I Should Have Just Stayed Home

I Should Have Just Stayed Home
Author: Roger Rapoport
Publisher: RDR Books
Total Pages: 292
Release: 2003
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 9781571430960

Yes, the co-pilot on this morning's flight moonlights as a barber. There was a little explosion outside the lobby of your hotel. One wall of your hotel room just disappeared. The maitre d' was just arrested under the Patriot Act. And there's a gumball flasher showing up in your rear view mirror. Chill, baby. Just sit back, relax and be glad you weren't with...

the List

the List
Author: Susan Barbaro
Publisher: EI Alliance
Total Pages: 196
Release: 2018-11-10
Genre: Sports & Recreation
ISBN:

The List is the story of one woman’s journey to find out what life is really about. Unexpected circumstances and one could say “fate,” lead Mallory on a ride which forces her to see who she really is. Now, with that knowledge, she is left asking: “How do I continue to live in the life I had?” Mallory’s story includes her relationship with her children and the life she had, romance, sex, fun escapades, snowmobiles and a life and death adventure that leads her to a better understanding of who she is and is becoming. She learns to be more fearless, more courageous and most difficult of all, more self-empowered to be truly alive. She is like all of us. Engage in her story and find that part of you that has been waiting to awaken!

I Should Have Been Dead and Gone

I Should Have Been Dead and Gone
Author: Patricia Whiting
Publisher: Covenant Books, Inc.
Total Pages: 263
Release: 2022-04-05
Genre: Biography & Autobiography
ISBN: 163814382X

This is the first book I have written. The Lord has been gently prodding me to write it for twenty years. I simply could not bring myself to do so. There is quite a bit of danger and violence in this book. I Should Have Been Dead and Gone is the true story of my life, beginning around four years old. Every incident is true, although names and cities have been changed for privacy reasons. I received a lot of healing as I wrote my life story. I wrote this book entirely as the Lord told me to. It was written to give someone hope and encouragement that you too will make it through dark times in your life. If just one person is helped in any way, then my prayer has been answered.

I Just Want My Pants Back

I Just Want My Pants Back
Author: David Rosen
Publisher: Crown
Total Pages: 242
Release: 2007-08-07
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 0767928504

Now a new MTV series, from acclaimed director and executive producer Doug Liman (“Mr. and Mrs. Smith, “Swingers,” “Go,” “Bourne Identity”) Jason Strider is a twentysomething young man in the city, with an English degree from an Ivy League university, a very small apartment in the West Village, a vapid job as a receptionist at a casting agency—and no particular idea what to do with his life. On most evenings, Jason gets stoned and goes out, sometimes with his party-hearty school chum Tina and sometimes alone in the immemorial male quest to get laid or, if not, get hammered enough to really regret it the next day and be late for work. Then one night Jason has athletic, appliance-assisted intercourse with a cute girl named Jane—and ends up lending her his Dickies jeans. Many, many e-mails and text messages later, he is unable to reconnect with her and is reduced to the plaint “I just want my pants back.” How he does, in a most unexpected way, find those pants, and how maturity and mortality come to enter his slacker’s existence, form the matter of this smart, raunchily comic, and finally affecting first novel.

The Time of Your Life

The Time of Your Life
Author: Kaileen Korsten
Publisher: Lulu.com
Total Pages: 230
Release: 2014-05-11
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1312182512

She trips over nothing, is smarter than the average high school student, and frankly couldn't care less about guys.Sure, Kaitlyn has her crazy friends. They are there for her when her parents are not and get her through all the drama that is high school. But when Bryant walks into Kaitlyn's life and shows her what love really is, she forgets all her worries, her cares and her friends.One rainy night rips Kaitlyn's world apart. Bryant and her friends are gone and her mother is about to walk out the front door forever.Where is God in all of this?High school. The time of your life.

Cape Cod Noir

Cape Cod Noir
Author: David L. Ulin
Publisher: Akashic Books
Total Pages: 225
Release: 2011
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1936070979

Los Angeles Times book critic David L. Ulin has been holidaying in Cape Cod, Massachusetts, every summer since he was a boy. He knows the terrain inside out - enough to identify the squalid underbelly of this allegedly idyllic location. His editing prowess is a perfect match for this fine volume. Features brand-new stories by David L. Ulin, Ben Greenman, Lizzie Skurnick, Dana Cameron, Jedidiah Berry, Paul Tremblay, Vincent McCaffery, Seth Greenland, Kaylie Jones, Adan Mansbach, Elyssa East, Fred Leebron, William Hastings and others.

Ron

Ron
Author: Las Chance
Publisher: Author House
Total Pages: 487
Release: 2011-11-09
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1467060739

Ron, Owen and Nathan are brothers who happened to be triplets as well. While they were teenagers they created a silly game to fool people who were not aware that there were three boys not just one. They never expected that playing that silly childhood game one more time would change their lives forever.

She Who Shops

She Who Shops
Author: Joanne Skerrett
Publisher: Kensington Books
Total Pages: 356
Release: 2006-04
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 9780758208576

While trying to fit in at Boston University, Weslee Dunster, trading in her sensible clothes for designer duds, befriends a wealthy Boston party girl who takes her on a wild ride through high society where she loses control. Reprint.

The Feline Gaze

The Feline Gaze
Author: Sophie Stern
Publisher: Sophie Stern
Total Pages: 163
Release:
Genre: Fiction
ISBN:

The rules are simple: 1) Don't get attached. 2) Don't fall in love. 3) One night only. No matter what. Cassidy Cambridge has made a name for herself by following these rules. She hasn't let herself get distracted by her growing desire for a mate. She hasn't allowed herself to fall for any man at all, but when she finds herself in need of a date for her cousin's wedding, every rule she's ever followed is about to go out the window. A dating mixer gone wrong leads to a chance encounter with someone who is entirely wrong for her, but Matthew isn’t a tiger like Cassidy. He’s a lion whose company could have an incredible impact on their shared community. Is Cassidy ready for that? Is he?

Sober.House. (My Story)

Sober.House. (My Story)
Author: Mallory Neuberger
Publisher: Page Publishing Inc
Total Pages: 382
Release: 2020-11-09
Genre: Biography & Autobiography
ISBN: 164462396X

Raising her two beloved children in downtown Manhattan, Mallory Neuberger was living a double life: holding down a successful career, running marathons, eating healthy, married to a wonderful new husband, and hiding a soul-crushing drug addiction from everyone she loved. As the daughter of an alcoholic mother, Mallory learned to hide things at an early age. So when she found herself unable to stop snorting cocaine or find a solution, she was resigned to dying alone with her secret addiction.