Ive Broken My Bum And Other Stories
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Author | : Dawn McMillan |
Publisher | : Courier Dover Publications |
Total Pages | : 32 |
Release | : 2019-10-16 |
Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
ISBN | : 0486844234 |
The inventive young hero from the bestselling I Need a New Butt! is back and this time he has accidentally glued a serving tray to his behind — and it's great for sliding down hills, surfing big waves, and other booty-full fun. Now all his friends want one too!
Author | : Dawn McMillan |
Publisher | : Oratia Media Ltd |
Total Pages | : 32 |
Release | : 2012-09-03T00:00:00Z |
Genre | : Fiction |
ISBN | : 1877514578 |
I need a new bum! Mine's got a crack. I can see in the mirror a crack in the back. What to do when you need a new bum? Should you get one that's blue or yellow spotted? A Chevy bum, a rocket bum that's all fire and thrust, or a robo-bum? The options are endless - but wait, Dad's bum crack is showing too? Maybe this is contagious.
Author | : Dawn McMillan |
Publisher | : |
Total Pages | : 96 |
Release | : 2017-11 |
Genre | : Beaches |
ISBN | : 9780947506322 |
With their unique brand of rhyme, crazy humour and zany drawings, Dawn McMillan and Ross Kinnaird have become a favourite with kids worldwide. Together with the bestselling I Need a New Bum!, this special collection returns to print two other hilarious tales: Doggy Doo on my Shoe and Seagull Sid (and the naughty things his seagulls did!).
Author | : Craig Smith |
Publisher | : Scholastic Inc. |
Total Pages | : 26 |
Release | : 2010 |
Genre | : Juvenile Nonfiction |
ISBN | : 0545261244 |
Kids will love this cumulative and hysterical read-aloud that features a free downloadable song "I was walking down the road and I saw... a donkey, Hee Haw And he only had three legs He was a wonky donkey." Children will be in fits of laughter with this perfect read-aloud tale of an endearing donkey. By the book's final page, readers end up with a spunky hanky-panky cranky stinky-dinky lanky honky-tonky winky wonky donkey Download the free song at www.scholastic.com/wonkydonkey.
Author | : Dawn Mcmillan |
Publisher | : |
Total Pages | : |
Release | : 2021-02-02 |
Genre | : |
ISBN | : 9780947506810 |
My bum is so noisy. My bum brings me shame. It makes weird noises and I get the blame. This poor kid really has trouble with his bum. This time he's in a fix because some strange noises uproariously and unpredictably issue from his behind! There's tooting and hooting, and burping and slurping, and popping and squeaking when Auntie is speaking. But Mum and Dad love their boy and they refuse to make a fuss. And see what happens when he is talent-spotted (or talent-heard) by movie scouts ... Join the popular character from I Need a New Bum! and I've Broken my Bum! when he discovers he has the loudest, the proudest, the most uproarious, victorious, sound-system backside!
Author | : Dawn McMillan |
Publisher | : |
Total Pages | : 0 |
Release | : 2021 |
Genre | : Buttocks |
ISBN | : 9780947506940 |
The laugh-a-lot team of Dawn McMillan and Ross Kinnaird brings three of their best stories together in this volume of funny, fantastical and fearless characters!
Author | : Dawn McMillan |
Publisher | : Courier Dover Publications |
Total Pages | : 19 |
Release | : 2021-01-06 |
Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
ISBN | : 0486848787 |
Everyone’s favorite character from the bestselling I Need a NEW BUTT! and I Broke MY BUTT! is back with a new problem — his butt is too noisy! Follow our hero’s hilarious adventures in the latest and loudest sequel by Dawn McMillan and Ross Kinnaird.
Author | : Dawn McMillan |
Publisher | : Courier Dover Publications |
Total Pages | : 99 |
Release | : 2021-08-18 |
Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
ISBN | : 0486848639 |
I need a new butt!: A rhyming story about a young boy who, upon noticing that his butt has a huge crack, sets off to find a new butt.
Author | : Kate Folk |
Publisher | : Random House |
Total Pages | : 273 |
Release | : 2022-03-29 |
Genre | : Fiction |
ISBN | : 0593231473 |
A thrilling new voice in fiction injects the absurd into the everyday to present a startling vision of modern life, “[as] if Kafka and Camus and Bradbury were penning episodes of Black Mirror” (Chang-Rae Lee, author of My Year Abroad). “Stories so sharp and ingenious you may cut yourself on them while reading.”—Kelly Link, author of Get In Trouble FINALIST FOR THE CALIFORNIA BOOK AWARD • ONE OF THE BEST BOOKS OF THE YEAR: Chicago Review of Books, Kirkus Reviews With a focus on the weird and eerie forces that lurk beneath the surface of ordinary experience, Kate Folk’s debut collection is perfectly pitched to the madness of our current moment. A medical ward for a mysterious bone-melting disorder is the setting of a perilous love triangle. A curtain of void obliterates the globe at a steady pace, forcing Earth’s remaining inhabitants to decide with whom they want to spend eternity. A man fleeing personal scandal enters a codependent relationship with a house that requires a particularly demanding level of care. And in the title story, originally published in The New Yorker, a woman in San Francisco uses dating apps to find a partner despite the threat posed by “blots,” preternaturally handsome artificial men dispatched by Russian hackers to steal data. Meanwhile, in a poignant companion piece, a woman and a blot forge a genuine, albeit doomed, connection. Prescient and wildly imaginative, Out There depicts an uncanny landscape that holds a mirror to our subconscious fears and desires. Each story beats with its own fierce heart, and together they herald an exciting new arrival in the tradition of speculative literary fiction.
Author | : Linda Goodman |
Publisher | : RosettaBooks |
Total Pages | : 1103 |
Release | : 2014-01-09 |
Genre | : Body, Mind & Spirit |
ISBN | : 0795316488 |
The New York Times bestseller that helps you explore whether romance is in the stars. Linda Goodman’s Love Signs addresses the question asked by everyone familiar with astrology: How do I relate to someone of another sign? Each sign is “related” to the twelve signs of the zodiac in a different and unique way. Each section addresses the differences for a male and a female with the same sign matches. This is an updated edition of Linda Goodman’s lively bestseller, which has introduced millions to the concept of astrological compatibility. “What seems to set Goodman’s books apart from other stargazing guides is their knowledgeable approach and comprehensive reach.” —Newsweek