F*cking Affirmations

F*cking Affirmations
Author: Olive Michaels
Publisher: Sourcebooks, Inc.
Total Pages: 172
Release: 2023-12-05
Genre: Self-Help
ISBN: 1728281393

Embrace some f*cking positivity and put your stress behind you! Positive affirmations can inspire and elevate your day to day and this can't-miss collection is curated to incorporate swearing to help you feel motivated AF. No matter how badass you are, affirmations can help lift your spirits and elevate you to a whole new level. If you're looking for a boost of positive thinking, a new mindset, or simply some shit to shake things up and break your routine for the better, this is the book for you! With daily doses of swear-fueled and digestible affirmations, these breathtakingly badass mantras are can't miss. I am f*cking strong. I am confident as hell. I am a force to be f*cking reckoned with. Confidence is an art and it has to come from within. You can't be a badass without believing in your badassery. Ask yourself what your icons believe about themselves and how they look at themselves in the mirror. Fierce as f*ck, right? Channel that energy today and make your new mantra center around the fact that you ARE a damn force and the world is going to be made better by your impact on it.

The Totally Gnarly Adventures of the Galactically Bitchin' Comet Sweat!

The Totally Gnarly Adventures of the Galactically Bitchin' Comet Sweat!
Author: Edward Beekman-Myers
Publisher: Edward Beekman-Myers
Total Pages: 373
Release: 2009-01-30
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1434859266

Anarchy. Dissent. Love, happiness, and health for every living creature in the galaxy. These are the ideals that Declan Slocomb and his mates promote as the Milky Way's most popular rock band, Comet Sweat. Onstage, they jam out with lyrics of hope and fairness timed to a thrashing punk rock beat. Offstage, they find themselves unwitting saviors as they stumble into one misadventure after another. From forging a connection with the aurally challenged Volox to restoring communal harmony to the oppressed worker drones of Beeveetee, Comet Sweat spreads its influence to every corner of the galaxy...which is what makes them so incredibly bitchin'! However, in the cosmic shadows lurks Vee'vee'n Klaar'ynn, a vile, manipulative, and self-serving corporate viper willing to do whatever it takes to gain full control of the entire galaxy...even if it leads to Comet Sweat's total humiliation and destruction.

The Onion's Finest News Reporting

The Onion's Finest News Reporting
Author: Scott Dikkers
Publisher: Crown
Total Pages: 178
Release: 2000
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 0609804634

The Onion is the world's most popular humor periodical. Its first book, Our Dumb Century, was a New York Times #1 best-seller and winner of the 1999 Thurber Prize for American Humor. Now The Onion returns with Volume One of the paper's greatest, most hard-hitting stories, including: --Clinton Deploys Vowels to Bosnia: Operation Vowel Storm Will Make Countless Bosnian Names More Pronounceable --Jesus Christ Returns to NBA --Microsoft Patents Ones, Zeroes --I Can't Stand My Filthy Hippy Owner by Thunder the Ferret

Nadia G's Bitchin' Kitchen: Cookin' for Trouble

Nadia G's Bitchin' Kitchen: Cookin' for Trouble
Author: Nadia G
Publisher: Ballantine Books
Total Pages: 579
Release: 2011-10-25
Genre: Cooking
ISBN: 0345531833

HAUTE OUT OF THE OVEN—BITCHIN’ KITCHEN’S NADIA G IS COOKIN’ FOR TROUBLE! Culinary It-girl Nadia G is just as skilled strutting in stilettos as she is wielding a meat cleaver. Now this Julia Child of the Net generation and host of the wildly popular Bitchin’ Kitchen TV show on the Cooking Channel brings her savvy chef know-how and rock star ’tude to glam up your dining experience. Trained at the culinary institute of Hard Wooden Spoon Whacks, Nadia says that her passion for food started in her Italian family’s kitchen, where meals became moments. In Cookin’ for Trouble, she shares recipes and cooking tips for beginner and seasoned home cooks to liven any occasion. • Back-of-the-Fridge Bachelor Brunches: Sometimes what lurks in the back of our fridge isn’t that inspiring, unless it’s been there long enough to strike up a conversation. No groceries, no problem! With just a few leftovers, whip up a scrumptious Sartu di Patate, or a Pasta Frittata that tastes like you’d planned it for days. • (Dysfunctional) Family Pizza Night: Bring your family and thighs closer together with the Giosia familia recipe for Rustica Pan Pizza, Puttanesca Panzerotti, and Traditional Italian Frittelle smothered in a creamy chocolate-nougat fondue. • Makeover Meals: We all get stuck in a rut sometimes, whether it’s the same boring dish, hairstyle, or boyfriend. It’s time for an upgrade! Turn ordinary dishes on their head with inspired crispy Tuna Sliders, smoky Chicken Risotto, and juicy Meatloaf Kebabs. • Plus Nadia’s creative menus for Hi-Speed Suppers, Girl’s Night In, Veg-Head Specials, Student Shkoff-fest, and a special chapter devoted to everyone’s favorite food group: Bacon! I know—we had you at “Bacon.” But there’s more! Loaded with gorgeous photos, more than fifty original recipes, sanity-saving “Nadvice,” a Bitchin’ Party Guide, and a hunky team of food correspondents—Panos, the Spice Agent, and Hans—Cookin’ for Trouble will take your meals from square to sassy faster than you can say “Tsaketa.”* *and for newbies, there’s an Italian Slang Dictionary!

