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| Author | : Ian Allen |
| Publisher | : Portico |
| Total Pages | : 133 |
| Release | : 2014-11-24 |
| Genre | : Humor |
| ISBN | : 1909396915 |
Railing against the world? Fed up with everything? In need of a hefty dose of cynical humour? Then Grumpy Old Git Jokes is the book for you. Straight from the mouths of the grumpiest gits our proud nation has to offer, this bumper collection contains hundreds of jokes on favourite grumpy subjects such as politics, religion, education and technology. It muses on the grump's least favourite people (including judges, bankers and lawyers – 'What is the ideal weight of a lawyer? About three pounds, including the urn'), and the perennial subjects of ageing ('Old age is always fifteen years older than what I am') and health ('All you've got is hypochondria.' 'Can you give me anything for it?'). This deliciously cynical, delightfully dour, mirthfully miserable book will help anyone indulge their inner grumpy old git.
| Author | : Ian Allen |
| Publisher | : Portico |
| Total Pages | : 167 |
| Release | : 2020-05-01 |
| Genre | : Games & Activities |
| ISBN | : 1911622412 |
All the fun of Portico's bestselling Strangest series, now in quiz form! Test your cricket knowledge with this handy book, packed with fun and challenging quiz questions based around the weirdest events from more than a century of cricketing history. Quiz categories include: Freak weather conditions Bad ball behaviour Streakers Time for tea The Ashes Cricket's great eccentrics Village green shenanigans Cricket quotations Whether you're testing your friends, practising for pub quizzes or just reading it in an armchair, this book will take your cricket knowledge to a whole new level.
| Author | : Geoff Tibballs |
| Publisher | : Michael O'Mara Books |
| Total Pages | : 136 |
| Release | : 2013-06-06 |
| Genre | : Humor |
| ISBN | : 1782431357 |
The Grumpy Old Git's Guide to Life is a hilarious celebration of all these grumps, how to identify one, what exactly they find so irritating and why we find their rants quite so amusing.
| Author | : Ian Allen |
| Publisher | : Portico |
| Total Pages | : 160 |
| Release | : 2014-06-05 |
| Genre | : |
| ISBN | : 9781909396555 |
Railing against the world? Fed up with everything? In need of a hefty dose of cynical humour? Then Grumpy Old Git Jokes is the book for you. Straight from the mouths of the grumpiest gits our proud nation has to offer, this bumper collection contains hundreds of jokes on favourite grumpy subjects such as politics, religion, education and technology. It muses on the grump's least favourite people (including judges, bankers and lawyers – 'What is the ideal weight of a lawyer? About three pounds, including the urn'), and the perennial subjects of ageing ('Old age is always fifteen years older than what I am') and health ('All you've got is hypochondria.' 'Can you give me anything for it?'). This deliciously cynical, delightfully dour, mirthfully miserable book will help anyone indulge their inner grumpy old git. Word count: 20,000
| Author | : Tim Collins |
| Publisher | : Michael O'Mara Books |
| Total Pages | : 227 |
| Release | : 2012-10-04 |
| Genre | : Humor |
| ISBN | : 1843179792 |
Fantastically witty and painfully accurate, Diary of a Grumpy Old Git will appeal to anyone, grumpy old git or otherwise ...
| Author | : Ron Windward |
| Publisher | : Lulu.com |
| Total Pages | : 110 |
| Release | : 2013-03-11 |
| Genre | : Fiction |
| ISBN | : 1291350942 |
Set in Bridgeton, Glasgow in 1968. The Toffs in the Towerblock continues the story of the posh Nairn family who originally hail from the affluent West End of Glasgow. After losing all their money, they now live in a room and kitchen tenement flat in Heron St Bridgeton. The story begins a few months before the Nairn's move to their new high rise flat in Ruby Street. There are laughs galore as they attend their first tenement house party. Also, follow young Rupert as he takes part in a grudge game of 'Rounders', visits Sir William Arrol steelworks in Nuneaton St and has a hilarious visit to a Glasgow barbers shop. The sights and sounds of life in the tenements of 1968 Glasgow are affectionately remembered as the posh Nairn's continue the struggle to adapt to their new lives. There are laughs, tears and tantrums once again as all the regulars return in this funny and heart-warming tale of tenement life.
