Hard Bite

Hard Bite
Author: Anonymous-9
Publisher: Down & Out Books
Total Pages: 161
Release: 2013
Genre:
ISBN:

The hit-and-run driver took everything—his wife, child and legs. Now a paraplegic, Dean Drayhart unleashes payback on suspected hit-and-runners in Los Angeles with helper-monkey Sid as his deadly assistant. Dean’s gentle, doting nurse knows nothing about what he’s up to and when Sid tears out the throat of a Mexican Mafia member, Marcie is kidnapped in order to force Dean’s surrender. Armed with nothing but his wits, Sid, and a sympathetic streetwalker named Cinda, Dean manipulates drug-cartel carnales and the Los Angeles Sheriff’s Department in a David-against-Goliath plot that twists and turns to a heart-pounding finale. HARD BITE is ideal reading for fans of Carl Hiaasen and Tim Dorsey. Praise for HARD BITE “…outlandish in every way—a crazed noir excursion into an unprecedented heart of darkness. Violent and sometimes funny, always entertaining.” — T. Jefferson Parker, three-time Edgar Award winner “The best, most fiercely original crime novel I’ve read in a long time” —Ray Garton, World Horror Grand Master Award recipient “A carnival of nightmarish fun, HARD BITE had me gasping from one outlandishly terrifying act to the next, each scene involving The Grim Reaper in a wheelchair; a sharp-fanged, treacherous monkey; a SWAT-team posse of drugged Mexican killers; and/or more tough-but-lovable women with guns than a Mickey Spillane novel.” —Jack Getze, Fiction Editor, Spinetingler Magazine “By the end, your heart aches a little for the narrator. That’s the true goal of fiction, or it ought to be—to shift you on your foundations in the reading, leaving you off in a slightly different place from where you started.” — Sophie Littlefield, A Bad Day For Sorry, A Bad Day For Pretty “The ride is electric...quality that other writers should aspire to achieve.” —Joseph Patchen for Lurid Lit “Nasty, but a beating heart underneath …very clever; lovely writing.” —Patti Abbott, Derringer Award winner “Anonymous-9 is one of my favorite crime writers.” —Nick Mamatas, Bram Stoker and International Horror Guild awards nominee

Bite Hard

Bite Hard
Author: Justin Chin
Publisher:
Total Pages: 130
Release: 1997
Genre: Fiction
ISBN:

The first collection by award-winning poet Justin Chin. He explores his identity as Asian, gay, and a lover.

Bite Harder

Bite Harder
Author: Anonymous-9
Publisher: Blasted Heath Ltd
Total Pages: 171
Release: 2014-09-01
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1908688726

Some say he's a serial killer. Others, a vigilante doing what police can't or won't do. What's certain is that Dean Drayhart, a paraplegic, will soon sit on death row for killing hit-and-run drivers in Los Angeles. But not if the Mexican Mafia gets hold of him first. Somewhere, Dean's trained companion monkey Sid and girlfriend Cinda are outrunning the law in a fast '98 Trans Am. The Los Angeles Sheriff's Department wants Sid, dead or alive. Dean may be broken in body but his fierce spirit is determined to protect Sid and Cinda in the most creative ways imaginable. Hardboiled, funny, relentless, and unexpectedly tender-hearted, Bite Harder delivers riotous action all the way to a bombshell climax that could only have been written by Anonymous-9, the self-declared mad scientist of crime fiction. Praise for Bite Harder"Brilliantly, brutally funny, so real you can taste it. Starring Sid, the cutest serial-killing helper monkey in all fiction." — Douglas Lindsay, author of the Barney Thomson novels"Bite Harder is part screwball comedy, part killer crime story entirely unlike anything else out there. It is unique and vicious and bloody funny but what kept me turning pages deep into the night was its heart. I loved Hard Bite, and Bite Harder is even better, stronger, wilder." — Josh Stallings, Beautiful, Naked & Dead"Few books have a killer monkey, and fewer still have a writer as funny, incisive, and down-and-dirty brilliant as Anonymous-9." — Benjamin Whitmer, Cry Father"If Tim Dorsey got shot out of a cannon and landed in Los Angeles he might write something like Bite Harder — with a paraplegic and a monkey doppleganging for Dorsey's sunny psychotic Serge Storms and sidekick Coleman." — Les Edgerton, The Genuine, Imitation, Plastic Kidnapping"Anonymous-9 is a writer you can trust — to be batshit crazy. I loved this book even more than the first one. Another wicked, twisted plot that is laugh-out-loud funny and so well-written that you almost believe the impossible." — Terry Shames, The Killing at Cotton Hill "Deranged Dean Drayhart and Sid the killer service monkey dispense cold justice together like Master Blaster let loose on the streets of Los Angeles... for me it was love at first bite!" — Thomas Pluck, Blade of Dishonor "Anonymous-9 has something new to say, and says it in a voice both powerful and passionate" — Robert J Randisi, Arch AngelsAlso by Anonymous-9, Hard Bite, described by three-time Edgar winner T. Jefferson Parker as "a crazed noir excursion into an unprecedented heart of darkness. From the opening line on, it challenges and confronts, attacks and confounds. Violent and sometimes funny, always entertaining."

