Hello! My Name Is TRISTAN And My Pen Is Huge!

Hello! My Name Is TRISTAN And My Pen Is Huge!
Author: Mens Dirty Joke Publishing
Publisher:
Total Pages: 112
Release: 2019-06-16
Genre:
ISBN: 9781074288549

The perfect gift for men called Tristan who love their Weenie. Are you looking for a special gift for a loved person or someone close to you? This funny dirty penis joke pun Notebook / Journal, name personalized, is perfect to write down everything comes in mind - use it for your brilliant ideas, as a to-do list, for phone numbers, for saving your memories, as a diary or planner. Your new notebook: high-quality cover great themed design personalized name 110 pages blank white paper, dotted 6 x 9 inch size Cool Notebook are perfect for: Birthday Gifts Christmas Gifts Name Day Gift Co-worker & Boss Gift Student Gifts College & School Supplies and many more Find other Names and click on the Authors Name.

The Miracle of Tristan Ray Thompson

The Miracle of Tristan Ray Thompson
Author: Robert Hernandez
Publisher: Christian Faith Publishing, Inc.
Total Pages: 112
Release: 2022-11-03
Genre: Religion
ISBN: 1098057384

This is a story about a very unique young man, a man who, in essence, was truly a child at heart. I came to know Tristan as someone who was filled with love for others, especially those that have been rejected by life and society. He himself was a child that had endured rejection by society in general, but also, there was rejection by some family members, as well. Yet itaEUR(tm)s a story of great triumph, a story where victory came into his life. A story of overcoming all the ugliness that life can bring into a personaEUR(tm)s life.Life has a way of bringing tragedy into oneaEUR(tm)s life, and the character of a person can be determined by the tragedies they experience. Tristan encountered his tragedy at a very young age, when he was four years old. In life, we either overcome tragedies, or they will overcome us. This is the story of how Tristan overcame his and became the wonderful child you will read about.There was much pain, suffering, heartbreak, and rejection in his short life. Yet this precious child emerged victorious when it was all said and done. He was blessed with many gifts and talents, and he was able to express these through his writings, which I have shared herein. One of his best gifts was his ability to love others despite his lifeaEUR(tm)s struggles. He had a heart of compassion for the less fortunate. He loved others with his whole heart.He was a very intelligent young man, had a great sense of humor, and was a wonderful poet. As you read his story, IaEUR(tm)m sure it will inspire and encourage others who may have experienced rejection and tragedy in their lives or in the lives of those they may know. This is my hope. His life definitely inspired me. This story is about a child who battled sexual abuse at a very young age, rejection, and drug abuse. Yet he overcame, and I hope it inspires others with the same hope, that they also can overcome. It was a great privilege for me to know this precious child, and IaEUR(tm)m sure that those who read his story will come to feel the same. ItaEUR(tm)s a story of triumph.

Firekeeper's Daughter

Firekeeper's Daughter
Author: Angeline Boulley
Publisher: Henry Holt and Company (BYR)
Total Pages: 428
Release: 2021-03-16
Genre: Young Adult Fiction
ISBN: 1250766575

A PRINTZ MEDAL WINNER! A MORRIS AWARD WINNER! AN AMERICAN INDIAN YOUTH LITERATURE AWARD YA HONOR BOOK! A REESE WITHERSPOON x HELLO SUNSHINE BOOK CLUB YA PICK An Instant #1 New York Times Bestseller Soon to be adapted at Netflix for TV with President Barack Obama and Michelle Obama's production company, Higher Ground. “One of this year's most buzzed about young adult novels.” —Good Morning America A TIME Magazine Best YA Book of All Time Selection Amazon's Best YA Book of 2021 So Far (June 2021) A 2021 Kids' Indie Next List Selection An Entertainment Weekly Most Anticipated Books of 2021 Selection A PopSugar Best March 2021 YA Book Selection With four starred reviews, Angeline Boulley's debut novel, Firekeeper's Daughter, is a groundbreaking YA thriller about a Native teen who must root out the corruption in her community, perfect for readers of Angie Thomas and Tommy Orange. Eighteen-year-old Daunis Fontaine has never quite fit in, both in her hometown and on the nearby Ojibwe reservation. She dreams of a fresh start at college, but when family tragedy strikes, Daunis puts her future on hold to look after her fragile mother. The only bright spot is meeting Jamie, the charming new recruit on her brother Levi’s hockey team. Yet even as Daunis falls for Jamie, she senses the dashing hockey star is hiding something. Everything comes to light when Daunis witnesses a shocking murder, thrusting her into an FBI investigation of a lethal new drug. Reluctantly, Daunis agrees to go undercover, drawing on her knowledge of chemistry and Ojibwe traditional medicine to track down the source. But the search for truth is more complicated than Daunis imagined, exposing secrets and old scars. At the same time, she grows concerned with an investigation that seems more focused on punishing the offenders than protecting the victims. Now, as the deceptions—and deaths—keep growing, Daunis must learn what it means to be a strong Anishinaabe kwe (Ojibwe woman) and how far she’ll go for her community, even if it tears apart the only world she’s ever known.

