Injecting Chocolate and Other Fairly Stupid Ideas

Injecting Chocolate and Other Fairly Stupid Ideas
Author: Jan Kaarsvlam
Publisher: Lulu.com
Total Pages: 97
Release: 2012-11-29
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 1300410744

Bill Boerman-Cornell is a man on a mission; a variety of them, in fact. From e-mailing ProFlowers.com about injecting himself with sweets to asking if pregnancy massage will help with his stretch marks, Boerman-Cornell has left an indelible impression on dozens of unsuspecting correspondents. Now he can make one on you. In an absurd series of e-mails, the lonely competitive eater of lore poses the questions you've always wanted to ask but never dared: does FedEx ever ship live human beings? Is there such a thing as a were-wombat, and does my daughter show symptoms of having been bitten? Is the Sasquatch an endangered species, and if not, when does bowhunting season open? Writer Jan Kaarsvlam provides a glimpse into a bizarre world where gregarious pets are banned from internet message boards and corporate executives wake up in a cold sweat, waiting for unbidden film crews to arrive on their doorstep. He invites you along for the trip, a trip you won't regret.

The Book of Lost Things

The Book of Lost Things
Author: John Connolly
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Total Pages: 353
Release: 2006-11-07
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 0743298853

A 12-year-old boy, mourning the death of his mother, takes refuge in the myths and fairytales she always loved--and finds that his reality and a fantasy world start to meld.

Death by Chocolate Cherry Cheesecake

Death by Chocolate Cherry Cheesecake
Author: Sarah Graves
Publisher: Death by Chocolate Mystery
Total Pages: 306
Release: 2018-10-30
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1496711297

While Jacobia "Jake" Tiptree has moved on from fixing up houses, she still can't resist the urge to snoop into the occasional murder. Something sinister is brewing in the kitchen of The Chocolate Moose - retired health inspector Alan Blake is found murdered. Jake's best friend Ellie never made a secret of her distaste for Alan. Now, with no alibi for the night of the murder, she's in a sticky situation with the police - and it's up to Jake to catch the real killer and keep Ellie living in the land of the free.

Happy Money

Happy Money
Author: Elizabeth Dunn
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Total Pages: 224
Release: 2013-05-14
Genre: Business & Economics
ISBN: 1476740704

If you think money can’t buy happiness, you’re not spending it right. Two rising stars in behavioral science explain how money can buy happiness—if you follow five core principles of smarter spending. If you think money can’t buy happiness, you’re not spending it right. Two rising stars in behavioral science explain how money can buy happiness—if you follow five core principles of smarter spending. Happy Money offers a tour of new research on the science of spending. Most people recognize that they need professional advice on how to earn, save, and invest their money. When it comes to spending that money, most people just follow their intuitions. But scientific research shows that those intuitions are often wrong. Happy Money explains why you can get more happiness for your money by following five principles, from choosing experiences over stuff to spending money on others. And the five principles can be used not only by individuals but by companies seeking to create happier employees and provide “happier products” to their customers. Elizabeth Dunn and Michael Norton show how companies from Google to Pepsi to Crate & Barrel have put these ideas into action. Along the way, the authors describe new research that reveals that luxury cars often provide no more pleasure than economy models, that commercials can actually enhance the enjoyment of watching television, and that residents of many cities frequently miss out on inexpensive pleasures in their hometowns. By the end of this book, readers will ask themselves one simple question whenever they reach for their wallets: Am I getting the biggest happiness bang for my buck?

Doctor Who: Wetworld

Doctor Who: Wetworld
Author: Mark Michalowski
Publisher: Random House
Total Pages: 258
Release: 2010-09-30
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1409073289

When the TARDIS makes a disastrous landing in the swamps of the planet Sunday, the Doctor has no choice but to abandon Martha and try to find help. But the tranquillity of Sunday's swamps is deceptive, and even the TARDIS can't protect Martha forever. The human pioneers of Sunday have their own dangers to face: homeless and alone, they're only just starting to realise that Sunday's wildlife isn't as harmless as it first seems. Why are the native otters behaving so strangely, and what is the creature in the swamps that is so interested in the humans, and the new arrivals? The Doctor and Martha must fight to ensure that human intelligence doesn't become the greatest danger of all. Featuring the Tenth Doctor and Martha as played by David Tennant and Freema Agyeman in the hit Doctor Who series from BBC Television.