| Author | : Andrew John |
| Publisher | : Michael O'Mara |
| Total Pages | : 180 |
| Release | : 2006-04-06 |
| Genre | : Humor |
| ISBN | : 9781843171614 |
Are You a a Miserable Old Git? embraces the dash of gloom, twist of pessimism and sprinkling of irritability that eases life's passage. This book salutes the moaner with a treasury of anecdotes and quotations, arming a would-be miserable old git with all they need to achieve true grumpy greatness.
| Author | : Jan Etherington |
| Publisher | : Souvenir Press |
| Total Pages | : 167 |
| Release | : 2022-11-03 |
| Genre | : Humor |
| ISBN | : 1800812418 |
'A sheer joy' Joanna Lumley 'This book gives me hope ... that life and marriage might permanently include taking the absolute piss while simultaneously dancing in the kitchen' Emma Freud 'An endearing portrait of exasperation, laced with hard won tolerance - and love' Guardian Joanna and Roger have been married for over forty years. Children of the Sixties, they're still free spirits, drawn together by their passion for music - and each other. Conversations from a Long Marriage is exactly that: following conversations that take them from the local café, to their kitchen table. She suggests there are advantages to single beds and wants to go clubbing in Ibiza for her imminent 'big' birthday, he has a dodgy knee and is on statins, and when they discuss the marriage break-up of their closest friends, there's jealousy and talk of affairs. Witty, big-hearted and a whole lot of fun, Conversations from a Long Marriage will resonate with couples of any age - but especially those who are still dancing in the kitchen, singing in the car and trying to keep the passion alive.
| Author | : Paige Toon |
| Publisher | : Simon and Schuster |
| Total Pages | : 399 |
| Release | : 2010-07-08 |
| Genre | : Fiction |
| ISBN | : 1849831203 |
'I think of you every day. But usually in the quietest part of the morning, or the darkest part of the night. Not when my boyfriend of two years has just proposed. THE SUNDAY TIMES BESTSELLING AUTHOR Escape to the summer and feel the warmth of Paige Toon's storytelling Ten years ago when Lily was just sixteen, she fell in love with someone she really shouldn't have fallen in love with. Now, living in Sydney and engaged to another man, she can't forget the one that got away. Then her past comes back to haunt her, and she has to make a decision that will break her heart - and the heart of at least one of the men who love her. THE ONE WE FELL IN LOVE WITH was selected for the Zoella Book Club and Paige Toon's novels have been published across the world. Praise for Paige Toon's novels: 'You'll love it, cry buckets and be uplifted' MARIAN KEYES 'I blubbed, I laughed and I fell in love... utterly heart-wrenching' GIOVANNA FLETCHER 'Devoured this in one sitting' COSMOPOLITAN 'An absorbing and emotional read' HEAT
| Author | : Yahtzee Croshaw |
| Publisher | : Dark Horse Comics |
| Total Pages | : 336 |
| Release | : 2018-05-29 |
| Genre | : Fiction |
| ISBN | : 1506706428 |
In a world full to bursting with would-be heroes, Jim couldn't be less interested in saving the day. His fireballs fizzle. He's awfully grumpy. Plus, he's been dead for about sixty years. When a renegade necromancer wrenches him from eternal slumber and into a world gone terribly, bizarrely wrong, all Jim wants is to find a way to die properly, once and for all. On his side, he's got a few shambling corpses, an inept thief, and a powerful death wish. But he's up against tough odds: angry mobs of adventurers, a body falling apart at the seams — and a team of programmers racing a deadline to hammer out the last few bugs in their AI. *Mogworld is the debut novel from video-game icon Yahtzee Croshaw (Zero Punctuation)! With an exclusive one-chapter preview of Yahtzee Croshaw's next novel, Jam—coming to bookstores in October 2012! *Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw's video review site, Zero Punctuation, receives over 2,500,000 unique hits a month, and has been licensed by G4 Television. *Yahtzee's blog receives about 150,000 hits per day. "The first legitimate breakout hit from the gaming community in recent memory." -Boing Boing
