Humor For Boomers
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Author | : Lisa Beth Johnson |
Publisher | : Simon and Schuster |
Total Pages | : 131 |
Release | : 2020-09-08 |
Genre | : Humor |
ISBN | : 1645177203 |
Jokes for (and about) every generation, from boomers to zoomers. Past, Present, and Future walk into a bar…and then things get tense. Fortunately, nothing can defuse tension like humor, and this book is packed with age (in)appropriate jokes for every generational stereotype. The old have been complaining about the young—and vice versa—for centuries. Whether you need a zinger for your cranky grandfather, a one-liner for your out-of-touch aunt, or a snarky comeback for a clueless millennial, OK, Boomer has it all. Enjoy . . . Jokes (How many boomers does it take to change a light bulb? Three: one to do it, and another two to talk about how much better the old one was) Riddles (Q: Why do boomers always pay with an exact amount? A: Because they’re afraid of change) Boomer Band/Millennial Mash-ups (James Taylor Swift, Fleetwood Macklemore, Steve Miller Band of Horses) Lists (Things that Still Exist Only Because of Boomers)
Author | : Glen Warner |
Publisher | : |
Total Pages | : 231 |
Release | : 2011 |
Genre | : Aging |
ISBN | : 9781926677774 |
This hilarious collection of jokes is written especially for all those Baby Boomers fast approaching their senior years. These jokes will keep you laughing for hours, that is, if you can remember where you put your reading glasses! * Sam, Joe and Ben, three boomers, go out for a walk. Sam says, ''Windy, isn?t it?'' Joe says, ''No, it's Thursday.'' Ben says, ''So am I, let?s go for a drink.'' * New pick up line: Do I come here often? * Betty and her husband Bob have been married for 30 years. On their 55th birthdays, a fairy appears before them and grants them each one wish. Betty says, ''I'd like to spend a month in Hawaii.'' POOF! Two tickets to Maui appear in her hands. Bob says, ''I'd like to have a woman 30 years younger than me.'' POOF! He is suddenly 85.
Author | : Howard Books |
Publisher | : Howard Books |
Total Pages | : 228 |
Release | : 2008-10-07 |
Genre | : Humor |
ISBN | : 9781416579083 |
The ninth book in the bestselling Humor for the Heart series, Humor for a Boomer's Heart is a collection of fifty original stories that take a humorous look at the ups and downs of all things boomer. The boomer market, one of the largest demographics in this country, is known for facing their advancing years head on with creativity, energy, innovation, and most of all, humor. Humor for a Boomer's Heart brings together fifty short, Chicken Soup-style stories, and perfect for brief readings anytime a lift is needed. Each entry is illustrated with hilarious cartoons that make the story even funnier. Baby boomers experience life as no other generation in our country's history: they are informed, enthusiastic, ready to beat the odds, and they love to laugh. These uplifting pages provide opportunities to laugh at life and inspire readers to enjoy each day to the fullest. Navigating through mid-life is an adventure that baby boomers are tackling with finesse, and Humor for a Boomer's Heart makes the perfect gift for any boomer who could use a little rest, relaxation, and refreshment.
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Publisher | : Hallmark Gift Books |
Total Pages | : |
Release | : 2012-06-30 |
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ISBN | : 9781595302465 |
Author | : Glen Warner |
Publisher | : |
Total Pages | : 232 |
Release | : 2011-06-09 |
Genre | : Aging |
ISBN | : 9781926677767 |
This hilarious collection of jokes is written especially for all those Baby Boomers fast approaching their senior years. These jokes will keep you laughing for hours, that is, if you can remember where you put your reading glasses! * Sam, Joe and Ben, three boomers, go out for a walk. Sam says, ''Windy, isn't it?'' Joe says, ''No, it's Thursday.'' Ben says, ''So am I, let's go for a drink.'' * New pick up line: Do I come here often? * Betty and her husband Bob have been married for 30 years. On their 55th birthdays, a fairy appears before them and grants them each one wish. Betty says, ''I'd like to spend a month in Hawaii.'' POOF! Two tickets to Maui appear in her hands. Bob says, ''I'd like to have a woman 30 years younger than me.'' POOF! He is suddenly 85.