Go Ask Alice

Go Ask Alice
Author: Anonymous
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Total Pages: 180
Release: 1999-07-13
Genre: Young Adult Fiction
ISBN: 0689832494

A teen plunges into a downward spiral of addiction in this classic cautionary tale. January 24th After you’ve had it, there isn't even life without drugs… It started when she was served a soft drink laced with LSD in a dangerous party game. Within months, she was hooked, trapped in a downward spiral that took her from her comfortable home and loving family to the mean streets of an unforgiving city. It was a journey that would rob her of her innocence, her youth—and ultimately her life. Read her diary. Enter her world. You will never forget her. For thirty-five years, the acclaimed, bestselling first-person account of a teenage girl’s harrowing decent into the nightmarish world of drugs has left an indelible mark on generations of teen readers. As powerful—and as timely—today as ever, Go Ask Alice remains the definitive book on the horrors of addiction.

Celebrate with Chocolate

Celebrate with Chocolate
Author: Marcel Desaulniers
Publisher: Harper Collins
Total Pages: 251
Release: 2011-10-04
Genre: Cooking
ISBN: 006212059X

Who can resists the lure of chocolate? In this rich new cookbook, America's No 1 expert, award-winning pastry chef Marcel Desaulniers, offers the biggest and best collection of chocolate desserts available - dozens of incredible treats of every variety, from cakes to cookies and puddings pops to pies. Going beyond ordinary desserts, Celebrate with Chocolate includes such decadent delights as Truffle Tart, Chocolate Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich Cookies, Chocolate Grasshopper Ice Cream Sandwich, Cocoa Roll, Chocolate Brioche French Toast, and more. With expert instructions and an informative section on equipment, ingredients and techniques, Celebrate with Chocolate is a chocoholic's dream come true - the ultimate must-have cookbook for every aficionado's shelf.

Cartwheeling in Thunderstorms

Cartwheeling in Thunderstorms
Author: Katherine Rundell
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Total Pages: 272
Release: 2014-08-26
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1442490632

Even a life on the untamed plains of Africa can’t prepare Wilhelmina for the wilds of an English boarding school in this “gripping, magical, and heartwarming tale of resilience, friendship, and hope” (Publishers Weekly, starred review). Wilhelmina Silver’s world is golden. Living half-wild on an African farm with her horse, her monkey, and her best friend, every day is beautiful. But when her home is sold and Will is sent away to boarding school in England, the world becomes impossibly difficult. Lions and hyenas are nothing compared to packs of vicious schoolgirls. Where can a girl run to in London? And will she have the courage to survive? From the author of Rooftoppers, which Booklist called “a glorious adventure,” comes an utterly beautiful story that’s “a treasure of a book” (VOYA).

The Erwin Nine

The Erwin Nine
Author: Hilda Padgett
Publisher: The Overmountain Press
Total Pages: 164
Release: 1993
Genre: Biography & Autobiography
ISBN: 9780932807977

In the early days of World War II, nine young men from the small town of Erwin, Tennessee (population 3,350), volunteered for service in the United States Army Air Corps, proud to defend their nation and democracy. None of them served together, and all were shot down at different times in different places. Yet, incredibly, with more than 50 prison camps scattered throughout Nazi Germany, all nine captured airmen were sent to the same one—Stalag Luft IV.

The Hungry Brain

The Hungry Brain
Author: Stephan J. Guyenet, Ph.D.
Publisher: Flatiron Books
Total Pages: 304
Release: 2017-02-07
Genre: Health & Fitness
ISBN: 1250081238

A Publishers Weekly Best Book of the Year From an obesity and neuroscience researcher with a knack for engaging, humorous storytelling, The Hungry Brain uses cutting-edge science to answer the questions: why do we overeat, and what can we do about it? No one wants to overeat. And certainly no one wants to overeat for years, become overweight, and end up with a high risk of diabetes or heart disease--yet two thirds of Americans do precisely that. Even though we know better, we often eat too much. Why does our behavior betray our own intentions to be lean and healthy? The problem, argues obesity and neuroscience researcher Stephan J. Guyenet, is not necessarily a lack of willpower or an incorrect understanding of what to eat. Rather, our appetites and food choices are led astray by ancient, instinctive brain circuits that play by the rules of a survival game that no longer exists. And these circuits don’t care about how you look in a bathing suit next summer. To make the case, The Hungry Brain takes readers on an eye-opening journey through cutting-edge neuroscience that has never before been available to a general audience. The Hungry Brain delivers profound insights into why the brain undermines our weight goals and transforms these insights into practical guidelines for eating well and staying slim. Along the way, it explores how the human brain works, revealing how this mysterious organ makes us who we are.