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| Author | : Garrison Keillor |
| Publisher | : Blackstone Publishing |
| Total Pages | : |
| Release | : 2021-08-10 |
| Genre | : Humor |
| ISBN | : |
Over 2,200 Jokes from America’s favorite live radio show A treasury of hilarity from Garrison Keillor and the cast of public radio’s A Prairie Home Companion. A guy walks into a bar. Eight Canada Geese walk into a bar. A termite jumps up on the bar and asks, “Where is the bar tender?” Drum roll. The Sixth Edition of the perennially popular Pretty Good Joke Book is everything the first five were and more. More puns, one-liners, light bulb jokes, knock-knock jokes, and third-grader jokes (have you heard the one about Elvis Parsley?). More religion jokes, political jokes, lawyer jokes, blonde jokes, and jokes in questionable taste (Why did the urologist lose his license? He got in trouble with his peers). More jokes about chickens, relationships, and senior moments (the nice thing about Alzheimer’s is you can enjoy the same jokes again and again). It all started back in 1996, when A Prairie Home Companion fans laughed themselves silly during the first Joke Show. The broadcast was such a hit that it became an almost-annual gagfest. Then fans wanted to read the jokes, share them, and pass them around, and the first Pretty Good Joke Book was born. With over 200 new and updated jokes, the latest edition promises countless giggles, chortles, and guffaws anyone—fans of the radio show or not—will enjoy.
| Author | : Ruth R. Wisse |
| Publisher | : Princeton University Press |
| Total Pages | : 296 |
| Release | : 2013-06-02 |
| Genre | : Humor |
| ISBN | : 0691149461 |
No detailed description available for "No Joke".
| Author | : Arthur Levine |
| Publisher | : Running Press Kids |
| Total Pages | : 44 |
| Release | : 2016-08-09 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
| ISBN | : 0762459077 |
Every morning is beautiful when Noah visits his Grandparents. When Grandpa and Noah wake up, they take off singing and hardly stop: walking the dog, splashing through puddles, and eating French toast with cinnamon. But one summer Grandpa seems to have forgotten how to do the things they love. Does he even know who Noah is? Grandma steps in energetically, filling in as best she can. But it is Noah who finds the way back to something he can share with Grandpa. Something musical. Something that makes the morning beautiful again. This is a story about how love helps us find even what we think is lost.
| Author | : Marta Altés |
| Publisher | : Pan Macmillan |
| Total Pages | : 32 |
| Release | : 2014-12-04 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
| ISBN | : 1447294440 |
My Grandpa is the stunning picture book debut from Marta Altés, author of I Am An Artist. A moving and memorable book about the very special relationship between an elderly grandfather and his adoring grandson, this unique look at old age through the eyes of a young bear is big-hearted, poignant and beautifully observed.
| Author | : Katrina Germein |
| Publisher | : Candlewick Press |
| Total Pages | : 33 |
| Release | : 2013-04-09 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
| ISBN | : 0763665223 |
A gift-appropriate story for kids features a long-suffering boy's eye-rolling observations of his father's bombastic and often corny sense of humor, which is comprised of groan-out-loud puns and wisecracking rejoinders.
