I Pooped (My Stinky Log Book)

I Pooped (My Stinky Log Book)
Author: Fecal Fecal Log
Publisher:
Total Pages: 100
Release: 2018-12
Genre:
ISBN: 9781790607709

I Pooped (My Stinky Log Book) For The Bathroom, Doctor's Visits, or Gag Gift. This 8.25" X 6" 100 Page Feces Journal Log Book Is Sure To Please. Funny Bathroom Book I Pooped log book Doctor's Visit Bathroom Humor Gift Log book for Poop piddle pivot plod plow poke along pounce prance protrude prowl pursue BSN RN LPN Medical Humor Gift Notebook to log poops and take to Doctor's Visits

Coffee Makes Me Poop (My Stinky Log Book)

Coffee Makes Me Poop (My Stinky Log Book)
Author: Number Two Number Two Log Book
Publisher:
Total Pages: 100
Release: 2018-12
Genre:
ISBN: 9781790608683

Coffee Makes Me Poop (My Stinky Log Book) For The Bathroom, Doctor's Visits, or Gag Gift. This 8.25" X 6" 100 Page Feces Journal Log Book Is Sure To Please. Funny Coffee Make Me Poop Bathroom Book I Pooped log book Doctor's Visit Bathroom Humor Gift Log book for Poop piddle pivot plod plow poke along pounce prance protrude prowl pursue BSN RN LPN Medical Humor Gift Notebook to log poops and take to Doctor's Visits

My Poop Doesn't Stink

My Poop Doesn't Stink
Author: Archie Medes
Publisher:
Total Pages: 158
Release: 2019-09-06
Genre:
ISBN: 9781691323166

Track Your Poop! Track your bowel motions in this handy log book. Has space to record over 150 poops. Track all the important things you need to know about your poop for health or fun (fun? did I just write that?). A useful log for your log. Makes a great gift for Dad. (sorry Dad).

My Poop Log Book

My Poop Log Book
Author: Feces Log Feces Log Book
Publisher:
Total Pages: 100
Release: 2018-12
Genre:
ISBN: 9781790606078

The Ultimate Poop Log Book For The Bathroom, Doctor's Visits, or Gag Gift. This 8.25" X 6" 100 Page Feces Journal Log Book Is Sure To Please. Funny Bathroom Book I Pooped Doctor's Visit Bathroom Humor Gift Log book for Poop piddle pivot plod plow poke along pounce prance protrude prowl pursue BSN RN LPN Medical Humor Gift Notebook to log poops

The Day I Pooped My Pants

The Day I Pooped My Pants
Author: Philip and Cara
Publisher:
Total Pages:
Release: 2019-11-05
Genre:
ISBN: 9780464470960

We hope you enjoy this crazy children's book 'The Day I Pooped My Pants' - it's not only funny but has some positive messages for kids and parents too. Cara Jenkinson is heading towards 9 years old and has a great sense of humour. Her dad Philip is much older and also has a great sense of humour. Philip does the writing. Cara does the drawing. Together, magic happens!

The Great Stink

The Great Stink
Author: Colleen Paeff
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Total Pages: 44
Release: 2021-08-31
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN: 1534449302

A Robert F. Sibert Honor Book! Discover the true story about the determined engineer who fixed London’s pollution problem in this funny, accessible nonfiction picture book featuring engaging art from the illustrator of Queen Victoria’s Bathing Machine. It’s the summer of 1858, and London’s River Thames STINKS. What is creating this revolting smell? The answer is gross: the river is full of poop. But the smell isn’t the worst problem. Every few years, cholera breaks out, and thousands of people die. Could there be a connection between the foul water and the deadly disease? One engineer dreams of making London a cleaner, healthier place. His name is Joseph Bazalgette. His grand plan to create a new sewer system to clean the river is an engineering marvel. And his sewers will save lives. Nothing stinky about that. With tips for how to prevent pollution today, this fascinating look at science, history, and what one person can do to create change will impress and astound readers who want to help make their planet a cleaner, happier place to live.

Poop Log

Poop Log
Author: Douglas Fir
Publisher: CreateSpace
Total Pages: 152
Release: 2015-09-23
Genre:
ISBN: 9781517503444

Defecation is truly one of life's greatest pleasures. Up until now, keeping track of the ins and out of your brown beefy logs was a hit or miss affair. Now, when you throw down some brown, you can keep track of all of the intimate details. This poop log was created by Douglas "Uncle Dougie" Fir, one of the world's most eminent experts in shitting. No longer will the most important details of your turds elude you. To many great craps!

