Jokes and More About Dogs

Jokes and More About Dogs
Author: Maria Nelson
Publisher: Gareth Stevens Publishing LLLP
Total Pages: 26
Release: 2014-07-15
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN: 1482405423

Every dog owner knows how silly his or her pup can be. Dogs' behavior can be strange—such as barking at the vacuum cleaner—and downright sneaky, like stealing peanut butter sandwiches off the table. Readers will enjoy learning about man’s best friend, while they giggle through playful puns, ridiculous riddles, and wonderful word play. Colorful, cute illustrations and photographs complement facts about dogs—and many happen to be doggone funny!

Dogs Don't Tell Jokes

Dogs Don't Tell Jokes
Author: Louis Sachar
Publisher: A&C Black
Total Pages: 224
Release: 2013-07-26
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1408850346

'Why did the guy eat two dead skunks for breakfast?' 'Because dead ones squeal when you stick the fork in.' Gary W. Boone knows he was born to be a stand-up comedian. It is the rest of the kids in the class who think he is a fool. Then the Floyd Hicks Junior High School Talent Show is announced, and he starts practising his routine non-stop to get it just right. Gary's sure that this will be his big break - he'll make everyone laugh and will win the $100 prize money. But when an outrageous surprise threatens to turn his debut into a disaster, it looks as if the biggest joke of all may be on Gary himself.

A Dog Walks Into a Bar

A Dog Walks Into a Bar
Author: Joanne O'Sullivan
Publisher: Sterling Publishing Company
Total Pages: 108
Release: 2007
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 9781600591549

Howl with laughter at dozens of the very best dog jokes ever collected--and made even funnier by the comic color illustrations that enliven every spread. Eleven hilarious sections capture every facet of canine humor: A Dog Walks into a Bar, Wonderdogs & Underdogs, Good Breeding, Dogs Gone Postal, Doggy Haiku; Man’s Best Friend, Cat’s Worst Enemy; Shaggy Dog Stories, Fetching Follies, Doggie Limericks, Puppy Love, and Kibbles & Bits.With its unbeatable subject matter, attractive package, and great price, it makes a terrific gift for all of Fido’s fans.

Little Black Book of Dog Jokes

Little Black Book of Dog Jokes
Author: Suzanne Schwalb
Publisher: Peter Pauper Press, Inc.
Total Pages: 146
Release:
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 1441300260

Besides being man's best friends, our canine companions turn out to be some of the world's best comedians, from puppy antics that convulse us into giggles, to the pranks of older furry friends that keep us chortling at life's follies. Here is a compact treasury of canine humor that simply takes the biscuit. Packed with dog jokes, dog riddles (''What has four legs and one arm? A happy pit bull''), quips and quotes (''Never moon a werewolf''),''dogma,'' doggerel, and much more, such as dog license errors (''Alaskan Malibu,'' ''Borderline Collie''), it's guaranteed to have you howling with laughter. Note: Some ''mature'' (actually immature) content.

101 Hilarious Dog Jokes For Kids

101 Hilarious Dog Jokes For Kids
Author: Cesar Dunbar
Publisher: Semsoli
Total Pages: 132
Release: 2020-06-15
Genre:
ISBN: 9781970177138

Get Ready for a Good Laugh - Make Your Children Lol With These Funny Dog Jokes! Why did the dog cross the road? Answer: To get to the 'barking' lot! All kids love dogs, and all kids love to laugh. That is why '101 Hilarious Dog Jokes For Kids' is the perfect gift book for kids. This collection of dog jokes will have your kids rolling on the floor with laughter! Why You Should Get Your Paws On '101 Hilarious Dog Jokes For Kids' In this book, you will find: - 100+ woof-tastic hilarious dog jokes - 30+ funny illustrations - No profanity or foul language This joke book is a great gift idea if you want to spend more quality time with your family: it provides young readers and their parents with hours of fun and laughter! Get Your Copy Of: '101 Hilarious Dog Jokes For Kids' Sample Jokes Will You Find Inside: Q: What do you call a dog magician? A: A labracadabrador! *** Q: What do you call a large dog that meditates? A: Aware wolf. *** Q: What's a dog's favorite kind of pizza? A: Pupperoni! Buy '101 Hilarious Dog Jokes For Kids', and get access to all the other jokes! Finally, as a FREE & EXCLUSIVE BONUS, you're also getting 11 super funny jokes from my popular book '101 Hilarious Cat Jokes For Kids.' So, are you ready for the funniest dog jokes you have ever come across? Take action now! Scroll to the top of this page and click the 'Buy Now' button.

