North From Winterfell

North From Winterfell
Author: Hodor
Publisher:
Total Pages: 346
Release: 2019-03-22
Genre:
ISBN: 9781733889100

For the first time ever Hodor tells his humble, yet harrowing tale in his own words. The great grandson of Old Nan, young Hodor (given name Wylis) began his career as a stablehand for the House Stark. Wylis often found himself overjoyed by basic things like presenting Bran with a new saddle, hearing the echo of his own voice in a well, or greeting one of the Stark direwolves. He is deeply loyal to the Starks, who have treated him very well, apart from the time Bran Stark destroyed his mind by warging into him as a child. Despite his large size and strength, Hodor is a gentle soul who is terrified by violence - even violence done by himself, as he often cowers in fear instead of fighting back against foes who are actually smaller than he is. Even so, his loyalty to the Starks is so great that he continued to follow (or rather, carry) Bran Stark through great dangers. Again, and I can't stress this enough, Hodor tells you all this and more IN HIS OWN WORDS.

Hodor Autobiography

Hodor Autobiography
Author: Hodor
Publisher:
Total Pages: 110
Release: 2019-04-12
Genre:
ISBN: 9781093738797

Hodor finally tells his heroic tale in his own words! With his enormous size and strength, Hodor carries/drags Bran Stark through great dangers on their harrowing journey North. As a reader, remember that Hodor tells you his saga IN HIS OWN WORDS. If you love this hero as much as we do, you'll know exactly what to expect in Hodor's autobiography. ==> If you love this Hodor book, you'll also love THOUGHTS IN MY HEAD by Ned Stark, THINGS JON SNOW KNOWS by Ygritte, and TALES OF THRONES fanfiction short reads! Attention: In case you haven't gotten the joke, this GOT character only says one word throughout the entire series: "Hodor." A majority of the text of this book is just variations of sentences made up of the word 'Hodor'. So please be advised that most of this joke book is just Hodor's own words and not really a readable story. Aaaand...part of the fun of the first edition was reading the funny reviews from readers about their experience of the "story". So after you pick up a copy of this masterpiece, please leave your thoughts in a review!

A Game of Thrones

A Game of Thrones
Author: George R. R. Martin
Publisher: Bantam
Total Pages: 835
Release: 2003-01-01
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 0553897845

NOW THE ACCLAIMED HBO SERIES GAME OF THRONES—THE MASTERPIECE THAT BECAME A CULTURAL PHENOMENON Winter is coming. Such is the stern motto of House Stark, the northernmost of the fiefdoms that owe allegiance to King Robert Baratheon in far-off King’s Landing. There Eddard Stark of Winterfell rules in Robert’s name. There his family dwells in peace and comfort: his proud wife, Catelyn; his sons Robb, Brandon, and Rickon; his daughters Sansa and Arya; and his bastard son, Jon Snow. Far to the north, behind the towering Wall, lie savage Wildings and worse—unnatural things relegated to myth during the centuries-long summer, but proving all too real and all too deadly in the turning of the season. Yet a more immediate threat lurks to the south, where Jon Arryn, the Hand of the King, has died under mysterious circumstances. Now Robert is riding north to Winterfell, bringing his queen, the lovely but cold Cersei, his son, the cruel, vainglorious Prince Joffrey, and the queen’s brothers Jaime and Tyrion of the powerful and wealthy House Lannister—the first a swordsman without equal, the second a dwarf whose stunted stature belies a brilliant mind. All are heading for Winterfell and a fateful encounter that will change the course of kingdoms. Meanwhile, across the Narrow Sea, Prince Viserys, heir of the fallen House Targaryen, which once ruled all of Westeros, schemes to reclaim the throne with an army of barbarian Dothraki—whose loyalty he will purchase in the only coin left to him: his beautiful yet innocent sister, Daenerys.

The Autobiography of Hodor: My Journey North

The Autobiography of Hodor: My Journey North
Author: Hodor
Publisher: Independently Published
Total Pages: 100
Release: 2019-03-09
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 9781799169093

Hodor finally tells his heroic tale in his own words! Hodor began his career as a stableboy for the House Stark. He is unshakably loyal to the Stark family, which has treated him like gold (except for that one bit with the life-altering traumatic brain injury). With his enormous size and strength, Hodor carries/drags Bran Stark through great dangers and miserable weather on their harrowing journey North. As a reader, please remember that Hodor tells you his saga IN HIS OWN WORDS. If you love this hero as much as we do, you'll know exactly what to expect in Hodor's autobiography. Funny gift for Thrones fans!

