It's Too Early for This Shit (Midnight Edition)

It's Too Early for This Shit (Midnight Edition)
Author: The Irreverent The Irreverent Iguana
Publisher:
Total Pages: 84
Release: 2018-01-18
Genre:
ISBN: 9781983913334

Black Backgrounds & Hilarious Sweary Phrases to Color! Work sucks, but your day doesn't have to. The stress of working Monday-Friday can be debilitating. Whether you work 2 days a week or 7, this coloring book is here to give you some much needed relief. Idiot co-workers? A piece of sh*t boss? No worries. We understand. What's Inside 40 snarky pages to release work anger Single sided for framing and to prevent bleed through Large sized 8.5 x 11 inch pages Variance in difficulty levels Sweary quotes and sassy sayings to help you get through the week Black background coloring pages Perfect gift for co-workers, bosses, or fellow job haters Take a moment to sit, stop working, relax and lift your spirits. This hilarious adult coloring book is filled with positively shrewd affirmations to help you stay strong through the worst days of the week. Remember, you are not alone. We all think work sucks.

Drinking Midnight Wine

Drinking Midnight Wine
Author: Simon R. Green
Publisher: Jabberwocky Literary Agency, Inc.
Total Pages: 325
Release: 2014-07-28
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1625671024

There is a world beyond the world It figures. Just when Bradfordian bookshop clerk, Toby Dexter, finally works up the nerve to talk to his secret crush, she darts into an open door. Toby follows, and in that second, everything changes. Though it still looks like Bradford-on-Avon, the town’s suddenly chatty ATM and river mermaids are the first clues that something is quite out of place—namely, Toby. The moment he stepped through that door, Toby entered the magical parallel world of Mysterie. Our ordinary dimension—the one Toby knew as Bradford-on-Avon—is actually Veritie, a mere shadow of its alter ego, Mysterie, where magic and myth, gods and monsters, living legends and walking nightmares reign. And Toby isn’t the only recent arrival. A cunning and vicious demon—The Serpent’s Son—has returned to Mysterie, accompanied by a malevolent new ally, intent on bringing down both dimensions. Toby can remain mortal, return to Veritie, and try to convince himself that he had a bad pint of bitter that night. Or he can stay in Mysterie, join forces with his new friends Leo Morn and his Brother Under The Hill, and try to stop The Serpent’s Son. The choices Toby makes will have dramatic consequences for both worlds. It may not be the first time Mysterie’s wars have spilled over into our reality, but if Toby fails, it could be the last. Simon R. Green, New York Times bestselling author of the Deathstalker series and the Nightside series, brings his trademark wit and inventiveness to his beloved hometown of Bradford-on-Avon, in this charming standalone urban fantasy novel.

midnight's simulacra

midnight's simulacra
Author: nick black
Publisher: Gold & Appel Publishing
Total Pages: 483
Release: 2024-01-17
Genre: Fiction
ISBN:

Code stoned. Debug sober. Document drunk. And never trust the Nuclear Regulatory Commission. Michael Luis Bolaño is the scion of Mexican oil wealth gone to rut in Texas. Sherman Spartacus Katz is the hyperliterate son of evangelical eccentrics from the North Georgia mountains. One hopes to restore what's been lost, the other to attain what never was. Together at an elite Institute of Technology they train as engineers. Together in the dark they study forbidden teachings. By graduation, they're formidably competent, audacious to a fault, and wholly ungovernable. Need LSD precursors? Biosynthesize them in yeast. Need souped-up wheelchairs? Disarm the governors. Need enriched uranium? CO₂ TEA lasers in the garage. Where there's a black market, they disrupt it. Where there's no black market, they create one. midnight's simulacra is a hysterical, scientifically rigorous, and fastpaced thriller, a modern picaresque, a portrait of autists as young men, and unlike any other novel you've read.

Bright Midnight

Bright Midnight
Author: Chris Formant
Publisher: House of Stratus
Total Pages: 198
Release: 2016-10-27
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1941286933

Over 40 famous musicians have died at the age of 27. Can it just be a tragic coincidence? Rolling Stone writer Gantry Elliot always thought so. But as mysterious packages arrive and clues unfold, Gantry soon realizes someone knows the truth behind these deaths, and his life may be in serious danger.

Covenant of Aries

Covenant of Aries
Author: Johnny S. Geddes
Publisher: Lulu.com
Total Pages: 356
Release: 2012-04-01
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 0578105616

When a mysterious substance starts jamming communications and a string of catastrophes bring the world to the brink, many thought it could get no worse. Some believed that God could not let people endure a fate so cruel, so terrifying. They were all wrong. Because what's coming at Mankind from a brightening star in the constellation Aries is not his God, it's the opposite. Worse, these are demons from an ancient civilisation known only to a select few. And one of those few has summoned them with a blood sacrifice. Somehow, amid a collapsing society, five men and a woman must aim past the fuzz of confusion to strike at the heart of the very things that are feeding off the terror of a planet in order to grow stronger. But can they do it before the first demon lands to reclaim its Dread Empire on Earth?

