Knock Knock, Woof Woof!

Knock Knock, Woof Woof!
Author: Brenda Ponnay
Publisher: Xist Publishing
Total Pages: 15
Release: 2021-11-08
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN: 1532429770

Dog People deserve Dog Jokes! Get your dog-loving little one laughing with this collection of illustrated dog jokes! Knock Knock, Woof Woof is filled with funny jokes for kids celebrating dogs and all of their pup-tastic perfection. Each page features one illustrated joke. Here's a silly sample: What dog keeps the best time? A watch-dog! Knock Knock, Woof Woof is part of the Illustrated Jokes series. Other titles include: Fart-tastic Too School for Cool Knock Knock, Boo Who? Knock Knock, Moo Who? It's Snot Fair! Knock Knock, Lettuce In! Knock Knock, Blub Blub! Wait, What? Knock Knock, Olive You Yo Ho, Ha Ha Knock Knock, Jingle Jingle Knock Knock, Meow Meow Knock, Knock, Play Ball! and more!

Knock, Knock, Play Ball!

Knock, Knock, Play Ball!
Author: Stephanie Rodriguez
Publisher: Illustrated Jokes
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2021-11-08
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN: 9781532431807

Score some laughs in this collection of sports jokes! Baseball, Basketball and Soccer can't compete with the belly busting workout of a good laugh! Knock Knock, Play Ball is filled with funny jokes for kids joking around on and off the field. Each page features one illustrated joke. Here's a silly sample: Why do basketball players love donuts? Because they can dunk them! Knock Knock, Play Ball is part of the Illustrated Jokes series. Other titles include: Fart-tastic Too School for Cool Knock Knock, Boo Who? Knock Knock, Moo Who? It's Snot Fair! Knock Knock, Lettuce In! Knock Knock, Blub Blub! Wait, What? Knock Knock, Olive You Yo Ho, Ha Ha Knock Knock, Jingle Jingle Knock Knock, Meow Meow Knock, Knock, Woof Woof! and more!

Knock Knock, Meow Meow!

Knock Knock, Meow Meow!
Author: Brenda Ponnay
Publisher: Xist Publishing
Total Pages: 28
Release: 2021-11-08
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN: 1532429789

Do Cats Laugh? These Kitties Do! Cat lovers unite! It's time for a new collection of funny feline jokes paired with purr-ific illustrations. Knock Knock, Meow Meow is filled with funny jokes for kids celebrating cats and all of their paws-itively sill puns. Each page features one illustrated joke. Here's a silly sample: Why was the cat afraid of the tree? Because of its bark! Knock Knock, Meow Meow is part of the Illustrated Jokes series. Other titles include: Fart-tastic Too School for Cool Knock Knock, Boo Who? Knock Knock, Moo Who? It's Snot Fair! Knock Knock, Lettuce In! Knock Knock, Blub Blub! Wait, What? Knock Knock, Olive You Yo Ho, Ha Ha Knock Knock, Jingle Jingle Knock Knock, Woof Woof Knock, Knock, Play Ball! and more!

Knock Knock, Jingle Jingle!

Knock Knock, Jingle Jingle!
Author: Brenda Ponnay
Publisher: Xist Publishing
Total Pages: 30
Release: 2021-11-08
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN: 1532429800

Merry Joke Time! It's time to celebrate the holiday season with the silliest Santa, snowman, and other jolly jokes. Knock Knock, Jingle Jingle! is filled with funny jokes for kids celebrating Christmas with lots of winter time fun. Each page features one illustrated joke. Here's a silly sample: What did one snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots? Knock Knock, Jingle Jingle! is part of the Illustrated Jokes series. Other titles include: Fart-tastic Too School for Cool Knock Knock, Boo Who? Knock Knock, Moo Who? It's Snot Fair! Knock Knock, Lettuce In! Knock Knock, Blub Blub! Wait, What? Knock Knock, Olive You Yo Ho, Ha Ha Knock Knock, Meow Meow Knock Knock, Woof Woof Knock, Knock, Play Ball! and more!

The Trespasser

The Trespasser
Author: R.W. Clinger
Publisher: JMS Books LLC
Total Pages: 121
Release: 2021-06-05
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1646568079

Grady Nelson won’t admit to anyone that he’s doing more than just taking his greyhound for daily walks in Fairmount. But truth is, Grady has a little crush on best-selling fiction author Putnam Strand, who just happens to live a few streets away from him. He has a relentless obsession for the author and will do just about anything to get close to the man. Hell, he might even trespass into the author’s home when Putnam isn’t home; and when he does, he almost gets caught. As springtime thickens along Lake Erie, so do Grady’s affections for Putnam, as well as his trespassing into the man’s life. Things heat up in their neighborly relationship, though, when Putnam has to leave town for a few days and asks Grady to house sit. Grady jumps at the opportunity. During Grady’s short stay at Putnam’s house, interesting details of the writer’s life begin to unravel. Not only is a jungle room discovered on the third floor and Grady finds a vast collection of rare books, he also uncovers an astounding secret about the author, something that will change Putnam’s romantic life forever, and Grady’s, as well.

