Can Holding in a Fart Kill You?

Can Holding in a Fart Kill You?
Author: Andrew Thompson
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Total Pages: 99
Release: 2015-06-23
Genre: Reference
ISBN: 1612435076

The bestselling author of Hair of the Dog to Paint the Town Red share more than 150 baffling, bizarre, and enlightening facts in the fun trivia collection. This curious, captivating collection of trivia will surprise and intrigue readers with amazing answers to questions like: • Is Jurassic Park possible? • What causes “the shakes” after drinking a lot of alcohol? • Why do dogs walk in circles before lying down? • What makes popcorn pop? The follow-up to the bestselling What Did We Use Before Toilet Paper?, Can Holding in a Fart Kill You? has even more fun and fascinating trivia. Perfect for the ever-curious trivia lover, this book is the ultimate in truly extraordinary information. From silly to serious to outright bizarre, this expansive collection offers surprising answers and unexpected facts on everything from history and science to pop culture and nature. From the everyday to the fantastical—it's all here. “A very handy book that could honestly, save their life—or just answer all those questions they’re maybe too embarrassed to even google.” —Buzzfeed

Frank the Fart Fairy

Frank the Fart Fairy
Author: Make Believe Ideas Ltd
Publisher:
Total Pages: 32
Release: 2021-02-02
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 9781800589636

Hilarious fart fairy book with a whoopee cushion on the cover.

The Zen of Farting

The Zen of Farting
Author: Reepah Gud Wan
Publisher: Frog Books
Total Pages: 105
Release: 2003-09-11
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 1583940855

In 1993, a Taiwanese fisherman opened a chest that had been in his family for centuries. Inside, he found a manuscript which may be as significant as the Dead Sea scrolls—a manuscript which will revolutionize our thinking about the origins of Zen. Written on a rice paper scroll, the manuscript records the teachings of the founder of Zen, the Master Reepah Gud Wan. It makes it quite clear that Reepah, a legitimate teacher of Buddhism, was frustrated by the inability of his students to grasp the abstract concepts of the Buddha. In desperation, he decided to play a joke on them. He invented the Zen of Farting, confident that even the densest pupil would realize that he was making a joke and laugh at his excessive seriousness—not to mention his farts. The joke went over like a stale air biscuit. Soon, the Master had thousands of students eager to learn this brave new spiritual teaching, the Zen of Farting. Thus was Zen born, not of heaven, but of the 'ethereal child of earth.'

Fart Proudly

Fart Proudly
Author: Benjamin Franklin
Publisher: Frog Books
Total Pages: 136
Release: 2003-03-31
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 9781583940792

Meet Benjamin Franklin as you’ve never met him before . . . This hilarious collection includes the Founding Father’s satirical writings on farting, adultery, and other irreverent subjects you won’t find in your history books. A mention of flatulence might conjure up images of bratty high school boys or lowbrow comics. But one of the most eloquent—and least expected—commentators on the subject is Benjamin Franklin. The writings in Fart Proudly reveal the rogue who lived peaceably within the philosopher and statesman. Included are “The Letter to a Royal Academy”; “On Choosing a Mistress”; “Rules on Making Oneself Disagreeable”; and other jibes. Franklin’s irrepressible wit found an outlet in perpetrating hoaxes, attacking marriage and other sacred cows, and skewering the English Parliament. Reminding us of the humorous, irreverent side of this American icon, these essays endure as both hilarious satire and a timely reminder of the importance of a free press.

Does It Fart?

Does It Fart?
Author: Nick Caruso
Publisher: Hachette UK
Total Pages: 48
Release: 2019-07-11
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN: 1526361892

An explosive and hilarious look at facts, farts, and fun! Dogs fart. Cats fart. Horses fart (a lot). But what about snakes? Spiders? Octopuses? What about chimpanzees? Cheetahs? Or dinosaurs? In this gaseous guide to kids' favourite animals (and some they've probably never heard of), young readers will discover not only which animals parp, but also which have the stinkiest farts, which fart the most, and where all this smelly stuff comes from. They'll even learn which species has its own secret fart code! Perfect for reluctant readers, and with full-colour illustrations throughout, Does It Fart? is the funniest book you never knew you needed. Based on the New York Times bestseller Does It Fart?: The Definitive Field Guide to Animal Flatulence.

