If the world worked the way Kev thinks it should, he'd be the star of the school, his teacher would admire his less than stellar grades, and Camille would fall in love with him. But Kev's life is anything but perfect: he has to compete for attention with his best friend Leo's snail collection, survive his mother's wrath, and suffer humiliation at the hands of the back-stabbing Stan, all while trying to grab some decent shut-eye before recess.