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| Author | : Phillip Lancaster |
| Publisher | : |
| Total Pages | : 124 |
| Release | : 2018-05-16 |
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| ISBN | : 9781981077915 |
What does a Dad joke become when it gets too old? Why, a Grandad joke, of course. This collection of 101 of the best ever Grandad jokes is aimed at kids who just want a laugh and Grandads (and Dads) who want to stock up on those jokes that make their kids groan (while secretly laughing). Grandad tried to warn everyone that the Titanic was going to hit an iceberg and sink. But no one would listen. He was screaming and shouting but they all told him to be quiet. They weren't interested in what he had to say. But he just got louder and louder.In the end, they had to eject him from the movie theatre. Ideal Father's Day present for the Dad or Grandad in your life. Ideal Christmas stocking filler for the kids. Imagine your 12 year old brightening up Christmas by reading all 101 jokes at the dinner table. Or not. Warning: Contains the word fart (twice). At the end of the book, you'll find 25 Swifties. One-liners to cover those situations where afterwards you think afterwards "Now if only I'd said...". Buy the eBook and download the audio book for free. Play it in the car and annoy your passengers. Play it in the gym and be the only person laughing on the treadmill. But most of all... Enjoy!
| Author | : Grampa Grumpy Gifts |
| Publisher | : |
| Total Pages | : 54 |
| Release | : 2020-06-17 |
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Why Grandpa Jokes Are Better Than Dad Jokes? Well, because grandpa knows every thing! This is the perfect gift for grandfather who loves telling jokes and making everyone laugh! Clean family jokes The first page has space for you to write a special message, an ideal alternative to a card. Perfect Funny Novelty Gift For Grandpa's Birthday, Father's day, Christmas, Valentine's Day or Any Regular Day To Make Grandpa Smile!
| Author | : Garrison Keillor |
| Publisher | : Blackstone Publishing |
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| Release | : 2021-08-10 |
| Genre | : Humor |
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Over 2,200 Jokes from America’s favorite live radio show A treasury of hilarity from Garrison Keillor and the cast of public radio’s A Prairie Home Companion. A guy walks into a bar. Eight Canada Geese walk into a bar. A termite jumps up on the bar and asks, “Where is the bar tender?” Drum roll. The Sixth Edition of the perennially popular Pretty Good Joke Book is everything the first five were and more. More puns, one-liners, light bulb jokes, knock-knock jokes, and third-grader jokes (have you heard the one about Elvis Parsley?). More religion jokes, political jokes, lawyer jokes, blonde jokes, and jokes in questionable taste (Why did the urologist lose his license? He got in trouble with his peers). More jokes about chickens, relationships, and senior moments (the nice thing about Alzheimer’s is you can enjoy the same jokes again and again). It all started back in 1996, when A Prairie Home Companion fans laughed themselves silly during the first Joke Show. The broadcast was such a hit that it became an almost-annual gagfest. Then fans wanted to read the jokes, share them, and pass them around, and the first Pretty Good Joke Book was born. With over 200 new and updated jokes, the latest edition promises countless giggles, chortles, and guffaws anyone—fans of the radio show or not—will enjoy.
| Author | : Jerry Zezima |
| Publisher | : iUniverse |
| Total Pages | : 159 |
| Release | : 2016-01-04 |
| Genre | : Humor |
| ISBN | : 1491785500 |
What guy takes his granddaughter to the aquarium and spouts fish puns all day? Who accompanies her to a childrens recreation center and almost faints in the bouncy house? And which grandpa goes to the White House Easter Egg Roll so he can introduce his precious pumpkin not to the president but to Peppa Pig? Jerry Zezima, who also gives grandfatherly advice to Prince Charles, peddles his granddaughters preschool fundraiser, introduces her to the neighborhood ice cream man, and does lots of other fun stuff, both with and without his adorable princess, which may explain why she is more mature than he is. In Grandfather Knows Best, nationally syndicated humorist Jerry Zezima writes about the joys of grandparenthood and the things one man will do for the little girl who has captured his heart.
| Author | : Tesse Adams |
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| Release | : 2021-05-03 |
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| ISBN | : 9781643401089 |
| Author | : Elias Hill |
| Publisher | : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform |
| Total Pages | : 106 |
| Release | : 2017-07-20 |
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| ISBN | : 9781973749127 |
Dad jokes. They make you cringe, they make you groan but the one thing they have in common is they come from dad. Be it during a wedding toast or when introducing your dad to someone you want to impress, dad never fails to insert a dad joke wherever he can. This dad joke book makes a great gift for the dad who has everything and has heard everything. Or maybe you want to buy it for yourself and come prepared the next time dad wants to have a joke off. In any event, 101 So Bad, They're Good Dad Jokes will have your eyes rolling into the back of your head faster than dad can strip to his tighty-whities on a hot summer day!
| Author | : Dad Says Jokes |
| Publisher | : Cassell |
| Total Pages | : 0 |
| Release | : 2019-05-14 |
| Genre | : Humor |
| ISBN | : 9781788401029 |
A collection of the very best jokes from the hilarious Instagram account @dadsaysjokes - so bad they're good. From the most-followed dad jokes page on Instagram, @dadsaysjokes, comes a collection of hilariously cheesy jokes that will leave your friends and family laughing and groaning in equal measure. This is the perfect gift for dads who want to expand their repertoire and anyone who fancies reminiscing about a childhood full of these no-nonsense 'bad' puns. Here are a couple of tasters: Q: Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? A: Because they lactose. Q: Are you today's date? A: Cuz you're 10/10.
| Author | : James Knipp |
| Publisher | : Quirk Books |
| Total Pages | : 145 |
| Release | : 2019-02-12 |
| Genre | : Family & Relationships |
| ISBN | : 1683691016 |
This pocket-sized guide is the perfect gift for new and first-time grandfathers. Grandfathering is a serious job—and not always an easy one—but that doesn’t mean it can’t be fun. This handy gift book contains all the wisdom, know-how, and trivia grandfathers and grandfathers-to-be need to know, and gifting it is a terrific way to announce that you're expecting! Topics include: • How to Pick Your Grandfather Nickname • How to Give Parenting Advice • Kid Care and Feeding 101 • How to Stay Healthy, Wealthy, and Wise • Six Classic Grandfatherly Trick and Pranks
| Author | : Wayne Sherrard |
| Publisher | : FriesenPress |
| Total Pages | : 218 |
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| Genre | : Biography & Autobiography |
| ISBN | : 1525550594 |
| Author | : Georgia Witkin |
| Publisher | : Penguin |
| Total Pages | : 137 |
| Release | : 2012-01-03 |
| Genre | : Family & Relationships |
| ISBN | : 1101559640 |
Grandparents today are healthier, more active, and more youthful and young at heart than their predecessors. Dr. Georgia Witkin, senior editor of Grandparents.com, draws on her experience as a psychiatry professor, therapist, and grandparent to help readers be the best grandparent they can be. They'll learn: How to connect with their grandchild-online and off How to contribute to their grandchild's emotional development and boost their IQ The secret hidden stresses of being a grandparent- and how to deal with them The three things they should never say to their son- or daughter-in-laws And more!
