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Author | : Johan Kugelberg |
Publisher | : Dokument Forlag |
Total Pages | : 0 |
Release | : 2012 |
Genre | : Skateboarders |
ISBN | : 9789185639519 |
Skateboarding enables a rare few individuals to live a carefree life, traveling the globe for free while less fortunate others have no other option than to jump through the hoops of everyday living. I'll Kick You In The Head With My Energy Legs depicts the coming of age, travels and traits of a group of skateboarders from London, who managed to escape the grips of a nine-to-five. Each character offering a different dynamic to the ongoing story; Be it walking along the sludge covered beaches of the river Thames in search of an American visiting friend who happened to be taking an 'emergency shit' after accidentally drinking an entire bottle of laxative, or a journey to the hospital to fix a dislocated elbow, or playing with a dead pigeon. Shot over a period of three years by London born photographer and skateboarder Jonnie Craig who rose to light at the age of 18 after having been picked up by Vice Magazine. Jonnie quickly established his name within photography releasing his first book with Morel in early 2009 which proceeded to sell out shortly after.
Author | : Wanitta Praks |
Publisher | : Wanitta Praks Media |
Total Pages | : 190 |
Release | : 2019-08-24 |
Genre | : Antiques & Collectibles |
ISBN | : |
Getting crushed under a monster truck is never a pleasant feeling. If I could relive that moment, I would never have taken that route. But we never really get a second chance at life. Or do we? I want to say I died a noble death. And for that reason, I was given a second chance at life. I don’t hesitate to take the offering, outlining the criteria on my wish list. 1. Enjoy life to the fullest 2. Fall in love with a man 3. Would like to have a warm loving family 4. Eat plenty of delicious food as I was starved for most of my life growing up All is well and good, until I open my eyes to a strange new world, with four strikingly stunning men staring back at me. They said they were the four kings, in charge of governing the four nations of Alyria, and I am their queen, the overall ruler of their kingdom. But it isn’t just pretty flowers and wispy daisies. They suspect I’m not who I say I am. I live under their watchful eyes, as they literally, and figuratively, peel away every layer of my clothing to get to the real me. Trying to keep my real identity under wraps is one thing, but getting tempted by the four kings is another matter, entirely. How am I to survive in my new world? Her Majesty is Here is a reverse harem royal fantasy romance novel. It is the first book in Her Majesty and The Four Kings series. With laugh out loud moments, political intrigue, murder mystery and steamy romantic scenes, this first book ends in a cliffhanger.
Author | : Emma Haughton |
Publisher | : Usborne Publishing Ltd |
Total Pages | : 285 |
Release | : 2014-05-01 |
Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
ISBN | : 140957945X |
A mesmerizing psychological thriller inspired by a true story Three years ago, thirteen-year-old Danny Geller vanished without trace. His family and friends are still hanging on to every last shred of hope. Not knowing if he's alive or dead, their world is shrouded in shadows, secrets and suspicions. This is the story of what happens when hope comes back to haunt you. When your desperation is used against you. When you search for the truth - but are too scared to accept the reality staring you in the face...
Author | : Taylor Ellwood |
Publisher | : Taylor Ellwood |
Total Pages | : 224 |
Release | : 2019-11-27 |
Genre | : Fiction |
ISBN | : 1707702969 |
Nelson’s got a tough choice to make, if he wants to become a true superhero. Nelson and his best friend Simon have escaped the DCA prison and become members of the resistance, which is dedicated to bringing down the Superhero Bureau. But the resistance wants Nelson to do something that goes against everything he believes in. They want him to kill anyone that gets in the way of their mission… Now Nelson will be tested as never before by both the resistance and the Superhero Bureau. And he’s going to have decide what’s more important: The superhero code or his friendship with Simon. But when Nelson learns that the source of every superhero and villains’ powers is another living being that’s been wrongfully imprisoned, he’s got another tough choice to make. Nelson has to go back to the place that almost broke him. He has to go back to the DCA and discover the truth behind his powers and his identity as a superhero.
Author | : Kitty Neale |
Publisher | : Orion |
Total Pages | : 298 |
Release | : 2021-03-04 |
Genre | : Fiction |
ISBN | : 1409197352 |
The heartwrenching new novel from bestselling author Kitty Neale Can she put right the secrets of the past? London, 1939. Winnie Berry has been the landlady of the Battersea Tavern for nearly twenty-five years, and the pub is like home to her - a place of tears and laughter, full of customers that feel like family. A place where she's learned to avoid the quick fists of her husband, and where she's raised her beloved son, David. He's inherited his father's lazy streak and can't seem to hold down a job, but when war is declared Winnie is determined to keep her son safe. She's still haunted by the choice she made years ago as a desperate young woman, and she won't make the same mistake of letting her family be taken from her... But when a young woman crosses her path, the secrets of Winnie's past threaten to turn her world upside down. There's nothing stronger than a mother's love - but can it ever have a second chance? The first book in The Battersea Tavern series
Author | : Alexis Nicole |
Publisher | : Urban Books |
Total Pages | : 220 |
Release | : 2010-11-01 |
Genre | : Fiction |
ISBN | : 1599831252 |
Carl Weber brings together two popular literary divas to give readers what they’ve been asking for: stories about big, beautiful women. Age is just a number, and whoever said that full-figured women don’t know how to bring fire to a relationship was sadly mistaken. Symone Davenport is a 22-year-old college senior who has set herself up for a very secure future, but all her achievements feel more like a duty than a labor of love. Her true love is singing R&B, but she doesn’t believe her plus-size figure could ever be diva material. She settles for fading into the background in her father’s church choir. It takes the help of Jaylen Richards, the handsome new choir director to not only unlock her talent and try to bring her into the spotlight, but to unlock her heart. Janice was never thin, but the fifty pounds she packed on after her sister’s sudden death two years ago sent her way beyond the size 14 she used to be. With a gorgeous face, personality, and brains she isn’t lacking friends, but her insecurities about her weight gain get in the way of things reaching the next level with men. Flirting over the phone and via e-mail with Tony is easy, since he’s hundreds of miles away, but when business brings him to Janice’s Chicago office, she goes out of her way to avoid meeting him face to face. She assumes he’ll take one look at her and not even remember their conversations. She couldn’t be further from the truth, and soon their romance blossoms. In his arms nothing, especially size, matters; however, when lies are uncovered and things come undone, layers of Tony are exposed. Will it reveal a golden pear or a rotten apple? Did he play on her insecurities for his own selfish gain, and is he just more dead weight she will eventually have to lose?
