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| Author | : Jan Zauzmer |
| Publisher | : The Experiment, LLC |
| Total Pages | : 34 |
| Release | : 2020-09-22 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
| ISBN | : 1615197478 |
What happens when you go with your grown-up to vote? If you are a kid, you may chew over the ballot. If you are a bunny, you may hop to the polling place. If you are a piglet, you may squeal with delight when you get a sticker. And best of all, if you go with your grown-up to vote . . . you will grow up to vote yourself! Lighthearted and colorful, If You Go with Your Goat to Vote shows little ones just what to expect on Election Day—and will inspire grown-ups to be model voters.
| Author | : Worldwide People Revolution! |
| Publisher | : |
| Total Pages | : 68 |
| Release | : 2020-01-22 |
| Genre | : |
| ISBN | : |
Guess what? Another Election Deception is soon coming up, when X-number of Poor Deceived People will run to the Polls to "VOTE for The GOAT!" Awe, not so ― they will Vote for a Bully Elephant, or even for an Independent Jackass: beCause they never even Heard of the Multicolored Mountain Goat from Angel Ridge, at King's Mountain, Kentucky, who Stands Firm on 4 Strong Legs of Truth, Wisdom, Freedom and Justice, who Challenges anyone to Butt Heads with him: beCause he Knows for a Fact that he will WIN. But, if you Doubt it, just Study: "The CONDENSED Version of MARK TWAIN Races for the PRESIDENCY with a Landslide VICTORY!" (The 2020 Presidential Candidates Desperately Need Some STRONG Undefeatable COMPETITION!) By The Worldwide People's Revolution!(R), Book 033B, which is a Companion Book of this Good Book, which tells about a Brand-new Political Party, which has "Guaranteed Solutions" for our Massive Problems, which is WHY that Amazon.com offers a ONE-MILLION-DOLLAR REWARD to anyone on this Good Earth, who can Prove our Selected King's Solutions to be Unworkable, or just Unreasonable. Yes, he is the KING of the Mountains, you might say, and he is Willing to BUTT HEADS with anyone who Believes that he (the Challenger) has Better Solutions for our Massive Problems, including those Election Deceptions, whereby the really Important Issues are just Ignored by the Masses of Ignorant People. For Example, those "GLORIOUS Swanky Hotels Castles and Fortresses" will Solve more than 5,000 Problems, just by their Designs, alone; but, you do not See that Issue on any Ballots to Vote for them. Indeed, you would have to take some Time to STUDY them, whereby you might Understand WHY that they should be on all Ballots for all People to Vote for, including 12-year-old Children, who are going to Inherit this Capitalist Disaster with its Mountains of Needless TRASH ― not to Mention Radical Climate Changes, Endless DEBTS, Drug Addictions, Obesity, and whatever else makes this such a "Great Nation" of Deceived SLAVES of Various Kinds and Colors!
| Author | : Gwyn Jones |
| Publisher | : |
| Total Pages | : |
| Release | : 2020-10 |
| Genre | : |
| ISBN | : 9781953058058 |
| Author | : Jane Addams |
| Publisher | : |
| Total Pages | : 486 |
| Release | : 1914 |
| Genre | : Women |
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| Author | : Dan Yaccarino |
| Publisher | : Knopf Books for Young Readers |
| Total Pages | : 41 |
| Release | : 2015-06-30 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
| ISBN | : 0385753276 |
Two best friends visit the state fair in this tale of courage and corn dogs! Billy and Goat are best friends, but they have different styles. Billy likes to smell the roses—Goat likes to eat them! So it’s no surprise that they have different ideas of how to enjoy the state fair. For Billy, the crowds and the noise are pretty intimidating. He’s happy to wait in the livestock pens until the best-goat contest begins. But Goat’s not one to sit when he could run. Faster than you can say butter sculpture, Goat’s out of the pen and leading Billy on a merry chase past rides, games, contests, and exhibits. When Billy finally catches up to him—on the biggest float of the parade!—he’s relieved, but also amazed. The fair is awesome! They may have missed Goat’s chance to win best in show, but for Billy it’s never been more clear—his best friend is the best goat ever!
