandpa-speak for "I know, let’s go for a walk". "Aaaahhh" means the cup of tea is just perfect, and "Pissphusshawertt" is that sinking sound Grandpa makes when he needs a rest in his chair. And once you know that "Eeeawoscreech!" is actually the sound of a misbehaving hearing aid, Grandpa becomes a lot less scary and even more lovable. Of course some sounds - like the "Fffffffft" that sometimes escapes Grandpa’s bottom, and Dad's - need no explanation!

The Little Book of 101 Grandad Jokes

The Little Book of 101 Grandad Jokes
Author: Phillip Lancaster
Publisher:
Total Pages: 124
Release: 2018-05-16
Genre:
ISBN: 9781981059317

What does a Dad joke become when it gets too old?Why, a Grandad joke, of course.This collection of 101 of the best ever Grandad jokes is aimed at kids who just want a laugh and Grandads (and Dads) who want to stock up on those jokes that make their kids groan (while secretly laughing).Grandad tried to warn everyone that the Titanic was going to hit an iceberg and sink. But no one would listen. He was screaming and shouting but they all told him to be quiet. They weren't interested in what he had to say. But he just got louder and louder.In the end, they had to eject him from the movie theatre.Ideal Father's Day present for the Dad or Grandad in your life.Ideal Christmas stocking filler for the kids. Imagine your 12 year old brightening up Christmas by reading all 101 jokes at the dinner table. Or not.Warning: Contains the word fart (twice).At the end of the book, you'll find 25 Swifties. One-liners to cover those situations where afterwards you think "Now if only I'd said...".Buy the eBook and download the audio book for free. Play it in the car and annoy your passengers. Play it in the gym and be the only person laughing on the treadmill.But most of all... Enjoy!

Make Me Laugh, Grandad

Make Me Laugh, Grandad
Author: Nev White
Publisher: Xlibris Corporation
Total Pages: 112
Release: 2011-06
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 9781462894918

Make Me Laugh, Grandad Another of the Grandad series to delight children, the author attempts to take one through various stages of comedy, a brief look at history to the present time. A pleasant and lovely journey through periods of laughter of yesteryears to present stages in time, covering light-hearted comedy with little happy stories and poetry and rhymes to tickle one's feelings of quotes and deft definitions. A good and easily read book, presented in clear and accepted mannerisms, to bring a smile to one's face. Mums and dads will laugh along with their children a book one fi nds hard to put down. A joke book with poetry and rhymes that deserves a place amongst your children's library. Make Me Laugh, Grandad

A Grandfather Makes Us Laugh, Makes Us Feel Safe, And Always Makes Us Feel Loved

A Grandfather Makes Us Laugh, Makes Us Feel Safe, And Always Makes Us Feel Loved
Author: Grandpa Journal
Publisher:
Total Pages: 102
Release: 2019-10-03
Genre:
ISBN: 9781697332940

A grandfather is someone with silver in his hair and gold in his heart. We love our grandpa. So, You can gift this notebook to your grandpa. This notebook is especially made for grandpa. This is lined notebook. This is the perfect gift for your grandpa. Great for taking down notes, as a diary. for collecting ideas and save memories. Specifications: ⦁ Layout: Lined ⦁ Dimensions: 6" x 9" ⦁ Soft, matte laminated paperback cover ⦁ 100 pages or 50 sheets ⦁ Acid Free Paper ⦁ Binding: Perfect

How to Babysit a Grandpa

How to Babysit a Grandpa
Author: Jean Reagan
Publisher: Knopf Books for Young Readers
Total Pages: 24
Release: 2018-03-27
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1524772550

NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER • Celebrate the special bond between grandpas and grandchildren in this delightful New York Times bestseller that puts the kids in charge! The perfect gift for Father's Day, Grandparent's Day, and any day shared with Grandpa! Here's everything a kid needs to know to spend a fun-filled day with grandpa! Written in a how-to style, the narrator gives important tips for "babysitting" a grandpa, including what to eat for snack (anything dipped in ketchup, ice cream topped with cookies, cookies topped with ice cream) what to do on a walk (find lizards and dandelion puffs, be on the lookout for puddles and sprinklers), and how to play with a grandpa (build a pirate cave, put on a scary play). From the author-illustrator team behind the New York Times bestselling HOW TO... books comes a funny and heartwarming celebration of grandpas and all that they do! This is a great gift for or from a grandparent, and perfect for lap reading when Grandpa comes to visit! The fun doesn't stop! Check out more HOW TO... picture books: How to Babysit a Grandma How to Catch a Santa How to Get Your Teacher Ready How to Raise a Mom How to Surprise a Dad How to Read to a Grandma or Grandpa

My Two Grandads

My Two Grandads
Author: Floella Benjamin
Publisher: Frances Lincoln Children's Books
Total Pages: 35
Release: 2019-05-07
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 0711240914

Aston's Grandad Roy played in a steel band and Grandad Harry played the trumpet in a brass band. Aston always enjoyed going to visit them and listen to them practise. But soon he wanted to join in. So he asked Grandad Roy to teach him to play the steel drums and then he asked Grandad Harry to teach him to play the trumpet. He loved practising both instruments. Then the school needs a band to play at the school fair, and both grandads want their own band to play. Finaly Aston had an idea - both bands join together to make one big band, and Aston joins in first on steel drums and then on trumpet. This delightful story of a mixed-race family reconciling their very different cultures is a wonderful celebration of diverse cultures. Written by one of Britain's foremost campaigners and media personalities and illustrated by a highly regarded illustrator, this book is sure to build on the success of My Two Grannies.

The Little Book of 101 Grandad Jokes

The Little Book of 101 Grandad Jokes
Author: Phillip Lancaster
Publisher:
Total Pages: 124
Release: 2018-05-16
Genre:
ISBN: 9781981077915

What does a Dad joke become when it gets too old? Why, a Grandad joke, of course. This collection of 101 of the best ever Grandad jokes is aimed at kids who just want a laugh and Grandads (and Dads) who want to stock up on those jokes that make their kids groan (while secretly laughing). Grandad tried to warn everyone that the Titanic was going to hit an iceberg and sink. But no one would listen. He was screaming and shouting but they all told him to be quiet. They weren't interested in what he had to say. But he just got louder and louder.In the end, they had to eject him from the movie theatre. Ideal Father's Day present for the Dad or Grandad in your life. Ideal Christmas stocking filler for the kids. Imagine your 12 year old brightening up Christmas by reading all 101 jokes at the dinner table. Or not. Warning: Contains the word fart (twice). At the end of the book, you'll find 25 Swifties. One-liners to cover those situations where afterwards you think afterwards "Now if only I'd said...". Buy the eBook and download the audio book for free. Play it in the car and annoy your passengers. Play it in the gym and be the only person laughing on the treadmill. But most of all... Enjoy!

Something Funny Happened Today at Grandpa's House

Something Funny Happened Today at Grandpa's House
Author: C. Mahoney
Publisher:
Total Pages: 42
Release: 2017-04-08
Genre:
ISBN: 9781545230411

Visiting grandpa can be a lot of fun, especially when he disappears into the bathroom and lots of weird noises escape under the door. This cute read-aloud book will bring smiles to the face of your favorite grandson or granddaughter. Laugh at the thundering explosions. Smile at the imagination and inventiveness of the youngster in this story.

When Grandad Was a Penguin

When Grandad Was a Penguin
Author: Morag Hood
Publisher: Pan Macmillan
Total Pages: 29
Release: 2021-08-19
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1529092558

Last time I went to see Grandad, he seemed a little different. What do you do when your Grandad starts acting VERY much like a penguin? Find out in this brilliantly funny and heartwarming story from talented author and illustrator, Morag Hood. Boys and girls alike will love the witty, sweet and brilliantly surreal depiction of everyday settings and situations in this fish-out-of-water story with a difference. When Grandad was a Penguin is perfect for sharing with children (and grandads) young and old. Morag Hood's artwork is gorgeously bold and stylish and her illustrative talent and keen eye for design won her a place as runner up in the Macmillan Prize for Illustration. Since graduating she has created such brilliant books as Colin and Lee, Carrot and Pea, I Am Bat and The Steves.