Author | : Ed Fischer |
Publisher | : Adventure Publications |
Total Pages | : 91 |
Release | : 2014-02-11 |
Genre | : Humor |
ISBN | : 1591934923 |
It aches. It pains. It's getting old, and it's funny - from a certain perspective. Ed Fischer knows that only a person who's had a life of hard knocks can appreciate the sunny side of it all, and that's the reason for this book. Give someone a humor boost with hilarious cartoons, inspirational messages and a little trivia.
Author | : Steven D. Price |
Publisher | : Simon and Schuster |
Total Pages | : 116 |
Release | : 2014-08-05 |
Genre | : Humor |
ISBN | : 1629142956 |
Although no one has ever said that growing old is a zany laugh riot, humor certainly eases the path to and through one’s golden years. And here is a heaping dose of jokes and anecdotes (anecdotes for one’s anec-dotage, you might say) to lighten and brighten the day of anyone who’s reached that certain age. You and the special senior in your life will laugh at jokes about a wide range of subjects, including . . . One-Liners: “I’ve learned that life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.” —Andy Rooney Memory: A senior citizen driving on the highway received a cell phone call from his wife. “Herman, be careful! I just heard on the radio that there was a madman driving the wrong way on Route 280!” The husband replied, “I know, but there isn’t just one—there are hundreds!” Sex and the Senior: An eighty-two-year-old man went to his doctor for a physical. A few days later the doctor saw him walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm. Several days later the doctor spoke to his patient and commented, “You’re really doing great, aren’t you?” The man replied, “I’m just doing what you said, Doc—‘Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.’” The doctor said, “I didn't say that. I said, ‘You’ve got a heart murmur. Be careful.’” Belly Laughs is a “lode” of fun for the young at heart of all ages, especially the golden age. Remember this bit of sage advice: “If you laugh a lot, when you get older your wrinkles will be in the right places.”
Author | : Paul Bourassa |
Publisher | : |
Total Pages | : 182 |
Release | : 2019-11-30 |
Genre | : Family & Relationships |
ISBN | : 9781733365208 |
There's plenty of humor in what the Baby Boom generation's up to now. With a style reminiscent of Andy Rooney and Garrison Keillor, these "Musings" portray a lighthearted view of us now, with a sense of our Boomer roots. Using personal experiences, stories, and a slightly off-beat perspective, the goal is to chronicle the current Boomer Generation in a way that's engaging, humorous and uplifting.With titles like:Marty the Ant StomperThe Alley KingdomI'd Rather Have the Shingles on My RoofSex - The Revolution: We Started It! - Who Won?Catharsis - GesundheitFood and the Shoes I Would Rather Eat The Mouseketeers of Now - andThe Love Letteryou'll discover the focus isn't solely on at the past, since there's no threat that the history or lore of the Boomer Generation will ever disappear. Though, as paintings exposed to time and the elements, there's a danger the vivid colors have faded. This book emphasizes a unique approach, by looking at what's going on with this generation is now. We've never lost the ability to paint the world our way. Still, as we've traveled down our life paths, so much has gotten in the way of the expression of our Boomerism. Is there still time for it to return? In reading these musings, you'll discover that it can come back. Like a good Boomerang.
Author | : S. G. Soto |
Publisher | : Outskirts Press |
Total Pages | : 172 |
Release | : 2016-12-12 |
Genre | : Humor |
ISBN | : 9781478782995 |
As I have sat in my office solving my company's procurement woes, vendors, friends and colleagues would fax me jokes and funny stories. At first, I would read them and toss. Quickly, I decided they were too funny to throw away, so I started a file and have kept them all these years and have now felt that this is the time to share them with others of my age group. I think you will enjoy reading and sharing these lost gems as much as I have. - S. G. Soto
Author | : Lisa Beth Johnson |
Publisher | : Portable Press |
Total Pages | : 0 |
Release | : 2020-09-08 |
Genre | : Humor |
ISBN | : 9781645175209 |
Prepare for your next family reunion with jokes that give a good-natured ribbing to people of every generation. You’ll be ready to face the horde at your next family get-together with this collection of age (in)appropriate jokes aimed at people of every generation. Whether you need a zinger for your cranky grandfather, a one-liner for your out-of-touch aunt, or a snarky comeback for a clueless millennial, OK, Boomer has what you need. This collection of all-new material includes jokes such as... How many boomers does it take to change a light bulb? Three: one to do it, and another two to talk about how much better the old one was. If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to make an Instagram story of it, did it even happen? Boomer Band/Millennial Mash-ups: James Taylor Swift, Fleetwood Macklemore, Steve Miller Band of Horses.