| Author | : Tesse Adams |
| Publisher | : |
| Total Pages | : |
| Release | : 2021-05-03 |
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| ISBN | : 9781643401089 |
| Author | : Dr. Cedrick Gilbert |
| Publisher | : Dorrance Publishing |
| Total Pages | : 34 |
| Release | : 2022-09-02 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Nonfiction |
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Grandpa’s Famous Stories By: Dr. Cedrick Gilbert “Grandpa’s Famous Stories is an awesome story that rejuvenates self-awareness, ruminates on past accomplishments, and resonates the heart.” Dr. Craig L. Oliver Sr. | Senior Pastor of Elizabeth Baptist Church in Atlanta, GA | General Overseer of FGBCF | Author of Travel Lightly “Grandpa’s Famous Stories explores the possibilities of HOPE and uncovers a foundation of rich tradition for children of all ages to emulate.” Dr. Evelyn J. Mobley | Principal of Phoenix Academy (Atlanta Public Schools) | Georgia Association for Alternative Education 2017-2018 Administrator of the Year “Grandpa’s Famous Stories truly inspires the heroic accomplishments of the past and encourages one to reach beyond the walls of mediocrity.” Dr. E. Dewey Smith |Senior Pastor of The House of Hope Atlanta and The House of Hope Macon | Author of A God Dream “Grandpa’s Famous Stories unlocks the prospects of self-complacency and encourages an atmosphere of deliberate diligence.” John Herring |Senior Pastor of Glorious Hope Baptist Church in Macon, GA Have you ever wondered what it would be like to interact with some of the great American innovative pioneers of the past? People like Booker T. Washington, Alonzo F. Herndon, even Mary McLeod Bethune. Could you imagine walking side by side with them as they blaze the trail of Greatness? Let’s take a journey with Grandpa as he shares his famous stories with his favorite grandson, Little Joseph. Little Joseph considers his Grandpa as the best storyteller in all of California. Some even consider Grandpa as The Greatest of All Time. Grandpa’s Famous Stories will allow you to explore the rich history and accomplishments of our notable American entrepreneurs. Grandpa’s Famous Stories will ultimately inspire you to self-reflect and ponder potential and innovative possibilities that live within you.
| Author | : Midealuck Publishing |
| Publisher | : Midealuck Publishing |
| Total Pages | : 133 |
| Release | : 2023-12-31 |
| Genre | : Fiction |
| ISBN | : 1738477606 |
This large-print gift book "Best Old Folks Jokes and Funny Stories Ever" contains funny short stories, jokes, and essays about and for seniors. An elderly man visited the doctor for a checkup. "Mr. Jones, you're in great shape," said the doctor. "How do you do it?" "Well," said Mr. Jones, "I don't drink, I don't smoke, and the good Lord looks out for me. For weeks now, every time I go to the bathroom in the middle of the night, he turns the light on for me." Concerned, the doctor finds Mrs. Jones in the waiting room and tells her what her husband said. "I don't think that's anything to worry about," she said. "And on the bright side, it does explain who's been peeing into the fridge at night." Good stories and funny jokes never go away. However, times have changed, and when someone smiles at you, it doesn't have to be pity, but it probably is. Why not march towards the sunset, and have a little fun along the way, whether it's with grandma in bed (pun intended) or with a funny book. The Doctor said a lot of nonsense, but he was probably right in saying that laughter is the best medicine. So why not chuckle along with everyone else who is growing older, a little laughter can go a long way in accepting the inevitable with gratitude and grace. Reading this short story and joke book is indeed a very funny activity for fans of comedy and is very much suitable for those who suffer from bordeom. It might even help those who suffer from early dementia. You get a very entertaining book for those who are looking for a temporary and humorous cure in difficult times. Here you have a truly fun read from start to finish that will be a highlight for the elderly. This book is a perfect gift for seniors to lighten up their spirits; a hillarious short story and joke book that is easy to read and written in large print.
| Author | : Ted Borgeas |
| Publisher | : Ted Borgeas |
| Total Pages | : 114 |
| Release | : 2005 |
| Genre | : Family & Relationships |
| ISBN | : 9780976447542 |
Ted Borgeas, transcended from a Foot Surgeon-Podiatrist to TV & Radio Producer-Director, To Author (Ted has been a member of AFTRA for over 20 years. (American Federation of Radio & Television Artists)His current popular TV productions Grandpa is a Giggle and Living In An AttitudeIts Magic! With Ted Borgeas are viewed weekly on Time-Warner and Cox Television, public access. As his continuous radio-talk show was for 15 years.This 75 year old dynamo whom nobody would hire, with a history of cancer, Built his own Empire. These are fun bedtime stories from his TV productions and grandchildren to grown up kids. Call Ted for details.Email: [email protected] Website: www.atborgeas.comPhone: 619-235-9393, Pager: 800-494-5341, Direct: 619-227-9393PO Box, 3022, La Jolla, CA 92038-3022Copyright © 2004 Ted Borgeas. All Rights Reserved
| Author | : A. F. Machia |
| Publisher | : |
| Total Pages | : 26 |
| Release | : 2021-01-10 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
| ISBN | : 9781736482612 |
Heartwarming and hilarious, "My Funny Grandpa" is a full color illustrated story about the loving relationship between a little boy and his older grandfather.