Maid of Secrets

Maid of Secrets
Author: Jennifer McGowan
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Total Pages: 400
Release: 2013-05-07
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1442441380

In 1559 England, Meg, an orphaned thief, is pressed into service and trained as a member of the Maids of Honor, Queen Elizabeth I's secret all-female guard. But her loyalty is tested when she falls in love with a Spanish courtier who may be a threat.

Things Jon Snow Knows

Things Jon Snow Knows
Author: Hodor
Publisher: Independently Published
Total Pages: 144
Release: 2019-05-07
Genre:
ISBN: 9781097239580

The complete collection of what Jon Snow Knows, as recorded by Ygritte (the Wildling). "You know nothing, Jon Snow." As any Game of Thrones fan would guess, this book is, of course, completely blank inside. This is a comprehensive collection of what the Lord Commander of the Night Watch knows from: Thrones season 1 GOT 2 Thrones season 3 GOT4 Ygritte dies in Jon Snow's arms during the Battle of Castle Black. "The Watchers on the Wall" is the ninth episode of the fourth season of the best-selling TV series.

There and Back Again

There and Back Again
Author: Sean Astin
Publisher: St. Martin's Press
Total Pages: 384
Release: 2013-11-05
Genre: Biography & Autobiography
ISBN: 1466856351

The fascinating memoir of a Hollywood life and an inside look at a life-changing role and the groundbreaking Lord of the Rings films that captured the imagination of movie fans everywhere. The Lord of the Rings is one of the most successful film franchises in cinematic history. Winner of a record eleven Academy Awards--a clean sweep--and breaking box office records worldwide, the trilogy is a breathtaking cinematic achievement and beloved by fans everywhere. For Sean Astin, a Hollywood child (his mother is Patty Duke and stepfather is John Astin) who made his feature film debut at 13 in the 1980s classic The Goonies and played the title role in Rudy, the call from his agent about the role of Samwise Gamgee couldn't have come at a better time. His career was at a low point and choice roles were hard to come by. But his 18-month experience in New Zealand with director Peter Jackson and the cast and crew od The Lord of the Rings films would be more than simply a dream-come-true--it would prove to be the challenge of a lifetime. There and Back Again: An Actor's Tale is the complete memoir of Sean Astin, from his early days in Hollywood to the role that changed his life. Though much has been written about the making of the films, including the techniques and artistry employed to bring Tolkien's vision of life and the various relationships between castmembers, the real story of what took place on the set, the harrowing ordeals of the actors and the unspoken controversy and backstage dealings have never been told. Sean's experience and candid account of his time filming in New Zealand is unparalleled. More than a companion guide to the Ring films, There and Back Again filled with stories from the set and of the actors involved that have never been revealed before and is an eye-opening look from a Hollywood veteran at the blood, sweat and tears that went into the making of one of the most ambitious films of all time.

Thoughts In My Head, by Ned Stark

Thoughts In My Head, by Ned Stark
Author: Hodor
Publisher: Independently Published
Total Pages: 102
Release: 2019-05-08
Genre:
ISBN: 9781097414628

A compilation of thoughts in Ned Stark's head. Poor headless Ned, of course, was beheaded in Season 1 of Game of Thrones(R) Written in the same vein as Hodor's My Journey North, and Things Jon Snow Knows, this book is blank inside.

Rememberings

Rememberings
Author: Sinéad O'Connor
Publisher: Houghton Mifflin
Total Pages: 313
Release: 2021
Genre: Biography & Autobiography
ISBN: 0358423880

From the acclaimed, controversial singer-songwriter Sinéad O'Connor comes a revelatory memoir of her fraught childhood, musical triumphs, fearless activism, and of the enduring power of song. Blessed with a singular voice and a fiery temperament, Sinéad O'Connor rose to massive fame in the late 1980s and 1990s with a string of gold records. By the time she was twenty, she was world famous--living a rock star life out loud. From her trademark shaved head to her 1992 appearance on Saturday Night Live when she tore up Pope John Paul II's photograph, Sinéad has fascinated and outraged millions. In Rememberings, O'Connor recounts her painful tale of growing up in Dublin in a dysfunctional, abusive household. Inspired by a brother's Bob Dylan records, she escaped into music. She relates her early forays with local Irish bands; we see Sinéad completing her first album while eight months pregnant, hanging with Rastas in the East Village, and soaring to unimaginable popularity with her cover of Prince's "Nothing Compares 2U." Intimate, replete with candid anecdotes and told in a singular form true to her unconventional career, Sinéad's memoir is a remarkable chronicle of an enduring and influential artist.