He Sneezed On Me

He Sneezed On Me
Author: Donald Woodburn
Publisher: Donald Woodburn
Total Pages: 34
Release: 2006
Genre: Children's stories, English
ISBN: 0620369787

"Stand Back," Said the Elephant, "I'm Going to Sneeze!"

Author: Patricia Thomas
Publisher: Harper Collins
Total Pages: 40
Release: 1990-04-23
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN: 0688093388

All the animals are in a panic. The elephant's sneeze would blow the monkeys out of the trees, the feathers off the birds, the stripes off the zebra. Even the fish and the fly, the crocodile and the kangaroo, know what a catastrophe that sneeze would be. "Please don't sneeze!" they beg. . . . The classic story of an enormous sneeze in the marking, told in sprightly nonsense verse, has been newly illustrated in full color to delight a new generation of fans.

You Make Me Sneeze!

You Make Me Sneeze!
Author: Sharon G. Flake
Publisher: Astra Publishing House
Total Pages: 47
Release: 2024-02-20
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1662620209

Perfect for fans of Mo Willems and Jon Klassen, award-winning author Sharon G. Flake’s story about a very serious cat and a very silly duck will inspire giggles with every reading. Best friends Duck and Cat have a problem—Cat makes Duck sneeze! “I think—achoo!—I’m allergic to you,” Duck declares. Hilarity ensues as Cat keeps trying to solve the problem—but Duck keeps sneezing! Is Duck really allergic to Cat or is something else going on? Written completely in dialogue, this text is fun to read aloud and easy enough for newly independent readers to enjoy on their own. Humorous illustrations highlight the characters' personalities, emphasizing Duck's quirky humor and Cat's earnestness. This dynamic duo will charm readers as the sly friendship tale keeps them laughing.

The Day the Cow Sneezed

The Day the Cow Sneezed
Author: James Flora
Publisher:
Total Pages: 48
Release: 2010
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 9781592700974

A cow sneezes and sets off a series of ridiculous events.

And He Sneezed Again!

And He Sneezed Again!
Author: Kayci Visalli
Publisher:
Total Pages: 25
Release: 2017-04-10
Genre:
ISBN: 9780692860830

Lovable, little Hilbert Henry Higginbot, wakes up one morning with a sneeze, then another, and another. Hilbert doesn't like sneezing, not one little bit, and he's willing to try anything to get rid of them! When there appears to be no relief in sight, he calls the only person he can think of to help. Hilbert gets more help than he bargained for and learns there is at least one thing more annoying than sneezing...and he can't get rid of that either! Now, what is he going to do?This delightful and charming tale, with its quirky humor, is as entertaining to read as it is to listen. In rhyming and metered verse, "And He Sneezed Again!" was originally written to amuse and engage the author's grandson, diagnosed with Autism Spectrum Disorder, Sensory Integration Dysfunction, and global developmental delay. Because he responded positively to instrumental music, this grandmother-turned-author penned the story lines to simulate percussion rhythms in a creative effort to promote literacy and stimulate language development.

When Jesus Sneezes

When Jesus Sneezes
Author: Jaclyn Taylor
Publisher: Tate Publishing
Total Pages: 24
Release: 2011-06
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1617771554

Jackson isn't sure what his mom means when she says, 'Jesus must have sneezed,' but he wants to find out. In this story, read about how a young boy learns that blessing others through gifts and acts of service is also a blessing to Jesus. 'Cute concept, deep truth. This is a story that can be passed on through the generations When Jesus Sneezes gives children something that will catch and hold their imagination.' Andy Reese, author, Freedom Tools

The Flea's Sneeze

The Flea's Sneeze
Author: Lynn Downey
Publisher: Macmillan
Total Pages: 36
Release: 2005-05
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 0805077561

A flea with a cold startles all the animals in the barn when it sneezes unexpectedly.

Sneezenesia

Sneezenesia
Author: Deb Lucke
Publisher: Houghton Mifflin Harcourt
Total Pages: 45
Release: 2010-10-04
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 0547505973

Once there was a boy who sneezed so hard, he forgot his own name. Then he sneezed again, and he forgot where he was, and who his mom was, and a whole bunch of other important stuff. Pretty soon he’d sneezed out everything he learned the entire year. ACHOO! . . . and spelling, math, and all the U.S. presidents came flying out of his nose. And things just got worse from there. . . . Humorous, understated text and outrageous, vividly colored illustrations tell how the boy gets everything he’s forgotten back into his head where it belongs, making for a tale that is truly sneezesational.

A Dinosaur Made Me Sneeze

A Dinosaur Made Me Sneeze
Author: Carla Mae Jansen
Publisher:
Total Pages:
Release: 2020
Genre: Geochemical cycles
ISBN: 9781735042701

A Dinosaur Made Me Sneeze is a rip-roaring adventure traveling the rock cycle, cruising through time, and landing home in time for dinner! This incredible story introduces changes through the Earth's history, three types of rocks, and more! Watch out for asteroids and volcanoes along the way!

Sneezing Jesus

Sneezing Jesus
Author: Brian Hardin
Publisher: NavPress
Total Pages: 161
Release: 2017-07-11
Genre: Religion
ISBN: 1631467433

Are you ready to be human? Human. God. Two words that jar against each other and yet describe Jesus perfectly. Jesus was fully human and fully divine, which is extraordinary. But He was also ordinary in the most counterintuitive way: His life shows us what normal humanity is supposed to look like. Jesus came to earth to redeem humanity itself, and through Him, that redeemed humanity is available to us all. In Sneezing Jesus, Brian Hardin journeys through vivid Gospel stories, pointing to a revolutionary truth: If Jesus was a normal human living a normal human life, then His death and resurrection didn’t just save our souls—it saves our humanity here and now.