Hot Revenge For Hire

Hot Revenge For Hire
Author: Lili Valente
Publisher: Independently Published
Total Pages: 344
Release: 2021-05-07
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Bad breakup? That's our specialty. Trust us, post-breakup dating requires the Big O-a strong offense-usually of the extra dirty variety. Best handled by an expert.Name's Sebastian. And I make good business out of bad exes, specializing in giving broken-hearted women the sweet, hot revenge they deserve. Those whispered rumors about me and my methods? All true. I'm the chief executive mastermind of the only consulting firm that can guarantee your ex will beg you for another chance.Now, whether you end up taking the douchebag back is up to you. Frankly, I think you ladies can do better, deserve more. But either way, I aim to please.That is...until my latest client ends up being my sweet, smart, painfully-unaware-of-her-appeal assistant.Am I going to help her? Of course. Am I going to be able to let her go when the time comes?Hell no.Note: Hot Revenge For Hire is a super sexy romantic comedy entirely from the hero's point of view. Lots of dirty talk. Ridiculously fun chemistry. Banter that really qualifies as foreplay. And a swoony HEA. Enjoy!Big O Dating Specialists- Hot Revenge For Hire- Hot Knight For Hire- Hot Mess For Hire- Hot Ghost Hunter For HirePreviously titled Magnificent D. Same hot, hilarious story, just with a fresh title and cover makeover.

Ropes and Revenge

Ropes and Revenge
Author: Lili Valente
Publisher: Self Taught Ninja
Total Pages: 219
Release: 2015-04-14
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1940848423
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Two broken hearts, one chance to make something beautiful with the pieces... Eight months ago, John Lawson lost his wife. In the time since, he’s devoted himself to two things—taking care of his sons and proving that Lily’s accident was no accident. Now, he finally has hard evidence that his wife was murdered. He doesn’t have time for anything but vengeance, especially not a ghost hunter wanting to poke around his family’s ranch. Percy Styles learned about ghosts the hard way, when she was orphaned at the age of seven. She’s in Lonesome Point to document the town’s spectral activity, but finds herself drawn to widower John Lawson. For the first time in years, Percy is as riveted by the living as she’s always been by the dead. But when a night of passion becomes something more, Percy realizes John is as haunted as she is. And that the man she’s coming to love is walking a dangerous road that may end with him becoming a murderer’s next victim. The Lonesome Point Bachelors Series (each book can be read as a Standalone romance): Leather and Lace Saddles and Sin Diamonds and Dust Twelve Dates to Christmas Glitter and Grit Sunny with a Chance of True Love Chaps and Chance Ropes and Revenge Eight Second Angel A Hundred Million Reasons Perfect for fans of Leslie North, Piper Stone, and hot, emotional Western romances.

The Bangover

The Bangover
Author: Lili Valente
Publisher: Self Taught Ninja
Total Pages: 260
Release: 2019-10-03
Genre: Fiction
ISBN:
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Note to Self --Do NOT bang your best guy friend in the limo on the way to the swanky Vegas hotel. I give myself very good advice. Too bad I suck at taking it. If only Colin and I hadn't drunk so much whiskey, if only I'd kept that red bikini in my suitcase, if only his evil ex-girlfriend hadn't come sniffing around making me feel territorial and protective. Not that my bad boy rock star best friend is any help. Walking around looking ridiculously sexy, telling me I'm perfect in that panty-melting voice of his when we both swore we’d never do anything to put our friendship at risk. And Colin never breaks a promise. But then, he has no idea I’ve secretly been in love with him for years. I guess I should just enjoy the ride, but I can’t stop thinking about what happens when this vacation ends and I head home alone, nursing one hell of a bangover… The Bangover is a red-hot, laugh out loud rom-com featuring two best friends on a collision course with Vegas-flavored disaster--and each other. It stands alone. No cheating or cliffhangers. Keywords: friends with benefits, rock star series, rock star romance, rockstar romance, laugh out loud, Vegas Romance, friends to lovers, billionaire, series, romantic comedy series, comedy, comedy series, funny romance, laugh romance, modern romance, urban romance, wealthy, USA today bestselling author, city romance, smart romance, something funny to read, lighthearted romance, light romance, hot romance, proposal, proposal romance, engagement, engagement romance, free ebook, funny romance, rom com, hilarious, romance series, romance series, romance books, beach reads, new adult, college, funny, female, stories, sensual, sensual romance, alpha male, dominant male, hot guy, racy, , sexy, heartwarming, heart-warming, family, love, love books, kissing books, emotional journey, contemporary, contemporary romance, romance series, long series, long romance series, wealthy hero, wealthy heroes, sassy, captivating romance, hot, hot romance, forbidden love, sparks, loyalty, swoon, Lili Valente, L. Valente, books I'm super excited for you to read.

