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| Author | : Ariel Books |
| Publisher | : |
| Total Pages | : 88 |
| Release | : 2004-03 |
| Genre | : Humor |
| ISBN | : 9780740742125 |
Think of this book as a color boost for the blonde soul. It's Not Easy Being Blonde is the witty comeback to all the lame "dumb blonde" jokes in circulation, proving that while blondes may not always have more fun, they do have a good sense of humor.
| Author | : Aviva Drescher |
| Publisher | : Simon and Schuster |
| Total Pages | : 256 |
| Release | : 2014-02-25 |
| Genre | : Biography & Autobiography |
| ISBN | : 1476722110 |
A memoir from the Real Housewife of New York City.
| Author | : Joanna Pitman |
| Publisher | : Bloomsbury Publishing USA |
| Total Pages | : 322 |
| Release | : 2008-12-18 |
| Genre | : Art |
| ISBN | : 1596918799 |
'Fascinating ...Pitman skillfully navigates the complicated history of our addiction to fair hair, skipping through the centuries with an elegant touch' Independent 'Riveting ... provocative ... ON BLONDES is ultimately a study of power-and powerlessness-between the sexes ... travelling undercover, this brunette produced a book which, like its subject, is wonderfully enlightening' Telegraph In art and literature, in history and popular culture, blonde has never been a mere colour. For 2,500 years, it has been a blazing signal and around this obsession entire industries have developed, influential trends set. From Greek prostitutes mimicking the golden-haired Aphrodite, to the Californian beach babe; from pigeon-dung and saffron dyes to L'Oreal - because you're worth it - we see the lengths to which women will go to become blonde. The power and duality of the blonde as either erotic symbol or saintly virgin waxes and wanes but never disappears. Weaving a story rich in anecdote, history and high intrigue, Joanna Pitman effortlessly combines the wealth of her knowledge with a sharp and clear-sighted view of the power of the blonde throughout the ages.
| Author | : Esther Pearlman |
| Publisher | : AuthorHouse |
| Total Pages | : 98 |
| Release | : 2007-12-18 |
| Genre | : Women |
| ISBN | : 1434347532 |
You Can't Keep a Good Woman Down! It's not easy being a woman . . . there are way too many things to do and way too many people who want to make your life difficult. But Esther Pearlman finds that no matter where life takes her - whether it's to the antagonistic local deli, the over-priced plastic surgeon's office, or the harrowingly narrow streets of Madrid - a sense of humor will save the day! Join Esther as she walks us through her life and finds something to make you smile in the most unusual places . . . . Remembering growing up poor, she views her previous lack of fashionable attire, weird packed lunches, and father's embarrassing vehicle choices with fondness. . At the orthodontist, he fixes her teeth, so she decides to try to fix his love life. . A lover of shopping in her adult life, Esther encounters unusual sales techniques and odd-ball fashion tips. . As a movie extra on the sets of Father of the Bride and Naked Gun II, she finds plenty of entertainment off-screen. . Calling her husband "my partner in crime," Esther sees that miscommunication can at least be turned into some good comic material. Having a bad day? Pick up Esther's book for a boost and soon you'll be agreeing with her personal philosophy. "You can't keep a good woman down," she writes, "because a woman is needed everywhere." And no matter where Esther Pearlman is, you'll find that it's fun seeing life through her eyes. When she's not busy chatting about the absurdities of life, Esther Pearlman likes to express herself through the arts. She is the co-author of Oh Canada! Lessons in Patience in the Canadian Rockies and a contributor to the anthology Chopped Liver for the American Spirit. Also a painter inspired by Van Gogh, Gauguin and others, Esther once painted with her shoes. She and her husband Martin do their shtick in Santa Monica, California. By Robin Quinn
| Author | : Emma Sleeth |
| Publisher | : Zonderkidz |
| Total Pages | : 194 |
| Release | : 2009-05-26 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Nonfiction |
| ISBN | : 0310569672 |
You’ve probably heard the story of the garden of Eden—the paradise that God created for humans to live in. There was plenty of room for everyone, there were trees and flowers and plenty of food. When you look out your window today you don’t see the paradise God intended for us. This world is crowded, polluted, and headed for trouble. But it’s not hopeless. Emma Sleeth is only sixteen, and she’s working hard to save our planet. She believes that we’re called by God to protect the resources that he gave us, and she wants to help you learn how to live a sustainable lifestyle. She’s speaking out to her generation in the hopes that you will be the ones who can end global warming and restore our world to the paradise that God desires for us. In It's Easy Being Green you’ll learn how to honor God in the choices you make and you’ll begin to understand the impact those choices have on the environment. Emma will help you see how you can make a difference at school, around the house, and all over the world as you make choices about everything from transportation to food to clothes. Imagine the kind of paradise you can help to create for the next generation—for your future children! Join Emma on the quest to serve God by saving the planet.