Almost-Broken Men Box Set

Almost-Broken Men Box Set
Author: R.W. Clinger
Publisher: JMS Books LLC
Total Pages: 421
Release: 2023-09-30
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1685505635

Love always has its ups and downs. This box set by R.W. Clinger explores the almost-brokenness men face until they find true love. Within these three tales, men mix with present and past boyfriends, learn when to leave friend zones, and discover when secrets become helpful or dangerous. Contains the stories: 20 Days of Tuck: During twenty days of a particularly hot August on the shores of Lake Erie, Micah and Tuck fall head over heels in love. A year later, life has unexpectedly changed for Micah. He meets and falls hard for Carl, a witty, romantic guy along the lake. What will Micah do when various ties between his twenty days with Tuck and his current days with Carl begin to unravel? We Are Going to be Together: Wayne Joslin’s in love with Darsey Haas, who’s dating Cliff McGregory, so he hatches a plan to distract Cliff with Darsey’s doppelganger, a certain rugby player named Tomas Iron. Will the plan work? Will Cliff fall for the gig, and in love with Iron? Are Joslin and Darsey going to end up together? The Trespasser: Grady Nelson has a crush on neighbor Putnam Strand and trespasses into Putnam’s home when he isn’t home, and almost gets caught. Things heat up in their neighborly relationship when Putnam leaves town for a few days and asks Grady to house sit. While there, he uncovers a secret about Putnam that will change their romantic lives forever.

Jokes and More About Dogs

Jokes and More About Dogs
Author: Maria Nelson
Publisher: Gareth Stevens Publishing LLLP
Total Pages: 26
Release: 2014-07-15
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN: 1482405431

Every dog owner knows how silly his or her pup can be. Dogs' behavior can be strange—such as barking at the vacuum cleaner—and downright sneaky, like stealing peanut butter sandwiches off the table. Readers will enjoy learning about man’s best friend, while they giggle through playful puns, ridiculous riddles, and wonderful word play. Colorful, cute illustrations and photographs complement facts about dogs—and many happen to be doggone funny!

The Way of Music

The Way of Music
Author: Robin Maconie
Publisher: Scarecrow Press
Total Pages: 450
Release: 2007
Genre: Music
ISBN: 9780810858794

Here at last is a listener's guide to the hidden meanings of western classical music, expressed in accessible, jargon-free language and drawing on universal listening experiences and skills. The Way of Music is six booklets in one volume; it is a study guide in attention training, listening skills, and music appreciation for students, teachers, and the general reader. Each book is complete in itself, to be read and used as part of a multilayered database of musical meaning. Alternating aphorism and explanation, Books 1 and 2 inquire into hearing and communication processes using the example of a barking dog, while Books 3 and 4 extend the range of inquiry into the acoustics and performance of ethnic and classical music. Book 5 offers a substantial survey of over 100 examples of recorded music, providing a history of western music and culture, and incorporating discussion and assignment topics. The final book presents the range of class, gender, and cultural perspectives found in 101 adult student responses to the slow movement of Beethoven's Piano Concerto No. 4. Drawing on Robin Maconie's earlier work, The Second Sense: Language Music and Hearing (2002), The Way of Music presents many of the same insights in highly encapsulated form for readers in the text message age, taking the discussion of classical music out of music departments and returning it to a broader public and educational arena. Student Observations: "You learn logic, reason, and a sort of sensitivity to the passage of time from listening to classical music." "Music, when one is trained to listen, helps to improve your senses. Your sense of hearing is heightened; you become more alert, because you are concentrating on many different instruments and sounds simultaneously." "Music reaches beyond the improvement of academic performance to a realm of improvement of the human condition."

The Quadrangle

The Quadrangle
Author: Thomas E. Hall
Publisher: Xlibris Corporation
Total Pages: 226
Release: 2003-09-15
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1462817297

When Bill Imes arrives at the park one evening to walk his dog, he sees a man and womanwho arrived in separate carsembracing in the parking lot. Bill realizes that hes seen the man before; theyd had a run-in several months back. A few days later, Bill is shocked when he reads in the newspaper that the man has been murdered; he is doubly horrified when a clue leads the police straight to his own apartment door. Slowly but surely, Bill finds himself unwittingly dragged into a twisted tale of love, adultery, and revenge.

Love Data

Love Data
Author: Simon Drake
Publisher: Simon Drake
Total Pages: 266
Release: 2005-09-07
Genre:
ISBN: 1419613715

Love Data is an engaging tragicomedy set in the near future and explores the clash of love, cloning and indulgence.Bill is an inventor with futuristic vices and ambitious experiments on his mind: To use technology to trial his version of creative artificial intelligence, and bring back a dead lover, Jessy. He needs a breakthrough and he needs help. But the only aid he can find is from Casper, a wholesaler of clone androids to the sex-industry. Casper wishes to help Bill and create history by donating two androids: Betty and Jane.But Betty and Jane prove more cunning by taking on a life of their own. Does any experiment go to plan?