Make Me Yours

Make Me Yours
Author: Lili Valente
Publisher: Self Taught Ninja
Total Pages: 279
Release: 2024-06-07
Genre: Fiction
ISBN:
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Rule Number One: Never lose your virginity to the man who ruined your family. It’s a rule I never meant to break, but the night our paths collide, I have no idea who Weaver is. He’s just a drop-dead gorgeous man with no qualms about sleeping with a virgin. By the time I realize he’s also the man who destroyed my father, I’ve spent the hottest night of my life on his yacht. I’m ashamed of what I’ve done. I’m even more ashamed that I want to do it again… I don’t care about our age gap or that he’ll be leaving town in a few weeks. This war between our families isn’t mine to fight, and my father hasn’t been there for me in a long time. But Weaver is. He’s there for me when I need him most, proving he doesn’t have ice water flowing through his veins. I’m falling for this forbidden man hard and fast…and then he gives me proof that my father was right all along. Can our love survive Weaver’s dark side? Or will he ruin me the way he ruined the people I once loved?

The Bangover: The Complete Series

The Bangover: The Complete Series
Author: Lili Valente
Publisher: Self Taught Ninja
Total Pages: 976
Release: 2022-12-01
Genre: Fiction
ISBN:
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Four steamy, feel-good, laugh out loud romantic adventures featuring swoon-worthy rock star heroes and the fabulous ladies who love them. Also includes a brand new holiday novella! THE BANGOVER Note to Self: Don’t bang your best guy friend—and bad boy rock star—in the back of the limo on the way to the swanky Vegas hotel. I give myself very good advice…too bad I stink at taking it. A best-friends-to-lovers, over-the-top, Vegas romp. BANG THEORY I just begged my rock star BFF to give me lessons in seduction. Now to convince my uber-protective tutor that we should keep being more than friends. A friends-to-lovers, sensual education, off-limits romance. BANGING THE ENEMY Pop Quiz: You just banged a rock star you vowed to loathe until the end of time. What’s next? Hint: You don’t agree to be his fake girlfriend. And you certainly don’t fall in love… An enemies-to-lovers, fake dating, second chance romance. THE ROCK STAR’S BABY BARGAIN Two days after my boyfriend dumps me and the sperm bank declines my credit card, a gorgeous rock star offers to whisk me away for two weeks of hot, steamy, all-expenses paid…therapy. And to knock me up while he’s at it. A friends-to-lovers, baby-making, only one bed romance. HOLIDAYS WITH BANG-IFITS The next generation of soon-to-be rock stars deals with a forbidden, age gap, friends-to-lovers romance in this fun and flirty holiday novella.

Sleigh My Name

Sleigh My Name
Author: Lili Valente
Publisher: Self Taught Ninja
Total Pages: 226
Release: 2023-11-13
Genre: Fiction
ISBN:
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Sometimes the only decent thing to do is block your own c*ck… Former Marine Colton Brody may be the local “bad boy,” but he knows his little sister’s best friend is off limits. (Even if Olivia’s curves inspire an endless supply of fantasy fodder.) With only a few days until he leaves town after the holidays, this bad boy is determined to resist temptation. Until sweet, innocent Olivia makes him a not-so-innocent proposal. Matter of fact, it’s an indecent proposal. Now Colton can’t think about anything but giving it to Olivia in every filthy way she’s asking him for. And why not? What better way to say goodbye to his hometown than with a week between the sheets with the sexiest woman he’s ever known? But what happens when friends-with-benefits becomes something more? Something Colton isn’t sure he can live without? Formerly published as The Bad Boy's Temptation Trilogy. Same steamy story, fun new title and cover.

When it Sizzles

When it Sizzles
Author: Lili Valente
Publisher: Self Taught Ninja
Total Pages: 109
Release: 2024-09-06
Genre: Fiction
ISBN:
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I’m a nerdy virgin—glasses, spreadsheets, collection of test tubes, you get the idea—and proud of it. I don’t mess around with unpredictable things like lust, let alone love. Or so I think…until a gorgeous, brilliant blast from the past kisses me at my sister’s wedding. Suddenly, I’m staying up all night with Dr. Connor Sinclair, making out, making plans, and kicking his adorable butt in chess. The catch? Connor’s leaving town in three days Three days! That isn’t nearly enough time to spend with this delicious, sexy, oh-so-perfect-for-me man. So when he shows up at my place the next morning with two tickets to Vegas and a wild plan to roll the dice on forever, I shock myself by saying…yes. Yes, to a whirlwind romance. Yes, to saying “I do” in Sin City. Yes to breaking all my logical rules. Will this turn out to be the biggest mistake of my life? Or the best illogical choice this nerd ever made?

