I Shaved My Legs for This?!

I Shaved My Legs for This?!
Author: Sonja Hill
Publisher:
Total Pages: 274
Release: 2016-04-30
Genre:
ISBN: 9780997368727

Sunny Hill was constantly finding herself in unusual situations as she was meeting men. She would share her hilarious stories with her girlfriends who would have tears running down their legs laughing at Sunny's encounters with her flavors of the week. From Ri'chard whom she met standing under the Eiffel Tower to the Surgeon in Raleigh with whom she kept a virtual relationship for 7 years to Stacy, her cougar catch 16 years younger - there was always a story that could only happen to Sunny. Regardless of how long she endured the wrong Mr. Right - 7 minutes or 7 years her question begged. Did I Shave My Legs for THIS?!

Boot Camp

Boot Camp
Author: Luci Branco
Publisher: FriesenPress
Total Pages: 522
Release: 2024-08-02
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1039179908

Danielle is the classic girl- next- door, minding her own business both at home and at the office. But she’s about to turn thirty, still single, and her sisters have decided she needs to be shaken out of her quiet life. What better way than at a weeklong paintball boot camp? Determined to have a good time, Danielle is thrown off her game when she meets the handsome team captain, Trevor. After breaking up with his cheating girlfriend of five years, Trevor is having trouble trusting women. Coerced into joining a paintball boot camp by his best friend, Trevor wants nothing to do with anyone of the opposite sex...until he catches the eye of the sleek and poised team's head cook, Danielle. Could she be the one to turn him back onto romance? As Danielle finds herself battling more that flying paintballs, Trevor struggles to bring home the win for the team—and for himself. With a lot of laughter, some secretive gatherings, and the power of prayer to fend off an unlikely saboteur, can these two young people find their way to each other—and the love they deserve?

Rodham

Rodham
Author: Curtis Sittenfeld
Publisher: Random House Trade Paperbacks
Total Pages: 465
Release: 2021-06-01
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 0399590935

NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER • From the author of American Wife and Eligible . . . He proposed. She said no. And it changed her life forever. “A deviously clever what if.”—O: The Oprah Magazine “Immersive, escapist.”—Good Morning America “Ingenious.”—The New York Times NAMED ONE OF THE BEST BOOKS OF THE YEAR BY The New Yorker • NPR • The Washington Post • Marie Claire • Cosmopolitan (UK) • Town & Country • New York Post In 1971, Hillary Rodham is a young woman full of promise: Life magazine has covered her Wellesley commencement speech, she’s attending Yale Law School, and she’s on the forefront of student activism and the women’s rights movement. And then she meets Bill Clinton. A handsome, charismatic southerner and fellow law student, Bill is already planning his political career. In each other, the two find a profound intellectual, emotional, and physical connection that neither has previously experienced. In the real world, Hillary followed Bill back to Arkansas, and he proposed several times; although she said no more than once, as we all know, she eventually accepted and became Hillary Clinton. But in Curtis Sittenfeld’s powerfully imagined tour-de-force of fiction, Hillary takes a different road. Feeling doubt about the prospective marriage, she endures their devastating breakup and leaves Arkansas. Over the next four decades, she blazes her own trail—one that unfolds in public as well as in private, that involves crossing paths again (and again) with Bill Clinton, that raises questions about the tradeoffs all of us must make in building a life. Brilliantly weaving a riveting fictional tale into actual historical events, Curtis Sittenfeld delivers an uncannily astute and witty story for our times. In exploring the loneliness, moral ambivalence, and iron determination that characterize the quest for political power, as well as both the exhilaration and painful compromises demanded of female ambition in a world still run mostly by men, Rodham is a singular and unforgettable novel.

When I Fall In Love

When I Fall In Love
Author: Tamara Sneed
Publisher: Kensington Books
Total Pages: 292
Release: 2002-02-01
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 9781583142738

Commitment-shy Logan Riley, a San Francisco Police Inspector, unexpectedly finds the woman of his dreams when his neighbor, Sean Weston, a dedicated FBI agent, asks him to be her date at her sister's wedding, transforming herself into a stunning beauty, but when someone tries to destroy their newfound bliss, they must believe in the power of love to stop the enemy. Original.