Author | : Alyn Troy |
Publisher | : Mystic Brews Publishing LLC |
Total Pages | : 200 |
Release | : 2020-05-30 |
Genre | : Fiction |
ISBN | : |
A duo of deceased demanding justice. A ghost-whispering barista. Can she stop peril from percolating through her picturesque town? Coffee connoisseur April Storm can’t wait to knock the socks off an acclaimed fae food critic. She’s even called in a world-class-barista friend from America to help WOW! the critic. But just as she proudly finishes polishing her Welsh café’s cups, the anxious witch is horrified to find the critic’s archnemesis dead in a nearby alley. She has to hide the magic of her village from her American friend while the deceased demands answers. It’s up to April to filter through her town’s suspects and roast the Killer. Trouble is also brewing next door at Black Bart’s pirate reunion. The quiet village gets a double shot of murder when a sailor meets his doom. The main suspects are one of April’s new pirate friends, or a long-dead undead pirate returned from Davy Jone’s locker. April prefers it to be neither. Add in the usual trouble from her over-caffeinated snarky feline, and how the local inspector is eyeing her American friend as a prime suspect in at least one of the murders, April fears her small community’s reputation will end up in the dregs. But when yet another body stuns the town, this java girl races to scorch the assassin before another deadly déjà-brew. Can April earn a Michelin star in serving up justice? A Double Shot of Ghosts is the action-packed third book in the charismatic Mystic Brews cozy mystery series. If you like sassy heroines, investigative misfits, and crime served with perfect crema, then you’ll love Alyn Troy’s cappuccino caper. Buy A Double Shot of Ghosts for a strong cup of intrigue today!
Author | : Gwendolynn Hummel |
Publisher | : Xlibris Corporation |
Total Pages | : 300 |
Release | : 2012-09-13 |
Genre | : Fiction |
ISBN | : 1479703362 |
If the human race stood on the brink of extinction and you knew how to bring them back, how hard would you fi ght to save them? Blade is one of the few survivors of the Alter. She and her friends are the only ones that have ever escaped, and they are the only ones that can save the world from Ludicrous. Ludicrous, the man that created the Alter, the man that is seeking to recreate the world to fi t his vision of perfection by wiping out the humans and replacing them with machines. Now, armed with unwanted super powers and knowledge that can save the world, Blade has declared the stakes of a race the human population cannot afford to lose. But, surrounded by deadly betrayals and complicated love stories, it only becomes harder for Blade to realize the truth of what she has become.
Author | : Kim Richardson |
Publisher | : KR Publishing |
Total Pages | : 238 |
Release | : 2023-12-11 |
Genre | : Fiction |
ISBN | : |
They don’t want Shay. They want you. Okay, so these were not the words I was expecting, coming from my angel father Matiel’s mouth. But here they were. The Assassins’ Guild of Angels wants me dead. Fantastic. I mean, what’s a witch gotta do to catch a break these days? I can’t even go for a leisurely stroll without someone trying to off me. Worse, I have no idea why they’re hunting me. But you know what they say: When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. And I’ve got a whole lot of lemons to work with. I may not be an angel like my father, but I’ve got a few tricks up my sleeve too. Especially when it comes to saving my own skin. Do I run and hide from these angel assassins? Nope. I’m going to face them head-on and fight. Non-stop action and laugh out loud funny. Way of the Witch is perfect for fans of urban fantasy, mystery, slow-burn romance, and humor. Start the adventure today and escape into this world of magic, romance, and mystery!
Author | : Danube Adele |
Publisher | : Carina Press |
Total Pages | : 276 |
Release | : 2014-12-15 |
Genre | : Fiction |
ISBN | : 1426899327 |
Dr. Cecilia—Ceci—Bradford at your service. I dance, rock climb, and have mastered MMA, because just being a twenty-six-year-old doctor isn’t enough. It doesn’t keep me from remembering the terrifying night my life changed, the night my true love died. I was nearly seventeen. Life goes on, but the secret I keep is that I still talk to him in my dreams. That was getting me by until Tabron showed up—or, more specifically, until the six-foot-two brute of a Viking whisked me off to another planet because his leader is dying. And the joy didn’t end there. I’m being forced to choose a mate. The Brausa are facing extinction. Tabron has no need for a mate, himself, and he’s told me as much. Multiple times. What he does have are hands and wicked lips that stir feelings I thought lost forever. Choosing him (just to play along until I can find a way home) seems to irk him and I find this surprisingly fun. But surviving a hidden conspiracy and the dangers of this alien place might be more difficult than I could ever imagine… Book Three of The Dreamwalkers