Happy Fucking 30th Birthday Bitch: Better Than a Birthday Card! Say Happy Birthday with Sass by Giving Her This Funny Birthday Book with 105 Lined Pag

Happy Fucking 30th Birthday Bitch: Better Than a Birthday Card! Say Happy Birthday with Sass by Giving Her This Funny Birthday Book with 105 Lined Pag
Author: Level Up Designs
Publisher: Independently Published
Total Pages: 108
Release: 2019-01-22
Genre: Family & Relationships
ISBN: 9781794624238

Wanna see if we have the age you are looking for on any of our birthday books? Just search the words level up designs + the age you are looking for + birthday, for example: level up designs 18th birthday. This book is the perfect birthday gift! It's fun, unique and sure to put a smile on their face. Great for a friend, loved one, or acquaintance, it will remind them of that special birthday for years to come. This book which can be used as a journal, diary, or notebook features: 105 lined pages SPACIOUS lines for plenty of room to write. QUALITY paper A book size of 8 1/2" x 11" which means more COMFORTABLE writing. A cover design that is PERFECT for your special someone! Click on our name above or search Level Up Designs books and check out some of our other fun birthday books!

Happy Fucking 30th Birthday Bitch

Happy Fucking 30th Birthday Bitch
Author: Karlon Douglas
Publisher:
Total Pages: 108
Release: 2019-07-02
Genre:
ISBN: 9781077466951

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Subversive Cross Stitch

Subversive Cross Stitch
Author: Julie Jackson
Publisher: Chronicle Books
Total Pages: 104
Release: 2006-04-13
Genre: Crafts & Hobbies
ISBN: 9780811853477

Needlework is America's most popular craft, with about 38 million stitchers according to the Hobby Industry of America. Subversive Cross Stitch puts a 21st-century spin to this age-old art. Step-by-step instructions for 35 hilarious projects are sure to appeal to the savvy stitch-n-bitch generation.

30 Shades Of Blue...

30 Shades Of Blue...
Author: Celisse "LadiBlue" Sims
Publisher: Celisse Sims
Total Pages: 240
Release: 2014-11-17
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 0692363122

In every hood there is, always ghetto superstars. Meet Candis, Nia, and Eva three divas from the hood of Miami, Florida. Candis (Candy), the hood chocolate Barbie, ex-stripper, video model every man’s and woman’s fantasy. Candy’s rule is Money over Everything and she doesn't care where, or who it comes from. Nia, every man’s perfect wife, smart, sexy and always a lady. C.E.O of one of Miami’s newest modeling agencies. Nia, the friend every female should have, loyal, and voice of reason. Eva, youngest member of the crew, pretty young and naïve, who’s trying to find herself and the one thing she never had a family. On the outside they have it all, money, bodies, and men which will give them the world. But even divas, has secrets and between the three, the secrets they hold can get them killed. But by sticking together having each other back they’re some bad bitches. But, it comes a point when every hood diva out grows the hood, and want the happily ever after. When one of the divas is taken by surprise when she falls in love again, only to have her heart broken again, as she turns back to her hood ways causing her to go after who causes her pain. Which cause a lot of old and new secrets to come out. With life quickly unraveling the divas have to choose between secrets, friends, or freedom….

Beach Read

Beach Read
Author: Emily Henry
Publisher: Penguin
Total Pages: 354
Release: 2021-05-25
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 0593336127

THE INSTANT NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER FROM THE #1 NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLING AUTHOR OF PEOPLE WE MEET ON VACATION! "Original, sparkling bright, and layered with feeling."--Sally Thorne, author of The Hating Game A romance writer who no longer believes in love and a literary writer stuck in a rut engage in a summer-long challenge that may just upend everything they believe about happily ever afters. Augustus Everett is an acclaimed author of literary fiction. January Andrews writes bestselling romance. When she pens a happily ever after, he kills off his entire cast. They're polar opposites. In fact, the only thing they have in common is that for the next three months, they're living in neighboring beach houses, broke, and bogged down with writer's block. Until, one hazy evening, one thing leads to another and they strike a deal designed to force them out of their creative ruts: Augustus will spend the summer writing something happy, and January will pen the next Great American Novel. She'll take him on field trips worthy of any rom-com montage, and he'll take her to interview surviving members of a backwoods death cult (obviously). Everyone will finish a book and no one will fall in love. Really.

Confessions of a Serial Songwriter

Confessions of a Serial Songwriter
Author: Shelly Peiken
Publisher: Rowman & Littlefield
Total Pages: 306
Release: 2016-03-01
Genre: Biography & Autobiography
ISBN: 1495063623

Confessions of a Serial Songwriter is an amusing and poignant memoir about songwriter Shelly Peiken's journey from young girl falling under the spell of magical songs to working professional songwriter writing hits of her own. It's about growing up, the creative process – the highs and the lows, the conflicts that arise between motherhood and career success, the divas and schemers, but also the talented and remarkable people she's found along the way. It's filled with stories and step-by-step advice about the songwriting process, especially collaboration. And it's about the challenge of staying relevant in a rapidly changing and youth-driven world. As Shelly so eloquently states in Confessions of a Serial Songwriter: “If I had to come up with one X factor that I could cite as a characteristic most hit songs have in common (and this excludes hit songs that are put forth by an already well-oiled machine...that is, a recording artist who has so much notoriety and momentum that just about anything he or she releases, as long as it's 'pretty good ' will have a decent shot at succeeding), I would say it would be: A universal sentiment in a unique frame.” Peiken has tapped the universal sentiment again and again; her songs have been recorded by such artists as Christina Aguilera, Natalie Cole, Selena Gomez, Celine Dion, the Pretenders, and others. In Confessions of a Serial Songwriter, she pulls the curtain back on the music business from the perspective of a behind-the-scenes hit creator and shares invaluable insight into the craft of songwriting.