Does It Fart?

Does It Fart?
Author: Nick Caruso
Publisher: Hachette Books
Total Pages: 142
Release: 2018-04-03
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 031648413X

From the scientist duo behind True or Poo?, their original New York Times bestselling sensation--a scientifically precise, fully illustrated, utterly hilarious guide to animal flatulence. Dogs do it. Millipedes do it. Dinosaurs did it. You do it. I do it. Octopuses don't (and nor do octopi). Spiders might do it: more research is needed. Birds don't do it, but they could if they wanted to. Herrings do it to communicate with each other. In 2017 zoologist Dani Rabaiotti's teenage brother asked her a most teenaged question: Do snakes fart? Stumped, Rabaiotti turned to Twitter. The internet did not disappoint. Her innocent question spawned the hashtag #doesitfart and it spread like a noxious gas. Dozens of noted experts began weighing in on which animals do and don't fart, and if they do, how much, how often, what it's made of, what it smells like, and why. Clearly, the public demands more information on animal farts. Does it Fart? fills that void: a fully authoritative, fully illustrated guide to animal flatulence, covering the habits of 80 animals in more detail than you ever knew you needed. What do hyena farts smell especially bad? What is a fossa, and does it fart? Why do clams vomit but not fart? And what is a fart, really? Pairing hilarious illustrations with surprisingly detailed scientific explanations, Does it Fart? will allow you to shift the blame onto all kinds of unlikely animals for years to come.

Fart Book: The Little Boy Who Couldn't Stop Farting

Fart Book: The Little Boy Who Couldn't Stop Farting
Author: Geryn Childress
Publisher:
Total Pages: 26
Release: 2014-01
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 9780615957067

It's been called the funniest children books in the world. I'm sure parents with kids can relate to this story. This mischievous kid has made it his duty(no pun intended) to let the whole world know just how much he loves to fart, he just can't stop farting on people. I'm sure you'll all have a good laugh as you embark on this journey with "The Little Boy Who Couldn't Stop Farting."

Rough Weather Ahead for Walter the Farting Dog

Rough Weather Ahead for Walter the Farting Dog
Author: William Kotzwinkle
Publisher: Picture Puffin
Total Pages: 32
Release: 2006
Genre: Children's stories, Australian
ISBN: 9780143501954

Professor Kompressor has a cure for Walter the farting dog's "digestive Disorder." He shows Mother how to mix a special formula for Walter in his Kompressatron. But after a few days, Walter's farts are worse than ever. Father decides to mix the formula himself. "it's working!" cries Mother. "The air smells so fresh." Walter is pleased, too, until something strange happens - he blows up like a balloon and floats out the window! Will Walter's paws ever touch earth again? Plenty of laughs and cheers will arise from this story that takes Walter to new heights.

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Pfffffft
Author: Pierre Chan
Publisher:
Total Pages:
Release: 2015
Genre:
ISBN: 9780994751706

Math for Non-Asians. a Skill-Builder Reference Guide for the Genetically Challenged: 110-Page Blank Lined Journal

Math for Non-Asians. a Skill-Builder Reference Guide for the Genetically Challenged: 110-Page Blank Lined Journal
Author: Sparta Media
Publisher: Independently Published
Total Pages: 112
Release: 2019-03-28
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 9781091909908

This is a 110 page blank lined journal that makes a hilariously perfect gag gift for everyone - Mom, Dad, friends and family, male or female. If you want to make someone laugh then this is the ideal present. This notebook features: 110 pages Compact 6x9 inches Excellent and thick binding Durable white paper Sleek, Glossy-finished cover for a professional look. This Sparta Media diary is not only convenient and the perfect size to carry anywhere for writing, journaling and note taking, but will also make you someone's favorite person. If you're looking for other great gift ideas, please take a look at our other products