The First Book of Classical Horror Stories

The First Book of Classical Horror Stories
Author: D F Lewis
Publisher: Lulu.com
Total Pages: 238
Release: 2012-06-27
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1471762742

An anthology of Horror Stories by various authors on the theme of Classical Music. ----- Editor's potentially biased appraisal: A basic reasonably priced paperback in the good-hearted tradition of the Small Press of yesteryear, with all its mixture of good and potential characterful 'idiosyncracies'. ----- "The 'Classical' in 'Classical Music' entails Romantic and all manner of other styles ancient and new: a Marriage of Heaven and Hell from Baroque to Broke. Indents and spacings-out with ligetis or ligottis and other knots of text that create new visions, new meanings: ugly or sublime, rarely neither, often both." a quotation from 'Thumper-Monster: The Phenomenology of Music' (2001) by Tokkmaster Clerke ----- "Classical music is the music that is sold from the Classical Music department of HMV in Oxford Street, London." a quotation from 'Simple Definitions' (1996) by Nial Hopper

Real Estate Prospecting

Real Estate Prospecting
Author: Tristan Ahumada
Publisher: John Wiley & Sons
Total Pages: 249
Release: 2023-04-19
Genre: Business & Economics
ISBN: 1394172176

The ultimate guide to real estate prospecting for both rookies and veterans In Real Estate Prospecting: Create a Million-Dollar Life Through Relationships, Online Leads, Technology, and Social Media, founder, consultant, and real estate team leader Tristan Ahumada delivers a comprehensive discussion of the resources and strategies available to rookie and experienced agents who wish to succeed at the highest levels of the industry. In the book, you’ll explore techniques used by leading agents to become the best brokers, agents, and team leaders they can be. From developing a championship mindset to setting up an unbeatable sales system, the author also explains how to: Create and take advantage of a powerful real estate lead database Use live, virtual, and hybrid connections to round out your strategy Network with precision and efficiency to make the most of your time and energy An essential and exciting new resource from one of the masters of the real estate industry, Real Estate Prospecting is a hands-on demonstration of the tactics, strategies, and tools you need to master to become the best agent, sales leader, or broker in your region.

These Precious Days

These Precious Days
Author: Ann Patchett
Publisher: HarperCollins
Total Pages: 320
Release: 2021-11-23
Genre: Biography & Autobiography
ISBN: 0063092808

The beloved New York Times bestselling author reflects on home, family, friendships and writing in this deeply personal collection of essays. "The elegance of Patchett’s prose is seductive and inviting: with Patchett as a guide, readers will really get to grips with the power of struggles, failures, and triumphs alike." —Publisher's Weekly “Any story that starts will also end.” As a writer, Ann Patchett knows what the outcome of her fiction will be. Life, however, often takes turns we do not see coming. Patchett ponders this truth in these wise essays that afford a fresh and intimate look into her mind and heart. At the center of These Precious Days is the title essay, a surprising and moving meditation on an unexpected friendship that explores “what it means to be seen, to find someone with whom you can be your best and most complete self.” When Patchett chose an early galley of actor and producer Tom Hanks’ short story collection to read one night before bed, she had no idea that this single choice would be life changing. It would introduce her to a remarkable woman—Tom’s brilliant assistant Sooki—with whom she would form a profound bond that held monumental consequences for them both. A literary alchemist, Patchett plumbs the depths of her experiences to create gold: engaging and moving pieces that are both self-portrait and landscape, each vibrant with emotion and rich in insight. Turning her writer’s eye on her own experiences, she transforms the private into the universal, providing us all a way to look at our own worlds anew, and reminds how fleeting and enigmatic life can be. From the enchantments of Kate DiCamillo’s children’s books (author of The Beatryce Prophecy) to youthful memories of Paris; the cherished life gifts given by her three fathers to the unexpected influence of Charles Schultz’s Snoopy; the expansive vision of Eudora Welty to the importance of knitting, Patchett connects life and art as she illuminates what matters most. Infused with the author’s grace, wit, and warmth, the pieces in These Precious Days resonate deep in the soul, leaving an indelible mark—and demonstrate why Ann Patchett is one of the most celebrated writers of our time.

The Real James Herriot

The Real James Herriot
Author: Jim Wight
Publisher:
Total Pages: 408
Release: 2000
Genre: Biography & Autobiography
ISBN:

The author writes about the life of his famous veterinarian father.

The Inorganic

The Inorganic
Author: Neale Hambidge
Publisher: Arena books
Total Pages: 318
Release: 2009-08
Genre: Artificial intelligence
ISBN: 1906791325

From the end of the Second World War to the 21st century, a British research establishment secretly achieves the invention of a being that is not human. M16 agent Sean Heyward uncovers the secret experiment and finds that the original mandate was to create a sinister defensive weapon.