God's Got Jokes
Author | : Rodney D. Harper |
Publisher | : Lulu.com |
Total Pages | : 100 |
Release | : 2011 |
Genre | : |
ISBN | : 0557916100 |
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Author | : Rodney D. Harper |
Publisher | : Lulu.com |
Total Pages | : 100 |
Release | : 2011 |
Genre | : |
ISBN | : 0557916100 |
Author | : Garrison Keillor |
Publisher | : Blackstone Publishing |
Total Pages | : |
Release | : 2021-08-10 |
Genre | : Humor |
ISBN | : |
Over 2,200 Jokes from America’s favorite live radio show A treasury of hilarity from Garrison Keillor and the cast of public radio’s A Prairie Home Companion. A guy walks into a bar. Eight Canada Geese walk into a bar. A termite jumps up on the bar and asks, “Where is the bar tender?” Drum roll. The Sixth Edition of the perennially popular Pretty Good Joke Book is everything the first five were and more. More puns, one-liners, light bulb jokes, knock-knock jokes, and third-grader jokes (have you heard the one about Elvis Parsley?). More religion jokes, political jokes, lawyer jokes, blonde jokes, and jokes in questionable taste (Why did the urologist lose his license? He got in trouble with his peers). More jokes about chickens, relationships, and senior moments (the nice thing about Alzheimer’s is you can enjoy the same jokes again and again). It all started back in 1996, when A Prairie Home Companion fans laughed themselves silly during the first Joke Show. The broadcast was such a hit that it became an almost-annual gagfest. Then fans wanted to read the jokes, share them, and pass them around, and the first Pretty Good Joke Book was born. With over 200 new and updated jokes, the latest edition promises countless giggles, chortles, and guffaws anyone—fans of the radio show or not—will enjoy.
Author | : John Mark Comer |
Publisher | : Thomas Nelson |
Total Pages | : 300 |
Release | : 2024-10-15 |
Genre | : Religion |
ISBN | : 1400249570 |
What you believe about God sets the foundation of the person you will become. In God Has a Name, pastor and New York Times bestselling author John Mark Comer invites you to rethink many of the prevalent myths and misconceptions about God and weigh them against what God actually tells us about himself. After all, what you believe about God will ultimately shape the type of person you become. We all live at the mercy of our ideas, and nowhere is this more true than our ideas about God. The problem is many of our ideas about God are wrong. Not all wrong, but wrong enough to form our souls in detrimental and disheartening ways. God Has a Name is a simple yet profound guide to understanding God in a new light--focusing on what God says about himself in the Bible. This one shift has the potential to radically alter how you relate to God, not as a doctrine, but as a relational being who responds to you in an elastic, back-and-forth way. John Mark Comer takes you line by line through Exodus 34:6-8--Yahweh's self-revelation on Mount Sinai, one of the most quoted passages in the Bible. Along the way, Comer addresses some of the most profound questions he came across as he studied these noted lines in Exodus, including: Why do we feel this gap between us and God? Could it be that a lot of what we think about God is wrong? Not all wrong, but wrong enough to mess up how we relate to him? What if our "God" is really a projection of our own identity, ideas, and desires? What if the real God is different, but far better than we could ever imagine? No matter where you are in your spiritual journey, God Has a Name invites you to step into a fresh and biblically rooted vision of who God is that has the potential to alter your life with God and shape who you become.
Author | : T.D. Jakes |
Publisher | : Simon and Schuster |
Total Pages | : 263 |
Release | : 2013-01-29 |
Genre | : Art |
ISBN | : 1416547339 |
Shares uplifting advice about the virtues of forgiveness, offering strategic and biblically based advice on how to achieve peace and personal fulfillment by letting go of past wrongs.
