The Decoy Girlfriend

The Decoy Girlfriend
Author: Lillie Vale
Publisher: Penguin
Total Pages: 321
Release: 2022-09-06
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 0593422023

A laugh-out-loud funny and whip-smart romantic comedy from the author of The Shaadi Set-Up, about a young woman who takes the place of her celebrity doppelgänger, and must fake-date the actress’s sexy costar boyfriend. Writer Freya Lal has a huge secret: she's a dead ringer for It-girl actress Mandi Roy. Her second novel is due in a month, but inspiration is nowhere to be found. Desperate to shake off her writer's block, Freya leans into her look-alike abilities and indulges in some mistaken identity for simple perks, like scoring a free mimosa or getting into a trendy nightclub. Actor Taft Bamber appears to have it all: gorgeous, talented, and Mandi's love interest both on- and off-screen. But what nobody knows is that their relationship is a PR stunt, and after years of playing make-believe, he's yearning for something real. When Freya's latest impersonation of Mandi goes viral thanks to Taft's accidental interference, rumors of a breakup threaten Hollywood's golden couple. To make amends, Freya is forced to give Mandi a little time off: she'll pretend to be the actress for a month, move in with Taft, and squash the rumors by acting completely in love. But as Freya and Taft play house, it becomes impossible to ignore that their instant chemistry isn't just for the cameras. While faking it, they might have just found the real thing.

Marry Me

Marry Me
Author: Alexandria Bishop
Publisher: Alexandria Bishop
Total Pages:
Release: 2019-05-09
Genre: Fiction
ISBN:

Dear A̶s̶s̶b̶u̶t̶t̶ ̶D̶o̶u̶c̶h̶e̶n̶o̶z̶z̶l̶e̶ Anders, You’re cordially invited to stop messing around with my emotions. You had your chance and like a coward, ran away when it got too difficult. Couldn’t you handle wanting your best friends, little sister? You didn’t want me bad enough? Like I said—coward. Well, guess what? You lost your chance and now I’m engaged to someone who isn’t you. Thank. God. But I’m going to be the bigger person here—for the sake of my brother—and truly hope you can make the wedding, and join in on all of the festivities. I hope you don’t choke on the champagne. Or do. Whatever. Sincerely, T̶h̶e̶ ̶O̶n̶e̶ ̶W̶h̶o̶ ̶G̶o̶t̶ ̶A̶w̶a̶y̶ Giselle THE DATING SERIES Dating in the Dark Sinking in the Shadows Loving in the Light Kiss Me Marry Me KEYWORDS: older brother's best friend, friends to lovers books, romantic comedy romance, my best friends sister, first love in a small town, beach romance novel, beach read, romantic comedy, funny romance, romance novels set in oregon, small-town romance, alexandria bishop, alpha hero, romcom, steamy romance, contemporary romance, humorous romance, series romance, series, dating, small town romance, alexandria bishop romance, romantic comedy series, hot romance, family saga, romance books, funny romance, love triangle, celebrity romance, wedding romance, left at the altar romance, steamy romantic comedy

The Memory of Souls

The Memory of Souls
Author: Jenn Lyons
Publisher: Tor Books
Total Pages: 707
Release: 2020-08-25
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1250175569

The Memory of Souls is the third epic fantasy in Jenn Lyons’ Chorus of Dragons series and one of Library Journal's best SF&F books of the year! THE LONGER HE LIVES THE MORE DANGEROUS HE BECOMES Now that Relos Var’s plans have been revealed and demons are free to rampage across the empire, the fulfillment of the ancient prophecies—and the end of the world—is closer than ever. To buy time for humanity, Kihrin needs to convince the king of the Manol vané to perform an ancient ritual which will strip the entire race of their immortality, but it’s a ritual which certain vané will do anything to prevent. Including assassinating the messengers. Worse, Kihrin must come to terms with the horrifying possibility that his connection to the king of demons, Vol Karoth, is growing steadily in strength. How can he hope to save anyone when he might turn out to be the greatest threat of them all? A Chorus of Dragons 1: The Ruin of Kings 2: The Name of All Things 3: The Memory of Souls At the Publisher's request, this title is being sold without Digital Rights Management Software (DRM) applied.

Forking Good

Forking Good
Author: Valya Dudycz Lupescu
Publisher: Quirk Books
Total Pages: 161
Release: 2019-10-22
Genre: Cooking
ISBN: 1683691563

For fans of The Good Place, now available on Netflix, a pun-filled and fully illustrated cookbook of 30 original recipes inspired by the philosophy and food humor of the hit show. With its high concept, exceptional writing, eye-popping set design, stellar cast, meaningful explorations of what it means to be a good person, and clam chowder fountains, The Good Place has captured the hearts and minds of critics and viewers alike. For the first time ever, fans can indulge their cravings for The Good Place with delicious, comforting, original recipes like “Macaroni and Socra-cheese,” “I Think Therefore I Clam (Chowder),” “I Kant Believe It’s Not Buttermilk Pancakes,” and more. Each recipe title references a philosopher or philosophical concept from the show and uses food analogies to explain those concepts to readers who, like Eleanor, can’t always follow Chidi’s lectures. A refreshing and entertaining twist on cookbooks, Forking Good will help you plan your next viewing party as you re-binge your favorite show.