Bite

Bite
Author: Bill Schutt
Publisher: Algonquin Books
Total Pages: 277
Release: 2024-08-13
Genre: Science
ISBN: 164375615X

From three-inch fang blennies to thirty-foot prehistoric crocodiles, from gaboon vipers to Neanderthals, Bite is a fascinating journey through the natural, scientific, and cultural history of something right in front of—or in—our faces: teeth. In Bite, zoologist Bill Schutt makes a surprising case: it is teeth that are responsible for the long-term success of vertebrates. The appearance of teeth, roughly half a billion years ago, was an adaptation that allowed animals with backbones, such as fish, amphibians, reptiles, birds, dinosaurs and mammals—including us—to chow down in pretty much every conceivable environment. And it’s not just food. Tusks and fangs have played crucial roles as defensive weapons—glimpsing the upper canines of snarling dogs is all it takes to know that teeth are an efficient means of aggression. Vampire bats use their razor-sharp teeth to obtain a widespread but generally untappable resource: blood. Early humans employed their teeth as tools to soften tough fibers and animal hides. Our teeth project information and social status—the ancient Etruscans were the first to wear tooth bling, and it’s doubtful that George Washington would have been elected president without the false teeth he wore. So much of what we know about life on this planet has come from the study of fossilized teeth, which have provided information not only about evolution but also about famine, war, and disease. In his signature witty style, the author of Pump and Cannibalism shows us how our continued understanding of teeth may help us humans through current and future crises, from Alzheimer’s disease to mental health issues. Bite is popular science at its best and will appeal to readers of Mary Roach, Merlin Sheldrake, and Ed Yong.

How to Stop a Puppy from Biting

How to Stop a Puppy from Biting
Author: Donald Fishman
Publisher: David Visser
Total Pages: 45
Release:
Genre: Pets
ISBN:

How to Stop a Puppy from Biting: The Ultimate Guide for New Puppy Parents Are you struggling with a puppy that bites everything, including your hands, feet, and furniture? You're not alone! Biting is a normal part of a puppy's development, but it’s also a behavior that must be controlled early on to ensure your puppy grows into a well-mannered, gentle adult dog. How to Stop a Puppy from Biting is the ultimate guide that will teach you how to manage, reduce, and eliminate biting behavior through effective, humane training techniques. In this comprehensive guide, you’ll learn: Why Puppies Bite Understanding why puppies bite is crucial to addressing the behavior effectively. Puppies bite for several reasons: to explore their world, to alleviate teething discomfort, and during play. In this book, you'll discover the underlying causes of biting and how to differentiate between playful nipping, teething-related biting, and more problematic behavior such as fear-based or aggressive biting. Armed with this knowledge, you’ll be able to approach training with confidence and clarity. Step-by-Step Training Techniques Learn proven methods to stop biting, including positive reinforcement and redirection techniques. This book emphasizes kind, effective training methods to encourage your puppy to stop biting while fostering a trusting, loving relationship. Some of the key techniques include: Bite inhibition training: Teach your puppy to control the force of their bites, ensuring that even if they do nip, they won’t harm you or others. Redirection: Replace inappropriate biting (on hands or furniture) with appropriate chewing using toys and other objects. Verbal and non-verbal cues: Use clear commands like “no bite” and non-verbal cues to teach boundaries and guide your puppy to acceptable behaviors. Practical Solutions for Teething Puppies Puppies between 3 and 6 months old go through a painful teething phase, which often results in excessive chewing and biting. This guide provides essential teething survival tips, including safe and soothing chew toys, frozen treat ideas, and natural remedies that will help relieve your puppy’s discomfort while protecting your home from destruction. Socialization and Play as Key Training Tools Playtime isn’t just fun—it’s essential for teaching puppies how to interact appropriately with humans and other dogs. This book explains how proper socialization and supervised play help reduce biting behavior. You’ll learn how to safely introduce your puppy to new people, environments, and other animals while ensuring they understand boundaries during play. Tools and Techniques for Stubborn Biters Some puppies are more persistent with their biting habits. This guide covers advanced tools and techniques for managing stubborn biters, including: Time-outs: Implement effective time-outs to show your puppy that biting leads to the end of fun. Exercise pens and baby gates: Control your puppy’s environment to reduce overstimulation and create calm spaces for them to relax. Training aids: Explore the use of clickers, training collars, and harnesses to reinforce positive behaviors and discourage biting. Addressing Attention-Seeking and Fear-Based Biting Biting can sometimes be a sign of an underlying issue, such as attention-seeking or fear. This book helps you identify when your puppy is biting for attention and how to discourage the behavior without reinforcing it. You’ll also learn to recognize the signs of fear-based biting and how to gently guide your puppy through anxiety with positive reinforcement and gradual desensitization. Dealing with Aggressive Biting Although rare, some puppies may exhibit more aggressive biting behavior. This book provides advice on when to seek professional help and how to manage aggressive tendencies before they escalate. With tips on consulting a professional trainer or behaviorist, you’ll be equipped to handle even the most challenging biting behaviors. Bonus Chapter: Puppy Teething Survival Tips Teething is one of the most difficult phases for puppies, often leading to increased biting and chewing as they try to relieve gum pain. In the bonus chapter, you’ll find practical advice on how to make teething easier for your puppy, including DIY frozen treats, safe chew toys, and natural remedies. These tips will help your puppy navigate the teething process while saving your furniture—and your hands—from their sharp little teeth. Why This Book Is Essential for Every Puppy Owner This guide is perfect for both first-time puppy parents and experienced dog owners looking to refine their training techniques. With clear, step-by-step instructions and practical tips, How to Stop a Puppy from Biting offers everything you need to help your puppy grow into a gentle, well-behaved dog. If you’ve tried everything and are still struggling to stop your puppy from biting, this book will give you the solutions you’ve been searching for. With patience, consistency, and the right approach, you can transform your nippy puppy into a respectful, loving companion. Buy How to Stop a Puppy from Biting today and start enjoying life with a well-trained, gentle puppy!

Bite Risk

Bite Risk
Author: S.J. Wills
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Total Pages: 320
Release: 2023-08-29
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1665938005

In the remote, isolated town of Tremorglade, where all the adults are werewolves, thirteen-year-old Sel and the other kids begin to suspect something else sinister is putting them at even greater risk.

Bite of Cinder: Paranormal Reverse Harem Vampire Romance

Bite of Cinder: Paranormal Reverse Harem Vampire Romance
Author: Lydia Cvetok
Publisher: Lydia Cvetok
Total Pages: 325
Release: 2023-02-19
Genre: Fiction
ISBN:

Four vampires. Four Rock stars. All hers. My favorite rock band, Timeless Chains, is famous for their sinfully good looks and the mystery surrounding them. Anyone staying past midnight at their afterparties forgets the night. With my finals starting in a few days, I can't risk memory loss, but I can leave early. Or so I think. With girls hanging themselves on the band members, I don't even consider trying to get their attention. With my curves, they're out of my league. Golden, the bassist, doesn't seem to care. One passionate kiss and I forget all about my finals. Until Roan, the lead singer, walks in on us, his fangs out. I run out of the party so fast I leave my shoes behind, but they're the least of my problems. My friend's car isn't in the parking lot, and midnight is minutes away. Worse than that, Golden had bitten my lip, and suddenly, I'm craving blood. Now Hart, Blister, Roan, and Golden can't decide if they want me dead or in their beds. While they argue about me, all I can think about is that the vampire curse binds to magic, and I'm just a normal human girl. Aren't I? Bite of Cinder is book one in the paranormal reverse harem series featuring vampires, werewolves, dragon shifters, fae, witches, warlocks, and more. In this fairy tale retelling romance you can expect bbw curvy strong heroine as Cinderella, enemies to lovers and instalove why choose with humor and a touch of darkness. M/m/f without MM action. Urban fantasy setting. Heroes covered in tattoos. Royalty. And a mystery that needs solving. For fans of J Bree, Jasmine Mas, and Tessa Hale

First Bite

First Bite
Author: C. Gockel
Publisher: Carolynn Gockel
Total Pages: 2490
Release: 2023-11-07
Genre: Fiction
ISBN:

Urban Fantasy and Paranormal Romance with bite. Ten full-length novels featuring Vampires as villains, heroes, anti-heroes, love interests, and sometimes a bit of all the above. Sink your teeth into these novels by award-winning and USA Today bestselling authors. Download this collection now! About the books: Grendel & Beowulf by C. Gockel A curmudgeonly monster and the hero destined to destroy her … they might save the world if they can keep from killing each other. An enemies to lovers romance in a world where myths and fairy tales are real. Falling Dark by Christine Pope After surviving a near-fatal car accident, Serena Quinn grapples with uncontrollable visions, retreating from society to escape their grasp. And when a mysterious attack exposes her to a hidden world of scheming vampires, the enigmatic Silas emerges as her sole protector. A Scarlet Pathogen by C. Rene Astle Mina Sun is dying for life to return to normal after her mother’s sudden death. So she goes out for a night of drinking and dancing and wakes up to a life she never dreamed existed. Surrounded by vampires, werewolves and demons, will life ever be normal again? Crimson Trial by Holly Hook In a world where vampires reign, humans suffer, and challenging the elite is forbidden, I broke the rules. Striving to change our fate, I catch the eye of the powerful and relentless vampire. He reenters my life with a chilling proposition: “You’re mine.” Harsh Line by Ann Gimpel I’ve been hiding out forever in one guise or another. My nightclub, Ascent, is an “ask me no questions, and I’ll tell you no lies” haven. For everybody. I’m a Vampire. Far be it from me to judge. Dead Rising by Debra Dunbar When necromantic magic threatens the humans and supernaturals in Baltimore, it’s up to Templar Aria Ainsworth to right the wrongs and put the dead back in their graves. When Vamps Bite by Nicole Zoltack Detective Clarissa Tempest is determined to keep her city safe from vampires — but first, she needs to convince her team that they exist at all. Suspended from the force, Clarissa has no choice but to take matters into her own hands… Blood Vice by Angela Roquet When Detective Jenna Skye wakes up in the morgue to discover her partner is dead, she thinks her night can’t get any worse. Then she finds a werewolf squatting in her house and drops dead at dawn. She’s always wanted to take a bite out of crime, though maybe not this literally. Moonlight, Roses & Murder by Lorri Moulton & Anna-Violetta Carsini Selina is a woman with a secret…and she has been hiding it for a very long time. When someone leaves a body behind her club, she is drawn into a web of mystery and murder. Aurora Sky: Vampire Hunter by Nikki Jefford Her rare blood type sealed her fate as a vampire hunter in Alaska. Now eighteen-year-old Aurora Sky must evade the biggest threat of all...a forbidden love. Keywords: free urban fantasy, free fantasy romance, free paranormal romance, free vampire ebooks, free templar, free demons, free fae, free demigods, free legends, free vampire hunters, free paranormal mystery, free fantasy adventure, free epic fantasy