Slimetime

Slimetime
Author: Steven Puchalski
Publisher: Headpress
Total Pages: 388
Release: 2002
Genre: Performing Arts
ISBN: 9781900486217

Utilising in-depth reviews, cast and plot details, Slimetime wallows in those films which the world has deemed it best to forget - everything from cheesy no-budget exploitation to the embarrassing efforts of Major Studios. Many of these films have never seen a major release, some were big hits, and others have simply vanished. To compliment the wealth of reviews on sci-fi, schlock, flower power and puppet people films are detailed essays on specific sleaze genres such as Biker, Blaxploitation and Drug movies. Fully updated and revised with new reviews and new illustrations.

Love After Midnight

Love After Midnight
Author: Sister Souljah
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Total Pages: 432
Release: 2024-10-08
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1982180633

Sister Souljah returns to her beloved character Winter Santiaga in the captivating and heart-pounding sequel to instant #1 New York Times bestseller Life After Death. After suffering a horrifying, yet soul stirring death experience, worldwide top bitch Winter Santiaga, of The Coldest Winter Ever, is alive and facing a dilemma that every living person faces: how to respond to the Fear of God, awareness of heaven and hell, while pursuing and satisfying deep desires for sex, fun, love, money, revenge, and fame. In her new novel, Love After Midnight, Sister Souljah delivers a powerful hip-hop hood style, global romantic comedy.

A Matter of Timing

A Matter of Timing
Author: G.E. Miller
Publisher: AuthorHouse
Total Pages: 438
Release: 2008-03-20
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1468570129

The New Madrid fault line is one of the deepest, most deadly earthquake zones anywhere in the world. It runs from Memphis to St. Louis, along the Mississippi River. The last time it woke from slumber in 1811 and 1812, it rattled the Earth over 1,000 times throughout a 2-year period, and based upon testimonials from the few people then living in the area, at least 8 of the quakes were 8 or better on today’s Richter scale. Geologists had been predicting the New Madrid would shake again, most giving it better than a 50/50 chance by 2025. But Mother Nature didn't want to wait until then. For the residents of Memphis and St. Louis, and all the towns along the Mighty Mississippi, chaos and anarchy were waiting in the wings. With the United States fully involved militarily in the Middle East, making enemies of Islam throughout the World, some had been plotting to strike America when it wasn’t expecting it. September 11, 2001 was a sad day, but those now plotting against the “Western Babylon” would seize the opportunity created by a massive earthquake on the New Madrid. And this attack would make 9-11 look like a practice run. A decorated American hero from Desert Storm with three friends, one CNN reporter, a Russian mercenary sniper hired to overturn the table of world power, and anarchy reigning supreme in the Midwest sets the stage as good versus evil and the “haves” versus the “have-nots”. With United Nations troops setting up camps on American sovereign soil, the battle lines are drawn and only the strong will survive. As one of our heroines in the story says, “Perhaps the meek will inherit the Earth, but I don’t see it happening any time soon.” 425 pages of action-packed adventure.

Beneath This Man

Beneath This Man
Author: Jodi Ellen Malpas
Publisher: Forever
Total Pages: 467
Release: 2013-06-18
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1455578320

Book 2 of the #1 New York Times bestselling This Man trilogy. Jesse Ward drowned her with his intensity and blindsided her with his passion, but he kept her away from his dark secrets and broken soul. Leaving him was the only way Ava O'Shea could survive. She should have known that Jesse Ward is impossible to escape--and now he's back in her life, determined to remind her of the sensual pleasures they had shared. Ava is equally determined to get at the truth beneath this man's steely exterior. That means letting herself get close to the Lord of the Manor once more. And it's exactly where Jesse wants her--within touching distance...

Sounds Like Paradise: a Fugitive's Tale

Sounds Like Paradise: a Fugitive's Tale
Author: Vance Munraff
Publisher: Lulu.com
Total Pages: 318
Release: 2014-06-02
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1312227028

Sometimes a new life is not all it's cracked up to be. Especially an exciting new identity in government Witness Relocation for a couple of newlyweds who barely know each other, or themselves anymore. Just ask disgruntled Arizona Relocation subjects Lorenzo and Dr. Lucretia Valentino, formerly of beautiful Beach City, Indiana. Much like the merciless Sonoran Desert, things can get a little heated. It can also be kind of a drag, stuck in the middle of it. Or more precisely a dreary Nowheresville cul-de-sac apparently home more to the dead than the living. Throw into the mix a suspiciously paternal shrink and a sleazy serial killer from their permanently sealed past, an outlaw biker kingpin, a mysteriously absentee case manager, a precocious pair of newborn twins, the meddling long-distance in-laws, a cranky lady doc who despises the new government job not working with her beloved cadavers, a hopelessly haunted so-called safe house, and the nightmarish fugitive fun is just beginning.