Adult Coloring Books

Adult Coloring Books
Author: Adult Coloring Books
Publisher: Tip Top Education
Total Pages: 104
Release: 2016-06-23
Genre: Games
ISBN: 9781940282862

Over 45 whimsical high resolution, professionally printed coloring pages--an adult relaxation coloring book. *Beautiful Images--animals, flowers, and gorgeous scenes. *Delightful Drawings--ranging from EASY to VERY complex. *Incredibly Fun and Relaxing

Clusterf*cked!

Clusterf*cked!
Author: Randy Hitchcock
Publisher:
Total Pages: 102
Release: 2016-06-21
Genre: Games
ISBN: 9781945260223

A classic of everyday usage of language to communicate raw emotion, RANDY HITCHCOCK'S "Clusterf*cked!: SWEAR WORDS COLORING BOOK FOR ADULTS" is an exploration of obscenity and colors in delightful patterns. It presents a broad collection of swearing, foul language, and insults in the entire range of the English language. Admired and respected for its user friendly layout and designs, this coloring book is crafted for a broad range of coloring adults including those with no prior knowledge of swearing as well as those with fairy advanced knowledge and expertise in swearing. It provides a solid framework for learning, interpreting, and applying advanced obscenities, vulgar words, profanities and everyday insults in a tapestry of images, designs and patterns. PRAISE for RANDY HITCHCOCK'S "Clusterf*cked!" ..".one of the most absorbing and entertaining books on the subject I have encountered in a long time." - Amy Martin "Swear words tells a lot about who we are and how we got that way. This coloring book is a fascinating collection, both provocative and informative. I found it compulsively colorable." - Obscenity World

Malorie

Malorie
Author: Josh Malerman
Publisher: Del Rey
Total Pages: 320
Release: 2020-07-21
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 0593156862

In the “fast-paced, frightening” (The New York Times Book Review) sequel to Bird Box, the inspiration for the record-breaking Netflix film starring Sandra Bullock, bestselling author Josh Malerman brings unseen horrors to life. NOMINATED FOR THE BRAM STOKER AWARD • “Malorie is even more of a psychological thriller than Bird Box, and all the scarier for it.”—The Wall Street Journal Twelve years after Malorie and her children rowed up the river to safety, a blindfold is still the only thing that stands between sanity and madness. One glimpse of the creatures that stalk the world will drive a person to unspeakable violence. There remains no explanation. No solution. All Malorie can do is survive—and impart her fierce will to do so on her children. Don’t get lazy, she tells them. Don’t take off your blindfold. AND DON’T LOOK. But then comes what feels like impossible news. And with it, the first time Malorie has allowed herself to hope. Someone very dear to her, someone she believed dead, may be alive. Malorie has already lost so much: her sister, a house full of people who meant everything, and any chance at an ordinary life. But getting her life back means returning to a world full of unknowable horrors—and risking the lives of her children again. Because the creatures are not the only thing Malorie fears: There are the people who claim to have caught and experimented on the creatures. Murmerings of monstrous inventions and dangerous new ideas. And rumors that the creatures themselves have changed into something even more frightening. Malorie has a harrowing choice to make: to live by the rules of survival that have served her so well, or to venture into the darkness and reach for hope once more.

Shit I Need to Remember

Shit I Need to Remember
Author: Honey Badger Coloring
Publisher: Honey Badger Coloring
Total Pages: 106
Release: 2017-11-17
Genre:
ISBN: 9781640011540

2018 GIFT IDEAS JOURNALS & ORGANIZERS ORGANIZATION "Sorry, your password much contain an uppercase letter, a lowercase letter, a number, a symbol, an emoji, a haiku, a hieroglyph, and the blood of a virgin." Product Details: Premium matte finish cover design Perfect for all writing mediums Printed on bright-white 60lb (90gsm) paper stock Portable format 5.0" x 8.0" (12.5cm x 20cm) pages

Swearing Is Good for You: The Amazing Science of Bad Language

Swearing Is Good for You: The Amazing Science of Bad Language
Author: Emma Byrne
Publisher: W. W. Norton & Company
Total Pages: 232
Release: 2018-01-23
Genre: Science
ISBN: 1324000295

"Entertaining and thought-provoking…Byrne’s enthusiasm for her esoteric subject is contagious, damn it." —Melissa Dahl, New York Times Book Review In this sparkling debut work of popular science, Emma Byrne examines the latest research to show how swearing can be good for you. She explores every angle of swearing—why we do it, how we do it, and what it tells us about ourselves. Packed with the results of unlikely and often hilarious scientific studies—from the “ice-bucket test” for coping with pain, to the connection between Tourette’s and swearing, to a chimpanzee that curses at her handler in sign language—Swearing Is Good for You presents a lighthearted but convincing case for the foulmouthed.