Hot Blonde Girls with Heavy Eye Makeup

Hot Blonde Girls with Heavy Eye Makeup
Author: T/James Reagan
Publisher:
Total Pages: 362
Release: 2019-09
Genre:
ISBN: 9781089564331

From 2008 to 2013, novelist T/James Reagan wrote a Tumblr blog called "Hot Blonde Girls With Heavy Eye Makeup." The blog satirized celebrity culture, the fashion industry, and brunettes. In 2018, he deleted the entire blog. Hot Blonde Girls With Heavy Eye Makeup (known as HBGWHEM to its fans) had to be removed from the internet due to the rise of "cancel culture" and the trend of declaring any discussion of female hotness as misogyny. The same girls who gleefully reacted to HBGWHEM's humor had become outraged by... well... everything. Left with a hundred thousand words of content, Reagan mined his blog posts to assemble an entirely new and original novel. Hot Blonde Girls With Heavy Eye Makeup tells the story of two sisters- Jillian, and Kendra. Jillian is hot and blonde, while Kendra is a social justice warrior. Jillian runs a pizza place/ bar/ salon called Blondies, while Kendra doesn't really do much of anything. When Blondies refuses to serve a group of brunettes, Kendra's life goal becomes to destroy her sister's business. We follow Jillian as she attempts to keep Blondies running, her employees happy, and her sister at bay. The book eventually becomes the female version of the bloods vs. the crips, where the brunettes go to battle against the blondes.T old in a bold, unique voice, HBGWHEM presents a darkly humorous look at female entrepreneurship, sisterhood, and the disturbingly common trend of the loudest voices getting the most attention.

Famous For Nothing

Famous For Nothing
Author: T/James Reagan
Publisher: T/James Reagan
Total Pages: 351
Release: 2013-07-02
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 061584345X

T/ James Reagan's Famous For Nothing, is a post-Empire novel that explores the lives of five socialites as they search for meaning in a landscape populated with harsh critics and soft jail sentences. Famous For Nothing satirizes celebrity blogs, while humanizing the socialites these blogs ridicule. Told with a mix of straightforward literary narrative and hilarious blog posts, a complete vision of the current state of entertainment journalism can be found within in the novel. Famous For Nothing is a novel for the blog generation. It makes you feel guilty, and inferior, and superior at the same time. Hopefully, it also makes you laugh. It's about socialites. It's about wanting to be a better person. It's about wanting to be something more. It's about five girls. It's about new wave music. It's about second chances. It's a book that can be read in quick 5 minute increments, then picked back up again when you have another couple minutes. This is a novel for people scared of books. This is a novel for socialites, about socialites. So if the invites don't come in tonight, Famous For Nothing is here for you.

Southland Tales

Southland Tales
Author: T/James Reagan
Publisher: T/James Reagan
Total Pages: 475
Release: 2018-07-04
Genre: Fiction
ISBN:

T/James Reagan has novelized Richard Kelly's 2006 cult film "Southland Tales" into a complete vision of a complex story of power, politics, and porno. The title refers to the Southland, a name used by locals to refer to Southern California and Greater Los Angeles. Set in the then-near future of 2008, as part of an alternate history, the novel is an expanded portrait of Los Angeles, and a satiric commentary on the military–industrial complex and the infotainment industry. Combining the theatrical cut, the Cannes cut, and the graphic prequel novels, T/James Reagan offers his trademark unflinching post-Empire vision on Kelly's ambitious, sprawling narrative. This novel can be downloaded for free at: https://archive.org/details/SouthlandTalesTJamesReagan https://drive.google.com/file/d/1wFkv2lfjD2mTk8eIVD8T0T8w2C9KipMn/view T/James Reagan is also the author of: Pushing Closer is a quiet novel about starting over and unexpectedly finding love. Lovetrust is a campus novel that focuses on the distance we place between each other. Beach House Burning is a sequel to Lovetrust, set fifteen years after Reagan's debut novel. Famous For Nothing is a satire of celebrity blogs. Leeds House is a horror satire for the Millennial generation. Empire Waste is a dark exploration of New York's fashion industry. HOT BLONDE GIRLS WITH HEAVY EYE MAKEUP is a satire about cancel culture. Southland Tales: The Complete Saga is a novelization of Richard Kelly's (Donnie Darko) cult classic film. Neon Blacktop is a fiction novel inspired by the films of Richard Kelly like Donnie Darko and The Box. MISS JULIE 2020 is a remake of August Strindberg's stage play, Miss Julie. This reimagining is about a news organization trying to figure out how to cover a rising health crisis.

The Hot Brother

The Hot Brother
Author: Alexa Davis
Publisher: Ownit Publishing LLC
Total Pages: 388
Release: 2018-12-16
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1540152537

Logan Hargrave is trying to help an organization that works to save parks and wildlife by photographing the damage loggers are doing. When he stumbles upon an injured doe and helps it, meeting Heidi, a park ranger. When Logan comes across what he believes to be illegal activity he turns to Heidi for help. He falls for her hard, but they both have pasts that could keep them apart. Can they make it work?

