Dad Jokes

Dad Jokes
Author: Jimmy Niro
Publisher: World's Best Dad Jokes Collection
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2018
Genre: Fatherhood
ISBN: 9781492675372

The perfect gift for dads and pun-lovers alike "Dad, can you put my shoes on?" "No, I don't think they'll fit me." Ah, the dad joke--humor that reminds us of all the lovable, embarrassing dads out there. Be prepared for the obvious, silly, and awkward in this massive collection of the best groan-worthy dad jokes around, including clever quips, overly literal dialogue, and punny one-liners. These jokes may be on porpoise, but they whale definitely make you laugh: I used to hate facial hair, but then it started growing on me. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down Q: What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a bicycle? A: The road. With over 600 knee-slappers, head-shakers, and groan-makers, Dad Jokes is packed with enough witty quips and cheesy-but-grate jokes for you to hold your own against even the most embarrassing of dads. But remember--you don't have to be a dad to tell dad jokes

You Are the Best Dad a Daughter Could Have

You Are the Best Dad a Daughter Could Have
Author: Jenny Kempe
Publisher: Blue Mountain Arts
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2018-05
Genre:
ISBN: 9781680882186

From the author of To My Beautiful Daughter, comes this delightful book that captures the love and appreciation a daughter feels for her dad. Featuring Jenny's adorable penguin characters, this book is sure to touch the hearts of fathers and daughters everywhere. It is a memorable way to let a dad know that he'll always be his daughter's biggest hero.

The Ultimate Guide for Gay Dads

The Ultimate Guide for Gay Dads
Author: Eric Rosswood
Publisher: Mango Media Inc.
Total Pages: 185
Release: 2017-10-24
Genre: Young Adult Nonfiction
ISBN: 163353491X

If you are thinking of becoming a gay dad ─ or if you are already a gay dad ─ this book is for you! Are you ready to have kids? More and more gay men are turning to adoption and surrogacy to start their own families. An estimated two million American LBGTQ people would like to adopt and an estimated 65,000 adopted children are living with a gay parent. In 2016, The Chicago Tribune reported that 10 to 20 percent of donor eggs went to gay men expanding their families via surrogacy, and in many places the numbers were up 50 percent from the previous five years. Gay parenting: Having a kid is like coming out all over again, on a daily basis, especial if you have an infant. Was coming out stressful for you? It’s about to get more intense and you will have a child watching your every move and listening to your every word. If you stutter or pause, they may pick up on your discomfort and could start to feel like something is wrong about their family unit. The Ultimate Guide For Gay Dads is jam packed with parenting tips and advice to help you build confidence and become the awesome gay dad you were meant to be! How Is This Parenting Guide Different From Others? Unlike other parenting books that have whole chapters focusing on things specifically related to mothers (such as how to get the perfect latch when breastfeeding), this parenting book replaces those sections with things relevant to gay dads. It covers topics like how to find LGBT friendly pediatricians, how to find LGBT friendly schools, how to childproof your home with style, how to answer awkward and prying questions about your family from strangers, examples for what two-dad families can do on Mother’s Day, and much more. The book also includes parenting tips and advice from pediatricians, school educators, lawyers, and other same-sex parents. Top LGBT parenting expert: Bestselling author Eric Rosswood covers every aspect of fatherhood for gay men in this essential guide to growing your family in the post-DOMA era. He is a major influencer on social media with over 100,000 followers on Twitter alone, as well as thousands on other platforms. Exploring LGBTQ issues: Rosswood is an in-demand authority and commentator on LGBTQ issues, including civil rights, parenting, marriage and politics. The author has been featured in major media including The Washington Post, Cosmopolitan, CBS News, The Huffington Post, Elite Daily, Yahoo! News, AOL News, NY Daily News, IB Times, and regional LGBTQ press.

Why a Daughter Needs a Dad

Why a Daughter Needs a Dad
Author: Gregory E. Lang
Publisher: Sourcebooks, Inc.
Total Pages: 41
Release: 2019-05-07
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1728213460

A New York Times and USA Today bestseller! The perfect gift of love or sweet keepsake for a daughter of any age to show why Dad is so amazing! This new picture book for kids ages 3-7 and beyond is a touching story showing all the ways a father will help his daughter grow. This is the gift for every girl dad and little girl to celebrate their special bond! Featuring charming animal illustrations and heartwarming rhymes about the moments fathers and daughters share, Why a Daughter Needs a Dad is the perfect story to connect father and child together. From the first time I held you, so perfect and new, I promised to do everything that I could do To help you become your most wonderful YOU, My darling, my daughter, my girl. For new dads, fathers-to-be, or for that perfect father-daughter moment at birthdays and other special occasions, this sweet storybook celebrates how a father is always there for his little girl. reminding her to be artistic, thoughtful, honest, and smart, but most of all, true to herself.