Author | : Jon Acuff |
Publisher | : Zondervan |
Total Pages | : 209 |
Release | : 2020-04-07 |
Genre | : Humor |
ISBN | : 0310110122 |
Using the same humor and honesty that galvanized more than a million online readers from more than 200 countries, speaker Jon Acuff brings his insightful take on Christianity to the book world with this new edition of Stuff Christians Like. Do you constantly find yourself towing the fine line between praying before certain types of meals and not others? This book is for you. Have you fallen in love on a mission trip, just to break up when you get home? This book is for you. Are you a unicorn of purity who ranks honeymoon sex slightly higher than the second coming of Christ? Guess what – this book is for you, too. It’s time to shake off Somber Christian Syndrome and embrace the quirks of being a member of God’s kingdom. This book will teach you how to: Break up with your small group Subtly find out if your new Christian friends drink beer too Recognize the shame grenade that is a Jesus Juke Avoid a prayer handholding faux pas Say something Christian-y without looking like a snake handler From prayer shot blocks to metro worship leaders, no stone is left unturned in this hilarious look at faith. “I never knew how much I needed Jesus until I found out I was judging people who use the table of contents in their Bible. This book saved me from looking like a bad Christian.” – Sister Mary Francis, Rhode Island. “It’s such a time saver to know that my Chick-fil-a from the drive-thru comes pre-blessed. I always knew I was making the right choice by choosing the Lord’s chicken.” – Dave L., South Carolina.
Author | : Cynthia Rylant |
Publisher | : Harper Collins |
Total Pages | : 0 |
Release | : 2009-03-31 |
Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
ISBN | : 0061884324 |
A deeply compelling collection of poems about God and our everyday world from a Newbery medalist. Cynthia Rylant takes teens on an invigorating spiritual journey as she explores what God's life on Earth might be like. Rylant's reflective and often humorous verse follows God as he tries out human activities such as getting a dog, writing a fan letter, and making spaghetti. God Went to Beauty School combines the awesome with the everyday in an accessible, thought–provoking, and intelligent manner.
Author | : Joyce Briscoe |
Publisher | : Page Publishing Inc |
Total Pages | : 115 |
Release | : 2017-04-24 |
Genre | : Body, Mind & Spirit |
ISBN | : 1635684951 |
This book is a daily touch and words from God to let you know that all things are possible through God that loves, hears, and knows you. This book is also to help you learn all sides of God.
Author | : Michelle Williams |
Publisher | : Thomas Nelson |
Total Pages | : 234 |
Release | : 2021-05-25 |
Genre | : Self-Help |
ISBN | : 1400223342 |
“I need help.” Those three words saved Grammy Award–winning singer Michelle Williams’s life. After decades of sweeping her anxiety and depression under the rug—even during her years in the spotlight with Destiny’s Child—Michelle found herself planning her own funeral. Realizing that she needed immediate help and could no longer battle her anxiety and depression alone, she checked herself into a treatment facility. When she came home, she was energized and determined to check in on a regular basis with herself, God, and others. Practical, engaging, and full of wisdom, Checking In helps us understand that building walls around our vulnerability can hinder our healing; we need to reject the lies of anxiety and depression and replace them with the truth of God’s Word; joy can be found when we release toxic thought patterns; childhood wounds need to be healed; freedom can be found when we forgive ourselves and others; and a beautiful life comes from living honestly. An uplifting, behind-the-scenes look at one woman's path to healing, Checking In reminds you that you are not alone, and that God is not yet finished writing your story.
Author | : T. Gray |
Publisher | : WestBow Press |
Total Pages | : 142 |
Release | : 2023-06-14 |
Genre | : Religion |
ISBN | : 1664296859 |
God is in your mess. Yes, I said it. He is in your crisis, your downfall; whatever that is. The bad marriage, the unplanned pregnancy, being evicted from your home, the date rape, or molestation; He is there. The car being repossessed, the loss of a job, the abusive relationship, or drug addiction; God is right there with you in the muck. I know this is hard to believe but He is. There isn't any storm or crisis, He can't help you through. "God is in Your Mess, Your Crisis, Your Downfall" is a transparent chapter -by -chapter testimony of God coming to my rescue. I wasn't a perfect person. I was broken and flawed but God still showed up in my storms. It is my desire through these pages; to help you see how God moves and that He shows no favoritism. The same as He has done for me; He can ,and will do for you; if only you believe.
Author | : Elton Trueblood |
Publisher | : Harper San Francisco |
Total Pages | : 136 |
Release | : 1964 |
Genre | : Religion |
ISBN | : |
The Humor of Christ inspires Christians to redraw their pictures of Christ and to add a persistent biblical detail, the note of humor. Throughout the Gospels, Christ employed humor for the sake of truth and many of his teachings, when seen in this light, become brilliantly clear for the first time. Irony, satire, paradox, even laughter itself help clarify Christ's famous parables, His brief sayings, and important events in His life.