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| Author | : Barbara Bourland |
| Publisher | : Grand Central Publishing |
| Total Pages | : 318 |
| Release | : 2017-05-02 |
| Genre | : Fiction |
| ISBN | : 1455595225 |
Every weekday morning, as the sun rose above Sixth Avenue, a peerless crop of women-frames poised, behavior polished, networks connected, and bodies generally buffed to a high sheen-were herded by the cattle prod of their own ambition to one particular building. They're smart, stylish, and sophisticated, even the one found dead in her office. When stylish Hillary Whitney dies alone in a locked, windowless conference room at the offices of RAGE Fashion Book, her death is initially ruled an unfortunate side effect of the unrelenting pressure to be thin. But Hillary's best friend and fellow RAGE editor Catherine Ono knows her friend's dieting wasn't a capital P problem. If beauty could kill, it'd take more than that. When two months later, a cryptic note in Hillary's handwriting ends up in the office of the NYPD and the case is reopened, Det. Mark Hutton is led straight into the glamorous world of RAGE and into the life of hot-headed and fiercely fabulous Cat, who insists on joining the investigation. Surrounded by a supporting cast of party girls, Type A narcissists and half- dead socialites, Cat and her colleague Bess Bonner are determined to solve the case and achieve sartorial perfection. But their amateur detective work has disastrous results, and the two ingenues are caught in a web of drugs, sex, lies and moisturizer that changes their lives forever. Viciously funny, this sharp and satirical take on the politics of women's bodies and women's work is an addictive debut novel that dazzles with style and savoire faire.
| Author | : Wrath James White |
| Publisher | : |
| Total Pages | : 104 |
| Release | : 2018-02-14 |
| Genre | : |
| ISBN | : 9781944866112 |
Poems of the erotic, the romantic, the violent, and the grotesque.
| Author | : Crystal Zevon |
| Publisher | : Harper Collins |
| Total Pages | : 484 |
| Release | : 2009-10-13 |
| Genre | : Biography & Autobiography |
| ISBN | : 0061744999 |
When Warren Zevon died in 2003, he left behind a rich catalog of dark, witty rock 'n' roll classics, including "Lawyers, Guns and Money," "Excitable Boy," and the immortal "Werewolves of London." He also left behind a fanatical cult following and veritable rock opera of drugs, women, celebrity, genius, and epic bad behavior. As Warren once said, "I got to be Jim Morrison a lot longer than he did." Narrated by his former wife and longtime co-conspirator, Crystal Zevon, this intimate and unusual oral history draws on interviews with Bruce Springsteen, Stephen King, Bonnie Raitt, and numerous others who fell under Warren's mischievous spell. Told in the words and images of the friends, lovers, and legends who knew him best, I'll Sleep When I'm Dead captures Warren Zevon in all his turbulent glory.
| Author | : Barbara Bourland |
| Publisher | : Grand Central Publishing |
| Total Pages | : 335 |
| Release | : 2019-06-18 |
| Genre | : Fiction |
| ISBN | : 1538759500 |
From critically acclaimed author Barbara Bourland, comes an "impressively intelligent thriller," nominated for the Edgar Allan Poe Award, about a young painter who tracks the mysterious life and death of her role model, uncovering strange secrets that lead to the truth of her demise (Refinery29). After a fire rips through her loft, destroying the seven billboard-size paintings meant for her first major exhibition, a young painter is left with an impossible task: recreate the lost artworks in just three months without getting caught -- or ruin her fledgling career. Homeless and desperate, she begs her way into Pine City, an exclusive retreat in upstate New York notorious for three things: outrageous revelries, glamorous artists, and the sparkling black lake where brilliant prodigy Carey Logan drowned herself. Taking up residence in Carey's former studio, the painter works with obsessive, delirious focus. But when she begins to uncover strange secrets at Pine City and falls hard for Carey's mysterious boyfriend, a single thought shadows her every move: What really happened to Carey Logan?
| Author | : Judy Sheehan |
| Publisher | : Delacorte Press |
| Total Pages | : 288 |
| Release | : 2016 |
| Genre | : Fiction |
| ISBN | : 0553512463 |
Sixteen-year-old Sarah wakes up dead at the Mall of America only to find she was murdered, and she must work with a group of dead teenagers to finish up the unresolved business of their former lives while preventing her murderer from killing again.
| Author | : Dave Barry |
| Publisher | : Penguin |
| Total Pages | : 290 |
| Release | : 2011-04-05 |
| Genre | : Humor |
| ISBN | : 0425238989 |
I'll Mature When I'm Dead is the New York Times bestseller from "the funniest man in America" (New York Times). Let Pulitzer Prize-winning humorist and nationally unrecognized voice of maturity Dave Barry make the journey to adulthood a little easier—and a lot funnier. Not everyone has to be dragged kicking and screaming through adulthood. Dave Barry will help through this process—with his hilarious takes on parenting, changing self-image, the battle of the sexes, technology, health care, celebrityhood, and even vampires!
