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| Author | : xmas 4you |
| Publisher | : |
| Total Pages | : 110 |
| Release | : 2019-11-02 |
| Genre | : |
| ISBN | : 9781704786407 |
This notebook is great for personal use, school, for studensts, or for your whole office. The perfect gift for Christmas. Get yours today! Specifications: Cover Finish: Matte Dimensions: 6" x 9" (15.24 x 22.86 cm) Interior: Blank, White Paper, Pages: 110
| Author | : Phoenix Freebird A. |
| Publisher | : Xlibris Corporation |
| Total Pages | : 575 |
| Release | : 2009-06-30 |
| Genre | : Fiction |
| ISBN | : 1462836178 |
Running from a mutinous crew, sucked through a wormhole like in a bad sci-fi movie and slowly running out of booze . . . and that’s just the beginning of this non-traditional story that starts off as a simple captain’s log book and evolves into something more like a really warped and twisted TV show in text. Follow the Captain and crew on a series of seemingly random adventures, where it’s obvious it’s not just the Captain who’s been drinking. At some point you may ask yourself, is all this just coincidence or is there something dark and annoying on the horizon? The Captain seems to have a drinking problem, the problem being he never has enough to drink and people from his past keep showing up and ruining his buzz / Akki a corrupted artificial intelligence who occasionally takes over the Captain’s log has his own plans, mostly self-serving ones because he has nothing better to do. The rest of the crew, pirates, hot chicks, robots and a foul beaked little space penguin round out the Drunken Space Pirates and with all the wise cracks and shots aimed at everyone and everything its clear the alcohol flows rather freely within the D.S.P. Many of the off the wall characters of the D.S.P. are walking guilty pleasures who say what they feel, do what they want and just generally give it to life, pop culture and the universe in general with both barrels . . . and occasionally fish...
| Author | : Tim Seeley |
| Publisher | : Image Comics |
| Total Pages | : 452 |
| Release | : 2021-04-28 |
| Genre | : Comics & Graphic Novels |
| ISBN | : 1534320660 |
At the end of every horror movie, one girl always survives...in this case, Cassie Hack not only survives, she turns the tables by hunting and destroying the horrible slashers that would do harm to the innocent! Alongside the gentle giant known as Vlad, the two cut a bloody path through those who deserve to be put down...hard! Fans have asked for YEARS, and we're finally delivering a fancy oversized hardcover edition, with a new cover and a never-before-seen nine-page story written and drawn by series creator TIM SEELEY! Collects EUTHANIZED, GIRLS GONE DEAD, COMIC BOOK CARNAGE, LAND OF LOST TOYS #1–3, TRAILERS, the SLICE HARD prequel and SLICE HARD, and the hellish crossovers with Chucky and Evil Ernie.
| Author | : |
| Publisher | : Prospect Park Books |
| Total Pages | : 137 |
| Release | : 2015-08-17 |
| Genre | : Humor |
| ISBN | : 1938849574 |
"Anger is like an essential vitamin, and Jen has given me even more reasons to be angry. I couldn't be happier or healthier."—Lewis Black, stand-up comedian, actor, author, and regular on The Daily Show The second edition of Things I Want to Punch in the Face brings humor writer Jennifer Worick's newest and most popular diatribes about the most annoying things in everyday life and modern American society, including: Cold-Pressed Coffee TED Talks Evites Cosplay Polar Bear Clubs Family Car Stickers Mixologists Scrabble Yoga Pants #blessed And there's more, so much more. From nail art to Hobbits, passwords to auto-tune, Worick takes aim at the copious bounty of annoyances that irk her shit. And ours. Jennifer Worick has written two dozen books on pop culture, humor, and crafts, including two Worst Case Scenario books (Chronicle), the hit Nancy Drew's Guide to Life (Running Press), and the successful first edition of Things I Want to Punch in the Face (Prospect Park Books). She has toured the nation delivering a hilarious slide show on dating and sex to college students; she co-runs The Business of Books; she writes two blogs; and she has more than twenty-two thousand Twitter followers. Jen lives in Seattle, Washington.
| Author | : Elena Matthews |
| Publisher | : Elena Matthews |
| Total Pages | : 183 |
| Release | : 2020-09-18 |
| Genre | : Fiction |
| ISBN | : |
Once upon a time… A sister told her brothers, “Eventually, a girl is going to come along and flip your worlds upside down.” She was right… ...and Logan was the second to fall. From the instant Logan locked eyes on Ally, he knew she was the one. Usually, women flock to him, but the one woman whose attention he wants hates his guts. Lucky for Logan, his twin brother is getting married to Ally’s best friend, and as the best man, Logan is determined to make good use of planning the wedding to his advantage…especially with Ally being the maid of honor. It’s tough, trying to make her fall in love with him when all they do is argue, but slowly, Logan begins to show Ally his worth. Eventually, things between them begin to heat up…and the lust quickly accelerates into something deeper. But will Logan always need to prove himself to Ally because of his past, or will he ruin everything with one stupid bet?
