I Just Want to Drink Beer and Pet My Weiner Adult Humor Dog

I Just Want to Drink Beer and Pet My Weiner Adult Humor Dog
Author: Todd LEHMAN
Publisher:
Total Pages: 112
Release: 2020-11-03
Genre:
ISBN:

I Just Want To Drink Beer And Pet My Weiner Adult Humor Dog/h3> Daily planner's motto is: "Create a simple life". This planner gives you an outlet to plan and achieve the life you love. So, to creat your own life, you will have to fill it out yourself. It also means that you can start planning your day when you're ready and using every page you bought. The best planners are standardized to make your life simpler and more balanced. And they shouldn't cost you a big price, either, considering you'll get another one next time.

I Just Want to Drink Beer and Pet My Dog

I Just Want to Drink Beer and Pet My Dog
Author: Dog Lovers Press
Publisher:
Total Pages: 100
Release: 2019-12-06
Genre:
ISBN: 9781672331241

Funny Christmas Themed Notebook and Journal This is a Journal, Planner and Notebook For Your Best Ideas daily, weekly or as often as you wish. There is plenty of space to write as much as you want, whenever you want. Start jotting down your ideas, big and small, and make your goals and dreams come true. If you want to increase the positive effects, get a copy for a friend and share to inspire each other. Small lined daily diary / journal / notebook to write in, to record your daily gratitude list, creative writing, for creating lists, for scheduling, organizing and recording your thoughts. Makes an excellent gift idea for birthdays, Christmas, sober anniversary birthdays, coworkers or any special occasion. Perfectly sized at 6" x 9" 100 page Softcover bookbinding Fits in your bag Flexible Paperback

I Just Want to Funny Drink Beer Hang with My Dog Gift

I Just Want to Funny Drink Beer Hang with My Dog Gift
Author: Jackson Antonio
Publisher:
Total Pages: 120
Release: 2020-03-13
Genre:
ISBN:

I Just Want To Funny Drink Beer Hang With My Dog Gift Perfect as a humorous present, great for any occasion where gifts that provoke laughter are appropriated. This notebook makes an affordable birthday gift, Mother's Day gift, Father's Day gift, Graduation, Christmas present, funny office gift for coworkers, desk gift for men and women, graduation gift, stocking stuffer, white elephant, Valentine's Day gift, or as a gag gift for mom, dad, wife, husband, girlfriend, boyfriend, brother, sister, best friend, stepmom, stepdad, grandma, grandpa, coworker, writer and anyone who enjoys their notebooks with a side of a little sassy sarcasm and snarky wit. It makes a great gift for anyone on your holiday gift list. Perfect size 6 x 9 has 120108 pages, High-quality binding, premium design, paperback cover, beautiful matte finish looks. It's a good size for carrying in bags, purses, and backpacks.

Getting in TTouch with Your Dog

Getting in TTouch with Your Dog
Author: Linda Tellington-Jones
Publisher: Trafalgar Square Books
Total Pages: 257
Release: 2012-02-01
Genre: Pets
ISBN: 1570765944

Translation of: Tellington-Training feur hunde.

The Summer Place

The Summer Place
Author: Jennifer Weiner
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Total Pages: 448
Release: 2023-04-04
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1501133586

From the #1 New York Times bestselling author of That Summer comes another “fun, feisty” (The Washington Post) novel of family, secrets, and the ties that bind. When her twenty-two-year-old stepdaughter announces her engagement to her pandemic boyfriend, Sarah Danhauser is shocked. But the wheels are in motion. Headstrong Ruby has already set a date (just three months away!) and spoken to her beloved safta, Sarah’s mother Veronica, about having the wedding at the family’s beach house in Cape Cod. Sarah might be worried, but Veronica is thrilled to be bringing the family together one last time before putting the big house on the market. But the road to a wedding day usually comes with a few bumps. Ruby has always known exactly what she wants, but as the wedding date approaches, she finds herself grappling with the wounds left by the mother who walked out when she was a baby. Veronica ends up facing unexpected news, thanks to her meddling sister, and must revisit the choices she made long ago, when she was a bestselling novelist with a different life. Sarah’s twin brother, Sam, is recovering from a terrible loss, and confronting big questions about who he is—questions he hopes to resolve during his stay on the Cape. Sarah’s husband, Eli, who’s been inexplicably distant during the pandemic, confronts the consequences of a long ago lapse from his typical good-guy behavior. And Sarah, frustrated by her husband, concerned about her stepdaughter, and worn out by the challenges of the quarantine, faces the alluring reappearance of someone from her past and a life that could have been. When the wedding day arrives, lovers are revealed as their true selves, misunderstandings take on a life of their own, and secrets come to light. There are confrontations and revelations that will touch each member of the extended family, ensuring that nothing will ever be the same. From “the undisputed boss of the beach read” (The New York Times), The Summer Place is a testament to family in all its messy glory; a story about what we sacrifice and how we forgive. Enthralling, witty, big-hearted, and sharply observed, “this first-rate page-turner” (Publishers Weekly) is Jennifer Weiner’s love letter to the Outer Cape and the power of home, the way our lives are enriched by the people we call family, and the endless ways love can surprise us.