| Author | : Jennie Grant |
| Publisher | : Mountaineers Books |
| Total Pages | : 378 |
| Release | : 2012-10-03 |
| Genre | : House & Home |
| ISBN | : 1594857008 |
CLICK HERE to download the chapter called "Legalizing Goats In Your City" from City Goats Time Magazine calls author Jennie Grant the, "godmother of goat lovers." * Explains the how-to and benefits of keeping and raising milking goats on your city lot * Get a healthy source of milk, as well as a hobby that will change your life * Longtime urban goat keeper Jennie Grant is an experienced city goat farmer and Goat Justice activist JENNIE GRANT is your average 40-something mother with a bungalow in Seattle's leafy Madrona neighborhood, a happy middle-school child, a tolerant husband, and a pug named Eddie. She also happens to keep chickens and two milking goats, Snowflake and Eloise, and is regionally known as the passionate founder of the Goat Justice League. Since Grant began keeping milking goats several years ago, she has learned firsthand the remarkable benefits and beauty of keeping goats -- how much healthier and easier to maintain a yard with goats can be, the tolerance levels of neighbors, the health benefits of non-industrial foods, and how interacting with goats inspires a connection with nature. City Goats: The Goat Justice League's Guide to Urban Goat Keeping is her step-by-step guide to raising a pair of dairy goats in your urban or suburban backyard, from learning city zoning requirements and selecting goats to setting up your yard, building a goat shed, feeding and caring, kidding, and milking. Practical and at times comical (just like a goat!), connected both to nature and the city, and slightly rebellious -- City Goats: The Goat Justice League's Guide to Urban Goat Keeping is a book for gardeners, people committed to eating locally, and anyone who has ever pondered joining the backyard goat revolution.
| Author | : Paul Czajak |
| Publisher | : Picture Book |
| Total Pages | : 0 |
| Release | : 2023-12-15 |
| Genre | : |
| ISBN | : 9781098253455 |
Monster decides to run for president, and his campaign encourages kids to take a stand and fight for what they believe in. Aligned to Common Core Standards and correlated to state standards. Picture Books is an imprint of Spotlight, a division of ABDO.
| Author | : P. J. O'Rourke |
| Publisher | : Open Road + Grove/Atlantic |
| Total Pages | : 279 |
| Release | : 2010-10-05 |
| Genre | : Humor |
| ISBN | : 0802196268 |
“[A] merciless but often humorous look at the shortcomings of American politics” by the #1 New York Times–bestselling author of Parliament of Whores (Booklist). Don’t Vote: It Just Encourages the Bastards is a brilliant, disturbing, hilarious, and sobering look at why politics and politicians are a necessary evil—but only just barely necessary. Read P. J. O’Rourke on the pathetic nature of our attempts to govern ourselves and laugh through your tears or—what the hell—just laugh. “Whether readers agree with O’Rourke’s politics or not, his style is funny, cutting, and insightful.” —Booklist “P. J. O’Rourke is like S. J. Perelman on acid.” —Christopher Buckley “The funniest writer in America.” —The Wall Street Journal
| Author | : Jan Zauzmer |
| Publisher | : The Experiment |
| Total Pages | : 40 |
| Release | : 2022-02-15 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
| ISBN | : 1615198385 |
"Maxine takes her pets to the vet to teach young readers that vaccines aren't scary-and they keep us well"--
| Author | : Steve Gilliland |
| Publisher | : Advantage Media Group |
| Total Pages | : 149 |
| Release | : 2013-06 |
| Genre | : Body, Mind & Spirit |
| ISBN | : 1599324202 |
Hide Your Goat is for every person who has ever said, "Why me?" It is for every person who feels like everywhere you turn, you meet problems, obstacles, difficulties - large ones, small ones, all sizes. Filled with thought-provoking questions, ideas and solutions, this book will help you stay positive while dealing with life's disappointments and the negativity that encompasses our society. Whereas, you can't change the people and circumstances that try to get your goat, Hide Your Goat will help you stay positive when negativity surrounds you. The book focuses on six core principles. * The Courage to Recognize Who You Are * The Strength to Accept Where You Have Been * The Wisdom to Discern Where You Are Heading * The Knowledge to Acquire What it Takes To Get There * The Awareness to Exclude Who Is Stopping You * The Power to Change What Holds You Back Hide Your Goat makes you aware of how your daily life intersects with a diverse group of people from different backgrounds, opinions and personalities. This book will make you think about yourself and dive deep below the surface to uncover feelings, thoughts and emotions that expose your goat. Regardless of its origin, the expression "gets my goat" is something that resonates with all of us. The fast-paced and stress-filled schedules we maintain "open the gate" to allow people and circumstances to "get our goat." It's time to discover, herd, teach, feed, gate, exercise and in the end, Hide Your Goat!
