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| Author | : Skip Calhoun |
| Publisher | : iUniverse |
| Total Pages | : 186 |
| Release | : 2008-10 |
| Genre | : Biography & Autobiography |
| ISBN | : 0595490859 |
"A lighthearted glimpse into the life of the man who rose from abject poverty to become designer of the world's finest veneer tools and gauges"--Cover.
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| Publisher | : Trafford Publishing |
| Total Pages | : 246 |
| Release | : 2005 |
| Genre | : |
| ISBN | : 1412058414 |
| Author | : David Daniels |
| Publisher | : Xlibris Corporation |
| Total Pages | : 139 |
| Release | : 2010-02-19 |
| Genre | : Fiction |
| ISBN | : 146282255X |
The Boss was up to his old tricks again. David stumbled upon trouble when he stopped for a truck that broke down on the highway. The detective was unaware that there were illegal objects that were being transported over state lines. The officer that hauled him away wasnt who Terry thought he was and her mouth started to get her into trouble. All she wanted to do is take a second honeymoon with her husband and get his health under control before it was too late. Terry did what she could to get the situation under control and had the whole town to help her out. David received a new injury from trying to escape from a serious miss-justice. The woman that was helping him had something stuck in her head. She thought that this was the one person that she would spend the rest of her life with. David stood his ground and did what he could to hold his morals. Everything falls together for the detective when he finds out the real truth to this story.
| Author | : Geoff Tibballs |
| Publisher | : Robinson |
| Total Pages | : 568 |
| Release | : 2012-03-01 |
| Genre | : Humor |
| ISBN | : 1780337221 |
With over 10,000 entries, arranged by topic and fully indexed, here is a giant new collection of witticisms and wisecracks for the 21st century. If you're looking for a bon mot for an after-dinner talk, struggling to put the finishing touches to a wedding speech or just want to cheer yourself and your mates up, this fabulous fat book provides all you'll ever need. Entries range from insults, put-downs, gags and one-liners to homespun philosophy, witty proverbs, movie quotes and graffiti. Among the contributors featured are Woody Allen, Dave Barry, P. J. O'Rourke, Winston Churchill, Will Rogers, Jay Leno, P. G. Wodehouse, Bill Cosby, W. C. Fields, Oscar Wilde, Spike Milligan, Groucho Marx, George Bernard Shaw and many more. Never be stuck for a good line again! 'Always read something that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.' P. J. O'Rourke 'I'm sure sex wouldn't be as rewarding as winning the World Cup. It's not that sex isn't good, but the World Cup is every four years and sex is not.' Ronaldo
| Author | : H. K. Hummel |
| Publisher | : Bloomsbury Publishing |
| Total Pages | : 369 |
| Release | : 2018-11-15 |
| Genre | : Language Arts & Disciplines |
| ISBN | : 1350019909 |
Short-Form Creative Writing: A Writer's Guide and Anthology is a complete introduction to the art and craft of extremely compressed works of imaginative literature. H. K. Hummel and Stephanie Lenox introduce both traditional and innovative approaches to the short form and demonstrate how it possesses structure, logic, and coherence while simultaneously resisting expectations. With discussion questions, writing prompts, flash interviews, and illustrated key concepts, the book covers: - Prose poetry - Flash fiction - Micro memoir - Lyric essay - Cross-genre/hybrid writing . . . and much more. Short-Form Creative Writing also includes an anthology, offering inspiring examples of short-form writing in all of the styles covered by the book, including work by Charles Baudelaire, Italo Calvino, Lydia Davis, Grant Faulkner, Ilya Kaminsky, Jamaica Kinkaid , and many others.
| Author | : Milton Berle |
| Publisher | : Crown |
| Total Pages | : 674 |
| Release | : 1992-01-28 |
| Genre | : Humor |
| ISBN | : 0517587165 |
One of the legends of show biz delves into his personal treasury of jokes ("The most comprehensive storehouse of 20th-century humor in the world"--Los Angeles Magazine) to present the most astounding array of one-liners, anecdotes, quips, and gags ever published. Line drawings.
| Author | : Todd Millick |
| Publisher | : Rowman & Littlefield |
| Total Pages | : 171 |
| Release | : 2016-06-01 |
| Genre | : Humor |
| ISBN | : 076186783X |
Nasty, Brutish, and Short is a collection of irreverent essays about life overseas. The author no longer has to hold his tongue about his experiences—which means it’s payback time. He now speaks his mind about all the strange people and places he has encountered around the world over the last twenty years. And he takes the reader on a funny and endearing jaunt to a dozen countries, from England to Egypt, and Afghanistan to Haiti, answering crucial questions like Why are Pakistani driving ranges so dangerous? And, How long can Bulgarians actually hold a grudge? Unlike other foreign travel books, the author isn’t just passing through. He has lived in these dangerous and difficult places, often for years at a time. He knows their people, streets, and customs like the back of his hand. It was part of his job. Sometimes his life depended on it.
| Author | : Brian Jones |
| Publisher | : Standard Publishing |
| Total Pages | : 228 |
| Release | : 2008 |
| Genre | : Religion |
| ISBN | : 9780784721520 |
An unforgiving heart ruins relationships. In these confessions from the author's own struggle, readers can find hope and strength for finally getting rid of the gorilla in their lives.
| Author | : Bradley Harris Dowden |
| Publisher | : Bradley Dowden |
| Total Pages | : 516 |
| Release | : 1993 |
| Genre | : Critical thinking |
| ISBN | : 9780534176884 |
This book is designed to engage students' interest and promote their writing abilities while teaching them to think critically and creatively. Dowden takes an activist stance on critical thinking, asking students to create and revise arguments rather than simply recognizing and criticizing them. His book emphasizes inductive reasoning and the analysis of individual claims in the beginning, leaving deductive arguments for consideration later in the course.