Wonderdog

Wonderdog
Author: Inman Majors
Publisher: Macmillan
Total Pages: 308
Release: 2004-11-03
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 9780312331382

With Wonderdog, Inman Majors brings us the unlikely Dev Degraw, son of the iconoclastic governor of the state and former child actor on the historically bad television drama "Bayou Dog." Dev inhabits Tuscaloosa, home of the University of Alabama, ferocious wiener dogs, butter-eating contests, jackleg lawyers, and one-eyed stalkers. It's in this funky Southern milieu that Dev moves among the denizens of Tuscaloosa's local watering holes, the political bigwigs of the state capital, and the sundry elements of B-movie Hollywood. As the story unfolds, Dev is trying his underachieving best to stay out of his father's heated bid for re-election, as well as a co-star's incomprehensible plans to organize a "Bayou Dog" cast reunion. Fortunately for the reader, his efforts to remain uninvolved in the political fray and as far away as possible from his TV alter ego are foiled by one comic entanglement after another: star-crossed love affairs, a halfhearted legal practice, and an ex-wife dating a male cheerleader. As he tries to rectify past glories with more recent foibles, we come to know the Dev who, knowingly or unknowingly, gets thrust upon a career path that will at last begin to define him. The result is a tour de force of American revelry. Written with verbal energy, lyricism, and a knife-sharp eye for comedic detail, Wonderdog is a hilarious Dr. Frankenstein concoction of Henry the IV, Kingsley Amis, and John Kennedy Toole. But Inman Majors has created a comedy all his own, one that springs from a love of human speech and compassion for the minor geniuses in the dusty corners of life. Here, with Wonderdog, Majors sets out to examine the comic vagaries of the human condition. What he ends up with is a wholly original work of fiction, breathing new life into the Southern comedy along the way.

Parents

Parents
Author:
Publisher:
Total Pages: 976
Release: 2000
Genre: Child rearing
ISBN:

Her Country

Her Country
Author: Marissa R. Moss
Publisher: Henry Holt and Company
Total Pages: 358
Release: 2022-05-10
Genre: Biography & Autobiography
ISBN: 1250793602

In country music, the men might dominate the radio waves. But it’s women—like Maren Morris, Mickey Guyton, and Kacey Musgraves—who are making history. This is the full and unbridled story of the past twenty years of country music seen through the lens of these trailblazers’ careers—their paths to stardom and their battles against a deeply embedded boys’ club, as well as their efforts to transform the genre into a more inclusive place—as told by award-winning Nashville journalist Marissa R. Moss. For the women of country music, 1999 was an entirely different universe—a brief blip in time, when women like Shania Twain and the Chicks topped every chart and made country music a woman’s world. But the industry, which prefers its stars to be neutral, be obedient, and never rock the boat, had other plans. It wanted its women to “shut up and sing”—or else. In 2021, women are played on country radio as little as 10 percent of the time, but they’re still selling out arenas, as Kacey Musgraves does, and becoming infinitely bigger live draws than most of their male counterparts, creating massive pop crossover hits like Maren Morris’s “The Middle,” pushing the industry to confront its racial biases with Mickey Guyton’s “Black Like Me,” and winning heaps of Grammy nominations. Her Country is the story of how in the past two decades, country’s women fought back against systems designed to keep them down and created entirely new pathways to success. It’s the behind-the-scenes story of how women like Kacey, Mickey, Maren, Miranda Lambert, Rissi Palmer, Brandi Carlile, and many more have reinvented their place in an industry stacked against them. When the rules stopped working for these women, they threw them out, made their own, and took control—changing the genre forever, and for the better.

The Very Very Very Long Dog

The Very Very Very Long Dog
Author: Julia Patton
Publisher: Sourcebooks, Inc.
Total Pages: 35
Release: 2017-12-05
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1492675083

Bartelby is a very long dachshund who just wants a simple walk, but his bumbling bottom has a mind of its own! "Oh, Bartelby!" Bartelby is a very long and lovable dachshund who lives in a bookstore. He has a lovely set of friends who take him for walks through the city, but he has no idea that his bumbling backside leaves a trail of destruction and accidents behind him. Embarrassed that he has no control over his back end, Bartelby vows to never leave the cozy bookstore again. Can his friends help him find a way to help himself? This beautifully illustrated picture book features silly fun along with an important message: that we love our friends not in spite of their flaws, but because of them.

Pet Chihuahua

Pet Chihuahua
Author: Tressa E. Thurmer
Publisher:
Total Pages: 0
Release: 1962
Genre: Chihuahua (Dog breed)
ISBN: