Kansas City Zoo Tales

Kansas City Zoo Tales
Author: Ruth Seeliger
Publisher:
Total Pages: 154
Release: 2009-11-01
Genre: Zoos
ISBN: 9781933466927

History of the first one hundred years of the Kansas City Zoo in Swope Park, with many stories of colorful zoo animals in this wild ride through zookeeping history.

Shaggy Dogs Are Punny Tales

Shaggy Dogs Are Punny Tales
Author: Gene Child
Publisher: iUniverse
Total Pages: 203
Release: 2013-06
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 1475991231

Do you enjoy playing with language? Wordplay is an art-form savored by many. If you are in that rather select group, then this is the book for you! Each of these stories has a surprise ending, a modified cliché or adage, a perverted pun or some other amusing twist. ENJOY! WHAT SOME READERS HAVE SAID ABOUT THIS BOOK! "The brain-dead who do not enjoy puns, word play, and a good groan need not read this book!" -Dean Swift, Student "These are the Shaggy Dog Days of our lives." Jerry Blessinger, Teacher

A Vampire's Tale

A Vampire's Tale
Author: Sandy Kulhavy
Publisher: Dorrance Publishing
Total Pages: 229
Release: 2024-08-21
Genre: Fiction
ISBN:

A wandering vampire travels the world throughout the centuries, but with a strict moral code: he does not drink near where he stays, nor does he feed on innocent prey. Kyle watches his family members pass on, while he endures immortal life and grapples with feeling damned to hell for all eternity. When Kyle encounters Magda, an innocent woman whose blood he finds undeniably irresistible, Kyle questions his faith, fearing he’s been abandoned by God. A story of redemption, A Vampire’s Tale illustrates the complexities of faith in the face of condemnation. About the Author Sandy Kulhavy has always loved animals. She worked with Morgan horses for a while, and is passionate about dogs, having adopted several shelter dogs. Animals bring such love and joy into Kulhavy’s life, and her dogs are her biggest blessing. Kulhavy enjoys taking pictures of the wildlife where she lives, often seeing turkey, deer, squirrels, and rabbits.

Parrot's Lament, The and Other True Tales of Animal Intrigue, Intelligen

Parrot's Lament, The and Other True Tales of Animal Intrigue, Intelligen
Author: Eugene Linden
Publisher: Penguin
Total Pages: 225
Release: 2000-08-01
Genre: Nature
ISBN: 1101222387

A gorilla shrewdly sells back a missing key chain to the highest bidder. An orangutan picks a lock to let himself out of his zoo enclosure and two elephants adopt a tag-team strategy to keep their handlers from putting them back into theirs. In The Parrot's Lament, noted environmentalist Eugene Linden offers more than one hundred true anecdotes about animal acts of cooperation, heroism, escape—even tales of deception or manipulation of human beings. Drawing on the first-person experiences of veterinarians, field biologists, researchers, and trainers, Linden has compiled a warmly entertaining and powerfully persuasive argument for animal consciousness that, while not human, far exceeds what humans usually grant animals. Scientifically sound and emotionally compelling, The Parrot's Lament contains remarkable stories that are sure to resonate with animal lovers, turning skeptics everywhere into believers.

Tales of Dionysus

Tales of Dionysus
Author: William Levitan
Publisher: University of Michigan Press
Total Pages: 817
Release: 2022-08-15
Genre: History
ISBN: 0472038966

The first English verse translation of the Dionysiaca of Nonnus of Panopolis

Forgotten Tales of Kansas City

Forgotten Tales of Kansas City
Author: Paul Kirkman
Publisher: Arcadia Publishing
Total Pages: 104
Release: 2012-10-23
Genre: History
ISBN: 1614237387

Meet the folks who slip out of history books like they're playing the Kansas City shuffle. In this fascinating collection of stories, Paul Kirkman has dug up all sorts of head-scratchers: how did Jesse James rob a bank with John F. Kennedy, and how could a Beatles concert in the 1960s fail to make money? Watch a cow explode in a kitchen, frogs rain down from the sky and dogs pay for a public library system. Learn how Harry Houdini was trapped in a phone booth, why Clark Gable haunted street corners in a clown outfit and what kept Kansas City in Missouri.

Secret Kansas City: A Guide to the Weird, Wonderful, and Obscure

Secret Kansas City: A Guide to the Weird, Wonderful, and Obscure
Author: Anne Kniggendorf
Publisher: Reedy Press LLC
Total Pages: 311
Release: 2020-09-15
Genre: History
ISBN: 1681062836

Most visitors know all about Kansas City’s barbecue, jazz, and football success, but there are hidden gems and wild pieces of trivia around every turn in Missouri’s largest city. Is the giant Hereford bull anatomically correct? Can a seed that’s been to outer space still grow into a normal tree? And who really killed President William Henry Harrison? You’ll find answers to the questions you didn’t know you had in Secret Kansas City: A Guide to the Weird, Wonderful, and Obscure. Learn why three completely unrelated groups have chosen Kansas City as the center of the world and the place you want to be when the world ends. Between these covers, you’ll also find castles, a horse buried in a cul-de-sac, a ghost who likes a good laugh, and the world’s longest snake. This is not a tour guide for outsiders; it’s a scavenger hunt—insiders only, please. Longtime Kansas Citian Anne Kniggendorf is at your service to bolster your love and boost your respect for this middle-of-the-map city. With her eye for the odd leading the way, you’ll have a great time discovering Kansas City.

The City Jungle

The City Jungle
Author: Felix Salten
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Total Pages: 288
Release: 2014-10-14
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1442487534

Get to know the lives and longings of animals in a city zoo in this time-honored tale from the author of Bambi. The animals of the city zoo miss their homes. While they appreciate the company of one another, they have a fierce longing to be free of the daily visitors, the city sounds—and most of all, the bars to their cages. Vasta the mouse is the only animal who is not behind bars. She uses her freedom to travel from cage to cage, visiting Yppa the orangutan and her young son Tikki, Hella the proud lioness and her two cubs, Mino the crazy fox, Pardinos the friendly elephant, and Hallo the tame wolf. The zookeepers and visitors have no idea what life is really like in this city jungle, but Felix Salten’s depiction of these animals’ stories is brought vividly to life in this beautiful repackage.

Group Sex

Group Sex
Author: Ann Arensberg
Publisher: Open Road Media
Total Pages: 190
Release: 2014-02-18
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1480470775

This lighthearted, witty confection of a novel is at once a captivating romance and an uproarious satire on sex and creativity An editor at a small Manhattan publishing house, Frances Girard is plagued with the curse of self-awareness. She knows she will never write a book and is resigned to living a dull, sensible life in which people like her “are not allowed to have a nervous breakdown.” But she secretly envies those with creative aspirations. When she meets Paul Treat—the man fated to change her life—the avant-garde theater director is clad only in a towel. Frances is instantly attracted to his unpredictable, larger-than-life persona. They act out scenes from plays and embark on an erotic relationship like nothing Frances has ever known. Eventually, she moves into Paul’s loft. But bit by bit, Frances starts giving up pieces of herself until very little of the woman she knew—or thought she knew—is left. Clearly, something’s got to give. The story of one woman’s transformation—and unexpected liberation—Group Sex is an effervescent romantic comedy that sparkles with wit and insight.