Figuring Shit Out

Figuring Shit Out
Author: Amy Biancolli
Publisher: Behler Publications, LLC
Total Pages: 210
Release: 2014-09-29
Genre: Biography & Autobiography
ISBN: 1933016469

"Your life isn't over." My dad says this. "I mean, YOUR life isn't over. Beyond the kids. You'll go on living, doing things. This isn't it." I know, I assure him. I have the kids. They need me. They're my life now. "OK," he replies, then grunts—more of a brief hum. He only hums when he thinks I'm full of shit. Shockingly single. Amy Biancolli's life went off script more dramatically than most after her husband of twenty years jumped off the roof of a parking garage. Left with three children, a three-story house, and a pile of knotty psychological complications, Amy realizes the flooding dishwasher, dead car battery, rapidly growing lawn, basement sump pump, and broken doorknob aren't going to fix themselves. She also realizes that "figuring shit out" means accepting the horrors that came her way, rolling with them, slogging through them, helping others through theirs, and working her way through life with love and laughter. Amy Biancolli is an author and journalist whose column appears in the Albany Times Union. Before that, Amy served as film critic for the Houston Chronicle where her reviews, published around the country, won her the 2007 Comment and Criticism Award from the Texas Associated Press Managing Editors Association. Biancolli is the author of House of Holy Fools: A Family Portrait in Six Cracked Parts, which earned her Albany Author of the Year. Amy lives in Albany, New York, with her three children.

Poop Fair

Poop Fair
Author: Damiano Bernardo
Publisher:
Total Pages: 37
Release: 2019-02
Genre:
ISBN: 9781795049801

Dookie is a poop munching bug in need of cash. Pierre is a praying mantis with a mind for business but a name on his head. Literally. Can these insects help one another before it's too late? Dookie is far from a typical poop-rolling dung beetle. Disappointed he didn't get an iPoo for Christmas, Dookie needs to find a way to earn some dung dollars. After a failed business venture, Dookie's luck changes when a praying mantis moves in next door. The entrepreneurial mantis turns a local diarrhea outbreak into a poop theme park wonderland the dung beetle community can enjoy. So finally for Dookie, the cash is rolling in. Pierre is a praying mantis running from an arranged marriage. He hides among the dung beetles to save his head, but his problems worsen when he and Dookie are captured and thrown into a bug circus where the main event is a live praying mantis beheading, and Pierre's head is the star of the show! Can Dookie find a way to break out of the bug circus and save his friend's head? Will Dookie ever play Angry Turds on his own iPoo? Poop Fair is the fourth book in a series of comedic children's picture books. If you like clever wordplay, gross-out humor, awesome illustrations and hidden jokes for Mom and Dad, then you'll love the latest book in Damiano Bernardo's Dookie the Dung Beetle's Stinky Adventure series. Buy Poop Fair and laugh your way through story time today!

The Other End of the Leash

The Other End of the Leash
Author: Patricia McConnell, Ph.D.
Publisher: Ballantine Books
Total Pages: 289
Release: 2009-02-19
Genre: Pets
ISBN: 0307489183

Learn to communicate with your dog—using their language “Good reading for dog lovers and an immensely useful manual for dog owners.”—The Washington Post An Applied Animal Behaviorist and dog trainer with more than twenty years’ experience, Dr. Patricia McConnell reveals a revolutionary new perspective on our relationship with dogs—sharing insights on how “man’s best friend” might interpret our behavior, as well as essential advice on how to interact with our four-legged friends in ways that bring out the best in them. After all, humans and dogs are two entirely different species, each shaped by its individual evolutionary heritage. Quite simply, humans are primates and dogs are canids (as are wolves, coyotes, and foxes). Since we each speak a different native tongue, a lot gets lost in the translation. This marvelous guide demonstrates how even the slightest changes in our voices and in the ways we stand can help dogs understand what we want. Inside you will discover: • How you can get your dog to come when called by acting less like a primate and more like a dog • Why the advice to “get dominance” over your dog can cause problems • Why “rough and tumble primate play” can lead to trouble—and how to play with your dog in ways that are fun and keep him out of mischief • How dogs and humans share personality types—and why most dogs want to live with benevolent leaders rather than “alpha wanna-bes!” Fascinating, insightful, and compelling, The Other End of the Leash is a book that strives to help you connect with your dog in a completely new way—so as to enrich that most rewarding of relationships.