| Author | : Benjamin von Eckartsberg |
| Publisher | : Ablaze Publishing |
| Total Pages | : 180 |
| Release | : 2022-01-19 |
| Genre | : Comics & Graphic Novels |
| ISBN | : |
GUNG-HO Vol 2 picks up shortly after the events in “Short Circuit,” where at Fort Apache, the situation is more tense than ever, as the threat posed by the rippers adds to an increasingly difficult life for the colony, which is running out of supplies, heavy weapons and ammunition. In the midst of it all, Archer accuses Bagster of raping Celine, and demands a public trial from Kingsten. But the trial does not go as planned. Instead of Bagster, it's Archer who is accused, betrayed and condemned by false evidence. He is exiled from Fort Apache, and tattooed with a cross on his forehead, a mark that makes him an outlaw, unable to seek refuge in any colony whatsoever. But Zack doesn't believe in his brother's guilt, so an expedition is launched into the danger zone. Unbeknownst to the rest of the community, the teens go to look for Archer, if he is still alive. The expedition will not be without risks though, nor without unpleasant surprises... GUNG-HO Volume 2 collects the next two storylines of the critically acclaimed series, "Sexy Beast" and "Anger," into one terrific, tension-filled volume! BONUS: A complete cover gallery!
| Author | : Tim Seeley |
| Publisher | : Devil's Due Digital |
| Total Pages | : 163 |
| Release | : 2011 |
| Genre | : Comics & Graphic Novels |
| ISBN | : 1933160241 |
| Author | : Tim Seeley |
| Publisher | : Image Comics |
| Total Pages | : 426 |
| Release | : 2010-08-31 |
| Genre | : Comics & Graphic Novels |
| ISBN | : 1534305246 |
At the end of every horror movie, one girl always survives...in this case, Cassie Hack not only survives, she turns the tables by hunting and destroying the horrible slashers that would do harm to the innocent! Alongside the gentle giant known as Vlad, the two cut a bloody path through those who deserve to be put down...hard!
| Author | : Jen Lancaster |
| Publisher | : Penguin |
| Total Pages | : 353 |
| Release | : 2014-05-06 |
| Genre | : Biography & Autobiography |
| ISBN | : 045141764X |
One would think that with her impressive list of bestselling self-improvement memoirs Jen Lancaster would have it all together by now. One would be wrong. After all, she’s no Martha Stewart. And that’s why Jen is going to Martha up and live her life according to the advice of America’s overachieving older sister—the woman who turns lemons into lavender-infused lemonade. By immersing herself in Martha’s media empire, Jen embarks on a yearlong quest to take herself, her house, her husband (and maybe even her pets) to the next level—from closet organization to party planning. Maybe Jen can avoid food poisoning if she follows Martha’s dictates on proper storage. Maybe she can rid her workout clothes of meatball stains by using Martha’s laundry tips. Maybe she can create a more meaningful anniversary celebration than getting drunk in the pool with her husband. Again. And maybe she’ll discover that the key to happiness does, in fact, lie in Martha’s perfectly arranged cupboards and charcuterie platters.
| Author | : Dare You Stamp Co. |
| Publisher | : Simon and Schuster |
| Total Pages | : 112 |
| Release | : 2022-10-25 |
| Genre | : Family & Relationships |
| ISBN | : 1646432908 |
Put the holiday stress behind you and tune out all that merriment bullshit with this swear word coloring book. Holidays are stressful. Family dinners. Entertaining. In-laws. Christmas shopping. Crowds. Did we say in-laws? At this time of year, you might just have a resting Grinch face all the time. Sometimes you just need to throw off the tinsel and yell at the top of your lungs for everyone to “fuck off.” When you’ve had a shitty month and just need to vent, give life the proverbial finger and soothe the end-of-the-year stress away with Fuck Off, Holidays, I’m Coloring. Tune out the festive bullshit and unwind with your favorite profanities, belligerent one-liners, and immature insults. Color inside the lines—or out, you can do as you damn well please—and find that inner peace that’s buried in there underneath all that holiday spirit crap. Some of the phrases in this coloring book include: - Sleigh me - You’re a ho ho ho! - On the first day of Christmas, some dipshit gave to me… - Have a shitty New Year - Bah humbug! - Frosty bitch - It’s beginning to feel a lot like fuck this This coloring book features 50 kickass designs for when the holiday season gives you 50 shades of bullshit. Use colored pencils, gel pens, markers, watercolors, or even crayons—these coloring pages are printed on one side so you don’t have to worry about any bleed through ruining your fucking masterpieces. It’s time to ditch the holiday stressors and take out your frustration on these creative and empowering color pages instead. Spike that eggnog, Ebenzer Scrooge, and color through the twelve days of Christmas with Fuck Off, Holidays, I’m Coloring.