Oh, the Places You'll Go! Read & Listen Edition

Oh, the Places You'll Go! Read & Listen Edition
Author: Dr. Seuss
Publisher: Random House Books for Young Readers
Total Pages: 56
Release: 2013-09-24
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 0385372086

Dr. Seuss’s wonderfully wise Oh, the Places You’ll Go! celebrates all of our special milestones—from graduations to birthdays and beyond! This Read & Listen edition features optional audio narration for compatible ebook readers. “[A] book that has proved to be popular for graduates of all ages since it was first published.”—The New York Times From soaring to high heights and seeing great sights to being left in a Lurch on a prickle-ly perch, Dr. Seuss addresses life’s ups and downs with his trademark humorous verse and whimsical illustrations. The inspiring and timeless message encourages readers to find the success that lies within, no matter what challenges they face. A perennial favorite for anyone starting a new phase in their life!

My Super Cool Daddy Gift Book; the Best Gift from a Child Small Or Big; the Perfect Gift for Father's Day

My Super Cool Daddy Gift Book; the Best Gift from a Child Small Or Big; the Perfect Gift for Father's Day
Author: Deco Thank You Books
Publisher:
Total Pages: 24
Release: 2020-06-02
Genre:
ISBN:

Is your Daddy Super Cool? Let's celebrate the reasons you love your Dad this Father's Day (or any other day of the year, special or ordinary) with this lovely gift book addressed from a child, no matter how small or big! This colorful and bright notebook consists of 9 reasons to say why you think your Dad is super cool with a bit of description for every one of them. To make it more personalized, there is additional space at the end to sign your name. The reasons are: You keep me safe You are very funny! You care for me You are always honest You believe in me You are helpful You are my best friend! Your hugs are..the biggest and warmest You love us Your Father will treasure this book as a keepsake in years to come! Features: - 24 pages - Size: 6x 9inches (roughly A5 size) - Inside message included - Glossy cover finish - Space to sign the card on the last page If you like this book, please leave a review. All reviews are welcome and much appreciated. Thank you!

The VERY Embarrassing Book of Dad Jokes

The VERY Embarrassing Book of Dad Jokes
Author: Ian Allen
Publisher: Portico
Total Pages: 178
Release: 2013-08-08
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 1909396095

Why did the banana go to the doctors? Because he wasn't peeling very well! Proving the age-old maxim that ‘it’s in the way that you tell them’, Dads – for the best part of forever – have always been renowned for being truly god-awful joke tellers. Whether it’s telling them at the wrong moment, misremembering the punchline or it just simply being one of those jokes that were terrible to begin with, Dads are an embarrassment to the whole family when it comes to trying to tell jokes. The VERY Embarrassing Book of Dad Jokes is full to the brim with jokes that only your dear old Dad would dare say – jokes that will make you groan, sigh ... and then probably make you groan again. Dads take great pleasure in these kinds of jokes and some of them are so rubbish they actually blossom into proper rib-ticklers – but don’t tell your dad that, it’ll only encourage him!

My Dad Is Amazing

My Dad Is Amazing
Author: Sabrina Moyle
Publisher: Abrams
Total Pages: 26
Release: 2018-04-03
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1683352726

A joyful tribute to fathers from the bestselling creators of Hello!Lucky! and authors of My Mom is Magical and You Are Fantastic!. Is your dad cooler than a million popsicles? Tougher than a rhino wrestler? Cuddlier than a ton of bunnies? Celebrate all the things that make Dad amazing with this joyful book!

Your Baby's First Word Will Be DADA

Your Baby's First Word Will Be DADA
Author: Jimmy Fallon
Publisher: Macmillan
Total Pages: 42
Release: 2015-06-09
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1250009340

A series of animal fathers tries to its their young to say "Dada."

I Asked God For An Angel, He Sent Me A Daughter

I Asked God For An Angel, He Sent Me A Daughter
Author: Lovely Art Gift
Publisher: Independently Published
Total Pages: 122
Release: 2019-04-30
Genre:
ISBN: 9781096346555

I Asked God For An Angel, He Sent Me A Daughter The inspirational journal is a great gift for fathers and daughters to write in together. Having a good parent-child relationship and thankful heart is very important, this journal can help fathers and daughters build a deeper relationship between them. Details: Write and Memory Journal for Fathers, Grandfathers or Daughters/Notebook. 8.5x11 Inches. Matte Cover. Paperback Cover. Best Birthday, Father's Day and Christmas Gifts. Click on "Look Inside" to find out more and grab a copy for yourself and a friend today!