| Author | : Roberta Morris |
| Publisher | : Xlibris Corporation |
| Total Pages | : 251 |
| Release | : 2012-10-23 |
| Genre | : Fiction |
| ISBN | : 1479716596 |
"The daughter's story is not the mother's, nor is it that of Tennysons' Lady of Shalott where freedom is suicide. No, Eliza is the author of her own fate, but with their family of five shrunk to the two of them, the mother/daughter dyad must be split. Like splitting an atom, the energy released can be explosive, though more vital than deadly."
| Author | : Alice Feeney |
| Publisher | : Flatiron Books |
| Total Pages | : 272 |
| Release | : 2018-03-13 |
| Genre | : Fiction |
| ISBN | : 1250144833 |
ALICE FEENEYS NEW YORK TIMES AND INTERNATIONAL BESTSELLER “Boldly plotted, tightly knotted—a provocative true-or-false thriller that deepens and darkens to its ink-black finale. Marvelous.” —AJ Finn, author of The Woman in the Window My name is Amber Reynolds. There are three things you should know about me: 1. I’m in a coma. 2. My husband doesn’t love me anymore. 3. Sometimes I lie. Amber wakes up in a hospital. She can’t move. She can’t speak. She can’t open her eyes. She can hear everyone around her, but they have no idea. Amber doesn’t remember what happened, but she has a suspicion her husband had something to do with it. Alternating between her paralyzed present, the week before her accident, and a series of childhood diaries from twenty years ago, this brilliant psychological thriller asks: Is something really a lie if you believe it's the truth?
| Author | : Maggie M Lily |
| Publisher | : Big Diction Publishing LLC |
| Total Pages | : 255 |
| Release | : 2020-04-16 |
| Genre | : Fiction |
| ISBN | : |
All his life, Sam has been different. He sees psychic glimpses of the future. He can't eat without feeling the food's pain. And he could sleep, but he won't. All his dreams are fire and death. All except one: the girl with the violet eyes. Adaline. All her life, Adaline has been different. She could find people, save lives, and make plants grow. Everyone loves her. But her power is too great: she hurts those she touches and destroys those she speaks to. So she doesn't speak, doesn't touch. She needs a Circle to hold her power, or she'll be overwhelmed by it. There's only one Circle out there strong enough to help Adaline, and it's about time they get some answers. But they've got to get to her first. The Center is the third book in the bestselling Building the Circle series. Start with The Call if you're ready to fall in love with the whole Trellis family. And if you're all caught up? This is the one you've been waiting for. This is Sam's story. The Center is the witch-y, magical, love-at-first-kiss story of your paranormal dreams. It's steamy, sassy, and oh-so-heartwarming. You'll love Sam, you'll ache for Adaline, and you'll laugh yourself silly at the hilarious antics of the ever-growing Trellis family.
| Author | : Jennette McCurdy |
| Publisher | : Simon and Schuster |
| Total Pages | : 320 |
| Release | : 2022-08-09 |
| Genre | : Biography & Autobiography |
| ISBN | : 1982185848 |
* #1 NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER * #1 INTERNATIONAL BESTSELLER * MORE THAN 2 MILLION COPIES SOLD! A heartbreaking and hilarious memoir by iCarly and Sam & Cat star Jennette McCurdy about her struggles as a former child actor—including eating disorders, addiction, and a complicated relationship with her overbearing mother—and how she retook control of her life. Jennette McCurdy was six years old when she had her first acting audition. Her mother’s dream was for her only daughter to become a star, and Jennette would do anything to make her mother happy. So she went along with what Mom called “calorie restriction,” eating little and weighing herself five times a day. She endured extensive at-home makeovers while Mom chided, “Your eyelashes are invisible, okay? You think Dakota Fanning doesn’t tint hers?” She was even showered by Mom until age sixteen while sharing her diaries, email, and all her income. In I’m Glad My Mom Died, Jennette recounts all this in unflinching detail—just as she chronicles what happens when the dream finally comes true. Cast in a new Nickelodeon series called iCarly, she is thrust into fame. Though Mom is ecstatic, emailing fan club moderators and getting on a first-name basis with the paparazzi (“Hi Gale!”), Jennette is riddled with anxiety, shame, and self-loathing, which manifest into eating disorders, addiction, and a series of unhealthy relationships. These issues only get worse when, soon after taking the lead in the iCarly spinoff Sam & Cat alongside Ariana Grande, her mother dies of cancer. Finally, after discovering therapy and quitting acting, Jennette embarks on recovery and decides for the first time in her life what she really wants. Told with refreshing candor and dark humor, I’m Glad My Mom Died is an inspiring story of resilience, independence, and the joy of shampooing your own hair.
