Hello! My Name Is JAKE And My Pen Is Huge!

Hello! My Name Is JAKE And My Pen Is Huge!
Author: Mens Dirty Joke Publishing
Publisher:
Total Pages: 112
Release: 2019-06-15
Genre:
ISBN: 9781074170936

The perfect gift for men called Jake who love their Weenie. Are you looking for a special gift for a loved person or someone close to you? This funny dirty penis joke pun Notebook / Journal, name personalized, is perfect to write down everything comes in mind - use it for your brilliant ideas, as a to-do list, for phone numbers, for saving your memories, as a diary or planner. Your new notebook: high-quality cover great themed design personalized name 110 pages blank white paper, dotted 6 x 9 inch size Cool Notebook are perfect for: Birthday Gifts Christmas Gifts Name Day Gift Co-worker & Boss Gift Student Gifts College & School Supplies and many more Find other Names and click on the Authors Name.

Trouble in the House of Jacob

Trouble in the House of Jacob
Author: Hale Meserow
Publisher: Strategic Book Publishing
Total Pages: 666
Release: 2008-10
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1606930192

In Trouble in the House of Jacob, cults are exposed, false religions are laid bare, New Age spiritism is shown for its emptiness, and ordinary people are caught up in the grand theater of God's plan for humanity.

MOTHERLOAD / MOTHERLODE

MOTHERLOAD / MOTHERLODE
Author: Lana Skauge
Publisher: Absolute XPress
Total Pages: 50
Release: 2018-11-27
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 177053007X

There are many kinds of mothers today—birth, adoptive, grandmothers and mothers of necessity. In this collection of mothering stories, Lana Skauge retells some of her favourites. Six stories about life’s lessons using metaphors and simple truths. They are based on her interactive performance pieces, bound by a tradition of storytelling (that ancient way of remembering through spiritual heartspeak) and told here by a straight shooting prairie girl! Back copy: Reworked from her live performances, these stories are “life lessons” told through metaphor and simple truths. Meant to be read aloud they focus on the renewal brought about by Spring and Motherhood. All six stories presented are told in an ancient storyteller tradition where each vignett, through spiritual-heart-speak and motherly-instinct, tugs at the heart strings of hope, happiness and heritage. Introduction: It is a Mother’s load, one that we accept without hesitation. Whether we are—birth mothers, adoptive mothers, grandmothers or mothers of necessity our children will one day tell our stories. What a responsibility! My life lessons are best told using metaphor and simple truths. They have rewarded me with a motherlode that I never expected. Reworked from my performances, the following pieces are bound by the tradition of storytelling, that ancient way of remembering through spiritual heartspeak and instinct that, for me, comes from a straight shooter prairie girl who has always listened to her motherland. Stories: Whale Sounds – For my brother, Denny. Matta’s Wish – For Judith Mercer, who walks in grace. The Fool and the Storyteller – Part of the sky, sweet Mom, I still feel you. Motherload - For all Mothers. Grandma’s Hands - For Grandmothers When the Sky Got Bigger - For Artie and Holly.

Ride on the Curl'd Clouds

Ride on the Curl'd Clouds
Author: Caroline Nesbitt
Publisher: Lulu.com
Total Pages: 185
Release: 2009-06
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 0578023849

'Black Beauty' meets 'Dharma Bums' in this tale of jumping horses and the people who live by them. First on the scene of a horrific van crash that involves her best friend, a shady owner in the 'insurance' business, and four world-class horses, professional jump rider 'Chelle Martin finds herself in the middle of an intrigue where drugs and dreams collide - while juggling horses, an out-of-control-teenaged daughter, potential romance, & even, perhaps, a new career.

