Gorgeous George and His Stupid Stinky Stories

Gorgeous George and His Stupid Stinky Stories
Author: Stuart Reid
Publisher:
Total Pages: 162
Release: 2017-06-06
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 9781910614082

Long stories, short stories, tall stories, funny stories. Yucky stories, lucky stories and even some mucky stories. Stories good enough to grace any book. Stories gross enough to make you want to puke. WARNING: This book contains words like BUM, POO, BARF and WEE. Do NOT read this book if you are easily offended. You have been warned!

CivilWarLand in Bad Decline

CivilWarLand in Bad Decline
Author: George Saunders
Publisher: Random House Trade Paperbacks
Total Pages: 226
Release: 2016-04-26
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 0812987683

Since its publication in 1996, George Saunders’s debut collection has grown in esteem from a cherished cult classic to a masterpiece of the form, inspiring an entire generation of writers along the way. In six stories and a novella, Saunders hatches an unforgettable cast of characters, each struggling to survive in an increasingly haywire world. With a new introduction by Joshua Ferris and a new author’s note by Saunders himself, this edition is essential reading for those seeking to discover or revisit a virtuosic, disturbingly prescient voice. Praise for George Saunders and CivilWarLand in Bad Decline “It’s no exaggeration to say that short story master George Saunders helped change the trajectory of American fiction.”—The Wall Street Journal “Saunders’s satiric vision of America is dark and demented; it’s also ferocious and very funny.”—Michiko Kakutani, The New York Times “George Saunders is a writer of arresting brilliance and originality, with a sure sense of his material and apparently inexhaustible resources of voice. [CivilWarLand in Bad Decline] is scary, hilarious, and unforgettable.”—Tobias Wolff “Saunders makes the all-but-impossible look effortless.”—Jonathan Franzen “Not since Twain has America produced a satirist this funny.”—Zadie Smith “An astoundingly tuned voice—graceful, dark, authentic, and funny—telling just the kinds of stories we need to get us through these times.”—Thomas Pynchon

Tenth of December

Tenth of December
Author: George Saunders
Publisher: A&C Black
Total Pages: 289
Release: 2013-01-03
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1408837358

The prize-winning, New York Times bestselling short story collection from the internationally bestselling author of Lincoln in the Bardo 'The best book you'll read this year' New York Times 'Dazzlingly surreal stories about a failing America' Sunday Times WINNER OF THE 2014 FOLIO PRIZE AND SHORTLISTED FOR THE NATIONAL BOOK AWARD 2013 George Saunders's most wryly hilarious and disturbing collection yet, Tenth of December illuminates human experience and explores figures lost in a labyrinth of troubling preoccupations. A family member recollects a backyard pole dressed for all occasions; Jeff faces horrifying ultimatums and the prospect of Darkenfloxx(TM) in some unusual drug trials; and Al Roosten hides his own internal monologue behind a winning smile that he hopes will make him popular. With dark visions of the future riffing against ghosts of the past and the ever-settling present, this collection sings with astonishing charm and intensity.

Curious George Takes a Job

Curious George Takes a Job
Author: H. A. Rey
Publisher: Houghton Mifflin Harcourt
Total Pages: 53
Release: 2009-12-15
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 0547342527

Curious George runs away from the zoo and after many adventures ends up a movie star.

Gorgeous George

Gorgeous George
Author: Stuart Reid
Publisher:
Total Pages: 288
Release: 2011-08-01
Genre: Children's stories
ISBN: 9781907746024

George witnesses something rather disturbing from his bedroom window late one night. People are disappearing fast and no one seems to care. Why are the people of Little Pumpington so miserable? Why has his evil teacher started smelling of wee? Why is Mr Watt so fat? Why does Mr Jolly the Janitor collect hundreds of pairs of false teeth in a cupboard in his workshop? And what will happen when mad Kenny sticks two crayons up his nose?

Poking a Dead Frog

Poking a Dead Frog
Author: Mike Sacks
Publisher: Penguin
Total Pages: 475
Release: 2014-06-24
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 0143123785

A NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER NAMED A BEST BOOK OF THE YEAR BY NPR Amy Poehler, Mel Brooks, Adam McKay, George Saunders, Bill Hader, Patton Oswalt, and many more take us deep inside the mysterious world of comedy in this fascinating, laugh-out-loud-funny book. Packed with behind-the-scenes stories—from a day in the writers’ room at The Onion to why a sketch does or doesn’t make it onto Saturday Night Live to how the BBC nearly erased the entire first season of Monty Python’s Flying Circus—Poking a Dead Frog is a must-read for comedy buffs, writers and pop culture junkies alike.

George and Martha

George and Martha
Author: James Marshall
Publisher: Houghton Mifflin Harcourt
Total Pages: 52
Release: 1972
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN: 9780395199725

Readers will delight in James Marshall's award-winning classic tales of George and Martha-two beloved, wise, and hilarious hippos! Story Number One: Split Pea Soup Oh, no! Martha made split pea soup again! How can George tell Martha that he hates split pea soup without hurting her feelings? Story Number Two: The Flying Machine When George's flight does not go as planned, Martha knows just the right thing to say.

Gorgeous George and the Unidentified Unsinkable Underpants

Gorgeous George and the Unidentified Unsinkable Underpants
Author: Stuart Reid (Children's fiction writer)
Publisher:
Total Pages: 128
Release: 2013
Genre: Children's stories
ISBN: 9781907746109

Pumping, plesiosaurs, porridge and pants Gorgeous George, Allison and Crayon Kenny are off to Loch Ness to take part in the World Porridge Championships, but the locals are behaving rather strangely. Who wants to eat rabbit poo - and what will it taste like?