| Author | : Heather Ward (Writer on travel) |
| Publisher | : |
| Total Pages | : 317 |
| Release | : 2018 |
| Genre | : Motorcycle touring |
| ISBN | : 9780648216506 |
| Author | : Lisi Harrison |
| Publisher | : Poppy |
| Total Pages | : 188 |
| Release | : 2008-08-01 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
| ISBN | : 0316041726 |
Massie Block: Getting back into Octavian Country Day was a piece of sugar-free cake, compared to Massie's next goal-finding the key that unlocks an ah-mazing legendary secret room at OCD! Alpha eighth grader Skye Hamilton and her clique have stashed the key in the bedroom of one mystery Briarwood boy, but who? Whoever finds the key gets access to the secret room for an entire year and the prestige that comes along with it. But what happens when LBR Layne seems to be getting closer? This is way more than a matter of life or death, it's a matter of in or out! Kristen Gregory: Always been a star on the soccer field, but her style gets majorly cramped when her friends are forced to join the team. They better start kicking those soccer balls or Kristen's going to start kicking some . . . ! Alicia Rivera: Uses her skills as a gossip reporter to scheme her way into the rooms of all the Briarwood hotties! Dylan Marvil: Heard depression makes people lose weight. Is hoping for some sad news soon because she's popping donut holes the way some people pop Tic-Tacs. Claire Lyons: Being famous isn't all it's cracked up to be! Her agent confiscates her gummies, and forces her to do some very bad things to make her more "edgy." Worst of all, her constant meetings with lawyers and movie execs are eating into her time with the P.C. and with Cam! Is being a Hollywood starlet worth the Gucci-high price tag?
| Author | : John Banville |
| Publisher | : Henry Holt and Company |
| Total Pages | : 293 |
| Release | : 2014-03-04 |
| Genre | : Fiction |
| ISBN | : 0805098151 |
Raymond Chandler’s Philip Marlowe returns in The Black-Eyed Blonde—also published as Marlowe as by John Banville—the basis for the major motion picture starring Liam Neeson as the iconic detective. "Somewhere Raymond Chandler is smiling . . . I loved this book. It was like having an old friend, one you assumed was dead, walk into the room." —Stephen King "It was one of those Tuesday afternoons in summer when you wonder if the earth has stopped revolving." The streets of Bay City, California, in the early 1950s are as mean as they get. Marlowe is as restless and lonely as ever, and the private eye business is a little slow. Then a new client is shown in: blond, beautiful, and expensively dressed, she wants Marlowe to find her former lover. Almost immediately, Marlowe discovers that the man's disappearance is merely the first in a series of bewildering events. Soon he is tangling with one of Bay City's richest and most ruthless families—and developing a singular appreciation for how far they will go to protect their fortune. “It’s vintage L.A., toots: The hot summer, rain on the asphalt, the woman with the lipstick, cigarette ash and alienation, V8 coupes, tough guys, snub-nosed pistols, the ice melting in the bourbon . . . . The results are Chandleresque, sure, but you can see Banville’s sense of fun.” —The Washington Post
| Author | : Catherine Belknap |
| Publisher | : Harmony |
| Total Pages | : 228 |
| Release | : 2019-03-12 |
| Genre | : Family & Relationships |
| ISBN | : 0525574921 |
THE NATIONAL BESTSELLER Hilarious best friends Cat and Nat created a massive online community of moms by sharing their ultra-real and just a bit R-rated dispatches from the mom trenches. From what not to eat a few days after giving birth (chicken wings) to the most effective ways to dodge post-partum sex, Cat & Nat’s Mom Truths shares everything no one will tell you about having kids. Mixing memoir, humor, and advice, Cat and Nat tell never-before-told stories about the stress, guilt, joy, and laundry (oh the laundry!) of being a mom in their first book. With seven kids between them and millions of fans on social media, they get real about the parts of parenting that somehow don’t make the Instagram feed. Sharing their outrageous humor, fearless myth-busting, and genuine comfort on every page, they walk you from pregnancy to the toddler years and beyond. And they dole out ridiculously honest advice, like what you think you need at the hospital when you have your first baby (lip gloss) versus what you actually need (hemorrhoid pillow), and how worried you should really be about germs (less than you are). Fearless crusaders against the perfection myth and all the gluten-free, sugar-free baking it entails, Cat and Nat assure you that you’re already doing a great job, making this an essential companion for moms everywhere.
| Author | : Darcey Steinke |
| Publisher | : Canongate Books |
| Total Pages | : 152 |
| Release | : 2019-01-17 |
| Genre | : Fiction |
| ISBN | : 1786894424 |
Jesse is a twenty-nine year old adrift in San Francisco's demimonde of sexually ambiguous, drug-taking outsiders, desperately trying to sustain a connection with her bisexual boyfriend. She becomes caretaker and confidante to Madame Pig, a grotesque, besotted recluse. Jesse also meets Madison, Pig's daughter or lover or both, who uses others' desires for her own purposes, and who leads Jesse into a world beyond all boundaries. As startling, original and vital as it was when first published, Suicide Blonde is an intensely erotic story of one young woman's sexual and psychological odyssey and a modern cult classic.