Be Your Own Makeup Artist

Be Your Own Makeup Artist
Author: Natalie Setareh
Publisher:
Total Pages: 114
Release: 2019-06-28
Genre: Health & Fitness
ISBN: 9781733271806

You DESERVE to know how to wear makeup. Period. This 60+ page manual contains everything you need to know to become your own makeup artist.That doesn't mean you have to wear makeup everyday. You don't even have to wear a lot of makeup when you choose to. However, knowing how to wear makeup for those special occasions of your life is such an important skillset. Profit-driven beauty brands, influencers, YouTube celebrities, and, well, you get the idea have stepped in and taken over -- not anymore!

Cheating Lesbians

Cheating Lesbians
Author: Sarah Pain
Publisher: Sarah Pain
Total Pages: 371
Release: 101-01-01
Genre: Fiction
ISBN:

INTRODUCTION: Submit yourself to this 5 book bundle from Sarah Pain and prepare to be dominated! This premium bundle contains 5 hot stories about lesbian ladies who find themselves in some compromising situations! Stories in this Collection are Very Hot and Seductive beyond what you would expect from typical lesbian romance short stories collection. This amazing Lesbian Short Stories contains TONS of romantic, steamy and highly passionate sexual encounters that you would definitely LOVE to read again and again for experiencing abundance of PLEASURE like never before. This book includes five lesbian stories: - DANI - THE PASSION - THE REPORTER - THE RETREAT - THE SWEETEST GIRL ◆ GENRE: Lesbian / LGBT ⚠ WARNING: This Book contains mature language and content intended for 18+ readers only!

The Concrete Blonde

The Concrete Blonde
Author: Michael Connelly
Publisher: Little, Brown
Total Pages: 392
Release: 2002-01-01
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 075952579X

Detective Harry Bosch was sure he'd shot the serial killer responsible for a string of murders in LA . . . but now, a new crime makes him question his convictions. The Dollmaker was the name of the serial killer who had stalked Los Angeles ruthlessly, leaving grisly calling cards on the faces of his female victims. Now with a single faultless shot, Detective Harry Bosch thinks he has ended the city's nightmare. But the dead man's widow is suing Harry and the LAPD for killing the wrong man-- an accusation that rings terrifyingly true when a new victim is discovered with the Dollmaker's macabre signature. So for the second time, Harry must hunt down a death-dealer who is very much alive, before he strikes again. It's a blood-tracked quest that will take Harry from the hard edges of the L.A. night to the last place he ever wanted to go-- the darkness of his own heart. With The Concrete Blonde, Edgar Award-winning author Michael Connelly has hit a whole new level in his career, creating a breathtaking thriller that thrusts you into a blistering courtroom battle-- and a desperate search for a sadistic killer.

Dani

Dani
Author: Sarah Pain
Publisher: Sarah Pain
Total Pages: 87
Release: 101-01-01
Genre: Fiction
ISBN:

★ INTRODUCTION: Dani spent thе entire dау mаkіng herself lооk perfect. She was preparing for a prom night. This рrоm nіght should hаvе bееn thе most mаgісаl of the hіgh school ѕеnіоr'ѕ уоung lіfе. She never knew it will be a ruin for her. Thе nіght ѕhоuld hаvе been perfect. ★ EXCERPT: Dаnі froze. Thіѕ clearly mаrkеd a point оf nо rеturn for her. Tоuсhіng a gіrl'ѕ brеаѕt оr kissing thеm was оnе thing, but she hаd nеvеr ѕhаrеd something ѕо рrіvаtе аnd intimate with аnоthеr person before. Shе never even tоuсhеd herself in front оf Trеvоr. Dаnі wаѕn't ѕurе ѕhе fеlt соmfоrtаblе mаѕturbаtіng whіlе someone's еlѕе'ѕ eyes wеrе uроn hеr. Shе rеmеmbеrеd Sаm аnd Ashley saying if ѕhе gоt tоо unсоmfоrtаblе she соuld еnd thе game аt any tіmе. Mауbе іt wаѕ tіmе tо pack іt іn. But something іnѕіdе Dаnі tоld her thе night соuldn't end thіѕ wау. She had bесоmе ѕо hоrnу in thе lаѕt hоur that ѕhе соuldn't gо any longer wіthоut some form оf rеlеаѕе. It wоuld be a rеlіеf to fіnаllу рlеаѕurе hеrѕеlf еvеn іf it wаѕ іn thе соmраnу оf оthеrѕ. "Okау," Dаnі said hеѕіtаntlу аѕ ѕhе drew hеr knees up to rest her fееt on thе ѕоfа сuѕhіоn. She pulled her dress uр ѕо іt wоuld nоt blосk ассеѕѕ tо hеr gеnіtаlѕ аnd ѕрrеаd hеr thіghѕ apart. Hеr vagina, surrounded bу lіght, blonde соlоrеd public hаіr bared itself fоr аll tо ѕее. Dаnі wаtсhеd both Sаm аnd Aѕhlеу ѕtаrіng аt hеr рuѕѕу with lust аnd іt didn't еvеn fееl wеіrd. In fасt, Dаnі fеlt flаttеrеd thаt ѕhе соuld so inspire such desire in аnоthеr wоmаn. Dаnі ѕlоwlу brought her rіght hаnd dоwn bеtwееn her legs and rubbed thе оutѕіdе оf her pussy wіth hеr index fіngеr. Shе wаѕ аlrеаdу wеt, but аѕ ѕhе tоuсhеd herself ѕhе fеlt mоrе оf thе physical mаnіfеѕtаtіоn оf her arousal ѕееріng оut оf hеr. Dаnі uѕеd four оf her fingers to rub hеrѕеlf аnd thеу wеrе ѕооn soaked in hеr own рuѕѕу juісе. Dani mоаnеd аѕ thе рlеаѕurе increased in рrороrtіоn tо her frantic rubbing. Dаnі fеlt еvеn mоrе еxсіtеd duе tо thе rарt audience. So fаr, Dani hаd juѕt bееn mаѕѕаgіng hеr labia but nоw ѕhе moved her fingers uр tо hеr clitoris аnd flісkеd іt up аnd down furіоuѕlу. Dаnі mоаnеd lоudlу аѕ hеr рlеаѕurе rоѕе tо a nеаr оvеrwhеlmіng level. Dani rarely іnсоrроrаtеd insertion when she mаѕturbаtеd, but she dеѕіrеd tо рut on a ѕhоw fоr Sаm аnd Aѕhlеу. Sо thеу lіkе gіrlѕ, Dani thоught. Thеn I'm going tо drive them wіld. Dani put both hands nеаr hеr crotch аnd uѕеd оnе hаnd tо rub hеr сlіt while ѕhе uѕеd the іndеx finger of hеr other hаnd tо penetrate hеrѕеlf. No spoilers, but you'll love this lesbian story!!! ◆ GENRE: LGBT / Lesbian ⚠ WARNING: This Book contains mature language and content intended for 18+ readers only!

Beauty Reinvented

Beauty Reinvented
Author: Nikol Johnson
Publisher:
Total Pages: 121
Release: 2018-11-07
Genre:
ISBN: 9781726890199

Going gray in your thirties is not easy. It's not what society says is right or OK. I wanted to share my journey with women all over the world and let you know by example that it's OK to be your authentic self no matter what society says. It's time to break the beauty rules Ladies and embrace your authentic self. It's time that we stop making excuses, stop being insecure and buying into the advertisements, glossy magazines, and commercials that only show women with colored hair. In this book, I will show you how to conquer your fear of the unknown and taboo world of going gray, build self-confidence that stands out in a crowd and embrace your authentic self. You will be one strong, fierce, bold woman ready to welcome your gorgeous gray once you finish this book. I will hold your hand through all of the emotional ups and downs because I have been there, I will give you the strength to keep moving forward when you are down and feeling "frumpy and old" I will pick you up and make you feel alive and beautiful again. Packed with self-assessments, humor, and grit. I will share my expert beauty secrets that will help you with your transition into new makeup color palettes, and of course, the best skin care and hair care tips to keep you on point. I am sharing interviews with real women that have gone gray and what their experiences have been and great advice for you in your gray hair journey. Sit back, get comfortable and celebrate yourself with one of my signature cocktails at the beginning of each chapter. I am not going to tell you that going gray will be an easy journey but I am here for you every step of the way, and together you will be able to get encouraging new advice that will allow you to push through the bumps in the uncomfortable gray road ahead. Are you ready to say YES to your gray hair journey? Well then, Ladies. Let's Get This Beauty Started.

Leeds House

Leeds House
Author: T/James Reagan
Publisher: T/James Reagan
Total Pages: 313
Release: 2014-11-25
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 069233050X

Leeds House is a post-Empire horror novel about the millennial generation. The question this novel answers is, "How do you scare a group of kids who have already seen everything on the internet?" T/James Reagan, after satirizing celebrities and the fashion industry, moves on to the horror genre for his most twisted novel yet. In Leeds House, members of the metalcore band "Lies As Language" end up in New Jersey's Pine Barrens, where they're confronted with every millennial's ultimate fear... being held accountable for their own actions. With no one else to blame, each character is forced to pay the debts they've accrued through their selfish, narcissistic decisions. Drawing inspiration from sources like Eastbound & Down and The Evil Dead, the novel aggressively explores such topics as Christianity, homosexuality, and the crumbling music business. Filled with offensive humor, VHS horror movie nostalgia, and a story that demands you become part of the journey, Reagan's novel offers a unique experience for those readers willing to step inside Leeds House.