Just Joking

Just Joking
Author: National Geographic Kids
Publisher: National Geographic Books
Total Pages: 212
Release: 2012
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN: 1426309309

Packed with the silly jokes that kids love--including knock-knocks, tongue twisters, riddles, traditional question and answer jokes and more--a fun-filled book will keep readers laughing page after page.

It's Raining Cats and Dogs

It's Raining Cats and Dogs
Author:
Publisher:
Total Pages: 56
Release: 1988
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN: 9780945912019

A collection of jokes about cats and dogs. Example: What's the worst weather for rats and mice? When it's raining cats and dogs.

Dog Shaming

Dog Shaming
Author: Pascale Lemire
Publisher: Crown
Total Pages: 193
Release: 2013-09-24
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 0385349343

Based on the runaway web phenomenon (dogshamingdotcom), Dog Shaming features the most hilarious, most shameful, and never-before-seen doggie misdeeds. Our dogs are our best friends. They are always happy to see us. They comfort us in our times of need. They also eat our shoes, stain our carpets, and embarrass us in front of our guests. Dog owners everywhere have found their outlet in Dog Shaming, where they can confess their dogs' biggest (and often grossest!) sins, which turn out to be recognizably universal—complete with snapshots of ridiculously cute but shamed pups who don't seem capable of humping humans, pooping on pillows, or snagging steak straight from a grill. So share in the shaming and laugh through your frustration as Dog Shaming reminds us that unconditional love goes both ways.

Jokes and More About Horses

Jokes and More About Horses
Author: Maria Nelson
Publisher: Gareth Stevens Publishing LLLP
Total Pages: 26
Release: 2014-07-15
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN: 1482405482

Horses are a popular pet and are often members of a family for many years. They’re commonly trained for horse shows and the excitement of racing, but even well-trained show ponies can be willful sometimes! Through jokes and wordplay, readers learn the sillier aspects of horse ownership and many fabulous funnies they can share with their friends. Colorful images and fun facts will encourage readers to saddle up and keep reading.

Dog Jokes 2

Dog Jokes 2
Author: Arnie Lightning
Publisher:
Total Pages: 38
Release: 2016-07-07
Genre:
ISBN: 9781535104777

Funny and Hilarious Dog Jokes for Kids! Joke telling is very fun and can bring a smile to the face of others. Kids love jokes! Jokes can aid in story-telling, create laughs, and help with conversation and social skills. Your child will love this hilarious joke book full of clean dog jokes for children. Kids and children can practice their reading and joke telling skills with this funny joke book about dogs and puppies. With cute and silly dog illustrations and funny jokes, beginning and early readers can enjoy hours of fun and entertainment. This book is especially great for traveling, waiting rooms, and reading aloud at home. Q: What is a dog's favorite food? A: Anything that is on your plate! ~HAHA!~ Q: Which dogs do not have a tail? A: A hot dog! ~LOL!~ Q: If your dog eats a dictionary, what should you do? A: Take the words right out of his mouth! ~HAHA!~ Q: What do you call a happy Lassie? A: A jolly collie! This funny joke book is full of dog and puppy jokes that will have you laughing for hours! This is one of the best joke collections in the world. These jokes about dogs and puppies will give you a case of the giggles. These funny jokes are excellent for kids, children, teens, and adults. Early and beginner readers can practice reading aloud and learning. Best-Selling Children's Book Author, Arnie Lightning Arnie Lightning is a best-selling children's book author with a straightforward goal. He wants his work to create a positive impact in the lives of others through children's books. Learning morals, lessons, and good character can start at a young age. Arnie's books reflect this. By providing a comfortable and entertaining environment, learning can be a fun activity! Scroll up and click 'buy' to get these funny jokes!