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| Author | : Tom E. Moffatt |
| Publisher | : Tom E. Moffatt |
| Total Pages | : 1026 |
| Release | : 2024-03-23 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Nonfiction |
| ISBN | : 1738618439 |
Get the giggles now! Unleash endless laughter with I’m Completely Joking, an unparalleled 5-in-1 collection jam-packed with over 2,000 original jokes. From the timeless ring of Funny Knock-Knock Jokes to the clever quips of I’m Joking, Genius, this anthology is your ultimate source of side-splitting humour. Complete with 100 never-seen-before original jokes, I’m Completely Joking will make you the hero of humour at any gathering. Fun categories: Dip in and out at ease with 100 engaging topics to choose from. Hilarious illustrations: Entertaining artwork by award-winning illustrator, Paul Beavis, on every page. Joke-telling tips: Sprinkled with bite-sized tips to help you squeeze more laughs from your audience. The ultimate gift: Give laughter for years to come with this must-have addition to any bookshelf. Guaranteed Giggles: Whether you’re eight or ninety-eight, this laughter compendium guarantees a chuckle on every page. This amazing 5-in-1-collection includes: Funny Knock-Knock Jokes: 400+ Clean Jokes for Kids I’m Joking: 500+ Original Jokes for Kids I’m Seriously Joking: 500+ Seriously Funny Jokes for Kids I’m Joking, Genius: 500+ Big-Brain Jokes for Clever Folks I’m Completely Joking: 100 brand new original jokes Why did the dog sniff the computer? To see if its email had scent What weighs four tonnes and wears glass slippers? Cinderelephant Knock-knock, Who’s there? Howler Howler who? Howler remember all these great jokes? What happened when lion went in an elevator? There was an uproar How did the mountain know what was on the other side? It had a peak It’s time to get the giggles with this complete collection.
| Author | : Trudy Ludwig |
| Publisher | : Tricycle Press |
| Total Pages | : 33 |
| Release | : 2006-04-01 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
| ISBN | : 1582461635 |
A rare look at emotional bullying among boys from the best-selling author of My Secret Bully.D.J.'s friend Vince has a habit of teasing D.J. and then saying, Just kidding!" as if it will make everything okay. It doesn't, but D.J. is afraid that if he protests, his friends will think he can't take a joke. With the help of his father, brother, and an understanding teacher, D.J. progresses from feeling helpless to taking positive action, undermining the power of two seemingly harmless words. Trudy Ludwig takes another look at relational aggression, the use of relationships to manipulate and hurt others, this time from the boy's point of view. Back matter includes discussion questions, a "dos and don'ts of teasing" list, and a resource guide for parents and teachers. Endorsed by Full Esteem Ahead, The Hands & Words Are Not For Hurting Project, and The Ophelia Project.
| Author | : Tom E Moffatt |
| Publisher | : |
| Total Pages | : 236 |
| Release | : 2020-01-24 |
| Genre | : |
| ISBN | : 9780995121027 |
What happened when the pencils played the crayons? It was a draw Why can't cats sing in key? They always eat the tuner Why did the dog breathe into the washing machine? It was trying to clean its pants What do you call a man with a cat down his trousers? Claude Giggle yourself silly with over 500 original jokes by Tom E. Moffatt - Author of Children's Laughter. These brand-spanking-new jokes are a great way to freshen up your joke repertoire and change that broken record. Brimming with squeaky-clean family fun, amusing introductions from the author and hilarious illustrations throughout.... I'm Joking makes the perfect gift for children aged 8 and up.
| Author | : Tom E. Moffatt |
| Publisher | : Tom E. Moffatt |
| Total Pages | : 131 |
| Release | : 2021-09-01 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Nonfiction |
| ISBN | : 0995121095 |
A seriously good way to get kids reading... With a whopping 500 original jokes crammed-full of puns and word-plays, this 230-page book will get kids reading and show them how much fun language can be. They'll even improve their vocabulary and thinking skills along the way. These clean family-friendly jokes are divided into fun categories, making them easier to find and share. Brief introductions from the author explain how the jokes were inspired and constructed, and over 100 hilarious illustrations bring the jokes to life. If laughter is the best medicine, this book is a seriously good cure. Suitable for jokesters aged 7 to 107. (Side effects may include uncontrollable giggles, side-splitting laughter and incessant joke-telling.) You’ll find the following jokes and hundreds more... Where is the milk always fresher? On the udder side How do you get your arm down a toilet? U-bend it Doctor, doctor, I think I’m a library book. Okay, I’m just going to check you out What does fun do at school? Lessens Why did Snow White win referee of the year? She was the fairest of the all BUY NOW for hundreds more of the funniest jokes for children aged 8-12 and beyond...
| Author | : Richard P. Feynman |
| Publisher | : W. W. Norton & Company |
| Total Pages | : 429 |
| Release | : 2018-02-06 |
| Genre | : Biography & Autobiography |
| ISBN | : 0393355683 |
One of the most famous science books of our time, the phenomenal national bestseller that "buzzes with energy, anecdote and life. It almost makes you want to become a physicist" (Science Digest). Richard P. Feynman, winner of the Nobel Prize in physics, thrived on outrageous adventures. In this lively work that “can shatter the stereotype of the stuffy scientist” (Detroit Free Press), Feynman recounts his experiences trading ideas on atomic physics with Einstein and cracking the uncrackable safes guarding the most deeply held nuclear secrets—and much more of an eyebrow-raising nature. In his stories, Feynman’s life shines through in all its eccentric glory—a combustible mixture of high intelligence, unlimited curiosity, and raging chutzpah. Included for this edition is a new introduction by Bill Gates.
