Hyperbole and a Half

Hyperbole and a Half
Author: Allie Brosh
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Total Pages: 288
Release: 2013-10-29
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 1451666187

#1 New York Times Bestseller “Funny and smart as hell” (Bill Gates), Allie Brosh’s Hyperbole and a Half showcases her unique voice, leaping wit, and her ability to capture complex emotions with deceptively simple illustrations. FROM THE PUBLISHER: Every time Allie Brosh posts something new on her hugely popular blog Hyperbole and a Half the internet rejoices. This full-color, beautifully illustrated edition features more than fifty percent new content, with ten never-before-seen essays and one wholly revised and expanded piece as well as classics from the website like, “The God of Cake,” “Dogs Don’t Understand Basic Concepts Like Moving,” and her astonishing, “Adventures in Depression,” and “Depression Part Two,” which have been hailed as some of the most insightful meditations on the disease ever written. Brosh’s debut marks the launch of a major new American humorist who will surely make even the biggest scrooge or snob laugh. We dare you not to. FROM THE AUTHOR: This is a book I wrote. Because I wrote it, I had to figure out what to put on the back cover to explain what it is. I tried to write a long, third-person summary that would imply how great the book is and also sound vaguely authoritative—like maybe someone who isn’t me wrote it—but I soon discovered that I’m not sneaky enough to pull it off convincingly. So I decided to just make a list of things that are in the book: Pictures Words Stories about things that happened to me Stories about things that happened to other people because of me Eight billion dollars* Stories about dogs The secret to eternal happiness* *These are lies. Perhaps I have underestimated my sneakiness!

What Was I Scared Of?

What Was I Scared Of?
Author: Dr. Seuss
Publisher: Random House Books for Young Readers
Total Pages: 33
Release: 2009-08-11
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 0375853421

Readers of all ages love Dr. Seuss's spooky and silly story about facing your fears! Featuring over 50 special glow-in-the-dark bonus stickers and a luxe, gift-worthy cover that glows in the dark and has a matte "soft-touch" finish! I was deep within the woods When, suddenly, I spied them. I saw a pair of pale green pants With nobody inside them! What's a pair of empty green trousers doing by itself in the woods? Or riding a bike through town? The narrator of What Was I Scared Of? does not want to find out. The spooky pants give him the creeps! This Seussian gem from The Sneetches and Other Stories shines on its own as it delivers a timeless message about fear and tolerance. Perfect for slumber parties and perusal by flashlight--it comes with a sheet of spooky glowing stickers bound inside as an added bonus!

We're Going on a Bear Hunt

We're Going on a Bear Hunt
Author: Michael Rosen
Publisher: Walker Books Limited
Total Pages: 34
Release: 2009-01-01
Genre: Bear hunting
ISBN: 9781406323924

We're going on a bear hunt. Through the long wavy grass, the thick oozy mud and the swirling, whirling snowstorm - will we find a bear today?

I'm Not Scared to Be Seen This Is Me

I'm Not Scared to Be Seen This Is Me
Author: Razal Koraya
Publisher:
Total Pages: 104
Release: 2019-12-29
Genre:
ISBN: 9781652634058

This is a cute I'm not scared to be seen this is me Activity Journal to Write in! Pages lined for writing, Journaling is one of the best activities for young children. Help them get started with this keepsake Memory Book for Special Thoughts, Drawings, Ideas, Doodles, Stories throughout the Year. A Fun Way to Document Every Birthday Year and Watch the Development of Your Child, New Interests, Friends, Activities and Hobbies.Encourage Children to Begin Now, to Develop Good Writing and Journaling Skills! This I'm not scared to be seen this is me gift is travel Size / Perfect Backpack Size 6 x 9, 109 Lined Pages for Writing, Drawing & Doodling in this I'm not scared to be seen this is me journal! Composition Notebook Features: 100 blank ruled white pages Duo sided wide lined sheets perfect size for your purse, tote bag, desk, backpack, school, home or work Can be used as a notebook, journal, diary or composition book for school and work Perfectly suited for taking notes, writing, organizing, lists, journaling and brainstorming Composition Notebooks are the perfect gift for adults and kids for any gift giving occasion Enjoy ...

I'm Not Scared

I'm Not Scared
Author: Dan Crisp
Publisher:
Total Pages: 32
Release: 2017-04
Genre: Cats
ISBN: 9781743635001

I'm not scared of monsters, They don't frighten me. Even the ones with scary eyes; I'd let them dine with me! Meet the bravest cat ever. He's not afraid of dreadful monsters, ugly beasts or icky creepy crawlies! He's not scaredy cat! But who's that knocking at his door?

Big Hairy Deal: A Creep Squad Novel

Big Hairy Deal: A Creep Squad Novel
Author: Steve Vernon
Publisher: Steve Vernon
Total Pages: 239
Release: 2016-12-01
Genre: Young Adult Fiction
ISBN:

So what happens when Bigfoot, the Trickster Coyote, the ghost of Sam Steele and the long-lost spirit of The Prophet, brother to the mighty Tecumseh and reincarnated in the form of a giant pink flying Winnebago go toe-to-toe with dark supernatural forces in a cross-Canada battle ranging from Cape Breton to Labrador to Thunder Bay? I'm not saying that it is going to be pretty...

When I Feel Scared

When I Feel Scared
Author: Cornelia Maude Spelman
Publisher: Albert Whitman & Company
Total Pages: 27
Release: 2002-01-01
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 0807593443

Children often feel afraid. This book, with its comforting words and illustrations, will help children address those fears and learn some new ways to cope with being afraid. First, a little bear describes some of the things that frighten him, like bad dreams or big, tall slides, or when his mother goes away. Sometimes, he just feels scared and doesn't know why! But he learns there are things he can do to make himself feel better. A "Note to Parents and Teachers" reinforces the positive messages in the book.

I'm Not Scared...I'm Prepared!

I'm Not Scared...I'm Prepared!
Author: Julia Cook
Publisher: National Center for Youth Issues
Total Pages: 33
Release: 2014-05-01
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1937870979

When faced with danger you must DO something. The teacher at the Ant Hill School wants her students to be prepared - for everything! One day, she teaches her students what to do if a "dangerous someone" is in their school. "I'll be your shepherd, and you're all my sheep, so you must do what I say. Pretend there's a wolf in our building, and we MUST stay out of his way!" "We need a great plan of action in case we start to get scared. The ALICE Plan will work the best, to help us be prepared." Unfortunately, in the world we now live in, we must ask the essential question: What are the options for survival if we find ourselves in a violent intruder event? I'm Not Scared...I'm Prepared! will enhance the ALICE concepts and make them applicable to children of all ages in a non-fearful way. By using this book, children can develop a better understanding of what needs to be done if they ever encounter a "dangerous someone."