Hookers & Blow Save Christmas

Hookers & Blow Save Christmas
Author: Munty C Pepin
Publisher:
Total Pages: 22
Release: 2020-08-31
Genre:
ISBN: 9781777225124

Tom Transport is stuck in the snow with a load of presents and Hookers and Blow must rescue him in time for the town Christmas party.

A Die Hard Christmas

A Die Hard Christmas
Author: Doogie Horner
Publisher: Insight Editions
Total Pages: 32
Release: 2017-10-24
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 1608879763

A delightful Christmas storybook for adults based on the action-packed Die Hard movie All John McClane wants for Christmas is to reunite with his estranged family. But when his wife’s office holiday party turns into a deadly hostage situation, he has to save her life before he can get home in time for Christmas! The unconventional fan-favorite movie Die Hard is now an illustrated storybook—complete with machine guns, European terrorists, and a cop who’s forced to rely on all his cunning and skills (and the help of a fellow officer) to save the day. Based on the classic “Night Before Christmas” poem and filled with whimsical illustrations, this cleverly reimagined homage is destined to become a holiday classic. *Contains adult material including violence and strong language. Reader discretion is advised. Ho-ho-ho.

Dee's Big Nuts

Dee's Big Nuts
Author: Mark Thunder
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Total Pages: 26
Release: 2015-08
Genre:
ISBN: 9781515326762

Sit back and enjoy this children's book parody about a squirrel named Dee and his friends love for his big nuts. Each page will have you laughing and going nuts! This may look like a typical children's book but once the book opens, you will enjoy references that only adults will understand. Dee's Big Nuts makes a great gift for birthdays, anniversaries, bridal shower, wedding gifts, housewarming gifts or just a great gift to make a friend or loved one giggle in laughter.

If You Give a Dog a Doobie

If You Give a Dog a Doobie
Author: Sam Miserendino
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Total Pages: 70
Release: 2021-04-06
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 1510765956

The fourth installment in Sam Miserendino and Mike Odum’s Addicted Animal Series Following the success of other adult-themed parodies of children’s books, author Sam Miserendino presents a delightful tale that will entertain readers with its charming combination of innocence and lack thereof. A humorous play off of the famous If You Give a Moose a Muffin, If You Give a Dog a Doobie tells the tale of a pot-loving pooch whose toking neighbor gives him the best treat ever. The book follows the dog as he experiences the highs and lows of being high and it reveals whether or not it's possible to teach a stoned dog new tricks . . .or to even get him to remember old ones! Featuring gorgeous full-color illustrations by illustrator Mike Odum that accompany the text, this heartwarming cautionary tale informs readers of the dangers of mixing pot and cute pups.

Monster Goose

Monster Goose
Author: Judy Sierra
Publisher: Houghton Mifflin Harcourt
Total Pages: 60
Release: 2005-09
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN: 9780152054175

A collection of twenty-five nursery rhymes, rewritten to feature vampires, ghouls, mummies, the Loch Ness monster, and other fearsome creatures.

The Loneliest HO in the World

The Loneliest HO in the World
Author: Travis Heaton
Publisher:
Total Pages: 32
Release: 2017-11-26
Genre:
ISBN: 9781973362098

Santa is feeling very pleased with himself. The Christmas sleigh-ride has been a great success and every gift has been delivered safely. Suddenly, as he settles happily by the fire, he hears a sound. "HO!" it says, "What about me?" And so begins Santa's strangest and funniest adventure. A self-published phenomenon, The Loneliest HO in the World has entertained many thousands of children. With an appearance on The Ellen DeGeneres Show, the book is now available online for the first time (2017). Winner of the David St. John Thomas Best Children's Book Award and winner of the UK's prestigious Best Self-Published Book Award, the author invites you to become one of the Lonely Ho's many fans. Enjoy his unique and touching adventure and revel in the spirit of Christmas.

Razzmatazz

Razzmatazz
Author: Christopher Moore
Publisher: HarperCollins
Total Pages: 358
Release: 2022-05-17
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 0062434144

New York Times Bestseller “Smart and funny and all sorts of raunchy in the best way.” — San Francisco Chronicle Repeat New York Times bestselling author Christopher Moore returns to the mean streets of San Francisco in this outrageous follow-up to his madcap novel Noir. San Francisco, 1947. Bartender Sammy “Two Toes” Tiffin and the rest of the Cookie’s Coffee Irregulars—a ragtag bunch of working mugs last seen in Noir—are on the hustle: they’re trying to open a driving school; shanghai an abusive Swedish stevedore; get Mable, the local madam, and her girls to a Christmas party at the State Hospital without alerting the overzealous head of the S.F.P.D. vice squad; all while Sammy’s girlfriend, Stilton (a.k.a. the Cheese), and her “Wendy the Welder” gal pals are using their wartime shipbuilding skills on a secret project that might be attracting the attention of some government Men in Black. And, oh yeah, someone is murdering the city’s drag kings and club owner Jimmy Vasco is sure she’s next on the list and wants Sammy to find the killer. Meanwhile, Eddie “Moo Shoes” Shu has been summoned by his Uncle Ho to help save his opium den from Squid Kid Tang, a vicious gangster who is determined to retrieve a priceless relic: an ancient statue of the powerful Rain Dragon that Ho stole from one of the fighting tongs forty years earlier. And if Eddie blows it, he just might call down the wrath of that powerful magical creature on all of Fog City. Strap yourselves in for a bit of the old razzmatazz, ladies and gentlemen. It’s Christopher Moore time.

When Elves Attack

When Elves Attack
Author: Tim Dorsey
Publisher: Harper Collins
Total Pages: 148
Release: 2011-10-25
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 0062092855

“The undisputed king of the comic crime novel.” —Providence Journal Nobody does Florida weirdness quite like Tim Dorsey! Case in point: When Elves Attack, the New York Times bestselling author’s twisted Christmas present to his legion of adoring fans who can’t get enough of thrill-killer and Sunshine State historian Serge A. Storms, the most endearing psychopath since Dexter. Dorsey offers the perfect antidote for all those sappy feel-good holiday stories with this zany blockbuster extravaganza in which his wonderfully deranged serial killer Floridaphile delivers his special brand of Christmas cheer. More outrageous than Santa Claus in a Speedo, When Elves Attack serves up a Yuletide feast of the “pure gonzo humor” the New York Times Book Review enthusiastically attributes to this fearlessly funny writer. Think Bad Santa and National Lampoon’s Family Vacation, blend in Dorsey’s trademark appetite for destruction, and you’ve got hilarious crime fiction black comedy that anyone would be thrilled to discover stuffed in their Christmas stocking.

Brenda's Beaver Needs a Barber

Brenda's Beaver Needs a Barber
Author: Bimisi Tayanita
Publisher:
Total Pages: 32
Release: 2016-12-01
Genre:
ISBN: 9781946178046

Sumguyen has always had a thick mane of hair, in the summer of 2016 he decided to grow a beard. Deep into month three he started to look like an armpit with eyeballs.It was a sultry August night in Old Town Scottsdale as Bimisi and Sumguyen made their way from one bar to another. They took pause to to enjoy the rhythms of a homeless crooner who was soulfully picking his guitar. When Sumguyen threw a five into his tip jar the artist looked up, thanked him with a nod and said, "That is a beautiful beard. My friend Brenda has a beard just like that, but hers doesn't talk."A fair amount of beer sprayed from Bimisi's nose...and just like that they had their subject matter for the final book of season one. Brenda's Beaver Needs a Barber is the fifth of five books that make up Reach Around Books Season One.