Fake Boyfriend Material

Fake Boyfriend Material
Author: Lili Valente
Publisher: Self Taught Ninja
Total Pages: 1016
Release: 2024-05-31
Genre: Fiction
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Four Sizzling Fake Dating Rom Coms! Get the entire Big O Dating Specialists series together for the first time. (300,000 steamy, swoony, LOL, feel-good words!) HOT REVENGE FOR HIRE A Fake-Dating-the-Boss Romance Face it, ladies: love sucks and then you cry, while your ex rides off into the sunset. But why let a break-up end in tears when it can end with sweet revenge? Enter Magnificent B@stard Consulting and me, chief executive B. I've got it all…until the day my virtual assistant shows up on my doorstep needing my help. Fake dating has never felt so real. HOT KNIGHT FOR HIRE A Protective-Friends-to-Lovers Romance I'm the guy you don’t bring home to mama. As the resident bad boy of Magnificent B@stard Consulting, I have what it takes to make sure your dangerous ex thinks twice before he knocks on your door. Or I thought I did, until I meet my latest client… Now the one-who-got-away is looking up at me with her big green eyes, daring me to take on an ex as dangerous as hers. HOT MESS FOR HIRE A Fake-Dating-the-Hockey-Player Romance They say Jake “The Dragon” Falcone earned his nickname by setting fire to the ice his first season in the NHL. But just between us ladies, I’m pretty sure he earned it for the dragon in his pants. From my first hug as his fake girlfriend, it’s clear he’s packing. After a few fake dates I realize he’s packing…everywhere. Heart, brains, a killer sense of humor—Jake is everything I’ve ever wanted in a man. Too bad he’s also my client and OFF LIMITS... HOT GHOST HUNTER FOR HIRE A Fake-Dating-the-Ex Second Chance Romance I was her first love, and I’m going to be her last…On paper, I have it all—good looks, good friends, a killer business, and women throwing themselves at me from every corner of the globe. But I can’t get one woman out of my head. Her. Adeline Klein, the sexy smart ass in wire-rimmed glasses and a polka-dot bikini, who stole my heart when we were teenagers.

Kind of a Bad Idea

Kind of a Bad Idea
Author: Lili Valente
Publisher: Self Taught Ninja
Total Pages: 208
Release: 2024-08-01
Genre: Fiction
ISBN:
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Seven Trevino is a "bad boy" single dad with a heart of gold and a body a Viking king would kill for. He's also my best friend. A friend I wish could be more, but he refuses to even consider dating. He's convinced he's too old for me. But I know he feels the electricity that crackles in the air every time we touch, and I don't care about our age gap. All I care about is that no one has ever made me feel as safe, understood, or desperate to get naked as Seven does. So when we end up stranded in the woods together after his daughter pulls a Parent-Trap scheme for the ages, I'm in no hurry to find a way back to civilization. I intend to take advantage of every second of being trapped in a tiny cabin with this man. Every moment of sharing that one bed... Every moment of feeding the fire building between us... And turns out, Seven feels the same way. Soon we're christening every surface in the cabin--and the outdoor tub on the porch--and I'm positive my dreams are coming true. But can our fledgling relationship survive in the real world? Or will Seven's determination to "protect" me shatter both our hearts?

Boss Me Around

Boss Me Around
Author: Lili Valente
Publisher: Self Taught Ninja
Total Pages: 203
Release: 2023-07-31
Genre: Fiction
ISBN:
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Christian McGuire is the last person I should be asking to boss me around in bed. Sure, he's a bonafide Sex God, but he's also my co-worker AND my shiny new brother-in-law. But after a few too many tequila shots one night, I shoot him a text, asking him to be my smut mentor. As soon as I sober up, I'm MORTIFIED, of course. I try to steal his cell phone and destroy the evidence, only to find I'm too late. Christian has already read my message. Even worse? He wants no part in helping me ditch my ancient virginity. That is, unless I agree to a few rules... 1. We never talk about Sex Club. 2. We never get caught by our friends or family. 3. We commit to fulfilling each other's wildest fantasies for one steamy month until he leaves town. No holds barred, no shame, no limits. I agree without hesitation, confident that I can have a month of earth-shattering nookie and walk away without a broken heart. But the more time I spend in the sack with this wild, funny, secretly tender man, the more I fear I'll break the biggest rule of all--Never Fall for Mr. Off Limits.