My Name Is Seepeetza

My Name Is Seepeetza
Author: Shirley Sterling
Publisher: Groundwood Books Ltd
Total Pages: 107
Release: 2022-09-06
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1773068849

An honest look at life in an Indian residential school in the 1950s, and how one indomitable young spirit survived it — 30th anniversary edition. Seepeetza loves living on Joyaska Ranch with her family. But when she is six years old, she is driven to the town of Kalamak, in the interior of British Columbia. Seepeetza will spend the next several years of her life at an Indian residential school. The nuns call her Martha and cut her hair. Worst of all, she is forbidden to “talk Indian,” even with her sisters and cousins. Still, Seepeetza looks for bright spots — the cookie she receives at Halloween, the dance practices. Most of all, there are her memories of holidays back at the ranch — camping trips, horseback riding, picking berries and cleaning fish with her mother, aunt and grandmother. Always, thoughts of home make school life bearable. Based on her own experiences at the Kamloops Indian Residential School, this powerful novel by Nlaka’pamux author Shirley Sterling is a moving account of one of the most blatant expressions of racism in the history of Canada. Includes a new afterword by acclaimed Cree author Tomson Highway of the Barren Lands First Nation in northern Manitoba. Key Text Features afterword dialogue journal entries maps Correlates to the Common Core State Standards in English Language Arts: CCSS.ELA-LITERACY.RL.4.2 Determine a theme of a story, drama, or poem from details in the text; summarize the text. CCSS.ELA-LITERACY.RL.5.1 Quote accurately from a text when explaining what the text says explicitly and when drawing inferences from the text. CCSS.ELA-LITERACY.RL.6.6 Explain how an author develops the point of view of the narrator or speaker in a text.

Infandous

Infandous
Author: Elana K. Arnold
Publisher: Carolrhoda Lab ™
Total Pages: 204
Release: 2015-03-01
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 146776180X

Sephora Golding lives in the shadow of her beautiful mother. They scrape by in Venice Beach, but Sephora has always felt lucky. Then she meets Felix, and the fairy tale takes an unimaginable turn.

Poppy Shakespeare

Poppy Shakespeare
Author: Clare Allan
Publisher: Bloomsbury Publishing USA
Total Pages: 356
Release: 2008-12-10
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1596917113

Highly original and darkly funny, Clare Allan's debut novel explores the relationship between N., a patient in a mental institution, and Poppy Shakespeare, a new and disturbingly 'sane' arrival who finds herself having to feign mental illness in order to be released. There are 25 residents at the Dorothy Fish, one for each letter of the alphabet - the 'X' chair is vacant. The day hospital sits on the bottom floor of an impossibly tall tower, stretching so high into the sky that its uppermost residents can see right round the world and back in through the window behind them. The system is simple: the crazier you are, the higher up the tower they put you. When Poppy Shakespeare arrives, N. has already been at Dorothy Fish for thirteen years, and spends her days quietly, smoking in the common room and swapping medication with her fellow patients. But what happens in the next six months will change both of their lives forever. In this inventive and brutally comic novel, Clare Allan captures the familiar and sometimes terrifying idiosyncrasies of a modern institution, asking the question: who is mad and who is sane? And who gets to decide? By turns hilarious and heartbreaking, Poppy Shakespeare is a significant achievement of voice and insight.

Why Animals Sleep So Close to the Road (and Other Lies I Tell My Children)

Why Animals Sleep So Close to the Road (and Other Lies I Tell My Children)
Author: Susan Konig
Publisher: Macmillan
Total Pages: 228
Release: 2006-08-08
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 9780312332372

Susan Konig's first book offers a uniquely frank look at the modern family by "an exceptional humorist on the order of Erma Bombeck and Jean Kerr" (Library Journal). The Konigs can barely turn around in a city apartment that seems to be shrinking. With Baby #3 on the way, they take drastic measures: They buy a house and move to The 'Burbs. Countless sticky adventures ensue. In her hilariously unflinching account of motherhood and domestic pursuits, Konig shares a supermom's little secrets, from the importance of Cheerios to the truth about Bambi's mother ("she was running an errand").

The Delta Function

The Delta Function
Author: Rosa Montero
Publisher: U of Nebraska Press
Total Pages: 292
Release: 1991-01-01
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 9780803231528

In La funci¢n delta (1981), the second novel of the best-selling Spanish author Rosa Montero, the real world is as unmapped and treacherous as ever for her countrywomen, but more universal concerns impinge. Translated into English by Kari Easton and Yolanda Molina Gavil¾n, The Delta Function explores a woman's fearsøof being abandoned, of being alone, and of dying. A unique double narrative structure throws into relief time's effect on her self-identity, sexuality, and relations with others. Readers will be inspired to confront and rethink their own version of the world around them.

Once Loved

Once Loved
Author: Paul Corn
Publisher: Page Publishing Inc
Total Pages: 663
Release: 2016-03-11
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1682895092

When Alice and her family move into town, she becomes infatuated with a local man named James. She sets out to find all she can about him as her and her family begin to put down roots to stay. She quickly finds that his friends are not what they seem and they see her and her family for what they really are. Determined to be apart of James' life, she and his friends end up on the same side fighting to save his life.