| Author | : Tom E. Moffatt |
| Publisher | : Tom E. Moffatt |
| Total Pages | : 313 |
| Release | : 2020-02-04 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Nonfiction |
| ISBN | : 0995121036 |
500+ hilarious jokes that you haven’t heard before! Unleash a tsunami of laughter with I’m Joking - the ultimate source of side-splitting humour for joke-lovers aged 7 to 107! With over 500 freshly-squeezed original jokes, divided into fun categories like Barking Mad Mischief, Nutty Giggles, and Stinky Poo Gags, I’m Joking makes the perfect addition to any bookshelf, backpack, or bedside table. I’m Joking: • 230 pages packed with jokes and illustrations • Squeaky-clean family fun for all ages • Ideal for road trips, plane journeys or family gatherings • Improves reading skills and boosts vocabulary • Perfect gift for budding comedians and seasoned jokesters alike Sneak Peak: What did the spine say as it left the room? I’ll be straight back When should you run away from a goldfish? When it’s in a tank Which keys do dogs need? Walkies What did the cat say when it hurt itself? Me ow! Get the giggles NOW with I’m Joking, the ultimate joke book for kids and families! Explore the rest of Tom E. Moffatt’s Jokingdom: Tom E. Moffatt is a master of clean, family-friendly humour, crafting joke books that make kids of all ages laugh out loud. With a knack for creating original, giggle-worthy jokes, his collections are packed with punny, easy-to-read jokes that both children and adults alike can enjoy. If you enjoy books by authors like Rob Elliott, Carole P. Roman, and Mat Waugh, you’ll LOVE exploring the funny knock-knock jokes, hilarious howlers, and witty one-liners in Tom E. Moffatt’s Jokingdom.
| Author | : Tom E. Moffatt |
| Publisher | : Tom E. Moffatt |
| Total Pages | : 135 |
| Release | : 2023-05-30 |
| Genre | : Humor |
| ISBN | : 1991161786 |
Bored of hearing the same old simple jokes? Sharpen your wit and sizzle your synapses with over five hundred big-brain jokes. Hilariously crafted from clever categories, such as Geometric Japes and Viking Vagary, these jokes will extend, enlighten and entertain even the brainiest of jokesters. Complete with brief introductions from the author and a glossary to expand your vocabulary, this book will give your brain the workout it’s been craving. So, caress that cranium, genius... it’s time for some intellectual jokes: What did Shakespeare say when writing a play about shapes? 2D or not 2D? That is the question. How do you freeze tears? With cryogenics What did the chief do when he lost an eye? He became a chef Who stopped the spread of cheesy jokes in Ancient Greece? Alexander the Grater Why were there no Vikings called Ruth? Because they were Ruthless Grab a copy now for hundreds more big-brain jokes for jokesters aged twelve and beyond...
| Author | : Jerry Seinfeld |
| Publisher | : Simon and Schuster |
| Total Pages | : 480 |
| Release | : 2020-10-06 |
| Genre | : Biography & Autobiography |
| ISBN | : 1982112743 |
The first book in twenty-five years from “one of our great comic minds” (The Washington Post) features Seinfeld’s best work across five decades in comedy. Since his first performance at the legendary New York nightclub “Catch a Rising Star” as a twenty-one-year-old college student in fall of 1975, Jerry Seinfeld has written his own material and saved everything. “Whenever I came up with a funny bit, whether it happened on a stage, in a conversation, or working it out on my preferred canvas, the big yellow legal pad, I kept it in one of those old school accordion folders,” Seinfeld writes. “So I have everything I thought was worth saving from forty-five years of hacking away at this for all I was worth.” For this book, Jerry Seinfeld has selected his favorite material, organized decade by decade. In this “trove of laugh-out-loud one-liners” (Associated Press), you will witness the evolution of one of the great comedians of our time and gain new insights into the thrilling but unforgiving art of writing stand-up comedy.
| Author | : Jem Roberts |
| Publisher | : Random House |
| Total Pages | : 482 |
| Release | : 2010-09-02 |
| Genre | : Humor |
| ISBN | : 1407087800 |
'It's a great missing piece of the jigsaw - people go on endlessly about Python and Peter Cook, which is all well and good but there's basically this great corpus of work stretching for decades - and consistently good ... A major piece of work, and universally loved.' So says John Lloyd, brains behind Blackadder, QI, Spitting Image, and so much besides - all shows with a massive debt to I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again and I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue. Together they form a body of work stretching across five decades, from Cambridge in 1960 to today's world-beating Antidote to Panel Games, a laughter-bringer which has inspired unparalleled adoration in millions over fifty series. This book tells the whole story, from Footlights to Broadway to the ferret-filled madness of Radio Prune - comedy's answer to the rock & roll revolution of the sixties. Offering an exhaustive guide to the comedy world that brought us Mornington Crescent, besides episode guides, glossaries and rare facsimiles, Jem Roberts will take the story right up to the present day, celebrating the lives of Willie Rushton, Sir David Hatch and of course, the irreplaceable Humphrey Lyttelton. With exclusive input from the Teams, plus Bill Oddie, Stephen Fry, Bill Bailey, Neil Innes and many more, this is the long-overdue authoritative, entertaining and, above all, very silly lasting celebration of an unsung comic legacy that both shows so richly deserve.
| Author | : Rob Elliott |
| Publisher | : Revell |
| Total Pages | : 128 |
| Release | : 2010-08 |
| Genre | : History |
| ISBN | : 0800788036 |
A collection of one-liners, knock-knock jokes, and tongue twisters.