Nuthouse Love

Nuthouse Love
Author: Kenny Attaway
Publisher: AuthorHouse
Total Pages: 363
Release: 2009-12
Genre: Family & Relationships
ISBN: 1449044549

Nuthouse Love, the one and only spin off of Kenny Attaway's novel Slum Beautiful, is a critical, up front; passionate oozing documented real life experiences of Rasheeda "Sade" Griffin and her three best friends Mesh, Bay and Nika plight to find true and meaningful love. But in their plight of finding true love the young girls' then woman engages in physical, emotional, spiritual, financial and social abuse shared by themselves, other woman and the men they become in unisome with. Unluckily throughout the sails in the winds of love self worth they discover not only the harsh reality of hurt, pain and agonies of domestic abuse, but they slip and fall in the egg yolk of their imperfections and insecurities. Regardless of the unforgettable mishaps of her close friends, others involved in her life; including supporting confidants Monica, Mrs. Cent and college friends and herself, she continues her voyage to the point of no return. Nuthouse not only details the experiences, trials and tribulations of many of the woman, but the harsh realism of the black man's fears, misguidance social and emotional troubles and enigmas as he/their boyfriends take them through at first hand experience that they'd refer to as the "nuthouse" and nuthouse love. The "nuthouse" term becomes symbolic for not only the feelings emerged from type of men the woman date and become evolved with, but a nickname for an actual place several of the characters visit in the impatient facility for abused woman Love Lockdown. Rich in detail, filled with angelic landscapes of unforgettable real life realities and mournful endings-Nuthouse Love is a must read.

The Black Aces MC

The Black Aces MC
Author: S Courtney
Publisher: S Courtney
Total Pages: 252
Release: 2020-11-29
Genre: Fiction
ISBN:

Just because they call me Cupid doesn't mean I will fall in love ever again. I'm Aleister McElroy. I'm rugged, tough, and hardcore. In fact, as a ember of the Black Aces MC, my motto is "f*ck love" No body and no circumstance is ever going to change that. I've done that before and have regretted it every time. If I have to put up with that fat cherub bastard again, I'll lose it. I'm Lyric Pullman, and the only luck I have is bad luck. In fact, it's worse than bad. I'm tending bar in some back water bar in a back water town after being abandoned by my so called loving boyfriend. As soon as I earn enough in tips I'm out of this sh*tshow. Then... The motorcycle club showed up. You'll love this angsty, hard tale of a hardcore MC biker and the down-on-her-luck bartender whose worlds collide in a small New Mexico town, because who doesn't love rugged men and a waitress in distress.

The One with The Bitch

The One with The Bitch
Author: Pijush Sinha
Publisher: StoryMirror Infotech Pvt Ltd
Total Pages: 336
Release: 2022-09-20
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 9394603336

About the Book: They are on a mission, He’s the operator, She’s the handler. It’s the mission of Seduction. The Mission gets the success, but yet everything goes haywire. He is gullible, OTT melodramatic and the mini version of SRK guy from Nagpur, who loves to be in love. She is a high class well to do Mumbaikar, a rebellious, independent, rude, unfiltered woman, with absolutely no respect to anything. Looks predictable, same old shitty love story, isn’t it? But the story of THE ONE WITH THE BITCH, can be you, or may not be you, but you will surely don’t want to end up like them. Or maybe you will? WILL YOU? About the Author: Pijush Sinha, 29-year-old founder, teacher and a newbie, wannabe writer, grew up in Chandrapur, The Black Gold City of India. Started his adventure with Chartered Accountancy, diverted to Restaurant business to earn some quick income, failed way miserably, but never giving up attitude and late realization of love of teaching, eventually led him to be founder of The Pine Academy, Nagpur, in 2015. He is also a Class X Mathematics doubt clearing educator with Unacademy online platform. From being expertise in writing Love letters for his friends during school times, to writing his first fiction romance THE ONE WITH THE BITCH. He's a notorious, adventurous, extra positive guy. Travelling, listening to music, smiling without any reason and especially at the most serious situations are some of his hobbies.

Your Band Sucks

Your Band Sucks
Author: Jon Fine
Publisher: Penguin
Total Pages: 322
Release: 2015
Genre: Alternative rock music
ISBN: 067002659X

"Jon Fine spent nearly thirty years performing and recording with bands that played various forms of aggressive and challenging underground rock music, and, as he writes in this memoir, at no point were any of those bands 'ever threatened, even distantly, by actual fame.' Yet when members of his first band, Bitch Magnet, reunited after twenty-one years to tour ... diehard longtime fans traveled from far and wide to attend those shows, despite creeping middle-age obligations of parenthood and 9-to-5 jobs, testament to the remarkable staying power of the indie culture that the bands predating the likes of Bitch Magnet--among them Black Flag, Mission of Burma, and Sonic Youth --willed into existence through sheer determination and a shared disdain for the mediocrity of contemporary popular music"--Amazon.com.