Prisoner of the System

Prisoner of the System
Author: Louis Que
Publisher: Xlibris Corporation
Total Pages: 217
Release: 2013-04-10
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1479791989

Jake Carpenter was lucky to be alive. After a serious car accident that left him with a rare-form epilepsy, he climbs his way back into the ring of life. Follow him through the world of Mental Health to bouts with the CIA, to the steps of the White House, and eventually, into the lap of the most powerful man on earth. Watch as he battles with governmental forces on his way to predicting the second coming of Jesus. Based on a true story

The Mirror

The Mirror
Author: Margaret Safo (Mrs.)
Publisher: Graphic Communications Group
Total Pages: 32
Release: 2005-03-19
Genre:
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Jena Parker "The Final Resolution"

Jena Parker
Author: Betty Swem
Publisher: iUniverse
Total Pages: 810
Release: 2020-10-25
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 166320604X

Jena Parker finds herself part of a mercenary army after its leader frees her from prison to fight his ruthless enemy in a war that started long ago. Now one of the recruits, Jena discovers there is more going on when she sees some of her fellow inmates have also been taken from prison and recruited to fight in this bloody conflict. At the same time, Jake Paterson, the love of Jena’s life, learns she has vanished. He begins a relentless search, only to discover that a corrupt police officer was involved in her disappearance. Desperate to uncover the truth, Jake seeks out his best friend, Ken Stewart. The two confront the crooked cop and force him to confess to the mysterious kidnapping ring. Jake and Ken then enlist an adventurous author and several others to help them rescue Jena. Jena, now fighting forces beyond her control, sees her past and present merging. Knowing the time has come to confront her dark side, and haunted by the man who murdered her father, she yearns to face her demons once and for all and find the light she believes lives within her. But will Jake and his team get to her in time? Will the lovers be reunited? Will she ever overcome her cold and blood-soaked past? While she’s caught between the two vicious armies, she also realizes the time has come to fight the hardest battle of all, to win her souls redemption which leads her to the only thing she has left: her final resolution.

The Sense of an Ending

The Sense of an Ending
Author: Julian Barnes
Publisher: Vintage
Total Pages: 158
Release: 2011-10-05
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 0307957330

BOOKER PRIZE WINNER • NATIONAL BESTSELLER • A novel that follows a middle-aged man as he contends with a past he never much thought about—until his closest childhood friends return with a vengeance: one of them from the grave, another maddeningly present. A novel so compelling that it begs to be read in a single setting, The Sense of an Ending has the psychological and emotional depth and sophistication of Henry James at his best, and is a stunning achievement in Julian Barnes's oeuvre. Tony Webster thought he left his past behind as he built a life for himself, and his career has provided him with a secure retirement and an amicable relationship with his ex-wife and daughter, who now has a family of her own. But when he is presented with a mysterious legacy, he is forced to revise his estimation of his own nature and place in the world.

13 Gifts: A Wish Novel

13 Gifts: A Wish Novel
Author: Wendy Mass
Publisher: Scholastic Inc.
Total Pages: 354
Release: 2011-09-01
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 0545387930

Wendy Mass turns to another magical birthday: 13!When Tara, a self-proclaimed shrinking violet, steals the school mascot, a goat, in order to make some friends with the popular crowd and gets caught, she gets herself in a heap of trouble. In addition, her parents decide that instead of taking her on their summer trip to Madagascar to study the courtship rituals of the Bamboo Lemur, she must go stay with her aunt, uncle, and bratty cousin Emily St. Claire in Willow Falls. Tara thinks it's a good time to start over; she'll be turning 13 after all, so she might as well make the best of it and perhaps even attempt to break out of her shell (in a non-criminal manner). What Tara doesn't know is that this charmed town has something big in store for her on her 13th birthday. It's not a typical birthday. But then again, nothing is Willow Falls is exactly typical!

Graceful: A Wish Novel

Graceful: A Wish Novel
Author: Wendy Mass
Publisher: Scholastic Inc.
Total Pages: 196
Release: 2015-04-28
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 0545773156

The final story in the bestselling Willow Falls series from Wendy Mass, now coming to WISH! Angelina D'Angelo has left town to see the world. It's now Grace's turn to use her magic to protect the people of Willow Falls, and she is up to the challenge. This is her destiny, after all. But destiny is a funny thing -- it doesn't always behave the way you'd expect it to. Mysterious postcards from Angelina begin showing up in the mail, Grace's parents are freaking out with worry, and something BIG is coming to town that will affect everybody who lives there. But all Grace is powerful enough to do is turn leftover meatloaf into pizza. Fortunately, she's not alone. She has Team Grace on her side! Amanda, Leo, Rory, Tara, David, and Connor know a thing or two about magic and how it works. But none of them are prepared for what's coming, and none of them know how to stop it. Life in Willow Falls is about to change forever.