The Once Mighty Midway Revisited

The Once Mighty Midway Revisited
Author: Irvin Cohen
Publisher: Dorrance Publishing
Total Pages: 136
Release: 2016-03-28
Genre: Poetry
ISBN: 1480962848

The Once Mighty Midway Revisited by Irvin F. Cohen The Once Mighty Midway Revisited is a short, epic poem written in the American genre. The author patterns himself in the tradition of Walt Whitman and Longfellow, as well as the English poet William Butler Yeats. For Mr. Cohen also relies heavily upon iambic pentameter, “free verse” and “enjambment.” However what makes Cohen so uniquely different is that in comparison to the former, he also appears to be quite reflective of many of the Avant-Garde poets of the past century, especially those of the Beat Movement - and in particular, of Allen Ginsberg. This is truly ironic in that there could be no greater “odd couple” than these two as to their basic philosophies and polemics. Surely this is a rather strange intersection of two diametrically-opposed viewpoints of two very distinct and disparate souls. Moreover, beyond The Once Mighty Midway Revisited’s strong cadence, meter and poetic schemata, lies a highly reflective, conservative vision of America; in particular of a vast paean to American Exceptionalism. However the author views our nation to be at a rather crucial and perilous juncture, one in which he sees our future and very existence to be in great peril. Nevertheless, even though the author paints a rather bleak and pessimistic tableau, he still remains quite optimistic; for it is in his and our national DNA to be eternally hopeful of the future and of its redemptive qualities, in spite of the many forces from within and without which are so doggedly hellbent on destroying us. And so, just as Cato the Elder warned the Roman Senate with Carthago delenda est; so too Mr. Cohen warns us with America defendenda est; again, from mortal enemies both domestic and foreign.

Blackbringer

Blackbringer
Author: Laini Taylor
Publisher: Penguin
Total Pages: 452
Release: 2007
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 9780399246302

Magpie Windwitch, faerie, devil hunter, and granddaughter of the West Wind, must defeat an ancient evil creature, the Blackbringer, who has escaped from his bottle and threatens to unmake all of creation.

The Devil Is in the Details

The Devil Is in the Details
Author: Michael Fullan
Publisher: Corwin Press
Total Pages: 185
Release: 2020-02-19
Genre: Education
ISBN: 1544317964

Develop equity, excellence, and well-being across the whole system! The world is troubled! We need to combine a moral imperative and a system transformation to survive for the better. Education is crucial to our future but needs to play a more direct role in shaping our future. The Devil is in the Details shows how we can re-think the education system and its three levels of leadership—local, middle, and top—so that each level can contribute to dramatic turnaround for education and society. The focus is on examining details to ensure effective actions are taken, rather than assuming large pronouncements and policies will drive change. Readers will find: • Details and analysis about successful systems in California, Ontario, and Australia • Ideas for how leaders at all levels can take steps to begin • Vignettes, actions and strategies that illustrate how to address equity, excellence and well-being With the goal of transforming the culture of learning to develop greater equity, excellence, and student wellbeing, this book will help you liberate the system and maintain focus.

The Quotable A**hole

The Quotable A**hole
Author: Eric Grzymkowski
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Total Pages: 256
Release: 2011-09-15
Genre: Reference
ISBN: 1440529078

Whoever said, "sticks and stones may break your bones, but words will never hurt you" never met an a**hole. Here, you'll find more than 1,200 of the most biting quotes, comments, and comebacks ever uttered, including: "I would like to take you seriously, but to do so would be an affront to your intelligence." --George Bernard Shaw "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." --Albert Einstein "If they can make penicillin out of moldy bread, they can sure make something out of you." --Muhammed Ali You won't just find quotes from typical a**holes like Winston Churchill, Joseph Stalin, and Mark Twain, either. You'll also see what happens when practically perfect folks like Walt Disney, Mahatma Ghandi, and Audrey Hepburn lose their cool. So embrace your dark side and get ready to enjoy every over-confident, over-blown, over-the-top a**hole comment you'll ever need.

Shut Up and Run

Shut Up and Run
Author: Robin Arzon
Publisher: HarperCollins
Total Pages: 285
Release: 2016-06-21
Genre: Sports & Recreation
ISBN: 0062445693

An ultra marathoner and running coach captures the energy and joy of running in this illustrated, full-color motivational interactive fitness guide and journal that will inspire every type of runner—from beginner to experienced marathoner—to shut up and run. Running isn’t just an activity, it’s a lifestyle that connects runners with the world around them, whether they’re pounding the pavement of crowded big city streets or traversing trails through quiet woods and fields. Reflecting the excitement, color, and focus of the running experience, Shut Up and Run offers tips, tricks, and visual motivation to help every runner cultivate miles of sweat, laughter, swagger, and friendship. Combining a fitness manual, training program, and self-help advice book in one, this gorgeous, four-color book—filled with anecdotes and stunning action imagery, and supported by graphic inspirational quotes—contains essential training tips for every level, including meditation and visualization techniques, that address a runner’s body and mind. Robin Arzon offers unique style tips and practical gear recommendations to help you show off your best stuff mile after mile, and tells you everything you need to know, from how to pick the best running shoes to how to get off that sofa and go. No detail is left to chance; Shut Up and Run is loaded with information on every aspect of the runner’s world, from gear and music to training for a half marathon and post-race recovery tips. Robin includes space at the end of each chapter to track your progress as you build up to your first marathon or other running goals. Designed to help readers find the information quickly and easily, loaded with practical advice, style, and attitude, this practical guide—written by a runner for runners—makes it clear that to succeed, all you need to do is shut up and run!

Croak

Croak
Author: Gina Damico
Publisher: Houghton Mifflin Harcourt
Total Pages: 324
Release: 2012
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 0547608322

A delinquent sixteen-year-old girl is sent to live with her uncle for the summer, only to learn that he is a Grim Reaper who wants to teach her the family business.